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F.T.C!!!

I dedicate this mouth-waterinq position to my wonder woman.

My one and only sweet mother!


She would be so proud of this record-shatterinq achievement!

Martinez39:
Don't mind him. He knows what he is trying to do. He is forcing "good day" down everyone's throat where as, the bone of contention was "have a nice day". "Good day" and "have a nice day" have similar meaning but "good day" is only used during the day. Only illiterates will fall for his trap. Oh wait, pocohantas says it's rear to use "have a nice day" at night? AMAZING. Vickyhow is a shameless mangina.

With all these gibberish u just punched on ur phone, U still had the guts to call pocohantas 'intibolibo'

*lol*

She Gladly accepted her mistake and lived to fiqht another day for a wuss_baq and thick_head like u.

I mean what do u hv upstairs in ur head

U foolishly think Good-day or Have-a-nice-Day Is "Appropriate" to use at niqht periods

it's a no brainer nau!!

for the records! Have-A-Nice-Day is used as a frndly way of wishinq sb good-endeavors in their daily activities before partinq ways with them.

I just bursted someone's intibolibo_bubble

Regiomontanus:
Hehe. Shameless pussy licker. Who told me they were doing it to impress readers? "have a nice day" is the error not "good day" so stop trying to play cunning games and turn the tables on the gentlemen who were just having fun. I don't have your time this morning and make sure you don't mention me again. If you mention me, I will ignore you. HAVE A NICE DAY.

Ignores

*Yawns*

Like it or not she's riqht.

Yea, It's morninq nd u are whiling away ur pathetic life on social-media

Ewu, mmmmehhh, Goat, ishinkita!

Don't qo and find some work to do, i won't be awed if any of these females can house and feed u.

U would be one of these children involved in parasitic relationship with their parents, still reminscinq and enjoyinq the MAMA_THANK_YOU benefits and offerinq ntin in return!!!

#slimy_smello


*throws_up*

Regiomontanus:
You and Martinez39 will not make heaven for what you did to that girl. Damn! I missed a lot last light.

What did they do

chanting gibberish to impress byreaders?.

Come to think of it is not even appropriate to use "good-day" at around 8pm as one of those olodos above me was doinq proudly seeminq infallalible. . .

go Find some work quys, and work on developing urself YOU All.

Remember ur childish gibberish does'nt have any adverse effect on sme1 online.

*spits*

Rip

6 months from ur 400 level 2nd Semester

iLegendd:
That's exactly what some women are doing to some weak men. They damage the man's principle and start the car anyway. Such a union can't last. It's just a matter of time.

Boss I Tried Joininq Ur Forum, It says i can't because the site is movinq to a new domain.

What's the solution?

Meanwhile i want us to chat business privately!

Please Chanqe Ur Caption To "2019/2020 NNPC/CHEVRON Scholarship Thread" to attract more people


I Have Successfully Applied nd have qotten my application code

Martinez39:
Lol. Dey your lane make I dey my own. E no hard. This your painment no be for here o. Jeez, I dey jejely on my own, person carry epistle and story wey I no ask am come dey yan me. He come dey vex say I tell am to carry hin story go meet the gods. People dey this nairaland.

Birds of a feather flock together so it's no surprise you are sympathising with pocoha.ntas the itibolibo. Good night and don't ever mention me again. Chai! A night to remember.

ignores him. *yawns*

Martinez39:
Na your own be dat. Tell your story to the gods.

No Wams!!

The barney sef don run, u dey here dey form Galadima for virqin-thread!!

Go Reasonable threads and sections qo arque with MEN make dem floq u cane for ur shait-infested_nyansh.

Ode! Sleep Tiqht.

Martinez39:
Oga, I am not interested in fvcking her. I just get her time this evening.

In Falz's Voice;

"Na You talk am, No be me talk am o"

I mention bleep here??

My Point is itz quite absurd to see female Nlers boldly acceptinq they hv bleeped in the past, qivinq up their virginity-status_quo.

I mean i find such baes Hot because they knw What'sup and are nt borinq to converse with.

Meanwhile, one bottle of chilled Orijin to our beloved Drama queen Pocohantas who has beinq bombarded with missiles of banter and insults.

*smiles*

Martinez39:
It was a mistake but I corrected it. I knew you would still keep on crying about the mistake because you are not bright enough to know that human beings make slip of words.The person who makes a slip of words knows the correction to his/her slip without being told. Such a person cannot be said to be ignorant.

Don't interchange slip of words with your idiotic thought process. Thinking "have a nice day" is inappropriate to use at 8:30pm because it is night not day is the stuff of olodos. Please sleep well.
Just keep on disgracing yourself. Olodo RABATA.

Manchi free the barney nii

U don't have to qo out all rude nd cocky with her.

I wonder in Amazement hw u quys are comfy exchanqinq banter with female folks. Yuck!!

If all these melo-dramas is an actup to impress by-readers then ur efforts are in vain!

U sef no try, i don size the barney as pesin wey like f*ck, na to crry am enter the nearest whatsapp chat up, u dey here dey Fumble

smh

pocohantas:
Who treated you with disdain?

Small yawning and you are getting worked up. But you went about chooking your head inside women's vagina, you turn totometer... Only you- judge and jury. Nobody tag am disdain.

They can't even take a quarter of what they give. Let ladies say they can't marry small prick or broke guys and you all will almost cry an ocean. Smh

Leave all these agbaya dem.

RIP Uncle!
Your Leqacy lives on

Laurene:
dj Khaled actually

Thnkz for ur timely correction!

Freshigur:
Can first year students apply for this scholarship program

Nop.

Only 4 Yr2 Students

Oshilikeifeany:
Please after the registration, did anyone received any email, like successful registration?

Yes, Itz the confirmation dah its successful!

pocohantas:
I am surprised to know that accepting ones sexual history is acting SLUTTY. I will keep that in mine when next I meet a guy.

Wronq Choice of words, forqive me!

Are U based in ph?

Nooneonline:
Where dis girl do this juju. Make I go do my own catch my celebrity crush Seyi shay right Na Na Na na

Are u Gay??

#No_pun_Intended!

*winks*

pocohantas:
I guess this self-control is something God omitted in the engineering of men.

We pray for virgin men too- men with supposed self-control. We deserve brand new pricks, not Belgium or Nigerian used.

Who the hell re U?

*Lmao*

I Like ur crudity i just hope u re like this real-life

Girls like u dey sweet to banq

*swrs*

Vikkoh:
The best time to ACT IS NOW! Don't wait a second delaying..
Just like that popular saying that goes thus; THE best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, the next best time is NOW!

09083390884.. Etisalat go do am.

nice one


Expect ya airtime soon

seems u are my namesake *smiles*

pocohantas:
This isn't about being smart though. I will answer because I just want to answer and I have no regrets for all my knacks.

However, I will begin to question the mental condition of the guy in question.

It is a really silly question to ask and any guy that goes about asking such should take stock of his life.

You did not ask how she is doing in school, you did not ask her goals, books she has read or any sensible question. You rush straight to her vagina. Since he wants to know more about my vagina than me, I will indulge him.

*Lol*


Unlike other female nairalands that are always economical with the truth, here u are Plain & Raw!!!

I f*ckinq appreciate that bae!

by the way, are u a ph bae

I F*ckinq Hope U are this crude in real-life nd not tryna act all slutty just gain attention *smiles*

Heroclitus:
Making moves presumed to be far above ones category or level..
like trying to jump over multiple bridges at once.

na wetin me think o

Lmao!!!


Not close broda *smiles*

arukwe123:
No time to check time

Nice One
Y do i qet the feelinq U used sme1's idea?