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Seculent:
You can jokingly ask too.

Alright!

ViNeHaNds:
Amen amen. Thanks

Happy Birthday!

May the Lord grant your heart desires and fulfil all your petitions. May the Lines fall unto you in pleasant places.

Age with Grace! Have a Beautiful day!

Seculent:
If no one ask, what's stopping you from asking?

So you dont know when somebody is joking abi?

nairalandist:
see ur life... na so una go dey make mouth about. .shishi una no get! naija girls. . . to enter heaven fit hard for una small o.

Han Han!

Bet I no brag sey I get shishi na. I dey try organise donation for Op ni naw

nairalandist:
You can do it first, others may follow suit. Good thing you noticed, oya lead by example. . .

Oya, I'll lead by example by coordinating the donation first, then I'll add my own widow's mite later

Op, you won't spend the 1k, dont worry.

Your GF will surprise you.

Happy Birthday in Advance!

So no one has asked Op to send his account number

Definition of "No Make Up" please

Abugab:
Maybe she I is Oyinbo on her feet and Nigerian on her face

lmao!!!!

Chappie:
wow good news

That's a slip of hand I guess.

Decker:
How does this make her dirty? Just because she pooed on herself doesn't equate to her being a "dirty lady"

Like she told you, she had a running stomach. It's not like she consciously decided to poo on herself. Cut her some slack man.

Decker:
First of all, not everyone can defecate just anywhere, especially when they are female.
Do you know the various infections a lady becomes susceptible to by defecating in just "anywhere"
Secondly, how does someone consciously decide to poo on herself? Does that make any sense to you?
Thirdly, have you ever had a running stomach? Well, it seems you haven't or maybe you have, but probably a slight amnesia just kicked it, so let me enlighten you a bit.
. . . .When one has a running stomach, the pressure on your bowels fluctuates. What I mean is you may feel like the poo is coming out and all of a sudden you just feel relief and it's like you can hold on longer and after few seconds you feel the pressure again and before you know it, the poo is out.
You should just pray you don't fall into such situation.

A good thing, this comment is coming from a guy.


I dont think I need to make any further comments.


I just wonder how some guys think. Everything is News to them!

A grown up lady will intentionally poo on her body? Op think naw! Hian!

IYANGBALI:
he be like say nightmares dey hungry you tonight

Yelz! Send enough, thank God it's weekend!

IYANGBALI:
na one of your toaters be dat abi?your market dey sell o,na you biko

Ofe gba igabti abi

eleko1:
I Don tell vickyrotex to dey sing,she nor gree.Nah to dey gist with dat palm wine tapper IYANGBALI .See dat baby now

IYANGBALI:
remove my moniker from there now before i pounce on you

Shaarraapppp!!!! Abi moti remove e ni!

eleko1:
Until u old abi ? *Make I leave vickyrotex go grab gene*

You no hold me before na

Emi e o gbe! Power pass power

eleko1:
Heartfelt congrats jare. Nah shine shine bobo ur hubby self .VickyRotex, nah wen u wan tie the nuptial ? Make I bring one goat

Na Lion we dey collect for my family.

Bring am!

Congratulations dear! Wish you a blissful home

Nice one. Thanks for this Op!

eleko1:
VickyRotex Iyangbali have one chain like dat for her leg

Fixed!!!!

Awwww! Congratulations Yetoonde!

fakeprophet:
he was my neighbor in Ankpa as well, that was where he started practices his profession before gone viral, but he let them dethroned our king (colonel Hassan) and he was latter sentences for the crime he never commited. people in Ankpa wanted to Lynch him but he escaped, but his car was burnt, and his house as well, happy for him though....

Eyah!

Happy for him too!

eleko1:
Igbos are bend down select material abi .Okorocha for president /VickyRotex go do vice president

You go be my Special Assistant niyen!!!

eleko1:
envy kor,evil ni

E pain am!

amlos007:
still waiting boss....

Sent! Please Confirm and Revert!

eleko1:

Yes! Are you not a Branch Manager?

eleko1:
Aminu Martha ni.

Don't envy my Alma Mater!

Yes!!! That's why he's the Pro Chancellor of my Alma mater.

Whenever he speaks to us, you see someone with indepth knowledge.

casket:
I've met him before, he's actually cerebral..
His wife used to be my neighbor when I was working in Lokoja.
Wife is the registrar at Salem University, his first son, Aaron is a lawyer as well.
#famzing

You're right. Mrs. B.F. Ocholi!

IYANGBALI:
finally vickyrotex is married to their landlord pikin sumaila

Na you and eleko1 na. Eleko1 na branch manager

IYANGBALI:
i know that freegl.obe,vicky.rotex,roki.atu,barca.nista,chuk.wudi44 and ele.ko1 go dey among those people,dem like amaechi die just like me.

Oshiskoooo!!!

amlos007:
still waiting boss....

Oh! I dint forget. I'll send it in an hour please.

bimsite:

Ask google

Talk true, na you be that?