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aaaaahh, nnkann beeee!!.. stlange but tlue

Witwicky:
.........Victor Victor Victor...emelo mo kpe ee leave trash for lawma

warris this my brother saying??

SandraEmoney:
too long for my like

damn... your dp though... that jean looks... umm,amazing..creative

Unlimited22:
Hmm.... So long a letter. U Neva start, check again next 5 years

Would you still be alive??

MrsPhyno:
Things like this always make me a tad uncomfortable.....

Anyways, I never really think about my future husband because I don't wanna personify him. Among other reasons.

OP, how very poetic

zhank you!

14teenK:
OP by this time of the night u dey write abt future wife




Just tel me ....how d olosho take fall your hand

Olosho ko,olopa ni

cruzita:
mtcheeeeew u never start to dey write letter

started in primary 5

These people!

QueenValerie:
Guy I hope you're actively lookin' for her.

swity,im not desperate,she exists... just reaching out,wherever she is

Swity,i have neither silver nor gold to offer, but i give you all my heart,body and soul... its not much,i know.. im still hustling for u anyway...
They say love is beautiful,yes it is! how do i know??... i love you wifey,i love you to death,i promise to carry you while walking on broken bottles.. i'll be your lover for life!
Show me a sign honey,a sign you're actually listening,to my every telepathic message,every tear that drops,and every song that escapes my lips...
Take care of yourself for me,till we find eachother in the future, do reply...
your raven
victor

Dear wifey,
Feels good,but weird to finally muster courage to write to you. Too early?? well, im sorry,cant wait,im bored,lonely,sad and depressed without you.
You came into my life when i was born(destiny),but you never did show your face.I know you're somewhere,but where?? show me a sign,cos am actually losing hope! where are you wifey?
i've been cheated on,spat on,betrayed and insulted.I have loved and lost....wifey,you left me out in the cold,unprotected with thousands of frostbites.
You knew i was emotional,and wanted you so bad,but you closed your door... i watched them come,and watched them leave!, they all said i was too cute to single date( some o' bullsh!t if u ask me).I am the figure,and definition of a typical bad boy,but guess what? over 20years, i've kept my pride soley for you.yes! you're that special! never given whats rightfully meant for you to anyone...
Everynight i cry,not because im hurt..but cos i know you're there,and i cant just reach you,try as i might....

Hadez:
I did. But the excuse he keeps giving is I am busy. Who gets too busy for his woman?

who gets too busy for his woman?? for real?? hes tryna secure a better future for you both,and probably future kids.If he spends all his time on a hoe like you and become poor later in life,you'll leave him saying he cant take care of ur needs, who doesnt spend on his woman. One word for you my dear..... steewwpeed

evegran:
Funny!

i did see a smile somewhere!

evegran:
Been around. Did you look for me?

yup! searched for you under my bed,inside my food,at the altar... to no avail, missed you tho! plus,you stopped replying my emails completely,not fair

evegran:
Before Iceprince he was.
Can't wait to see wat Ice is gonna say now.

heeeeeeyyyyy! swity,where you been??

Bro,chill and take heart... all girls are hoes,f**kers,pretenders and stewpeed biatches, trust me...every guy should know that! its either she became a biatch in mums womb, or she was influenced,all the same.. never trust any gurl,never!! dude,believe me,they'll break ur heart into... no no! they'll grind it to fine dust,thinking they never did wrong to u... my advice to guys; even if u're in love,or bout to get married, open all ur eyes,if its ten u have,open eleven. while shes forming all innocent for you,deep inside ur heart u'll know truly who she is,while preparing for the worst.... #my10Shillngs

Diddyydiva:

keep quoting, you'll never catch me

Diddyydiva:
I've met everyone on Nairaland

i've met you too,we kissed...the heavens fell

Michellla:
no i'v not met anyone.And dont plan on meeting any.

bad news;Sorry honey, but i plan on meeting you!

and the police at the front be like, tunde!, hol your gun well,wee wan tay sellfee

sister! he aint gon' marry you,take it or leave it, painful but true,im sorry...

Shameless golddiggers... they'll never know truelove... only truemoney

crying crystal tears for nigeria.... while china and japan are getting more enginners and skilled manpower everyday,nigerians are tweeting bout a dude who bangs different stewpeed naija chics a day

Hoes these days be trying to coverup thier problematic status... we all know its a "no girlfriend,no problem".

learned to speak pidgin,and sleep with only boxers..hehehe

Bloodlines bro,bloodlines... they say blood is thicker than jwince.. that gurl sure has the blood of papa.and one day,when egbon and that girl quarrel,she gon' send awon boys dem to beat him up... remember.. bloodlines...