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Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by topeontop(m): 4:04pm On Jun 29, 2016
1. When you sit down and they say “can we meet you?” Abi you cannot see me?

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by topeontop(m): 4:05pm On Jun 29, 2016
2. When they ask you “why should we hire you?” Do you want me to starve?

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Oche211(m): 4:06pm On Jun 29, 2016
Let me sit down here.

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by mebad(m): 4:06pm On Jun 29, 2016
Kwantinu
Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by topeontop(m): 4:06pm On Jun 29, 2016
3. When they ask you where you see yourself in 5 years. My eyes are paining me, biko or do I look like a prophet ?

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by topeontop(m): 4:08pm On Jun 29, 2016
4. When they ask you how much you’d like to get paid and then cut that figure in half.

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by topeontop(m): 4:09pm On Jun 29, 2016
5. When they know you’re 25 and still ask for 24 years experience. Is it fair?

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by topeontop(m): 4:10pm On Jun 29, 2016
6. How you laugh when the interviewer cracks a dry joke: Ya very funny sir.

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by topeontop(m): 4:12pm On Jun 29, 2016
7. When you finish the interview and find out you still have 3 more tests. Is it that deep?

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by topeontop(m): 4:13pm On Jun 29, 2016
8. When they ask you what their company goals are. See question

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by topeontop(m): 4:14pm On Jun 29, 2016
9. How you feel when the person interviewing you asks a stupid question: You that you have the job you don’t even have sense.

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Blessedgurl(f): 4:15pm On Jun 29, 2016
Lemme spread my mat here....

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by topeontop(m): 4:16pm On Jun 29, 2016
10. You, waiting for them to get back to you. You people should call me na

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by topeontop(m): 4:17pm On Jun 29, 2016
11. When the interviewer that was cracking jokes with you doesn’t get back to you.
Where is the loyalty?

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by DATMAT(m): 4:20pm On Jun 29, 2016
funny

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by donbenedict(m): 4:32pm On Jun 29, 2016
grin grin grin grin grin grin



NLNG



Shell



NNpc



Una well done grin

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by donbenedict(m): 4:33pm On Jun 29, 2016
But where is lalasticlala and mynd44
Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by chillingbabe: 5:23pm On Jun 29, 2016
Lol..Interviewers are fond of "10 and 11" .I think they should learn to contact(email or SMS) all the candidates,whether successful or not successful. Feedback is very important but these recruiters/interviewers will never learn.

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by vickylincon(m): 5:42pm On Jun 29, 2016
No. Funny joor.. I don tire for interviews
Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Nobody: 5:48pm On Jun 29, 2016
ROTFL lmaoooo


OP ooo u don kee me!

See how I'm laughing n crying all at once...

This is mighty hilarious I tell ya.... sucha good laugh grin grin grin grin grin


Especially no 1 and 11

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by amiibaby(f): 6:30pm On Jun 29, 2016
Ok
Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by veekid(m): 6:30pm On Jun 29, 2016
No be der fault nah;
Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Explorers(m): 6:31pm On Jun 29, 2016
zikoko, shortest way to fp. Nice one
Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Ddonoflife(m): 6:31pm On Jun 29, 2016
if i wn go interview, i go put that lord chosen green cloth on top my suit so i wil b considad

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Edubrazilnwa(m): 6:33pm On Jun 29, 2016
it's al abt the money mehn!

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Neduzze5(m): 6:34pm On Jun 29, 2016
There should be a law that stipulates the interviews to be asked.

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by haibe(m): 6:34pm On Jun 29, 2016
Lol
Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by mekonglobal(m): 6:35pm On Jun 29, 2016
cheesy grin cheesy
Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by izzou(m): 6:35pm On Jun 29, 2016
Na so

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Adekorya: 6:36pm On Jun 29, 2016
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