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Shym3xx:
Loool.

You're forming a coalition for me now, my nyggah?

Vicchi12 is my bae and once I give her the kiss of death, she'll join my team and leave you stranded for a barrage of Ls.

Never joining your camp. Don't eat my vomit

sukkot:
fasho, we definitely gotta do that. that bi-tch nigga Shym3xx needs to be tamed. he a prehistoric neanderthal caveman knuckle-dragging Australopithecus nigga that needs the firepower only you can deliver to tame his uncouth ass lolzzzz. we definitely gotta hook up

Where are you ?

Shym3xx:
Lol. Nah, the King and the maid. You know Kings get busy with maids from time to time.

You're happily married, yet you're telling me that you're "badder" than my chics, no?

Married women do have fun. Bring ya lips here.

Your chics? You a tranny for real?

sukkot:
yeah am next up to deliver another bout of butt whooping to you, but i will let you recuperate tonight after that phenomenal butt whooping you just received from vicchi12 so I will catch yo ass 2moz. AM OUT

NB my mentions aint working too well. NL tripping. Your posts dont trigger my mentions all the time so it is what it is.

We need to hook up here from time to time. That 'girl' needs us.

Shym3xx:
Wanna kiss and make up?

Like uhnm...the princess and the frog? nah, thanks. I'm happily married.

Shym3xx:
Nah, I think the chic is feeling emotional right now cos I probably went too far. These people know I'm utterly disrespectful, yet they always want to come at me.

You're next tho.

It's late. Big daddy don't like me rough in here. So I let you go...bih...pus...oh vag...oh I meant shym3xx

Shym3xx:
Vicchi12,

Why are you so quiet?

Why you clowning? Huh?

sukkot:
aiittt hun, you did well. you delivered that ass whooping to Shym3xx like a champ. gurl you something else. hmm hmm hmmm you something special gurl

Hahaha. I like you too.

Shym3xx:
Vicchi12, don't run.

Peace! Receive some sense and just let go. Stop acting like a bitch. You're a dude, for Bleep sake's

sukkot:
buahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa she is on fayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa somebody hose her down with wataaaaaaaaaa

Shym3xx you are finished. take this L like a champ

Like.... Thank you darling. My husband is back back to wifely duties.

Shym3xx:
You running now, after coping a plea?

Gosh! I your muva had to take a break,son. Sit down bitchh! Where you taking your pussyy? You don't move unless I tell you to, bitchh!

sukkot:
gurl you must work for the british royal mail because you are delivering the butt whooping

Bleep boys Need some discipline. Like I'm his lost but found muva!

Shym3xx:
You're my biitch and you found ya voice on this thread. My post for you on the other thread for another L is yet to get a reply, puzzy. How about jump in for two for the price of one.

Fuckck boy, come here. Your ass needs some whooping!

sukkot:
dayummmmm fayaaaaaaa. gurl i need to hose you down with wata cuz you on fayaaaaaaaa

Shym3xx just get on the floor in the shape of an L

Dear,
This bitchh ass Bleep-boy needs some whopping.

Shym3xx:
Lol. Obviously, ya selling point includes ya turkey neck, cheese fat belly, and saggy ti.ts. No sane person would afford to waste time on the excessive fat saturated all over ya body, hence the more reason why you need to lose weight and why I'm offering to foot the bill for gym membership.

I really don't wanna do this, but bitchh you want it dirty and I'm ready to give it to you I heard yo mama so fat that she dont need the internet she's already world wide .

Shym3xx:
Lol. Nah, more like ya pum is already moist and dripping. And you're about to insert a dil.do in there with me n ya head. Alie?

Why so pretentious?

Aww you crazy about my pumpum? So sad, cause I don't do puss-y. You got a puss-y and I love dickks from a man with brain. Don't need no bitchh on my pumpum

Shym3xx:
Lol. Okay, stop making noise and prove it for old time sake. At least we used to be cool.

Don't worry about those who rock my world - you need to show me ya selling point.

Dude your ancestors and even your descendant cannot afford my selling points. Like why would I fucking sell my good self to a wrench like yourself? See? The more reason why I think you need to save up for a damned brain! You lack a lot of things!

Mind you, I called you a puss-y. I doubt you've got a Dicck. Cause you acting like a bitchh on heat.

Shym3xx:
Vicchi12, I know you're obese and how defensive you've been on this thread adds credence to it. Why don't you want to lose all the excessive weight you acquired while flipping burgers at McDs, even with me offering to foot the bill?

You're such a sweetheart but you need to lose weight. You can't sell yourself to me with excessive weight looking like Precious. Not buying that.

Hahahahah. I'll be damned to let your puss-y touch me. If I wanted to be a call girl, not with you. I'm not obese empty skull. I'm lighter than the pigs that rock your world.

Shym3xx:
Vicchi12, I know you're obese and how defensive you've been on this thread adds credence to it. Why don't you want to lose all the excessive weight you acquired while flipping burgers at McDs, even with me offering to foot the bill?

You're such a sweetheart but you need to lose weight. You can't sell yourself to me with excessive weight looking like Precious. Not buying that.

MCeeShort:
I've always been a man!

How about you teach your pus-sified friend to act the same.

Shym3xx:
Lol. After coping a plea, yh?

You can join them as well. I can take on three people at once.

Dikchead be feeling like a winner. Actually, he a pussy. #He ain't nothing but a broke nigga

Shym3xx:
No, I don't spend dollars - I spend a better currency. I can help you with some pounds sterling and pay for your enrollment at a gym for 10 years. Anything to help you lose weight, I'm in. I'm a nice guy like that.

Lmao.... Aww. Fortunately, I won't be needing that. Why don't you use that money to buy yourself a brain? I'll suggest you save up for that. Science is still working on how to make that possible. You definitely need that

sukkot:
yo fam, they ripping you a new bunghole outcheaaa. Shym3xx

And... Who are you again?

MCeeShort:
Be a butterfly, not a clown. Show ur grace!

On a normal day, that woulda been an insult. However, I'll take to your advice outside of Nairaland. Thanks. And hey! Be a man..

MCeeShort:
I know u are and whoever ur man is, I'm sure he's proud to have u.

Hell yea! That's for sure.

Shym3xx:
Lol. All is fair.

They know I'm super-vulgar, yet these chicken heads always want to test me.

And I do believe that excludes me. Need help with rent? Could help you with a couple of dollars. and hey! I'm for real.

MCeeShort:
That's good. Now don't go same way as that my friend. Let him be, pls.

Honey bun, I'm just clowning. You know what anonymity could make you do. Lol. Be a freak and a beast..

Shym3xx:
I don't have a problem with you siding with anyone. At the end of the day, I'm just clowning the insolent sket and having fun with it.

But when you quoted me and tagged my reply as "immature". That was where you crossed the line.

Really? Like... Really? That's an insult? Ok... Ok..I'm giving you a side eye. Really!

vague:
its the spare change that he goes around asking for at the subway that he now wants to give away for cleaning his thrift shop shoes. God is just watching him

Oh dear, God is merciful. We should pray for him.

MCeeShort:
Ok. Be easy on urself. Relax ur nerves bae.

Actually, I'm sipping on my tea and having a swell time.

Shym3xx:
Lol. I should be asking you that since ya itchy fingers made you jump into something that has nothing to do with you.

I'm the victim here cos you both attacked me first unprovoked.

So why are you bitter?

Dude! You went ham on me for siding with someone else. What's your problem?

MCeeShort:
Didn't go on ur profile. Ur signature says butterfly.

I see.