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enedoboy:
. I drank only
one bottle and i almost died, what if i had drank
the second? I also learnt that they fake the small
bottles the most. Also look out for where you buy
anything you drink (be it alomo or soft drink)
because there are so many fake stuffs out there.
I also feel that people caught faking products
(food, drink or drugs) should be executed,
because many souls must have gone by taking
such fake products.
I would also appreciate if you could also share
some of your experiences.

thankGod for your life naija and fake products go together

jeffobodo:
Not again, another loser,is that your idea of sexy? Taking pictures with a blackberry bold 2 and rotten boxers
In your flimsy mind that's six packs shey?...well all I see is hungry packs,bro you need food

Lastly step up your game

u must be demented!! just take a good look at yourself, go back and look at your picz again, first of all go and burn the aba shirt u are putting on secondly don't die in d village,obviously u took dat pic close to a river thirdly even your girlfriend will trip for my superb abs dude u ain't my class at all, I don't come here and start wishing and hoping to look like someone, kids with inferiority complex are always capable of such mediocrity, don't ever quote me again u demented primitive wannabe

imustsaymymindo:
Today marks the end of fitted trousers. It marks the end of dressing like a foul. The foul's nyanch has opened at last!
I tried to sleep when I got home, but nightmares of nairaland posting my bum on front page would not let me rest. Behold! My yanch was opened today. DONT BE A FOWL!!!!

smh instead of u to open a thread thanking God for yo project being endorsed by your boss
U are here ranting about FoWL yansh

whogoscam:
So my wife is celebrating her 25th bday today. So I'm just wondering what I can get her.

Men and women in the house, what do you think? I was considering a teddy bear (She likes teddy bear alot) but I was calculating how I would walk into a shop to buy a teddy bear at my level.

So guys any mature recommendation?

bulldoza:
You better warn your sister. That smallie with big yansh.
Alla if she beg me for money again ehn, I go use my dick tear her toto

wickedest!!

SANDOSKI:
Make I call Vicstar make him break am down for you.....

*Our wedding no go get dis kind bad luck ooo

. Which kyn by force marriage u dey find

jubebaister:
I was bathing. She tip toad and started peeping I did as if I didn't see her. Silly girl.
If u want to knw what happened next...
To be continued...

u deserve to be flogged

clemmonce:
Here is my ordeal guys. I need advice please if you don't have anything to say just be an observer.
Me and girlfriend are having this issue. .

databoy247:
I love the romance section of NL. Seeing a lot of folks brag, fight, lecture, pour out anger and frustration, seek advice, etc. Its an amazing community.
Among the legion of peeps that makes this place tick is the person called PunkyV. You are a sweet colation of all. Dont change who you are and I hope other ladies here can emulate such.
I will be obliged to chat with you privately. I think I might be interested in picking that knowledge of yours.
Forgive my typos folks.

marycool18:
So you fixed your wedding date and invited both relatives, friends and foes to your wedding...
you went through the church service with nil complains...
Just when you were about to go for the nuptial dance at the wedding reception you are alerted by your chief brides maid that your bridal gown has been soiled from your menstrual flow, what the hell will you do??

dollyjoy:
sorry it coming late.

happy birthday to her but there are somethings my eyes can't ignore

SANDOSKI:
You chop craze abi....
You don forget say I senior you... No try me ooo

chai

SANDOSKI:
Ahhhhhha..... Make Smellymouth no see dis post....

*Op you are right.....



Vicstar my own don finish oooo

u dis girl nawa ooo your mumu no get part2

SANDOSKI:
I don tire to dey wait oooo..


Hunger dey catch me

come join me la

zaza999:
These days,you may meet a lady you have not seen before face to face but only through social networks,like facebook,2go,badoo,etc and start charting together only for the chat to end up with sleeping with her either she come or you visit her.During online chat,every form of romantic and lustful words will be going on to the extent that the lady will now be begging you for them to see and do it.On seeing each other,no much talk again,the body of the two are already charged waiting for the the already concluded online action to start.But this is the same ladies you will meet physically(face to face) to toast them only for them to be "forming" and acting funny as if they are not interested.

OP mehn, it aint true oh not even one is crushing on me sef one pms I never see

refiner:
.......

wetin I talk wey dey make u laff?

KingZeus:
Read somewhere earlier today that 'No two part lovers can remain "Just Friends" After a breakeup. Either they are still in love or they never were'


What do you think?


Is this true?

Smellymouth:
Lol.. My mail dey f** up.
Make I type reply give sandoski for bbm

Smellymouth:
Some babes go just fine like maamy water..

Oliviaarims, why u fine like that?

baba me I dey wonder dsame thing oh she no fit give lanïcky small

refiner:
....
I don't know if I'm an introvert or otherwise!....
my life looks confused sometimes!

Smellymouth:
High five jare!!

My real Gee

baba we dey wait for u,make u tell us something about that issue wey dey on ground na, sandoski abi no b so?