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chinchonglee:
Dats a natural universal rule...

So who do you think you are
Single Mom Association (S.M.A) President

Natural universal rule? please dont make me laugh. You are in charge of the universe abi? smh

Nah, I'm not a single mom. I am someone who reasons and views life from different perspectives, unlike you with a so called "universal rule 1"

who knows, you could eventually be a SDA president.

Dew04:

Lol. We're going to exhaust the dictionary on this thread.

you gorrit girl I'm ready to post all the noun and pronouns I learnt in school.

there are few people in this world like you.
There's no 'I' in 'TEAM', right? Thanks for not leaving me behind. We'll take it home...
#girlpower

Awwww
Yes girl! Girl power it is! we rocking this as a TEAM

StubbornGENIUS:
Vicks I went to page 1 to read the first post.Is this game still active since 2009?

It's not active. dont comment again.

chinchonglee:
Dere is is an exception to every law and in dis case, dis is the exception.

I quoted your previous comment, how come you didn't call out this exception? you blatantly said "Dere is a big reason the father of her child chose not to be with her..."

Again, I'm co-asking with op: who made the so called rule 1?

But even in death excuse i'll never go for a single mom.

this is what you should have said earlier. you can never marry a single mom, and that's fine. No one asked for your rule 1 advising other people never to marry anyone they chose to marry.

StubbornGENIUS:
Vamoose ke.abeg yarn me the koko for this thread joor

which koko? you no read topic of the thread. exit thread abeg

tendyjohn why na? why like my post

StubbornGENIUS:
Ogbeni which kain thread wey me just enta lyk dis?

they're here ooo!

please find your exit. vamoose the same way you came. <<<<<<<<<<<<<

Dew04:
I was hoping that you would have gotten to 'Z' by the time i come back.

Hooraaayyy! Dew is back

I'm taking my time with the alphabet. Dont worry, I will move to colors soon.

Vicky, it's your time to take the trophy home! We are all giving you the chance to comment last...
I'm so happy that i made it on time to see this moment.
Tears of joy Vicky! thanks! You are too.
Now help me, help you win!

no, there's no me. we're both taking the trophy home
there ain't noborry stopping us!

dfrost:
sehr gut. VickyRotex oya come and balance.

thanks, jare. I stand, I balance.

Na so. Happy to miss you, Mabella. Au revoir aussi.

We know you will come back with an alternate moniker

chinchonglee:
Rule number 1

Never date/marry a single mom!

Dere is a big reason the father of her child chose not to be with her...

Yea, like the big reason where the father of the child "chose" to die.

robosky02:
CEO

What's your take�

I don't see anything wrong with this, if it works for the both of them.

OlawaleBammie:
Ooto oro, omo iya isokuso ni naw

Eji ati kini nigbayen?? i care to know.

ki loun so. eji ati kinla ni.

My discretion and instinct never fails me, am stil who i am.

ma puro le instinct na. besides min se omo kogi so instinct e fail e gan.

Oga ara kabi ohiha?? Ab'ulu re loruko ni??

this sounds familiar. this is okun dialect abi? Ab'ulu mi e loruko.

OlawaleBammie:
Hmm, a get am before but a no get again no b property oo

Dont show me certificate, show me eji


Soo ur own yoruba no get side abi?? omo kogi ni?

Ahhh aye le o e mi lo wan bu bayi. ko si wahala

eji ni kan kor

min se omo kogi. mo gbe ni kogi ri, amo mi wa la ti kogi.

VickyRotex:
For anyone interested in learning basic to intermediate concepts of Network Security, this course (previously posted by the op) is still available to enroll for free. (until May 31st).

Takes about 1 to 3 months (or even less) to complete depending on time and consistency.

You wont be getting a voucher for the exam, but you will be getting a certificate of completion. To take the exam, according to the ICSI website it currently costs 75 pounds. (https://www.icsi.co.uk/courses/icsi-certified-network-security-specialist-cnss-lab-exam-bundle)

As a form of motivation, I am willing to obtain a voucher (current cost) for anyone (1) that completes this course before the 20th of June, 2020. Priority will be given to cybersec enthusiasts.
Proof of course completion will be required before or by set date.
Proof of certification obtained before September 2020, otherwise you'll refund me
Or I may need you to obtain the certification and I refund you.

Posting the link again to enroll for the course:
Certified Network Security Specialist: https://www.icsi.co.uk/courses/icsi-cnss-certified-network-security-specialist-covid-19
Coupon code: #StaySafeHome
Valid til 31st May 2020

Goodluck!

This offer is now taken by Lionhearted. If there's a need to revisit, will let the house know. Cheers

Lionhearted:
Yes to the bold. Have been self learning for Security+ since February.

Very much interested.

Currently at 30% completion. Started yesterday.

Will revert to you how we go about the voucher "stuff" when I reached >90% completion. I intended to go over the whole course at least 3 times.

Thanks.

Perfect! Goodluck with it.

Regarding Security+ there are lots of materials on this thread, just in case you need more information. Also, Alison courses has a free Security+ training and that also offers you a certificate of completion before writing the exam.

Will look forward to hearing from you regarding the ICSI voucher discussion. Let me know if you run into any issues.

Thanks!

I dont want to derail robosky's thread so let me just sit down and read

Don't you dare!

enemyofprogress:
See as she resemble vickyrotex

I'll keep praying for you. Your deliverance is around the corner..

enemyofprogress:
o ba nba mi tage ni ye o. Let dominique cash you, you go hear weeeeeeeen

Gerrarraahiaa!

OlawaleBammie:
yeehh, talo dash e ni A1??

Se yoruba ti o n ko tikolami yen ni o ti gba A1??

Dey there dey dcv me oo.

Anyways, i Love ur Eji



BTW, yoruba side ibo nie??( Aale so, ole je awon yoruba atohunrinwa

Se ofe kin gbe certificate mi jade ni

Mo so pe mo mo tele na, amo mo ti gbagbe na.

Smh

Gbagbe side, original yoruba ni mi

Lionhearted:
Can I take up this offer?

And, how do I get the practice lab?

Yes, you can. Are you a Cybersecurity enthusiast? (i.e, not currently a professional or expert in the field) I want to give priority to anyone just starting the cyber journey.

The labs and exam are not included in the free training. It's part of the voucher I am willing to obtain for you or anyone interested.

It doesnt deter the completion of the training
So you can still complete the training, provide proof, have the voucher to access the lab and to take the exam. (The voucher is valid for 6 months)

Let me know if you're still interested and how you would like to proceed.
Also, would you like me to obtain the voucher (complete exam before September) or you obtain it, complete the exam at your own pace (within 6 months) and I refund you? Anyone works.

enemyofprogress:
just because I no gree you to be my baby mama. Shiooooooooor

E be like sey you wan chop slap.

OlawaleBammie:
Hmmmmmmmm Iró bere, iro nla bere. Iro lodindi lodindi.

iro bawo. mi puro jere.

@firstline; oo ranti bi ase ma n lo ami ABI OO TIE FIGBAKAN MON RARA?? Ma paro oo, ti oo bamo maa ko e

honestly, mo ko yoruba ni school na but o ti se die na. (afiyan re: do re mi, mi mi re, re re mi ati be be lo) the only ami ti mo si ranti ni iyato ninu ti eyan ba fi ila si letter O ati igba ti eyan oba fi ila si. iyo ku, mo ti fi mu bournvita ati milo

@2ndline; Oofi eji han mi nao, eji ko niyen, eyin totira totitidin niyen.
Mo kan pity eni ti o hun se ifenukenu pelu e ni naw (she must realy b trying )

o shin bu eji mi na. mo ni eji mi ni, se owa fe ma argue pelu mi ni.

@lastline; O sure pe ogbagbe? Abi Oo mo nkankan nipa yoruba??
Se iwo to je wipe ti oga yoruba bawole sinu yara ikawe ni igbayen lomaa ranti pe o fe ra geisher ati sardine, fried coconut or indomie, ti oma lo ma fo fence kiri school

ahhh ma accuse mi wrongly na. mo mo yoruba jare. mo gbo, mo de le ko. mi le fi ami, amo mo le ko. Mo gba A1 ni yoruba fa

Amujale:
[s]Amen is an African divine principle that was plagiarised from Ancient Egypt.

Jesus is a fictional character.[/s]

sup, has the weed cleared from your eyes?

Kobojunkie:

ROFLMAO!

Abi see wetin the op dey yarn.

Can you now see why it's not good to smoke osogbo weed

Sovereign over us - Aaron Keyes

There is strength within the sorrow,
There is beauty in our tears
You meet us in our mourning,
With a love that casts out fear

You are working in our waiting,
Sanctifying us
When beyond our understanding,
You're teaching us to trust

Your plans are still to prosper,
You have not forgotten us
You're with us in the fire and the flood
Faithful forever
Perfect in love
You are sovereign over us

VickyRotex:

From page 158 >>>>> 293
Wicked people everywhere

dfrost:
You need to ship out fast before I get the marines for you . VickyRotex, I gat your back. Come and comment last jare.

dfrost, I just left for how many hours and they're already here.

Thanks, jare. chop knuckle

I'm back

where's Dew? Dew, I'm holding this thread tight for you

OlawaleBammie:
Seems u re not yoruba, dat is why i was Putin the head-sign for u to distinguish properly

yoruba ni mi jare. mi ranti bi ase ma nlo ami.

Ahaa, nigbawo ni mo so pe eyin e ri jagajaga, no b u show me an emoji with a dilapidated set of teeth wen i only asked for ur eji??
I asked...Eji e da?
And u replied...ohun ree(with an emoji filled with decayed teeth )
So how come am the one dat said ur eji is not fine??

ehn beeni. mo fi eji mi han e, se owa ye ko fi se yeye ni

Ask Sunny Ade na.

Anyway, its akanlo ede(different slightly from proverb)

Solo: Botiwu kewure tobito,

Koda bo ju erin lo

Toba foju kan'kooko, oni lati pare

Chorus: Ogidan oni se barber, k'aja debe lo gerun.

ossheyy musiikkian

oh akanlo ede (idioms). chaiiii moti gbagbe so many things ti mo ko ni yoruba class fa.