₦airaland Forum

MedicalVA9895:
Who this one
Where are you from

I am from a kingdom to deliver the people from the hands of a thief is a 419 and a 419 is a thief

indianajones:
Unfortunately no.

chai...walia na 400k i get.....reduce price for me small na mk i find money borrow join am

Will it go for 400k cash or tnfr?7

Na who get better strategy to use win this bookies abeg

thief is a 419 and a 419 is a thief

Drug baron dey aso rock....now dem wan include blacky the gay for their group

Leave am...shebi na just small change dem carry dats y him dey see english type.....if say betking carry like 200k now him eyes go clear

Mutiple bet account....u dey use am sell market ni abi u dey receive award on top each acct......nawa o, see ur kudi don go

Drug baron president

What's the size..i need size 27 or 29 asap

ENIGMA11:
You failed him in life and still failed him in prison.

let him smoke the last straw of death before his time comes knocking

One thing with Nigerians.....if u are too calm and humble then they mistake it for ur weakness and throw all insults at you. Instead, they love the rugged ones just like the drug dealer we elected as president of a sovereign nation......It's a very big shame how we Nigerians relate to things and that's why South africa, Ghana and the likes doesn't want Nigerians in there midst....

Wait 2027 and see how the foolish set of people will still want a drug baron to lead them all the way forward.

But the way opay dey deduct 50 naira wara wara from my acct this days enh dey fear me walia......Opay abeg, money no be water for my own side o...make una no kill me biko

Mentally ill people everywhere just bcus of tinubu regime

judatech:
They are lucky they even have a working helicopter over there

if na Nigeria...u re gone

Walia apollo don catch u for body

Wanted to make a transfer of 100k two days ago nd boom the system wanted a clear picture of me even b4 inputing my password.
I honestly love how they work

This iranians are pain in the ass..

Lol

ManirBK:
😂😂😂 This comment just finished me!

See this one o – Socialist Group of Nigeria don enter the matter! 🤣

Abeg, before you arrest me and my baby, let me defend myself:

1. Why she fat like that? Na the Indomie carton wey she dey sit inside dey give her that energy! 😂 The carton still get small noodle dust wey dey nourish her.
2. Wetin she dey chop for this Tinubu regime? My sister, na the same thing we dey chop o! But she's a baby – she doesn't know about inflation, fuel subsidy, or naira devaluation. She just dey chop, sleep, and smile. Ignorance is bliss! 🤣
3. Her cheeks – that one na family genes! Even if na hunger period, her cheeks go still dey show. 😂

As for the statement of order, she's ready to write it – but she needs to learn how to hold a pen first. Give her 2 years, she go write epistle! 📝

But seriously, this comment made my day! 🤣 Thanks for the laugh.

Alright ma...
But we the socialist group of Nigeria don sit down for high table conclude on just one order....
THE ORDER: She must transfer the Indomie carton give we the socialist group of Nigeria make we too sit down inside fat small also...make she pity us small na.
We dey wait for the indomie carton o....
I wish her long life, health and prosperity.

ManirBK:
Fellow Nairalanders,

I come bearing a story that might make you laugh, shake your head, or even drag me. 😂

So here goes:

My little baby was born on 12th May 2026. She's now at that stage where we're trying to teach her how to sit up on her own.

Now, instead of buying one of those expensive baby sitters or chairs, my family decided to go the "creative" route. We got a carton of Indomie noodles — you know, the big one — and we put her inside it. Just like a little nest! 😂

Why we did it:

· The carton provides support around her back and sides
· It keeps her from falling over
· And from my own understanding, she actually enjoys sitting in it! She smiles, plays with her toys, and doesn't cry to come out.

So far, it's working — but I know Nairalanders will have plenty to say! 🤣


Now, over to you:

· Is this a smart (cost-saving) idea or is it straight-up "village people" parenting?
· Has anyone else done something similar?
· Could this be harmful to her spine or development?

Criticisms are 100% allowed — I'm ready for the roasts, the advice, and everything in between. Just be honest! �

We the socialist group of Nigeria suppose arrest u nd that baby together......wetin that baby dey see chop for this tivnubu regime wey she fat like that...all her cheeks also fat......she go write statement of order how she dey use fat.....
I rest my case

Buratai is also part of the drug business hence he is scared of the outcome that will hit him and his family if the record is played.....Shame to Tinubu supporters out there.....how can a drug baron run a country......a very big shame

Isn't that hockey or table tennis?

Jmichael1:
How human being go open eye worship wetin he mud or carve, still dey surprise me....
Catholic own worst

Na the mary wey dem dey worship dey surprise me pass.....Abeg wen mary bcom saint or where for bible talk say mk dem worship mary....even Jesus call mary him mama "Woman".......That is why instead of me to join catholic in disguise enh, i go kuku join the religion of piss

Catholics and 666 na like 5nd6......if u knw u knw...
Who even told them Mary was a saint....

One thing with drugs...once u put body come dey involve enh walia even thou u mk 500bn naira from it, u no go fit leave am again until the day come.......SAY NO TO DRUGS

LIVINGICONREBOR:
uyi, you use "all" for more than 2 items while you use "both" for two items.

Take note.

See english teacher......though we learn everyday

E be like say na only this onlyfan people na im Jesus dey safe their lives o

Mtcheew....Na who this thread help now......although na who get money chop belleful dey fly enter another country.....me wey never chop belleful no fit smell airport...
@OP.....enjoy your time jare....it's well

It's called replica contingency plan