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I wish the Google space above allows collaboration, I'd also like to upload and share some materials for anyone interested. But I dont see an option to upload.

I may need to come up with a similar link to share, but until then, anyone interested in materials not limited to the below can let me know and I'll find a way to share: (cant upload to NL)
AWS Incident response guide
NIST CSF for AWS cloud (this one is a very short read, well written, and concise) caveat: its 2019, so not necessarily up to date but you'll learn from it.
AWS Best practices for DDoS resiliency (also a short read - Dec 2019)
NIST roadmap for building Cybersecurity workforce
Also a PDF for Threat hunting

Disclaimer: These are free documents, not for sale. They aren't mine and written by several vendors and NIST.

I'll put together their URLs and post for reference but if anyone finds them first, please post to help others .

Great resources Jintata! Thanks for sharing. I was about to ask if anyone had CRISC materials but I see it on the list, thanks.

Every space I write here represents a win for Dew!

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Dew04:
Vicky and i demand that you guys let us win this game.
Don't tell Vicky, but since she's really nice, when the time comes i'll let her win. She's been on Nairaland longer than i have, she deserves to win this game at least.

Vicky says to tell you that you're so sweet

Dew04:
lmao! Let's hope that your mod friends wouldn't disappoint.
Then i'll get my supermod friend to re_open the thread and throw you in Nairaland's jail for 20years.
After that, i'll gracefully step away and let Vicky leave the thread as the undisputed champion.

See plan

Pele. Fumigate the surrounding.

Also, your security man can put ammonia at every touch point. (there are side effects on human if used in excess)

I'll let others give further advice.

Lindalilian:
you won't kiii me ��

I'll answer ya question via end to end encryption only!

WhatsApp or email if you want sister Vicky

Ahh brother Linda, hope you're feeling fine now and hope your phone is no longer hanging?

I've forgotten my questions na

incogni2o:
Only a heartless HUMAN call a HUMAN heartless because of a Monkey

Hey, I've read how you quote and insult people on this thread. I'm not going down that rabbit trail with you. If you don't have the manners to talk to people, I do.

Please stay off my mention. Thanks!

Shukusheka:
I have a couple of mod friends here, maybe now is the right time to show my might.
Objective: Win This Thread.
To achieve this, I need to
1: Comment on the thread.
2: Tell my supermod friend not to close the thread indefinitely.
3: Make my supermod friend give my me [s]major rivals (Dfrost, Dew04 & VickyRotex) 6, 10 & 15 [/s] 20 years ban respectively.
4. I walk away as undisputed champion.

See me laughing in swahili winner ni.

Fixed! Thanks for letting us know your plan. We will add it to our archive as evidence.

If (ofcourse you wont win this, but if) you win this, we will make sure to reveal to the world what you did.

dfrost:
Children of God do not fight. Just a reminder. Let love reign. One person should leave it for one person.

tHAT's all. Wish you guys the best.

Don't worry we're only playing around. No one is winning this unless a mod decides to close the thread. As long as it doesnt have a close date, it will be a loop.

But if/when a timeframe is chosen then *whispers* I'll make sure Dew win the game (don't tell her). she deserves it

The most fun thing about the game is knowing that it will be a loop but we keep "gingering"

Dew04:
of course not! I don't even like shortcuts. It has to be a challenge and i have to win!
I won't get rid of you. We'll beat the others, do a little tug of war to see who comments last and get a mod to close this thread.
Dew vs Vicky.

perfec plan! I echo that. Let's do this

See a Victory - Elevation worship

There's power in the mighty name of Jesus
Every war He wages He will win
I'm not backing down from any giant
'Cause I know how this story ends
Yes, I know how this story ends

I'm gonna see a victory
I'm gonna see a victory
For the battle belongs to You, Lord

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Dew04:

I once lived in Karu. It's between Nyanya and Kurudu.
The memories were nice, right?
Nyanya was really crazy...

Awww. I know Karu. There's a short in/out way for hitting the highway through Karu. Used to take that every morning when going to CBD. I hear you on the craziness. It was. I leave the house every morning around 5.30/6am and at times I dont get to work until 8.30.
But as someone who has also stayed in Lagos for a very short time, trust me Abuja is still much better. I don't know about now though.
And yea, the memories were really beautiful. I'm thankful to have experienced them.

Dew04:
yey! I knew you would... Vicky is a really nice girl.
Don't feel bad anymore... You'll make sure i win.
Lol. You want to give me the crown? I like first place
All i have to do is get rid of every other poster

dont worry you'll get the first place. Get rid of every poster except me na, abi you want to get rid of me too?

Dew04:
Lmao. The french alphabet? The line has now been drawn. This means war!
Thanks! But i know that she will not.

it's war. Anyone that won't let you win, I'll fight the person.

Awwwnn now I feel bad. I'll let you win. I will. Even if I win I'll give you the crown but I'll make sure you win.

Dew04:
A town in Abuja. I'm guessing the both of you live in Lagos.

I don't live in Lagos. I live far away dear

I lived in Abuja at some point for a short while. I used to stay around Kurudu after Nyanya. Then I also stayed in a town (cant remember the name) but its about 15 to 20 minutes away from Loyola Jesuit. Oh memories!

Omoluabi16:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9UB5U7kSec You might like this.

Oh this is one of my best worship. I don't just like it, I love it!
I'm sure I'll have it on repeat all day


My best part of the song is this:

"My God
He who was and is to come
Prepare the way
Until the work on earth is done
Watch as the clouds He rides swing low
Lift up the sound as He makes our praise His throne
Behold the Lord our God will lead us Home"

Thanks Omoluabi and happy Sunday!

Mikespecialone:
Very early this morning, this monkey came out of the bush into my house. I spotted it, called two guys to kill it......

God self know, I never chop meat for long and he sent me this ....Front page please

Stop it! God did not ask you to kill this animal.

This is very heartless! How do you guys sleep at night!

Asking for FP so you can gather support from heartless monkey hunters like yourself? You failed! Not everyone is like you.

jumpampass:
Brotherly, abeg no dulling...Bleep this girl like say she be nobody...Bleep her like say tomorrow no dey. Continue fucking till you almost kill her. Even if una get injury from the wild Bleep no prob. While doing this, don't you ever give her money for anything else except for food. Continue like that for like 14 fucking days, but remember to wear condom ohh, STD for her body go full trailer. Then when the puna don tire you... Unleash the beast in you and send her out asap. Be a man, e joor!!!

So this is how to be a man? Mehnnn somethings you read on NL is just so disgusting.

OP, please don't follow this advice

It goes without saying that "2 wrongs don't make a right"

Nonsoboy4life:
What if she starts crying and forming emotional tears or even probably refuses to go,?

Or what if she harms me in the night before then?

That's why I opt for her to leave first..do you get me?

What if she's on Nairaland? What if she's seen your post and the WhatsApp screenshots?
What if she's already planning to do all the things you mentioned?

A lot of "what ifs". Chaiii

This I believe - Hillsong worship

I believe in God our Father
I believe in Christ the Son
I believe in the Holy Spirit
Our God is three in one
I believe in the resurrection
That we will rise again
For I believe in the name of Jesus

PuZZyNegro:
People have complained bitterly about this read receipt thing. Some say it's inferiority complex and cowardly to turn it off.

I personally turned my own off to keep my sanity in tact. Someone can just mark the message as read without logging in to WhatsApp with the intention of replying later.

You might feel ignored whereas the person didn't have the intention to ignore you. Sometimes, when the person finally replies, you were already fuming and might not reply properly or at all.

My last seen is available simply because I have nothing to hide

In bold exactly.

My last seen is enabled and read receipt disabled. Which means if you send me a message at 1pm and you see my last seen as 1.30pm, it means I opened WhatsApp but doesnt mean I've been able to read your message or that I can reply you immediately.

Hathor5:
I was just curious because when I open WhatsApp to read your message you can see it but I can also read your message on my screen without opening WhatsApp and you won't see it. Either way, I decide when I reply and I reply when I can. If I don't, it is not because I am rude but most probably because I am busy or just tired. Nothing personal.

The fact that we are available 24/7 does not mean that we are obliged to react whenever someone decides to. I think this is disrespectful of other people's personal space and time. I don't expect anyone to dance to my tune, literally.

I was drafting a comment then I saw yours, I don't need to go any further. In bold, You nailed it!

I dont even know why this is up for discussion. Everyone is entitled to how they choose to manage their mobile applications, space and time. Doesnt mean they care less about the person reaching out.


Awon uncle Judge ati Aunty Judgena.

eleko1:
Nah stranger u for WILl am to?Well not all children are entitled to their parents WILL.No parents will give their belonging to a worthless,vagabond,hopeless,Bet9ja pikin

eleko1:
No irresponsible children should inherit their parents fortune/property.Such misfortune children veil sell it and use the money to stake Bet9ja game,drink to stupor/change girls like pata

Eleko, you dey vex o. Who steal your eko

Shukusheka:
By the time you reach Z, there will be nothing to write again. You We will then send you me packing.

Fixed! That's exactly what we will do.

Who said repeating is not allowed Or who said I can't move on to French alphabet

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Smh!

Omoluabi16:
Thanks dear! Good your weekend's going great. Rain? you're still there abi.

Thanks. lol yea I'm still there

Yes o, rain. Trust me, we will take the rain over the kind of weather we've experienced in the past few months.

In times like this when I miss my family so much, songs like this empower my soul.

STILL - Hillsong worship

Find rest my soul
In Christ alone
Know His power
In quietness and trust