₦airaland Forum

OKAY...WE RE WATCHING.

This is d best news I have heard today..just saved me the stress of going to my bank..thanks man

omorosarah:
Alot of Nigerian guys love ladies who are fair skinned,with big ass n boobs.This has led to alot of ladies bleaching their skin (damaging it in d process) just to attract guys....As if dats not enough,ladies now wear fake hips n ass n even very big foam bra to enhance their figure.Honestly,its not nice at all,n its easily noticed,most guys can tell if a girl is wearing fake hips n ass,so whats d point? If u dnt av big hips,ass n boobs,so what? There is a man for every woman,ur Mr Right will locate u, just be yourself n every thing will be ok..

U RE BLESSED.....UR MAMA BORN U WELL

ihatebuhari:
Ugly bat

Mr dear u re ENDOWED....no offence

Vinshu:
Lol. It's not a bad thing really

Say d truth and shame d devil..is dat you@ d.p?

LordOfTheWeed:
Well, as a porn lover also, i have no advice to give to you shout out to my fellow porn lovers out there, may we run out of MB in Jesus name, AMEN!!!!!

I SAY AMEN!AMEN!!AMEN!!! 4 U.

trapQ:
I hope it can call heaven

I wonder

mrpatozky:
She fit breast feed?

JAMB KWESTION

Linda wait 4 me o...when I make my own money I ll come 4 u.

Give her a sweet hug...before I send her packing 2 ha parents.

sinaj:
Yea I knw dat feeling

He doesn't blong to only you but d world



Nd u wil also get use to, 'baby pls undastnd me, m trying my best, I wil make it up to ya'



Serzly it ain't easy datin a hero

Hmm I can feel ur pain don't worry am not lyk dem heroes I ll have ur tym..trust me I can b a villain just 4 u.

Dklef:
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..iam rapper drizzklef. I'll blow very soon, plz help my carrier!
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even sef, when i blow, una go photo chop me like this!

okay we don hear wetin b d name of dis ur CARRIER self..wetin do am...e sink 4 water abi custom hold am.

mulattoclaro:
SELF SERVICE IS BETTER THAN DATING ALL THESE PROMISCUOUS NIGERIAN GIRLS WHO MOVE AROUND WITH VARIOUS DISEASES LOOKING FOR MEN TO INFECT. SOME LADIES WEARS PANTS FOR 3 DAYS WITH OUT WASHING, SOME URINATE WITHOUT CLEANING UP HEREBY CREATING A TOXIC STENCH WHEN YOU ATTEMPT TO BLEEP THEM.

MOST NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE DISEASE CARRIERS SO IF YOU CAN'T LAY YOUR HANDS ON A FOREIGN LADY, I SUGGEST YOU SELF SERVICE

you see your life....
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That's d most stupid thing I have ever heard in my life

StephanieEzeh:
Majority of guys are very immature and unacceptable societal-wise by their attitude and appearance!

*Dirty boxers: Some guys wear boxers for weeks without changing them! Dirty pikin and u won toast babe. White boxers go turn to carton colour

*White singlet turns brown: I still wonder how some guys wear white singlet till it turns brown! Some guys' singlets have even turned to buba with a wide space under the arms. The skinny ones will look like hangers inside the singlet! abeg upgrade joor!!!

*Keeping bushy hairs: This is seriously a turn-off! Does it mean you can't afford 200 naira to cut your hair? Are you practicing madness? Some barbers even charge 150 naira! Guy, abeg go cut your hair make you look like human being.

*Wearing skinny Jeans: I don't mind seeing small boys do this but not when you have come of age. Do you know how you look? Over 30 and you still wear jeans that make you look like vulture that has been beaten by rain!

*Sagging: Exposing your cheap boxers that you bought from gbogbo at the rate of 150 naira! Continue to misbehave, there is a prize for you

*Wanting to sleep with a lady on a first date: This is the most annoying and dumbest! You just meet a girl and you want to sleep with her? Because of the 1000 naira you spent on refreshment? Well, only girls without class fall for that. One day, your uncontrollable appetite for sex will land you in Kirikiri Maximum Security!!! Akpa!

*Taking drugs and alcohol to make love: So you can really do this? You plan to destroy someone's daughter? I never knew you could be so serious to apply a lot of strength and energy with adequate planning for this ac! Yet, you have not been able to plan your life or think of putting in so much energy in your work or career! Nonsense!

The rate at which most guys post degrading stuffs about ladies is very high yet they don't critically evaluate their own lives! Adumadu body!

Must all ur threads be about guys. Don't ur have something else to post that mustn't b about guys...y d hate#OGINI#KILODE

MzNelly:
Only girls without class sleep with guys on the first date?
Lol, see this kid.

class ko..school ni

Ok am happy 4 ur life

Now dats how you kill a thief..

Favour seekers

kathykathy:
so?

my dear don't take it personal,was only referring 2 d part u said "Na poo full inside".

Mom: because u re not my purse nd jewellery

What kind of essay is this?#KILODE

petitmonde:
'now leave my thread'
another childish and shallow way to reason.

stop quoting her wrongly she said "now KINDLY leave my thread" in a polite way...

kathykathy:
babe i understnd wot u are going tru,,,,bt na poo full inside,,,i pity those men sha

hmmm..coming from a lady

Enahi:
Lol its fun at times, but has a man stopped you before to tell you he had a hardon just by looking at your behind?

hahahahahahahaha...rotflmao..this is epic

nairalandmaster:
nice one op. keep it up.

must u say d same thing on every thread cos of ftc or u re just programmed dat way.

psalmchi:
Hy pals,I have been worrying abt wah I did to a gal nd I want u to help judge the matter... There is this gal I met a year ago,I asked her out after some months she agreed nd evwifin was going on smoothly.. We use to hug,kiss nd some other things but no sex,after some months she changed totally if I touch her she will tell me we should stop all those stuffs sha dat she wants a relationship dat glorifies God... I can't jes stop laughing wif dat statement nd I overlooked it so many times,she told me she won't hug,kiss or romance me until we re married,i was so furious dat wat nonsense is dis we fought so many times on dis issue. After all persuasion all to no avail i decreased d love I av for her nd I went for anoda gal who understands me nd i love her more than d first.. so some months later I told the first gal to look for holy holy man relationship dat m fed up with nd i told her av seen anoda gal who isnt stingy like her..... She said I broke her heart.. Did I broke her heart or its cos of her stinginess dat made me quit?? pls pal I need ur advice.. Fenks all

no u didn't BROKE her heart...u pieces d heart

Hbd 2 him

Michellla:
Ahh.Modupe is 25 heading to her house

DO U NEED AN ESCORT.

Shebarh:
na the mama wey give her child to Cynthia ah dey vex for

AM TELLING YOU...SOME MOTHERS SELF NEED FLOGGING.

Okay...