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A Yoruba lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in Nigeria.

Ajoke Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company' s performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation.
Your loving husband,
Kunle

His wife replied...
Thanks for the 100 kisses.
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...
1. The Rice man agreed on 2 kisses for half bag of rice.
2. The electricity man, Kabiru , agreed not to disconnect
only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord Mohammed comes every day to take 2 or 3
kisses instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner Biodun did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart,
Ajoke

Kunle is in hospital as u r laughing.

A Yoruba lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in Nigeria.

Ajoke Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company' s performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation.
Your loving husband,
Kunle

His wife replied...
Thanks for the 100 kisses.
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...
1. The Rice man agreed on 2 kisses for half bag of rice.
2. The electricity man, Kabiru , agreed not to disconnect
only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord Mohammed comes every day to take 2 or 3
kisses instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner Biodun did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart,
Ajoke

Kunle is in hospital as u r laughing.

Op nice topic but there are some naturally gullible olodos who are born to be scammed. You will give them a million reasons why something is a scam or fake but they will still defend the scam and even promote it among their fellow zombie IQ brethren. Till today some people still take part in MMM... smh.

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May God be with you

As English wey all man understand dey, una no like am abi??

@OP its 8 and not 7 celebrities.
We had serious problems, me and olamide.
As my diss track reach badoo ear, na the whole mainland him carry come beg me.
If you think say I dey lie ask Ambode, he is a witness.

thesicilian:
Just say its Dbanj. No other better person there.

And how far has Mr. Dbanj's career moved since he parted ways with Don Jazzy one of the no better persons in Mo'Hits.

Men go start to dey profess love asap

I just hope say the bribe wey dem pay you na better money, if not, you've just wasted your career and blown your reputation for peanuts.

Death sentence because of 87K??
How many captured Boko haram members wey dem don give death sentences??

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Still looking for the epic reply.

IamAirforce1 calm down, u be OP e neva do you, u still wan snatch FTC. #Wehdone
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Meanwhile,

Is this a worthy reason for me to receive ban?

If na for una to dey shout ipob and Biafra for NL, una go get the strength. Now to defend una home be wahala now.
Afonjas be like arsenal, una go open mouth they criticize another person meanwhile anybody fit storm una house thrash una with full confidence.

Who cares

Who dey ban me every time?

See tattoo sha
This is cruel.

Nigeria jaga jaga..
Everything scatter scatter..

Who banned me??
So I can't comment regarding NL mods??
5 years on NL & I get my 1st ban cos I made a comment of mods putting certain threads on FP these days.
Una wehdone.

Sexy

PSG, worse team ever.
Kudos to Barcelona jare, even if the ref assist as wailers keep on lamenting, was he the one that put the goal in?? Or did anyone even see it possible that Barca could score 3 goals in 7 minutes under all that pressure.
Abeg make una no reason this matter again, PSG na flop. Even Arsenal's loss gan is lesser shame than PSG's.