₦airaland Forum

PuZZyNegro:
It's not about it being local or little. The Bread was gotten from Market Square super market. I just find it awkward giving bread to your son-in-law to be on the first meeting.

Gifts are symbolic you know.

You forgot the power of bread abi.
And when going to see your future in-laws it's package biscuits you saw to buy from. Packaged biscuits is it symbolic?

So you just left your in-laws house with nothing....that is symbolic, in that you came and left with nothing.
You should have accepted it.

robosky02:
Lalasticlala mynd44 mukina2
https://dailypost.ng/2023/11/20/peseiro-applies-to-coach-egyptian-club-zamalek/

do we really think its the coach fault that the team is playing this kind of game.

nlparrot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPhPfyWmv0M?si=wk7HmDF2uhUXHhf9

Bewaji, the first wife of controversial singer Portable, has filed a petition against controversial disc jockey DJ Chicken for defamation of character and threats to life.

This comes after DJ Chicken, during a live session, claimed to have slept with her before she got married to Portable, and impregnated her. He also alleged that he was the one who deflowered her.

A video of him bragging about having sexual intercourse with her has gone viral on social media, sparking mixed reactions.

In reaction to this, Bewaji has filed a petition titled ‘Petition against Abiodun Ademola aka DJ Chicken for conspiracy, conduct likely to cause a breach of peace, character assassination, and threat to life’ to the Assistant Inspector General of Police.

She accused him of blackmailing her with claims of being in possession of a video of her sleeping with another man and sending her threatening messages

I wonder what is in boasting you had sex with someone or disflowered a person. Even If you did, why coming to boast on social media. What's the gain in leaking a sex tape, sex that you had consensually and in the past. The mentality of bringing people down is Witchcraft and wickedness of the highest order.

Dexy4yah:
Anytime i see Jonathan, he brings back the memory of how he accepted unmerited defeat and allowed that dullard to take over power.

He's one of the people that put Nigeria in the mess she is today

But then his government was very corrupt abi and you wanted change and maybe occupied Nigeria. Now you have change pro max and renewed hope, you are still blaming Jonathan. If he had not left una for say he is power drunk. Abeg u guys should let the man be.

But I assure you, Tinubu government will change things for the better.

fergieboy:
Good luck Jonathan is to be blame for all what’s happening in Nigeria

Never give power to a weak man
Now criminals have snatched power from him and holding the country hostage

Where you not part of those that said his government was corrupt that he should go and wanted change, now you have change pro max, you are still blaming Jonathan.

Great work

Matrix137:
I'm interested if location won't be a problem

Where is your location?
Location shouldn't be a problem....let me know first

Matrix137:
Wahala. What now happens to those who borrowed again for the second time. Just when i was happy that they were considerate cos of the hardship in the country. Ladies and Gents, your only true friend is God almighty.

Please guys the hunger is unbearable. I humbly seek for financial assistance of any amount to buy foodstuffs before hunger finishes son of man.

07 25 00 93 40 access bank. Emeka. God bless.

You can be an aggregator of a POS company, sell their POS and get commission from them.

Or I don't know....

BadMaster:
Men, I present to you, the simps in our mist. These are the reason why we will always have stupid men amongst us. I am very sure if I ask you guys now, you would probably tell me your girlfriends or wives are loyal to you, not knowing that they are being banged behind your back.

A woman is trying to tell you that most, if not all, women that have achieved a certain age and unmarried, have committed abortion at least once. Mind you, she's not referring to women of all ages, you should know this already, as it's common sense.

Hmmmmm
What a breed

The era of financial technology and innovation have obviously expanded and Elon musk X is not left behind. Elon in a call told employees, X will be a place for all financial life. X will be everything Financial. If the banking industry is not attuned to this financial innovation, they are in for a big competition that will push them out of the financial space.

Elon Musk wants X to be the center of your financial world, handling anything in your life that deals with money. He expects those features to launch by the end of 2024, he told X employees during an all-hands call on Thursday, saying that people will be surprised with “just how powerful it is.”

“When I say payments, I actually mean someone’s entire financial life,” Musk said, according to audio of the meeting obtained by The Verge. “If it involves money. It’ll be on our platform. Money or securities or whatever. So, it’s not just like send $20 to my friend. I’m talking about, like, you won’t need a bank account.”

X CEO Linda Yaccarino said the company sees this becoming a “full opportunity” in 2024. “It would blow my mind if we don’t have that rolled out by the end of next year,” Musk said.

The company is currently working on locking down money transmission licenses across the US so that it can offer financial services. Musk told employees Thursday that he hopes to get the others X needs in “the next few months.”

Musk has discussed his plans to turn X into a financial hub before. He even renamed Twitter after his dot-com-boom-era online bank, X.com, which eventually became part of PayPal. He previously said the platform would offer high-yield money market accounts, debit cards, checks, and loan services, with the goal of letting users “send money anywhere in the world instantly and in real-time.”

The original plan for X.com is clearly on Musk’s mind. “The X/PayPal product roadmap was written by myself and David Sacks actually in July of 2000,” Musk said on Thursday’s internal X call. “And for some reason PayPal, once it became eBay, not only did they not implement the rest of the list, but they actually rolled back a bunch of key features, which is crazy. So PayPal is actually a less complete product than what we came up with in July of 2000, so 23 years ago.”

Turning X into a rich hub for financial services ties directly into Musk’s goal of making the platform into an “everything app,” akin to super apps like WeChat in China that offer access to shopping, transportation, and more.

Musk faces major challenges to get there, though. Convincing people why they need such a platform is one. Getting them to trust X with their entire financial life is another.




https://www.theverge.com/2023/10/26/23934216/x-twitter-bank-elon-musk-2024

It is Nigeria's turn according to the rotation principle. It's not because of abilities.

I can't seem to understand these kind of politicians.
What's the difference there na, the surname is just in different positions. It depends on how it is arraanged by the giving institution......this man claim is dead on arrival.

jonnieoneng:
I don't feel this is fictional, I just find it awkward that a Girl having Parents could be going through such and she didn't tell anyone till she was taken advantage of 400 times?

This is not to criticize the Girl, but the truth must be said at all times. Before you start making a defense on this, let me inform you that I have 3 Daughters aged 18 years, 13 years and 8 years respectively.

I have made these Girls to be so accessible to me that I can give you the accurate days two of them that are of mensturating age have their period. In fact my first is currently on Menstruation now.

The last time a Useless boy was stupid enough to try something stupid with my 18 year old, I did something to him that required us (himself, his Parents, my Daughter and Myself) going to the Police together. There are some stupid Parents who will never see Evil in what their Children are doing. Especially, if they have just one useless money with which they think they can bribe the Police. But, I am not Poor myself, and I am an Animal worse than a Lion, Tiger and The Most Venomous Snake when it comes to defending my Children of all Sex. The Boy tried shit with my Daughter and I messed him up. I can promise you that he would never try it again!

I blame the Parents of this Tennis Star and I blame her, since in her life, she didn't identify anyone and ai mean ANYONE, who can defend her. It shoes how detached from society she is.

No offense o! Just my humble opinion!

No offense na, it's your opinion. Your are lucky or rather exposed enough to guide your daughters right on time. Remember it's not only her, including her they are 5 that testified against this same coach, they you should wonder what went on. If you were not your the parent to your daughters and you tell 18, 13 and 8 years old girls while growing up before reaching these years that they can open up to you and they tell you everything about themselves, they tend to see you that you love them and as a father figure, that's exactly what the coach did and manipulated her psychology. Not having anyone to talk to? The president of the federation was aware of the coaches predatory lifestyle, but as long as it was bringing them titles, he can continue abi.
Even manipulated her that she had AIDS for almost 5 years if not more, something went wrong somewhere, even parenting, probably they were scared of something. Until she can open up, she did and what people are doing here is to cajole her.
You were not poor, that's good, you too could go extra mile to defend your daughter. If you were poor, maybe you would have watched helplessly. And when you can't do anything, how would your daughters know that you would have fought for them, maybe when something happens to the younger one, she might give in and thinks, what can my parents do, then such kinds of things continue until such a child opens up.
I am not defending her, even if I defend her, I am okay. But you have heard of children in schools in Nigeria who have died out of sexual molestation even by teachers like the one in an Abuja school. You recently read here on Nairaland of 3 students getting pregnant for a security man and the secretary said she is not aware yet.
That's the kind of things that go on and nothing happens, especially here in Nigeria.
Don't cast aspersion on the tennis star because you feel your daughters are secured because you are feel you are there for them. As you think if she couldn't count on someone, also think if there was no one to count on or the ones she counted on could not do anything.
My earlier response was to those who see it as fictional that 400 times is impossible, she went through the trauma of counting them, Because you know or knew this things can happen that's why you started instilling in them early enough. Something triggered it in you, probably you were scared of this kind, especially that boy. You should encourage others to protect their daughters too.
The coach doesn't have daughters too? Or maybe children? What do you think his male or female children would be feeling, they might even see that as normal and even defend their Dad.
Rightly as you said, values is far from society and we, people are far from the society.
I stand impartial. Don't think 400 times is not possible or it can't happen 400 times before speaking out.
We should not be blinded by our own mechanisms when child abusers are lurking around and there are children who can't speak out. Encourage them to speak and let the law be there to find the Truth to defend and punish offenders.
Let us condemn the offenders and not the victims.
I have laid my opinion and I am okay.

My problem with these people saying women and lies are the same people saying When Mohbad complained, nobody did anything. Someone raised an issue and four other people testified of such from same person leading to imprisonment of the culprit. People are just hear condemning 400 times, from age 12, you think it's not possible, people don't know what people go through. People carry scars, but when they speak out, the same people who say they should speak out, still condemn them.
People just feel everything is fictional because it has not happened to them... it's such a sad thing, PEOPLE.

One issue here is not translation. It was not said as Maryam the mother of Mohammed. It is Mary the mother of Jesus........they are totally different.

It's really time to rest

obailala:
This is for contactless payments, not your regular transfer or card payment.

With contactless payment cards, all you need do is bring your card close to a compliant POS machine and payment would be automatically taken from your card without you having to insert the card in the machine or inputting your pin. Contactless payments don't exist in Nigeria YET; I'm guessing they're just about to introduce it. But I doubt it would work in Nigeria though, especially given the sheer number of fraudsters we have.

Contactless payment is available in Nigeria, using Palmpay QR card. The card has a QR code you scan on the Palmpay POS terminal using the QR scanner on the terminal. It is fast and secured.

I would suggest you find ways to inculcate your 5 yr old to assist you even when it is not done totally the way you want it. Avoid any perfect house chores.

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I deh fear to tell her say I love you.
Today, I see white hair for my hair... I shock o.
I gat tell her o.

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Xlogistics:
Part 9. AND FINAL. (Make everybody rest)




I Will summarize all the events that happened in this last part, because a lot of readers have been on my neck.

: When the man walked into the room, I threw a glass cup towards the TV stand to send him to the wrong direction. I and my uncle were standing beside the Closet in the dark.

When we succeeded in sending him the wrong way, I used the pressing iron that was in the room to give him a heavy bang at the back of his head(self defense ladies and gentlemen).

When he fell on the floor we quickly emptied his pocket and disarm him, we gave him a proper beating sha. It was time to leave the hotel.

I told my uncle that we can’t both walk out of the hotel at the same time, one of us needs to go out first, while the other follow.

We left all our belongings and my uncle went out first, we had planned on a meeting point if we succeed. While my uncle was leaving the hotel gate, we heard shots, my uncle ran back into the hotel with a speed of 3,000k/hr lol. Funny enough it wasn’t gun shots both but from a car tyre driving nearby.

That made me laugh real bad, it was a very funny scene which helped to relax the nerves. My uncle went out and after 10 minutes it was my turn to leave the hotel, I walked very fast to the meeting point, praying I meet my uncle there.

Luckily enough I met him there.

//BASED ON POPULAR SUGGESTIONS, HERE IS THE SUMMARY OF THE EVENTS THAT UNFOLDED AFTERWARDS.//


When we arrive in court on the day of the hearing, my lawyer presented all the facts and evidence to the jury. A later day was scheduled for hearing. Finally we won the case and all the charges dropped. But the surprising part of it is the role my girlfriend played in setting me up.

Anyway the case I filled against EFCC/SARS took a year and the half to conclude. I also won that case too. I was compensated with a large sum of money, I gave all of the money to my uncle because he lost a lot during the process.

What did I learn from my experience ?

1. Your SIM card and phone should both have different passwords(not phone pattern)

2. Don’t trust your girlfriend, don’t loose guard.

3. Always scan your phone with anti $pying softwares once in 2 months, at least.

4. Always fight law enforcement agencies, not physical fight, but with law.

5. Be intelligent and think fast.

6. Learn basic tech prompts, it might save you.

7. The police is not your friend.

8. Keep your life extremely private. You don’t have to be friends with everyone.

9. Having CCTV cameras is no brainer

10. Own a licensed metal if you can

11. Na only God they save Nigerians.

Guy, this basic tech stuff, I go like get through o. Carry me along make we get into this tech stuff deep.

I tend towards Atiku, also believe in Obi and also believe tinubu is strategic. I think we should should start accepting Tinubu as the president elect and president. I don't think these things against him will change anything.