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Even if they extend it till December, some people will still not register.

osaslord500:
Dem go prospone am again!!

You've not done yours abi?

Dindondin:
He was chosen because of his big head that can carry problem

Oh Blessed!!! Mr. Okiki!

Dindondin:
Akpabio, a first time senator is now the leader of senators.
What happened to David Mark?

He's the Class Rep!! He shouldn't be making noise as the class rep!!!

Akwasi:
Go and see your doctor. Don't try to get professional help on this forum because they will just encourage you to die

Gbam!!! Good Advice.

What works for A, might not work for B.

Besides, don't starve yourself. Starving yourself will actually make you gain more weight. It builds fat round the stomach wall.

veekid:
U are city before

Manchester City ni

Smh!!!!!

Op, Wa gbayi!!!!

In Humble Adoration!

**Singing**

"Some have food but cannot eat, some can eat, but have no food, we have food and we can eat, Glory be to God on High"

mumoftwo:
Abeg, what can he do with 100k? i am interested. thanks

the lord is your strength o.

Sis. that's why we should endeavor to make Internet our "dear friend" . Just Google search "TOP 10 10 or 20 Businesses to Begin with 100k or less in Nigeria" and youll get your answer.

Contumely:
And which long way will 100k go?

As long as you want it to go.

laykhorn:
what would I get? The 'Photocopy', 'Restaurants', Soap and insecticide Manufacturing, bookstore, Dry cleaning, Okada, Recharge cards, SoftDrinks, Boutique thing again. I challenge you to show me something mouth watering with less/no supervision . I have used different search machines over and over.

That's the problem with us, we want it all rosy immediately. You want a business that's mouth watering and no supervison or less supervised.


Like I said, do not despise the days of humble beginning.

Little businesses that we don't count as useful, are the ones more profitable.

Btw, you talk about dry cleaning? You really don't know how much dry cleaning services earn right.

Make your findings before condemning some businesses.

I've been reading this, ever since I began a relationship with the Internet. Stale Hoax!

dmcdad:
Gbam! You see! Thats what happens when the spare is miles better than the original. Scepticism creeps in.

Hahahahaha

It's not gonna happen here.

dmcdad:
You dey fear? I know for sure you wouldnt want that to happen in order to avoid stories that touch.

Fear ke? Ko joor!
I wouldnt want my "Spare Tyre" Knocking out the original though

dmcdad:
It still doesnt change the fact that you guys ain't getting off the hook just yet. Una go hear am!

I pray they give Chelsea to us (Barca) in the KO of the Champions League. Home and away go be like over 5.

Keep dreaming, it makes one healthy gan.

dmcdad:
Show me where I bragged. I only spelt things out for you. That's one thing about these Chelsea people that I detest. I had to redirect you in order for you to not have a wrong view or way of doing something, and you thought I was tryna wear you out.

Lets reason together, shall we? What actually do you use as a spare? Or how do you define a spare?

I only laid it bare for you to have a better understanding about whats at the fore and you think I am sorta a braggadocio. Na wa oooooo

And for the records, I have never thought about making you feel bad about this whole thing. If you think that were the case then it would mean you have a different way of seeing things, and for which I am sorry. All these are pun intended.

lmaooo!!! We were just joking here na, haba!

I knew you were joking so I dint even take it personal. Why is it that Barca fans like pressing Ctrl-P sef?
I beat you to it. It was all pun intended. Kikikikiki

dearpreye:
I'll love to meet the following:

Ha.hn. Miz.Mycoli. Cand.yrain. Carnegi.efan. Fire. fire. Temi.temi1. Severus.Snape. 400bil.lionman. Ideyk.wum. Vicky.Rotex. Izon.Owei. anomi.ni. Tru.ckpusher( again), Tonyeb.arcanista( again). My Is.hilove. Pep.pyluv02. Lyntiffa.ny. Fran.cizy. Special.ist900. Whynott.hetruth( a dogged fighter)

Passi.ngshot. Phil.ip70!

Yes Preye. Hope to someday.

A great personality behind the "dearpreye" moniker.

dmcdad:
Chelsea fans defy logic a great deal!

Of course you seldom make use of your spare tyre, but then, thats because its a spare, which ultimately translates to a lesser version compared to the main. But on a second thought, dont you think it would be completely illogical and grossly insane to have the better of two things as the spare? I thought a spare is supposed to be of lesser quality or value as opposed to the main. How come then that you have Barca that is better than Chelsea in every sense of the word as the spare?

I have known Chelsea fans to defy logic, but not this much.

Chai, I don finish this girl ooooooooo.

That's where you get it all wrong. Nothing you say will make the girl behind this moniker feel bad.

Keep cruxifying Chelsea to make yourself feel good.

Btw, youve given me a different impression of Barca. So you guys can brag like this?

Barca isnt better than Chelsea in every sense. Stop feeling yourself

dmcdad:
Not again! I was just tryna express the fact that its hard calling the club and its players redundant. Thats all!

Redundant!

Nice one! Keep the words coming

dmcdad:
Hmmm... Quoting me by my siggy? That's nice. More like giving me back my words.

But my only problem at this juncture is the tagging along with Barca. I think you should be Chelsea to the latter, no need finding solace somewhere else.

You are like a guy wooing a lady for years and he is being posted... Would you tag it as loyalty for waiting albeit he has been doing stuffs with other girls? I don't think so. It becomes loyalty when he gives himself to the wait hook, line and sinker, without say make him dey hold body for side. No holding body for anywhere.

Yea!
I am Chelsea to the core. Ive always been proud of my club.

I wont leave Chelsea for Barcelona!
Youre not getting it. Its not like I derive happiness from Barca sef, it doesnt even give me joy. I just enjoy watching them play, I fancy the club small sha, and the fact that most of their fans dont brag too much *But I'm beginning to have a rethink* Seems they do now!

Lets just say Barcelona is my "Spare tire" sha

You dont often make use of a spare, do you?

dmcdad:
Awww.... Oya I am sorry. Sometimes its hard to resist the temptation of calling your club useless.

Again!

Keep it up. You cant help it.

dmcdad:
Stop being optimistic and start being realistic.

Chai, you don really suffer for my hand.

You sef know sey I don suffer for your hand.

Your signature says it all "Before you give up, think of why you held on so long"

So I aint gonna give up on my Club no matter the words. We'll pull through.

dmcdad:
I knew where you got it from immediately I saw it. Haba, Neymar is my player and not just my player but one I really like at that. I have been following him since his days at Santos. So I knew where it came from. I just didnt want you to find solace somewhere else other than that shitty club you call Chelsea, thats if they will able to give you solace and not solitude..

I hate that club called Chelsea. Very annoying set of supporters they have.

Aint finding solace in Barca joor.

After saying you werent gonna call my club shitty again.

If only your club wasnt my alternate, I'd have transferred aggression. But NO! You wont push me to do that.

dmcdad:
Of course I remember his head band. He has been using it that way since his days at Santos. Since he was 13 when he joined Santos.

Good! That's where I got the siggy. That siggy has been there since CL in June.

dmcdad:
Huh! Abeg oooo we no want you. No no no!

Barcelona and Chelsea ar two opposites. E no rhyme at all

Since Barca is your alternate, I guess your numero uno is Chelsea, and in that case one would expect that Hazard's name should be there rather than our golden boy Neymar. Abeg ooooo, hold your Chelsea dey go oooooo. No use us console yourself.

lmao!

Look at you!

You cant change my alternate.

Besides, you should try to understand my siggy. I wrote "100% Jesus" and I had to make reference to where I got it.

If you know me on this forum, when Chelsea aint playing, I support Barca and any other club that beats "Man U"

dmcdad:
Oya sorry...
But I hope you know your next league match is against Liverpool. Right?
Are you sure you guys are gonna be left off the hook?

Saturday ain't far. I'm Optimistic.

dmcdad:
Wait oooo! DId I read your siggy properly? Whats Neymar doing there?

Barcelona is my Alternate!

Remember Neymar's Headband?

dmcdad:
But I don't think that's gonna happen. Maybe 15th place.

And the fact you weren't part of the noise making doesn't in any way negate the simple and common denominator that most (vast majority) Chelsea fans are noise makers, verbose, proud, and are arrogant as f**k! Little wonder they are being taunted by their counterparts.

Sorry sha. Take heart. It is well...

Why are you like this?

Ya just adding salt to injury.

It's gonna happen.

Ezegozie:
what exactly can a male graduate start with #100,000 in this current economic system?
Please tell me, I am all ears

Bros, that's why we should endeavor to make Internet our "dear friend" . Just Google search "TOP 10 10 or 20 Businesses to Begin with 100k or less in Nigeria" and youll get your answer.

laykhorn:

For real Pls enlighten me on the bolded

Bros, that's why we should endeavor to make Internet our "dear friend" . Just Google search "TOP 10 10 or 20 Businesses to Begin with 100k or less in Nigeria" and youll get your answer.

Freemanan:
Omashe ooooo

Kiloshe?

dmcdad:
But you guys were in praise mode all the while prior to this dreaded period. No be so?

From The Special One, he metamorphosed to The Only One from which he transmogrified to The Tactician blah blah blah...

At least now we have peace of mind. No more noisemakers bugging our ears and stuffs.

Well, I know you guys would be very grateful to finish in 10th place this season. Right?

I wasn't part of the noise making

Yea right. We wouldn't mind