₦airaland Forum

HopeAtHand:
NDA is sponsored by PDP elements.

MEND is sponsored by exPDP elements now firmly planted in the APC..

Neither MEND nor NDA are for the interest of the Niger Deltans. They are simply toolz used by politicians for their selfish interests.

trust me.. Most people will disagree with you and come for you soonest. Some people are just dumb

seunmsg:
Did you guys read the article or you just commented based on the title? Dele Momodu is not supporting the president in any way in this piece, he only passed his message by way of sarcasm. Read again and understand the point he's trying to make.

God bless you bro. Some people just used hatred kill their sense of reasoning.. Waste people

SeverusSnape:

The police man chose the wrong place to show his 'Law maintaining' ability.
https://onefunnymotha.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/medium_3208325391.jpg

so you are happy.. Now I know your kind of person

naijaGhandi:
Niger delta pray your matter does not end up like the man that thought he was the only flutist in town. He decided to feign death only for him to find out that a flutist came to entertain the people at his supposed burial. Lagos don dey explore, lake chad is about to, be careful so as not to lose the seat of the beaitiful bride because of pride. You can settle things amicably rather than destroy your land.

pls.. Tell me the title of that storybook.. I forgot

kingDELE:
Gionee m2 with 1gb RAM

wao

LordZero:
lmao. u r one funny somebody. . am no witch i just like those type of wallpaper, not a fan of using my/people's pictures.

you love those type of wallpaper.. I dey suspect you O.. Which type of people love those scary wallpaper.. Twale sir

LordZero:
[color=#F70D1A] still rocking my TouchWiz n if am not doing vhat, it's nova launcher. . [/color]

what's that wallpaper doing on your phone... U b witch

kingDELE:
let me jump on your list....mortal combat, I haven't played it.

Modern Combat 4, I have try to play it online but it's not connecting.

Brothers, I love d game but it's get stuck when I reached a particular place. D characters will b moving but I can't pass dat scene...

D walking dead, I have downloaded it but yet to play it.

Dead trigger2, I have played it, to many mission on one particular scene.

Fifa14 is locked. Downloaded d poo twice and den deleted it .

Fifa16, my phone doesn't support it. Downloaded it and deleted it....


Airtel don chop my money sha.

Am presently chilling with GTA SA,, Dream Leagueand Shadow Gun.

which phone are you using? And ram

notoriousbabe:
na so mama peace teach you how to spell defeat or you wan make I tear you slap?common correct yourself now

hated no go allow him and reason well

TippyTop:
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NDA blows up infrastructures rather than human beings, can you say the same thing for Boko Haram?
Shey you be Hausa man?

so blowing up infrastructure is good? Smh

Continue. Sometimes I wonder which kind country b dis.. Avengers, Boko Haram, tribal bigots, bad economy policies, corruption, ipob agitators.. Upon all these, some people go still cause unnecessary problem for themselves in the name of strike.. I don tire for this country where you can choose your own leader.. Party force people on you and you now choose less evil.. How can someone leave this country and change citizenship

Smellymouth:

Lol. This is the smelly mouth I know

But y... Some people will wail over this now not minding if he's qualified or not

TonyeBarcanista:
This is a victory for democracy and justice....

so if it was sheriff.. It's not victory for democracy.. Smiling

Smellymouth:
Girls want to be held and to be told they are beautiful and loved, they don't want to be scared to death by the ones they love.

What you did maybe was a little extreme, but you did it and you can't really take it back, but what you can do is put in your man card and beg her for her to forgive you....if she is worth it.

Why not talk to her telling her you are sorry and that you meant it as a joke yet you went to far..

At least try to show her that you didn't mean any harm that if there was harm to be done to her, you would be there to harm them.

Good luck



https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/lol.gif

like seriously.. Smellymouth post this? Was expecting those funny pictures

Lol

Are they God?

Cool

onatisi:
Na lie

what

Wao. I dey trip for dis man O. Am not gay. This takes years of exercise, good diet and good rest. All of us can look like this at old age if we pay good attention to our health. Health is wealth

optimusmind:
I was excited yesterday when I saw the CFO of Vodacom Oluseyi Olarenwaju sent me a message on LinkedIn commending my profile.
Well, for obvious reasons a lot of companies are going to LinkedIn for their recruitment. LinkedIn has the widest gathering of experienced personnel in the world. No wonder it is called the social network with a collar. I know what you are thinking. This is a social network for old people. But you are wrong. Having a LinkedIn profile gives you the opportunity to showcase yourself to the world. And virtually the top executives of most companies are there. Don't take my word for it, Google any of them and see what comes up first. (LinkedIn of course)

So my question today to all undergraduate, graduate and workers looking for a change: why haven't you taken this opportunity to define what comes up when your name is searched for?
Today, LinkedIn recommended a Job that fits exactly what I am studying, surely if I was a graduate I would have as quickly applied.

Enough is said about what LinkedIn can make of your career. Here are five obvious reasons you should set up your LinkedIn account today.

1.Professional Presentation
If you are pursuing a career in any field, forget facebook and focus on LinkedIn. Your profile is like a Resume or CV and anyone in the world can see your qualifications and call you up. Even if you have a job, having a killer LinkedIn profile can increase your chance at success in case you want a change.

2. Professional Networking
I am just an undergraduate. But through LinkedIn I was able to make contact with the CFO of Vodacom and also the Head of a unit at one of the big four. Why am I telling you this? Just so you can see that the social network gives you the opportunity to build a professional netwok of quality people from around the world. You can also use this platform to connect with others in your industry. Who knows, there might be a better position elsewhere. Even entrepreneurs can use this to meet with others in their industry and learn more. It is said your netwok determines your network.

3. Access to information on job opportunities
Once you set up your profile, LinkedIn starts matching your skills to positions advertised. This is done automatically and you get notified about it. Imagine how helpful this can be when searching for a job.

4.An opportunity to sell yourself without stress
I noticed that sometimes, there is alot we want to express on our CV but in a bid to conserve paper and not make the CV bulky, we omit them. I noticed this when I applied for an internship position at KPMG(I got in by the way). A simple link to my LinkedIn profile on my CV was really helpful in selling my self to them. With LinkedIn you can write as much as you want and state all your experiences in details. And the platform presents it so professionally for you that it doesn't look to bulky.

5.Easier Recruitment.
This goes to business owners and entrepreneurs. You can make use of the platform for your recruitment and get more qualified and experienced personnel.

LinkedIn.com is the website go on and register if you haven't already. Be sure to Google Tips on how to setup your profile properly. I would in a later post write about that as well.

Meanwhile, check out my profile and tell me what you think https://ng.linkedin.com/in/joseph-onyemakonor-3423101

see your profile.. Thumbs up

No. Funny joor.. I don tire for interviews

They have moles in every organization and they paid handsomely. There's what we called whistle blower

Good, God bless Nigerian army

hungryboy:
Na only for Naija, you go see Pesin were never build fence before, dey advice engineer how im go take build house,

bad guy. You nailed him o

Fayo fayo

mysticgal:
More guys

you dey screen shot in midnight.. U no dey sleep? Abeg, that porn hub stuff.. Is it true?

PigMeat:
bros na true yarn ooo. You no go understand. Na ghetto kids like us know whassap.

but it's not safe. You should have alighted bro. Life no get duplicate o

PigMeat:
lol, thank your God say them insulate am, we wey be "low class" our bus wey we dey enter them dey put fuel for four liters connect hose to am, them begining run fuel from there to carborator. Worst of all this gallons dey dey near passangers.

lyk seriously.. It's not good bro

Chai

Shoo

dammytosh:
That is the problem.

I am beginning to believe that Lere and the press guys around him have collected money to pull Fayose down finally.

If not they should read and edit some incriminating things the mad man is saying against himself.

Let me explain the story he refereed to and the contextual meaning.

The woman brought was actually guilty and instead of Jesus to pronounce her guilty and sentenced her to stoning.

In his infinite wisdom he inferred that the woman is guilty and deserved to be stoned but the stoning must be done by any body standing here who is not guilty of any offence.


You know what it means, FAYOSE has admitted being guilty of what EFCC charged him for.

So according to him : EFCC, APC or ZENITH can not cast stone.

1. EFCC :- He feels they are corrupt too.

2. APC :- He feels they are thieves too.

3. ZENITH : - He feels they are also guilty of MONEY LAUNDERING since they helped him.

I KNOW his defence ministers still can not understand.

SINCE you have admitted guilt, we forgive u.


In Falz voices we ask :


[size=20pt]bet Mister Fayoze

Where is our money.

I mean ,

WHERE IS OUR 1.2 Billion Naira ?

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where you see this pics na