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Someone said "Recession is a Mirage"

I concur! Not because of this.

She's beautiful and doesn't even look 50 not to say 60.

Happy Married Life to her.

This is what they call, "Aging with Grace".

You'd think the societal pressure will weigh her down and make her look even older and wrinkled, but Nah, she kept Hope Alive!

sar33:
According to the story shared by bridesnmoreikeja,the lady pictured below got married at 60yrs of ago.She has never been married before.

Delay is really not denial!


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/02/woman-becomes-first-time-bride-at-60yrs.html

Op bet why? 60 years of ago bawo?

IYANGBALI:
Funjosh, vickyrotex,fabfunmi and edwife going to console aminat508,mukina2 and other arsenal fans

I go always pray for you!

Chelsea!!!!

Awwwww. Nice song, Nice reminder.

"If you love, you go wait for me"

"Wait for me, baby plan with me."

Op, Pele! I pray God restores all that youve lost in hundred fold.

somez:
So annoying. Get the dropped card and get details from it. The bank should investigate

The dropped card will most definitely be another victim's card, whose card was stolen.

On a second thought, I'm wondering why the counterfeit card wasnt blocked by the first victim and still requesting her to input the password.
It most probably might have been a recently stolen card though.

Bank Fraud is an easy fraud to investigate in some part of the World these days, but in Naija, it seems like the hardest. I wonder what all these bank verification and the rest are meant for then.

Besides, some of the Staffs who work at the banks are criminals, so I'm not surprised.

I'm a Nigerian! And I'm not saying anything.

Viccisimua:
REST IN PEACE DEAR MOTHER... I WAS LUCKY TO ESCAPE DEATH BUT LOST MA BABY YEARS AGO... STILL BELIEVING GOD FOR RESTORATION. UNFORTUNATELY SOCIETY HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW I BATTLED WITH DEATH... SAME PPLE THAT CALLED ME MAMA TWINS DURING PREGNANCY NOW CALL ME HORRIBLE NAMES... VERY WICKED WORLD.

Oh my world! I can imagine.

So Sorry about that! Don't yield to whatever they label you.
God will restore all the lost years in hundred folds. He will grant and perfect your heart desires. 2017 will surely not pass you by! Be Strong!

YhungPablo:
Rip.. my own mother also died of the same death during her last child birth .

Oh I'm so sorry about that!

May their souls rest eternally!

pressplay411:
Your body clock has been re-adjusted. Perhaps you made it a habit at some point. Watching late nite movies or waking up very early to work?
To reset your body clock try going to bed early and reading a boring book, an old difficult textbook I never like does this for me. (You learn something new and dose off before you know it.)
Our body/mind has its inbuilt alarm. I know people who have never set an alarm to wake up, they just naturally wake up at their determined time.

You're so right about this. Been a long time it's been an habit for me. Right from my undergraduate, when I loved to do TDB at times. And now because I've got quite a lot to do, I really don't see not sleeping long hours as anything.

I do exactly what you say about reading a boring book. But it doesn't just work. I'm not really a movie person, so whenever I try to watch a movie, I sleep off, which helps.

Besides night is the best time I can study and assimilate faster.

Exactly! I cant remember the last time I actually had to set an alarm. I wake up at a time I have in mind to wake up.
At times, even when I set my alarm. A minute or few seconds to when it rings I just grab my phone and say "Keep Kwayet"

Culled from Holy Bible App.

What is 'Success'?

How to Be a Huge Success is a little book of quotations and tips from a variety of well-known ‘successful’ people. The back cover asks, ‘Are you on a collision course with fame, fortune or greatness?’ This is so often how ‘success’ is perceived in our society.

Perhaps because of some of its negative connotations, sometimes in the church we are a little wary of the word ‘success’. However, ‘success’ is not a dirty word in the Bible. It occurs at least five times in our Old Testament passage for today (Genesis 24:12,21,40,42,56) – each time in a very positive light.

Success is a blessing from the Lord (vv.31,50). Success is a good thing. However, the ministry of Jesus and the message of the Bible redefine success.

Psalm 8:1-9

1. Praise God for the success of his creation

In our galaxy there are probably over a hundred-billion stars like our sun. Our galaxy is one of a hundred-billion galaxies. When we consider the vastness of the universe it is easy to feel small and insignificant.

David starts and ends this psalm by worshipping God for the success of his creation (vv.1–2a,9).

As he stares into the night sky (perhaps remembering the nights when he was a shepherd boy), David says, ‘I look up at your macro-skies, dark and enormous, your handmade sky-jewellery, Moon and stars mounted in their settings. Then I look at my micro-self and wonder, Why do you bother with us? Why take a second look our way?’ (vv.3–4, MSG).

David marvels at the fact that human beings are the pinnacle of God’s creation – a masterpiece – made in his image. Not only does God love you and care about you (v.4), but he has given you extraordinary privileges: ‘You made them a little lower than the heavenly beings and crowned them with glory and honour. You made them rulers over the works of your hands; you put everything under their feet’ (vv.5–6).

We have been put in charge of everything God has made. Knowing this, Christians should be at the forefront of the protection, preservation and care of God’s amazing creation.

Of course, we are all fallen, sinful human beings and God’s original plan for our dominion over creation has been distorted. However, in the New Testament, we see these verses are also applied directly to Jesus (Hebrews 2:8 ). In Christ creation is restored (Ephesians 1:19–23; 2:5–6), and one day it will be complete and we will see everything under his feet (1 Corinthians 15:24–26).

Prayer:

"Lord, as I look at the vastness, beauty and success of your creation I can only praise and worship you: ‘O Lord, our Lord, how majestic is your name in all the earth!’ (Psalm 8:9)."

mhisbliss:
i understand i also suffer from severe insomnia, right now theres no sign of sleep anywhere but surprisingly as early as 6am am up, its compulsory, but weekends which is tomorrow my mindset will adjust to the fact that tomorrow ain't busy and my body will relax and i sleep till 9am, so the body works like that, it adjusts to your daily routine on its own, and thats why if it geys used to any sleep pattern its hard to change back

Exactly! The body sure has a mind of it's own. That's why it's been hard to change mine.

It's well! Hope you get enough sleep tonight.

charliboy654:
From 10pm to 6am is 7hrs

Easier said than done!

mhisbliss:
working out by 8pm, i dont mean suegbe workout o, i mean vigorous workout, you'll be tired after that, take a cold shower, eat light meal, drink warm milk, sleep by 9.30pm, use everything you usually use to put yourself to sleep, mine is soft music in dark cold room but not too cold, you'll sleep till 5-6am i promise

Hahahahaha. Thanks Sweetheart. But its not as easy as it sounds. Cos there's just a lot to do trust me. Not tryna form too busy.
These days when I sleep for 5 or 6 hours, it's a great achievement o

My body has even gotten used to not sleeping before 12 or 1am. Last night I was so tired, so I slept from 11pm and woke up 2am, it felt like I've slept all my life. Havent slept since then.

It's only at times, I can use that luxury, when there isn't really much to do. Its well!

How can you get 6 to 8 hours?

Mo ba yin yo o!

Op say na God of self-control is alive and well.

I can relate jare. There are times I'd want to enter a place like McDonald and my mind will be calculating tinini tanana. That why should I spend on this, when I can make it at home.

Self-control is really important. Nice one Op!

Shikena:
Serve with Dodo and Broccoli and top up with your favorite juice/wine - heavenly bliss

Chaiii. You sabi better thing.

DesChyko:
It is called Almostapiens Steppedonifera.

lmaoooo!

Hun hun, Na Almostbitepiens Biteonifera you for call am.

God answered your prayer to see snake kill?

Op, sorry but you're high! All tori front page na!

tamertery:
Like seriously, person just sit down notice this thing.... Oh God please provide for us jobs in Nigeria.... Amen

Amin Jesu o!

What's shocking in the resemblance?

Oyind17:
Na true na

Op never sabi anything! Responsibility Oya!


Who has that joke, where a grandmother named her grandchild degree?

Op, biko what's the difference between "serious" and "unserious"sex? "Told me, I want to "nose".

Baba baby! No worry Nairalanders will contribute money for Pampers.

Oyind17:
Did you or did you not do it! One stubborn sperm don put you for wahala

lmaooo! O stubborn kpa!

What did I miss?

Blessed16:
why not yaba left

Well Kleptomania is a Psychological disorder, classified as ICD. So they can take him there.

They have Psychiatrists there that can help him with therapies.

sankky:
Its called KLEPTOMANIA. guy needs to be chaperoned anywhere he goes or else he might end up with burning tyres around his neck one day. He won't always be this lucky.
By the way, isn't there some kind of psychiatric management for KLEPTOMANIA? What are his people waiting for?

I would recommend CBT (Cognitive Behavioural Therapy). But I'm not even sure that would work for him.

Some drugs may work for him though.

Cause one of the Characteristics of Kleptomaniac is that they steal things that are of no use to them or things that doesnt have economic value. But what he's been caught stealing so far, are of use to him.