₦airaland Forum

Very creative.. but electic shock is real oo, heat gan go worry 3 dat house.
Let's be frank, na sakpa make person build dis kain house oo.
U go get money 2 build brick house com dey run container?

Bros, u dey mean sha.
See as d dog don big finish.
Dis 1 go bite me wella if i buy am.
Puppies no dey?

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Power of recession.

Abeg, Who win the match?

After losing $100bn.
Stupid leadership,
Clueless government.
This one b like Bet9ja virtual, play #5,000 win #500 at the end of d day.
Who dey lose? Who dey gain?

All i see is ...

See wahala, all dis chicken turkey people dey mad sha.
Them wan dey scam our people abi na dem wan drive them ni.
Make dem ask around, if we storm dah way... na wahala we go bring show.

Very wonderful, Better than my regular days...
Today, there is..
No light...
No food...
No money...
No where to go (Nobody wan invite person come im house dis holiday)
Its very very great, i"m enjoying the holiday.
Thank u Buhari! Thank u APC!! Thank u Recession!!!

Nigerians! Nigerians!! Nigerians!!!
Una too like talk & wahala.
If the train work, una go talk say the ride dey no go well or dey messed up due to bad management,etc...
if accident sup, una go talk say poor maintenace or juju dey involved...
now wey dem no gree work due to say dem dey conduct maintenance...
una dey complain.
Nawa ooo!! I tire for una ooo!!!

Smash ke?
Shebi d fone strong nah?
Na d guy hand supppose dey pain am

timeman:
Welcome to Biafra. Stupid ipods, stupid Afonja slaves, stupid land of the missing sun, useless ogbete region.
Kiss the truth!

Bia nwoke.. u don chop.
E be lyk say this recession don dey affct your medulla.
Wetin concern bad road and Biafra?
U neva see bad road before?
Abi dem tell u say na for only East bad roads dey?
Use ur head oo.. make u no chop slap.

All I see is Bullshit and Lies.

To do
Smoke weed to take your mind off the pain the present govt has brought.

Not to do
No take pass 2 wraps... food no dey to update body after the smoking section.

Happy Independence Day.

Smh.. Nigerians. They are expecting a bomb blast, the price of rice and fish is not enough blast abi, #490-$1 is not enough blast abi, na when pure water go dey sell for 1k per bag... una go see better bomb.

chrislilfee:
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Dear Nigerians,

Let me say happy Independence Day to us all. May God give us the grace to witness many more of it in good health and sound mind.

My Compatriots, though our country already at 56, is surely not where we all love it to be yet, but I have a strong hope that we are already on the path to greatness. And that is the kind of spirit I want to urge you all to carry on. There would surely be light at the end of the tunnel for us, let us not lose hope. Notwithstanding, the trying time the country is currently going through, we shall overcome.

If truth must be told, to get to the Promised Land, we all have our different roles to play in the project Nigeria. Most especially the youths, because we are the leaders of tomorrow. While that might sound like a cliche, yet I foresee a Nigeria where the youths would be taking over the mantle of leadership in the nearest future. So let us all begin to shun vices of any kind and embrace all that is virtuous. Because that is the surest way we can prepare for the task ahead.

Read More: http://www.ourhype360.com/celeb-gist/don-jazzys-independence-message-nigerians/

It is a cliche... we've been hearing the same old story of youths and leaders of tomorrow since childhood but we are still being ruled by incompetent old men that should be in their village farming or staring at the sun all day. They just keep making primary pupils sing that song while the main aim of the song is money , just to make parents pay their wards school fees. They've been toying our heads since 1960. Its time for Nigerians to wake up.

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Usually, We all should expect that the Mother will show gratitude for the boyfriend saving her daughter's life and being a blessing but
In reality, i don't wanna imagine what she'll do to both of them.
E go worse pass accident wey happen.

Why is davido on every post on Nairaland?

All I see is new set of tools for fb yahoo boys on military.

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One is a Tribe..
We smoke the other one.

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Thumbs up to our young tech geniuses.

queenstll:
Just as the saying goes "A setback is a setup for a grand comeback", this certainly applies to the multi award-winning singing duo that is PSquare as the drop their latest music video "Bank Alert". The video which has cameo appearances of the legendary Onyeka Onwenu, Mr Ibu, Phyno and a host of other artistes.
Directed by Clarence Peters and Jude Okoye for Square Records.
Enjoy...

Via: http://360jamng.tk/video-p-square-bank-alert/[/b]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWSYCp-46h8

True Punchline

After their publicity flips & stunts...

She's not looking fat, round and short looking lovely

Either its 5 pple + 1 photographer = 6
OR
its photoshop

Choi...
Mark show naija, ur fellow Nollywood artistes no put u call.. make u follow snap picture..
I've been there... I can feel ur pain...


But oga Femi na Nollywood actor?
abi Yorubawood?