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IsaacBuchi:
Yeah, Yeah....Anything for you


How's did your day go?

Very well. Thanks.

Hope yours went well too?

Tedassie:
Chelsea Dry Gin...my fav too

Not dry gin

Dindondin:
what about atheists that have sound marriage.
Is God also involved?
Last Bullet
Prince Okojie said one vital thing, the will to forgive & agree with each other.
If all family v this, ego, revenge or bitterness ll be killed.
Ego, revenge & bitterness causes divorce. Issues ll come but forgiving easily is important.
Tonto, Tiwa, Funke Akindele, Lilian Esoro, Muma Gee etc. Receive brain!,

Mr. Okiki, really? Make I receive brain. Issorite!

IsaacBuchi:
Beeni o...o le gan.

It is no my fault o...my heart got trapped & sold me out.

C'mon let me sing you a song


Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

[Verse 1]
Ooh there's somethin about just somethin about the way she's move
And I can't figure it out
there's something about her.
Said ooh it's somethin about kinda woman that want you but don't need you
And I can't figure it out
it's somethin about her
Cause she walk like a boss talk like a boss
Manicured nailed to set the pedicure off
She's fly effortlessly
Cause she move like a boss do what a boss
Do she got me thinkin about gettin involved
That's the kinda girl I need


[Chorus]
She got her own thing
that's why I love her
Miss Independent
Won't you come and spend a little time
She got her own thing that's why I love her
Miss Independent
ooh the way you shine
Miss Independent
yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah

[Verse 2]
Ooh there's somethin about
kinda woman that can do for herself
I look at her and it makes me proud
There's something about her
Somethin oh so sexy about
kinda woman that don't even need my help
She said she got it she got it
No doubt, it's somethin about her
Cause she work like a boss play like a boss
Car and a crib she bouta pay em both off
And the bills are paid on time yeah
She made for a boss only a boss
Anything less she telling them to get lost
That's the girl that's on my mind

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
Her favorite thing to say Don't worry I got it
And everything she got best believe she bought it
She gonna steal ma heart ain't no doubt about it
You're everything I need, said you're everything I need
yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

[Chorus]

Miss Independent
That's why I love her

lol.

Shuuuu!

This one is gidigan o!

Awwwwwwwnnnn!

I love the fact that he kept acknowledging God in their marriage. He is not pridding. #In Jennifa's voice.

Psalm 127 vs 1.

"Unless the LORD builds the house, the builders labor in vain. Unless the LORD watches over the city, the guards stand watch in vain."

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Price?

I just want to say "I'm inlove with















































Chelsea!!! KTBFFH!!!

Dotwillis1:
hmm...

Isryl02:
lol
You obviously belong to group 8, I guess

Nah, Actually I was the opposite of that. I obeyed the rules. I went for every parade. I never fell sick, and never had any reason to fake being sick or stress over getting a fake report.

I was part of OBS. Anyone who served in Ogun 2013 Batch C, may remember my tiny voice on the radio usually in the evening.

I was active in my platoon. I was also part of the swearing in parade. I actually participated actively in Camp, but I was gentle.
No be sey I dey brag.

I no fit laugh o.

Naija people no go kill me.

Isryl02:
Tell us...

Gentle!

Dotwillis1:
really? What could it be

I will like to know

We are gentle like that!

SweetBoyFriend:
The lesbians ??

That's all you could think of? Interesting!

10. My category is missing!

Chaiiii it's true ooo!. I remember those days!

I love Mathematics btw, but I get upset when I'm trying to get an answer and I'm not getting it

The best part of Maths, is when you are able to check your answer and verify that it's correct, for example, by substituting x to get y, and vice versa.

optional1:
doing perfectly great..

Good to know! Have a great evening!

optional1:
my dear i dont blame him i blame d ref...

How you doing today

I'm doing well dear. And you?

TheSlyone2:
Oya come and be going....


Am not even missing you again self

E pain am o! Biko dont miss me!

TheSlyone2:
Oh look at you bae...


You know i told you earlier, of all the English team this season, United will carry the most trophy...


2 down, 2 more to go... FA cup and Europa cup...

Go call call your partner in crime, VickyRotex, am here for ya

optional1:
you smoke mess this evening


That cheap trophy that ref pity you people and give.. Even una coach no even happy cos d trophy is useless... He just collect it so they won't sack him before the season runs out....

Optional1 darling, biko dont mind him. Haterz gonna keep Hating! We gonna keep Soaring!

TheSlyone2:
Nah...

Madam Vicky na you o

Ayam not understanding!

TheSlyone2:
I thought I could help it but I can't...


I just have to miss you somehow

Ehhh! Shuuuuu! I guess you wanted to quote someone else!

May her soul find eternal rest. And may the Lord comfort and sustain her Family.

Awwwnnnn. God Bless Him.

Seun when will you pay my school viz? #In Jennifa's voice.

IsaacBuchi:
my dear, na this same nairaland o.....who no sabi VickyRotex? And me come fall into your No.1 secret admirer....

#When crushing things gets out the bag....

Eleyi gidigan o!

TheSlyone2:
Mami, being a while....


Jus checking on you o

Thank you Bami!

Pylony:
which weed you dash this guy smoke na.

Honestly, Ayam not understanding.

IsaacBuchi:
the truth bi say your name, your personality and how you carry yourself dey trip me anyhow....i no even no how i go take talk am say i too like you

How are you doing this morning?

I no understand o. Where you sabi me?

I'm doing well. Thank you.

WellEndowed:
I have 3 siblings here including myself and none of us used agents. These things aren't as complicated as people make it out to be. Even if na 10k I am not paying someone else a dime who might not be able to plead my case right. I am the one wearing the shoe so only I know how to submit my case to the embassy and get me a visa.

Do you know that people pay agents loads of money to get them VISITING VISA. Visiting kwa? Truth is, it doesn't matter how many times you tell them otherwise, Nigerians still think you need agents to do visa application for you.

You will pay agent 300k to sit down and just lodge your application in for you? meanwhile you are the one who's going to do the running around of gathering all of your documents and certifying sh1t plus give him 300k on top the round around to lodge your application? I need to rethink my career path. I am in the wrong profession.

Vicky darling a.k.a "I'm nice like that"..your reward awaits you...you shall eat the fruit of your labour . My wellendowed bakassi has been cool and good for the last 3 weeks since I have been back from that hell of a country called NIGERIA. Where are the patriots..abeg my hand no dey...it's a typo. Nigeria IS ain't hell . No constant electricity, things are unnecessarily expensive. No law protecting us. Uniform men abusing power left right centre.

Can someone tell me again why I still visit Nigeria every year?

Hahahahahaha can you imagine. You are right. They arent so complicated and alot of people have made them seem so. So people get brainwashed by accepting that until they pay such outrageous amount, they cant make it.

I'm glad Nairaland has helped a lot of people in realising the truth. I know people I told that they dont need any agent, and they dint believe me, just as I had my doubts initially, I just send them the link to Nairaland, and they come back saying its true o

Na that gathering of documents upset me pass. I say ehn, wetin come be the essesnse of my paying you such amount when I have to do all the important things myself.

How can you even write a convincing SOP for me, when I'm the only one that knows the indepth passion I have for what I'm coming for.

lol @ you are in the wrong profession.

Hahahahaha. Amen o!!!


Awwwwnnnnnn. You went to Nigeria. Choooiiii!!! I miss Naija Miss my Family and the variety of dishes.

lol. I can imagine that light issue. I heard its even worse than when I left. I cant imagine how worse it must have been then.


We are honestly lagging behind in a lot of things back in Naija. Its well o. I just pray things get better soon.


Hahahahaha. Every year. Its cos its Home Sweet Home!
Good to hear from you again!

Happy Birthday Op! Wish you all the beautiful things of life!

WellEndowed:
Not only are some of us desperate, they are also lazy and would rather have someone do the work for them. Tell me why anyone would pay 600k for something so easy that even a child of 7 would handle without issues

As in my sister I tire! 600K will do alot o

And the thing is that, Canada will always tell you, that using an agent does not guarantee you a visa.

I remember when I was about applying then, my friend who used an agent, and got her visa, told me the agent can also process mine as well, and I will pay 300k for the service. So I asked, will this payment include all the documents I need to get to process my application? And the agent said No, I said,does it include application fee? The agent also said No. I said really, so what exactly am I going to be paying 300k for? The agent said for the "stress" of doing the application. During this time, I never knew I could process the application on my own, cos all the people I knew used to make use of agents, and they made it seem complicated.

Until a friend told me I could actually process on my own, and advised me to come on Nairaland, and confirm that she is not lying. I got here,and people on the travel section advised me to do it on my own, as most people there also process it on their own.

It took my time then, but it was worth it. After I applied, I was almost feeling bad, that I hope I wont regret not using an agent, but To God be the Glory, my fears were conquered and it turned out well. Since then I always encourage people to do it on their own, and I have been able to put few people through as well, without charging a dime. (I'm Nice like that! )

That's how I would have lost 300k just like that.


How have you been WellEndowed? Been a while!

Wow, this is scary!

Thank God for him/her.

IsaacBuchi:
the name dey sweet me anyhow....the name just dey appear anywhere i go on nairaland....the name dey sound like one candy bar and one fine car join together

lol. If I hear!

IsaacBuchi:
Chelsea is my club too o, but i no even sabi anything for dey thing for the club sef.....my own be say i shout when people shout.

VickyRotex, Where you get this sweet name from?

Hehehehehe. lol.

Na my name!