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BusinessRe: South-West Women Quitting Trading For Rice Smuggling by vibratingpenis: 4:09pm On Jun 01, 2024
CountinBlessins:
From rice bandits to rice Smugglers . That right there is called career progression. cheesy

Fūck the southwest and southeast.

If you are upset fūck you too.

cheesy
And fùck your mama too
BusinessRe: South-West Women Quitting Trading For Rice Smuggling by vibratingpenis: 4:02pm On Jun 01, 2024
I will not make any negative but true comments about my beautiful ladies of Yoruba south west.

God bless all their hustles to feed their lazy husbands.

Raskimonojendor:
Topic says young women. The tribalistic mod Seun employed changed title to SW women.

When Ibos were killed in South Africa, mods changed topic to Nigerians were being killed in SA grin
You brought the news page right?

PoliticsRe: Sit-at-home: Politicians Behind Killing Of Soldiers – IPOB by vibratingpenis: 3:25pm On Jun 01, 2024
Khalling2007:
Only one bullet our soldier owns you
We will all die one day, it depends on what you are dying for and the circumstances.

You, your family and everyone you know in your life now may die before me or even in the next 5 minutes, that is how life is, no blueprint.

But you should know that allah is a mad dog and the fake medina bastard prophet is a pig.

Oya.. cry more!
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by vibratingpenis: 12:16pm On Jun 01, 2024
Iinnov8:
Latest review on our Offgrid 3000w EASun Pure Sine wave inverter.

Below video shows the inverter powering a 0.75hp water pumping machine. The machine pulled nearly 1,300w from the inverter on startup and for a few seconds, then stabilizes at around 1,112w. Sscreenshots of satisfactory chats from the customer also attached

However, to power such load, i will advise that you place a standing fan behind the inverter to support the inverter's cooling system. Also, power such load during peak sunlight/solar harvest and for short periods so that it doesn't drain your battery(ies) dangerously

Price: 96,000
Warranty: 6months
Location: Lagos. Fast delivery/waybill within and outside Lagos


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEsjL_E-Rjg&t=3s
Can you do a video using an oscilloscope so we can see how sinusoidal the pure sine wave inverter produces?

I am asking because anything outside an actual sine wave will make Home appliances that have inductive loads such as motors run inefficiently.
FamilyRe: . by vibratingpenis: 11:47am On Jun 01, 2024
Nlanalyst:
Sxx is the only language poor men understand. A man turned his struggling wife to the head of the family and here is another man stating that the sexual needs of the useless figurehead should be prioritized.
What a shame on y'all.
Y'all disgust me.
I hope you still a virgin and your toto has no stretch marks from prick insertion.
PoliticsRe: Sit-at-home: Politicians Behind Killing Of Soldiers – IPOB by vibratingpenis: 11:40am On Jun 01, 2024
Khalling2007:
We don't need any explanation for terrorists, The Nigerian army should kill them all, their supporters, their sympathizers, and no more innocents among the Ipob people.

Judges 21:10-12
10. So the assembly sent twelve thousand fighting men with instructions to go to Jabesh Gilead and put to the sword those living there, including the women and children.

11“This is what you are to do,” they said. “Kill every male and every woman who is not a virgin.”
The terrorists we know chant allah kubar, and read the terror manual quoran
FoodRe: See The Chicken I Bought For 8k by vibratingpenis: 11:31am On Jun 01, 2024
dododawa1:
are you God fearing person?


Hating people religion


OBIDENTs.
But they are free to hate my tribe and belief, even killing Deborah, etc, I should be docile watching.

Cowardice is not in my DNA, but am okay with your selfish hypocrisy.
CareerRe: 40 Directors Fail Permanent Secretary Exam by vibratingpenis: 11:12am On Jun 01, 2024
Check their names
SportsRe: Nigeria To Sing New National Anthem In WCQ Clash Against South Africa And Benin by vibratingpenis: 11:11am On Jun 01, 2024
richie240:
I can bet my left ball u are d typical
foul-mouthed, not-well-brought-up 'ipóbian' (for a lack of better word wink )
Pls, don't ask me how I know!



God is not Amadioha who makes mistakes;
don't get it twisted you've ALREADY gotten it twisted!
cool
But he is allah that manufactured a religion based on his sexual orgy for 6 year olds and raping.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Attack: Senator Natasha Visits CUSTECH, Condoles With Management by vibratingpenis: 11:09am On Jun 01, 2024
Gadafii:
are you new to this forumhuh

Tinubu kho
Was only teasing you.
PoliticsRe: Reps Disown Trending Draft Bill Seeking Return To Regional Government by vibratingpenis: 6:56am On Jun 01, 2024
Where it matters, they all ran.
Nigeria will never be useless in my lifetime.
PoliticsRe: 2,400 Foreigners Caught Applying For Passports – Tunji-ojo by vibratingpenis: 6:56am On Jun 01, 2024
Nukilia:
Deport them ASAP
Or

Create a pathway to citizenship for them
Dey play
PoliticsRe: Bandits Attack: Senator Natasha Visits CUSTECH, Condoles With Management by vibratingpenis: 6:54am On Jun 01, 2024
Gadafii:
This Natasha lady, we used to scale the fence of her father's house in IHIMA, doctor Akpoti to pluck oranges when we were coming back from school

The compound was very iconic to every child that grew up in IHIMA back then, because as if you haven't sneaked into that compound to pick fruits then your adventure is not complete and not regarded as a complete member of the park then

We used to have groups and cliques from cluster of streets, while we all belong to a bigger clique, united by football at the big field that is tucked behind her father's house till today, that field used to be IKUEHI PRIMARY SCHOOL, my primary school 😎😎

Omo, my childhood is something I would give anything for just to live it again, life was easy and man had to responsibility other than to be a stubborn adventurous youngster, we hunted anything and everything including agama lizards 🤣🤣🤣

But rats, bats, birds, rabbits were our favorites to hunts then, while the older boys hunted snakes, porcupine, etc... my childhood was packed with fun, the memory is everything to me.

All the toys we used then were built by us, played games that strengthened bonds, moved together in convoys with our tires or carts😅😅🤣🤣

Police and thief like the picture below used to mad fun, until una turn am to AIYE VS EIYE 😏😏😏

This senator here has triggered nostalgia and I pray and hope she brings the development her people desperately needed, Yaya bellow failed the entire ebira people and kogi state at large
But you voted tinubu that had no past history, if you are a BATeria, you follow change your childhood.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Attack: Senator Natasha Visits CUSTECH, Condoles With Management by vibratingpenis: 6:46am On Jun 01, 2024
When you need soldiers, na soft target they prefer, I am now seeing why God halted my five attempts of military life,
NDAx2
SSC16x1
DSSC19 and 20
Nigerian military lost its values a long time, despite how I struggle to be patriotic to the constitution, I see that the country I am willing to die for is showing me I will die for nothing.

So Bleep it.
SportsRe: Nigeria To Sing New National Anthem In WCQ Clash Against South Africa And Benin by vibratingpenis: 6:28am On Jun 01, 2024
richie240:
Why should nigerian players keep mute?
Well it's not compulsory to say it out loud tho.

Players (worldwide) are not mandated to sing it; laslas just remain motionless (as sign of respect for ur country) when it's being played.
cool
All these senseless never do well morons. When they talk, You'd know God purposely made mistakes to teach humans that to err is divine.
FoodRe: See The Chicken I Bought For 8k by vibratingpenis: 10:22pm On May 31, 2024
dododawa1:
are you God fearing person?


Hating people religion


OBIDENTs.
I hate islam, I hate religion, even Christianity, they are not from My own God Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

No go get stroke because of me, I am so complicated.
FoodRe: See The Chicken I Bought For 8k by vibratingpenis: 9:30pm On May 31, 2024
The few useless yorubas will never make me hate my Yoruba friends, my best friend is from Abeokuta and a muslim But he doesn't know I hate islam, my best aunty is from Ibadan, as they are useless south easterners, useless people full everywhere, though if I know you voted in this regime and still defending it, I will never have anything to do with you.
PoliticsRe: 30th May: Identities Of Soldiers Gunned Down By IPOB Terrorists Revealed by vibratingpenis: 9:26pm On May 31, 2024
They are not shouting allah kubar so how are they terrorists?
PoliticsRe: Sit-at-home: Peter Obi Condemns Attack On The Nigerian Army In Aba Abia State by vibratingpenis: 9:12pm On May 31, 2024
FreeStuffsNG:
It's better late than never.

God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!
So he is an Obidient and in prison for arson since endsars, please,. When did Obidient Movement start?

That is one thing with BATerias, they have no brain.
FoodRe: Three Good Alternatives To Fresh Tomatoes by vibratingpenis: 9:00pm On May 31, 2024
Teenaira:
There is really a big problem in this country. Nigerians are not known to be this lazy but I am now very surprised about Nigerians complaining about ordinary tomatoes. If tomatoes and other foodstuffs are expensive, that is an opportunity to resolve all obstacles surrounding producing these food items and cashing out big time.
You are a fool, na people wey islamic herdsmen terrorist no grre enter farm you dey talk to, bunch of idiotic Morons.
Science/TechnologyRe: What Kind Of Snake Is This by vibratingpenis: 8:21pm On May 31, 2024
OKOATA:
Lol the stick I used was a small branch I cut from a mango tree so I was just hitting it amongst the grasses. So it was until I burst the belle I knew it was gone. Funniest thing I only hit it 3times.
Vipers are slow moving snakes, you killed it easily cos it is an ambush predator and thought it was camouflaged.
Science/TechnologyRe: What Kind Of Snake Is This by vibratingpenis: 8:19pm On May 31, 2024
OKOATA:
I was coming back from a walk with my dog this morning so I passed a bushy path that have residential homes. Saw this gentle slime ball underneath one of the leaves waiting for chicks to come close. Quickly cut of a mango branch and hit it a couple of times before it died. I don't know but is this a BOA?
Viper oooo
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by vibratingpenis: 8:18pm On May 31, 2024
tecpointdme:
Understanding Isps The Backbone Of Our Internet Connection And Online Experience

What is an ISP?

In today’s digitally connected world, understanding the basics of Internet Service Providers (ISPs) is crucial for anyone seeking to optimize their online experience. Below, we delve into the essentials of ISPs and their significance in providing reliable and fast internet connections.

Introduction to ISP (Internet Service Provider)

An ISP, or Internet Service Provider, is a company that supplies individuals and organizations with access to the internet. Think of your ISP as the gateway connecting your home or business to the vast expanse of the world wide web. Without an ISP, you wouldn't be able to browse websites, stream videos, or engage in online activities.

The Role of an ISP in Providing Internet Access

ISPs play a pivotal role in delivering internet access by connecting your devices to their infrastructure, which in turn, links to the greater internet. They manage the hardware, software, and network resources necessary to ensure you have a seamless online experience. Whether you're using a wired connection or searching for “wifi near me,” your ISP is the backbone facilitating your internet usage.

Importance of Choosing the Right ISP for Fast and Reliable Internet Connection

Selecting the right ISP is vital for ensuring a fast and reliable internet connection. A poor choice can result in slow speeds, frequent disconnections, and overall frustration. The ideal ISP should offer robust service with minimal downtime, quick customer support, and competitive pricing.

Factors Affecting Internet Speed and the Role of ISP in This Context

Several factors can influence your internet speed, including network congestion, distance from ISP servers, and the type of connection (DSL, cable, fiber). Your ISP has control over most of these aspects, making it essential to choose one that prioritizes high-speed connectivity. Understanding your needs and how your chosen ISP manages its network can significantly affect your internet performance.

Understanding the Basics of Internet Speed and How It's Measured in Mbps

Internet speed is measured in Mbps (Megabits per second), indicating how much data can be transferred in one second. Higher Mbps means faster internet speed, which is crucial for activities like streaming, gaming, and downloading large files. When comparing ISPs, noting the Mbps they offer can help you choose the best plan for your needs.

How to Conduct a Speed Test for Your Internet Connection

Conducting an internet speed test is a straightforward way to measure your connection's performance. Websites like Speedtest.net allow you to test your internet speed by measuring download and upload speeds, as well as latency. Regularly performing a speed test can help you ensure that your ISP is delivering the speeds promised in your plan.

The Impact of ISPs on Online Experience and Daily Internet Usage

Your ISP significantly impacts your daily online experience. From the quality of video calls to the speed of downloading files, a good ISP ensures smooth and efficient internet usage. Conversely, a subpar ISP can lead to buffering videos, laggy games, and slow-loading web pages, affecting productivity and enjoyment.

Tips for Choosing the Best ISP

Research and Compare: Look at different ISPs in your area, compare their plans, and read reviews.
Check Availability: Not all ISPs serve every area, so ensure your preferred ISP is available near you.
Consider Speed: Choose a plan that offers sufficient Mbps for your household's needs.
Customer Support: Opt for an ISP known for excellent customer service to resolve issues promptly.
Test Regularly: Use speed test internet services to regularly check your connection and ensure you get what you pay for.

By understanding what an ISP is and its importance in your online life, you can make informed decisions that enhance your internet experience. Always aim for an ISP that aligns with your needs and delivers consistently reliable and fast internet speeds.
Shey ISP na clearance sales again, saturday shaleye is cooking.
FoodRe: See 1000 Naira Tomato I Bought In Abuja Today: Photo by vibratingpenis: 7:07pm On May 31, 2024
dkidd:
Dey there dey form superman no use style send DM make I raise u small thing mugu... Hunger go kill u 🤣
This is 7:06pm, you don chop today grin
PoliticsRe: Nwifuru: People I Helped To Power Now Avoid Me - Says Umahi by vibratingpenis: 1:21pm On May 31, 2024
NOETHNICITY:
What has Umahi done that shows he has deviated?
What ever made you ask the question is what happened.
PoliticsRe: Nwifuru: People I Helped To Power Now Avoid Me - Says Umahi by vibratingpenis: 1:20pm On May 31, 2024
NOETHNICITY:
The sickening level of betrayal in politics is mind blowing
You mean godfatherism?
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Block Aba - Port Harcourt Expressway by vibratingpenis: 12:35pm On May 31, 2024
I am trying to see the army or people raising their arms.

There are no islamic terrorists in aba that shout allah kubar

EducationRe: Hensard University's Int’l Standards, Core Values Make It Distinct - Dickson by vibratingpenis: 7:22am On May 31, 2024
nedekid:
I went to ui.
My kids are in private uni though.
So you are saying the private uni your kids are studying in is better than UI?
cheesy

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