₦airaland Forum

vague:
its month end, you may need all the change you can find to pay for your utilities

He sure does. That's why his broke arse needs some 'comic relief'

Shym3xx:
Lol. Don't cop a plea - keep running ya big mouth, effing nosey parker.

Did you lose a loved one? Why so bitter ? Get off my arse.

Shym3xx:
Obese village monkey, I'd rather be in the ghetto than be from a mud house with rats, mosquitoes, insects, and co-exist with all kinds of rodents in the same space. I doubt you even shower daily and you stink with ya smelly and sweaty body. I won't even touch you with a long stick, you diseased ape.

Insolent sket with smelly pum.

And person, I'm quite portable. I'm badder than the ugly apes you Bleep with. Trust me!

Shym3xx:
Obese village monkey, I'd rather be in the ghetto than be from a mud house with rats, mosquitoes, insects, and co-exist with all kinds of rodents in the same space. I doubt you even shower daily and you stink with ya smelly and sweaty body. I won't even touch you with a long stick, you diseased ape.

Insolent sket with smelly pum.

Hahahahaa... Sigh! Poor doggy...need a treat?? Don't attack me now, bingo

MCeeShort:
Never knew I'll get a hand from u

I believe we're all just having a good time. I've been busy all day, you know.

vague:
No visa? Really? So how was the boat ride over the Mediterranean?

Haagahahahahahah...i fell off my beg. Phew!

MCeeShort:
My mom's day starts by 5am and she doesn't stop till 7pm. She's almost always on the move.

Maybe I was wrong. You're quite mature with your responses. Good job!

Shym3xx:
Shut up and mind ya business, you nosey parker.

Ghetto sewage rat, don't insult me! I see you from the hood. Oh please! Danfo drivers are better than you. Your saving grace is the UK. Thank your stars.

mizzochocinco:
so whats your mum's excuse for not jogging 2miles a day and eliminated body odour? Remember im not insulting anyone.

C'mon! I smell sarcasm. Even a blind can see it. I'm not a fan of involving family members in disputes and disagreement. So, 3 points.

Nahhh!!! Too immature. 5 points goes to you.

Shym3xx:
Lol. But I've never needed a visa in my life but I bet ya pops wasted the useful periods of his youth scrounging for visas, yet he never got any, alie?

So, I'm speaking from a position of privilege but you were sired by an unwanted scrounger.

Anyway, the offer is still on the table for ya pops. And he has to make sure his hands clean cos I can let a diseased heifer stain my shoes.

MCeeShort:
Butterfly, I will. I'm not surprised. Goodnight

It's still 7pm... Night! Why go on my profile? Butterflies are beautiful and graceful.

vague:
you better not leave UK how else will you go back when your vistor's visa expired 5yrs ago?

Ouch!

Lesbiangalr:

High five!

MCeeShort:
All u do is complain. Keep it up.

All you do is complain!! And Be on my arse

MCeeShort:
All u do is complain. Keep it up.

Shush! I'm a sexy and beautiful young woman. I got no worries

Lesbiangalr:
So you know a lady that's good in bed so you are the 'side dk'. There you have it. She aint super woman after all

You kilt it!! naughty!

MCeeShort:
I know a lady who does all of these and still have all the time in the world. Call her a super woman, u won't be wrong.

And hopefully, that super woman continues to hold her wits together.. Poor woman!

MCeeShort:
I don't dispute ur right to whatever u wish to say, but when u say things, say things u have full knowledge on so when pressed further, u can give ur all with total authority, unlike what u just did.

Mr. Man, first of all, I do have a 'Full' knowledge about weight loss/ gain. However, I absolutely no knowedge about how many fat women there are in Nigeria. That's all I have to say to you. And hey! Don't you bother coming after me again!

MCeeShort:
Then stop trying to share a knowledge u don't have!

Oh no! You didn't just say that. I have as many right as you do, to express any knowledge I have on this topic! By the way, who are you to tell me what to say and what not to?

MCeeShort:
I hear...so 80% of Nigerian married women have same metabolism, according to ur analyses. If not, explain why the trend's like that.

Uhmmm, why you trying to put on a spot. What I said is based on my general knowledge. I'm not a researcher, neither am I a doctor of any kind. K?

MCeeShort:
So stress now makes people fat? U will make a good consulting paediatrician!

I'm no pediatrician.... Dietician, you meant. Anyway, stress, too much exercise, too much food, not enough food. Different things! And people's metabolism is different. My body works better with fat(I mean natural fat). Carbs kill my body. So everyone is quite different. You've just gotta find out.

mizzochocinco:
What actually causes stress is lack of a healthy eating lifestyle. Most of the food average Nigerian woman are exposed to do not only cause obesity, but it can also affect functionality of vital organs and cause other illnesses like depression, alzeheimers and gut problems.

Don't I just adore you. Using myself as an example, when I'm stressed, I crave junk food. I'm an emotional eater, but I've been able to recognize that and just consume just protein and vegetables. I try not to consume over 30 g of carbs n fat in a day. And drink lots of water! It helps a great deal!

Personally, I think you're playing with diseases, eg, Rabies and all that shii

IMASTEX:
I have this long interest and passion to keep birds as pet. I have severally caught some few birds which I intended keeping as pet. The shocking news is that I usually wake up the following day to meet them dead, even before I could get a bird cage. I do have this bad feelings been somehow responsible for the deaths, and I am equally not pleased not to have my long desires of keeping a bird as pet come through.
Please, I need advise on the following:
1. What could be exactly responsible for the deaths?
2. What is the name of this particular breeds?
3. Can they be kept as pet. If no, which do you recommend? And if Yes, how?

Thanks for your response

Thank you! People just assume women just get fat due to food consumption. An average Nigerian woman is stressed as Bleep! And stress makes them fat!

mizzochocinco:
Majority of them are married to broke men that cannot afford a healthy eating lifestyle. This is not to insult anyone but to just prove a point. Take your own mother for instance, growing up did you ever see olive oil, lettuce, apples, salmon or brown rice in her kitchen? My guess is no, but you probably found palm oil, cow-skin and yam in there. Is her BMI below 23? I highly doubt it.

Most Nigerian men are too broke too afford healthy food, which is why their wives just end up working with what they have, which isn't doing them any good in the long run.

Bottle of palm oil - N950
Bottle of olive oil - N2,000

Suya - N200
Salmon - N5,000

Roasted groundnuts - N300
Macadamia nuts - N1,000

Street burger - N500
Smoked chicken salad - N3,500

I have made my point.

mikeakeh:
cuz they all bunch of lazy asses who won't work their butt off in d gym.... Workout is key, they need to be added in their to-do list. just dat basically all 9ja women care less about their looks whn dey start giving birth

Nigga, you're so wrong! Scroll up and read my post. You uneducated Arrow!

So many factors contribute to it, stress makes people fat, childbirth, hormones(thyroid issues), not eating enough(the body goes into starvation mode), too much food, pregnancy, etc. women go through a lot of weight problems. So please don't come here judging us.

You need to love yourself first, and then love yourself in return. I wish I could help you. But you're thousands of miles away. Sad!

amaraedec:
I have not spoken to anyone about my ordeal but I sincerely hope your advice will go a long way towards healing me and restoring back my sanity.

I started dating this lady whom I still love so much February 2013, few months before I lost my mummy. I was so cautious of the affair at first, knowing that it was the first time I am getting so emotionally entangled to a lady, but after I lost my mum, I was so hurt and the fact that she was the only person very close to me then, I threw caution to the wind and fell helplessly in love with her, hoping that it would help alleviate the pains of losing My mum and praying deep inside my heart that the relationship will lead to marriage. It did to a reasonable extent alleviated the pains of losing my mum.

Even while I was in school, I gave her everything that I somehow lived in deprivation. Her friends were complaining to me that I spend a lot on her and it might backfire one day. I ignored their advice. I buy her handouts, clothes, Mobile gadgets and even give her certain amount of money on monthly basis to add up to her feeding money, I made sure she lived above her peers in school .

The whole problem started late 2014, when I was about leaving for my NYSC. she started acting quite strange, I respected her privacy that I don't even touch her phones, even though I give her the freedom to handle my phones and answer my calls. I noticed she wouldn't pick up her calls while with me. Like I said, I respected her privacy that I never gave so much thoughts into her actions, I loved and gave her my all believing that she will never cheat on me. Then on her birthday, I had got lots of surprising gifts for her and even arranged a little get together without her knowledge. To my greatest surprise, she surfaced at the venue of the party with the excuse that she was going on an errand for her parents. I handed over to her the gifts I got for her, she collected them and left the venue. Little did I know she had gone to see her erstwhile lover. Depression had started creeping in and I was losing my sanity apparently.

To cut the whole story short, when her girlfriend opened up to me that my girl was having affairs elsewhere, I never believed her at first, but after I confronted her, then I was looking so sick and pale, completely lost in thoughts and pains. She eventually opened up and was really sorry to the best of my knowledge . I couldn't help the pains, I. Started taking anti depressants, I have already vowed never to cheat in my life, knowing that prosperity has a way of rewarding Fidelity.

After I was mobilized for NYSC, I left for my Camp, but the ghost of a failed relationship was already hunting me, I had lost interest in living. Shortly after I returned back from my Orientation camp, everyone knew something was wrong with me, I only told them that it was the stress from Camp. Well, I was battered emotionally, that on 31st December 2014, I hit the rock button and decided to end my life and end the pains, I took insecticides and collection of anti depressants in over dose and battery acid, I cheated on death as I was in Coma for 4 days, I was referred to a psychologist for rehabilitation after I was discharged on the 12th of January 2015. I spent 6 months in rehabilitation Center here in Lagos State, where I was also serving then.

After the whole incident, I made up my mind to forgive her and give her a second chance since she was really sorry. The whole scenario started replaying itself, that she started acting strange again, already my friend had told me that she was seeing someone else. My family knew I was slipping into depression again and had wanted to fly me out of the country, but I was denied Visa when I least expected it. I had to leave Enugu for Lagos so as to keep away from her and the environment. but she still calls me on phone, saying that she still loves me, I truly love her so much. Am totally lost of words, lost of ideas. Am terrified to say the least. Am losing my sanity again. Please friends, depression is getting better of me at the moment.. I need a sincere advise

Funny enough, same goes for black ladies. It's very disturbing! Not like I'm racist, but my friend are attracted to white men because they think they are better than black men. A friend once told me that black men are not ugly and thugs. Yup! I was stunned and disappointed.

am0sn0nyu:
Who cares ? Really ? How many European or American or Arabian stars, celebs, musicians, politicians, athletes has married an African lady ? Oh did I said "most" ? Let me check

CHECKING.....

Oh! Okay, sorry I meant to type 'several' and by "several" I mean most of them actually has this affinity to be endeared towards foreign chicks, just like most guys in Nigeria including me, but I'm conscious not to succumb to that line of thinking amongst us males as since pre-teens we've been fantasizing about oyibo women, chinese girls, indian ladies, you know na. . .unless you aren't from core here (not that I am anti-oyibo ooo, I'm not, I love hispanics) however during my navel-gazing moment and deep-thinking, I've often return from my pensive journey to appreciate our black babes despite their so many flaws and many imperfections. Look here man, you don't need to agree with me, just check out the musical videos and you'll the see the rate at which foreign babes are used whenever there isn't enough light-skinned ones to bounce their butts on their f00lish videos. What message are they sending out ? Light-skin is superior, bleach-skin is the perfect one, black is nonsense, black is irritating etc etc. I know our people's mentality with their craze with foreign things,
foreign religions,
foreign economic formular,
foreign languages,
adopted foreign system of governing
and foreign standard of doing things in general,
eloquence in foreign language makes you look civilized and appear enlightened.
Everything foreign foreign, the ridiculous thing is that my people even suck at emulating these foreign-thing properly. They mostly appear fake and unreal.

Wooh make I just stop for here jor.

Karm16:
lmao

My man, it's true o.

Tolexander:
jobberman crew is one of the few Nigerians the Nigerian problem don help.

How 'very' possible is it for an American to think about connecting people looking for job and company looking for who to ask employ?
The site may not even get enough traffic since the level of unemployment is relatively very low.

ahem!!! Ever heard of indeed and monster? Your Nigerian brothers often go and try to scam people there as well. Also, Mr. Please, millions of people are unemployed in the United States of America.

DMLords:
Crazy gal...
Anyways, I like crazy!

Surprisingly, it is always pink inside irrespective of their skin color... Why bleach then?

Sorry! just thinking out loud!

Crazy gal...
Anyways, I like crazy!

Surprisingly, it is always pink inside irrespective of their skin color... Why bleach then?

Sorry! just thinking out loud!

Thanks! Don't mind dem hard core troubles souls that can't take a light joke.

gohzieh:
Ode!

Aww...what's the issue? Kini ishoro aye e
Jesu ti segun ogun oshi ati ibanuje ninu aye re. AMIN!