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achu442:
You are so dvmb

So you believe someone that promises to pay when he sees the laptop in 2025.

Na wetin fit you be that.

Since you no wan get sense.

Saturnalia:
Wait! What do you mean by that statement in number 15? Time moves slower at your feet.

Wow! number 3 is correct. I just googled it.

Number 5. Yes, I know that naa. My ex-girlfriend used to sell honey.

At number 28, my friend, don’t play on my intelligence. Oya, explain.

At number 34, are you sure? I once had a 72 minutes marathon action thriller dream.

At number 38, me too, I have been suspecting them.

At number 40, absolutely correct.

At number 42, who said it is round before? I knew it’s spherical since my kindergarten days

At number 44, before nko? But my favorite specie has green blood.

Mehn! Where is Seun and Mynd44? This is the most educative thread that I have seen in 2025.

Drgreener:
This is not for subscription it's just free

AlphaBoy:
Nairaland, abeg help me judge this matter because I no wan deceive myself.

There’s this female friend of mine in school. We read together, buy snacks for each other, gist, and I usually walk her home after night class. Cool friendship, nothing serious… or so I thought.

But recently, she has been acting somehow:
One day she told me she feels blessed to have me and even called me her role model.
Anytime we finish reading late, she insists I must walk her home.

One night, she pointed at a bus stop and said she once saw a couple kissing there. Then she faced me and dropped this line: “It’s you that don’t want to love.”

If I ghost her small, na she go enter my DM first like, “You no wan talk to me again?”
And one day she directly asked me: “Why are you running from me?”

Make una no forget — I liked her initially but didn't want to push it yet , I don’t know if she’s catching feelings.

So nairalanders, make una talk true:
This girl like me abi she just dey whine me?
Or na me dey overthink am?

owobokiri:
So the federal government delegation led by Ribadu that visited Washington the other day just went for jamboree?

Iceberg3:
I didn't even see am!!!

Kwantiri people

Disgraced kwantiri

Jahlivesforever:
The Catholic church teaches from Bible and Tradition.

Those things you listed may not be in the bible, but they are in the tradition of the church.

So, if you don't know tradition of the church, go ask your parish priest

NoahHadNoArk:
You will loose your most credible followers if all you do is leave stories unfinished.


Do you want us to pay to get it completed or what exactly is your problem?!

It’s really not nice starting off and leaving it’s halfway.

Your topics will receive low clicks if you keep this up.
Just saying Na by force to hear d full story ni.....u hear d story or not, it changes notin


My Peace I leave you

Brahamimo:
You suspected that your girlfriend was cheating on you. You noticed this based on her utterances and attitude.

You asked her, she denied. For months, she kept denying. Later, your own male friend confirmed it that your babe was actually seeing someone else. Your suspicion was now confirmed.

You had an altercation, a heated argument with her, and in the process, she sent you a message telling you that she actually cheated. She went further to put the blame on you for not being emotionally absent at some point in the relationship.
She apologized, you forgave her. After a week when the dust had already settled, you brought the matter Back. You asked about the guy she was cheating on you with and she said a few things about the guy.
You asked her to choose either you or the guy and she chose you. You then asked her to breakup with same guy and show evidence that she's indeed broken up with him. She said okay. After a week, you asked if she had done so, but she said she hadn't and was yet to.

How would you handle this?

Meanwhile, this is someone you've been dating for two solid years and both parents are even aware of your relationship. She's someone you both had agreed to marry in the next two to three years from now. This is a lady you're six years older than. A lady her friend told her to dump me simply because her friends felt that I'm too handsome for her and my level pass her own. She was the one that told me this.

It is really painful hearing your own woman telling you that she cheated while having an altercation with her. It hurts deeply, especially as a man. This is a lady you have never cheated on and she is aware.

I told her, I'm not ready to share my woman with anyone else. I don't double date, so I don't expect my woman to double date either. And since she's reluctant to leave the guy, I have signed out of the relationship. I told her on WhatsApp, I blocked her on same WhatsApp and Facebook. It's being four days now, and she will not allow my phone to rest with her incessant calls. I already gave her enough time to do what I asked her to do. To leave that guy, but she downplayed it. I'm not a Simp and will never be, no matter how much I love a woman. I was even lenient enough to forgive her in the first place, but the deal breaker was her reluctance to do the needful.

Elusive001:
Eh pain you bah?

d142475:
Buhari printed money indiscriminately. Now, look where we are. Printing money will wreck the economy. If they print money indiscriminately, you’d need a wheelbarrow load of money to buy a loaf of bread. Inflation will go through the roof.
The only country that can remotely get away with that is the US, only because the dollar is the reserve currency of the world. They can print and ship out to other countries without it having much impact on the US inflation rate