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firstking01:
Hehehehe, this one open mouth like a male virgin wey wan release for the very first time....you can imagine the shout

chairmoo!!

Smellymouth:
Am on my way

Make dem clear road for chairmo joor


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sai baba! We salute u

SANDOSKI:
Ewoooo


Nawoo for you...wetin I go do


Make I call my Oga smellymouth...

me sef wan dial am, d guy need to show

firstking01:
This one resemble one of the chibok girls from sambisa?

lwkmd

banmee:
I swear I nearly died of laughter after reading your comment. Best comment ever. You sir have won the thread. Take a bow.

SANDOSKI:
We dey come ur house to discuss with ur Mama wer we fit carry you go for deliverance.....

Chai ....

na white garment I dey go ooh

firstking01:
Chai, where you dey get all these funny memes...btw, thats kingkong that always beats it's chest whenever he's angry,,,,one of my favourite movies of all times and godzilla

slimthugchimee:
, one will opeb a silly thread to adverrise himself,. much respect romanceland ladies my respect

I was about saying something meaningful,but diz derailed me sandoski what's yo take on diz??

PunkyV:
Smh. It just went "wah wah wah". Meaning you just failed. Not quite hitting the right spots. Lol!

I said it south african kitty cat are very wide
How can yo pÛssy b as wide as that Then it has no value again na is a waste of time

SANDOSKI:
*Vicstar wen you go change.....

even my mama don tire for me

PunkyV:
Yeah, hence it is so special. Name a song & I'll trumpet it for you

I bet when I hit it from d back it will sing ma favorite song. wow! That will be one heck of a bang

enshi:
What a world... Is this really the end of times... I whole heartedly declear CRUSH on someone only to find out that its a fake account.... And now the dude is opening up to me that he is gay... My god.... Afternow i think i would gladly stick to front page matterz cos hmmm... For those real ladies out there who are beautiful enough to be real may God continue to enhance your beauty for the fakes i pray you find peace of mind... Well as a matter of fact this thread unconsciously lead me to ma real crush but this time i aint threading it.... Or do i

PunkyV:
Mine trumpets That's what makes it special.

trumpets?? Pûssy with trumpet??

SANDOSKI:

Vicstar come talk ur own. ..

ok, dis one go make sense back den when we gather up in a hall it used to be very crowded, so it gives me the opportunity to tap some of ma classmates ass badass!!

PunkyV:
I wouldnt let you touch a fingertip, let alone let you come near my pùssy. We can mud wrestle another day

what's so special about yo püssy, will i see diamond inside That ish dat looks like poo

firstking01:
Maybe because she be teenager naim make she no wan put pix so

MissRomantic:
Sorry! Just read ur siggy. Tnx 4 d advice tho.

Ur welcome

Greenbullet:
fatality@comment

yea just stating facts

salvation77177:
Despite all my efforts at making my wife reach orgasm during sex, she couldn't. From enough pre-intimacy to actual sex, I had tried the best I could but nothing happened.
She kept telling me she is not actually enjoying sex or feeling anything much during sex.
Could it be because she was a Virgin when we met.
In fact ,I don't know what next to do.
I will appreciate good advice from anyone out there who can help us solve this problem.

talk to her, then go see a doc to know if her nerves at that end are functioning very well.
Try to be observant,take time and talk to her about the issue on ground, study her body,gesture,mood,countenance etc know what works and what doesn't

MissRomantic:
You sound unserious. Pls stop quoting me. I don't like adults acting like teenagers. Thanks.

"people that are serious are in d hospital"
Anyway, anytime am here,am here for fun only advice don't be too serious because u might end up being unserious when yo are suppose to be serious #word

MiztaPorsh:
Well I don't know if this is a bad habit or not but it's something I really can't do without in a relationship.

I find it very difficult to date a lady that I can't kiss inbetween her legs before sex. I actually even prefer MouthAction and pre-intimacy to normal sex and I really love kissing a ladies Virginia alot.

Now I recently met a very nice lady and we have been really getting along so well and it happened that we have gotten so close and obviously sex is now involved. The only problem am having now is that I really can't kiss inbetween her legs because am not really comfortable with the odor of her Virgina fluid unlike other girls I have been with that I can even suck the fluid.

I am now thinking our relationship might not last because am unable to do that which I love the most and she is already expecting marriage from me.

I don't know what to do anymore please can anyone help me with a matured advice biko

MissRomantic:
Do me a favour, mind your biznes! Go to career section and show me your space..

don't be naïve my dear, if you are minding yo biz, u won't be on any social media, or diz forum WTF!

firstking01:
Your meme funny

baba na dat yeye girl wey no get d.p I bin wan quote

MissRomantic:
Not interested. Bye!

Adaure4ever:
The term "kiss and tell" is very common in the world of men,
and I am yet to see what they enjoy in this act even when they promise you not to do it.
Its very common in the area of Sex, A boy will beg a girl for sex, after she accept and both of you will go and "jigijag". After the sex romp, be rest assured that the guy is going to brag with it to his friends.
Its an irritating character.
I am not a victim of it But many girls have been put through emotional strain because of this act.
BOYS, Whatever that happened between you and that girl should be secret.. KEEP IT SECRET, you stubborn heads.
Thankz..

OP sincerely, I don't do that ama perfect gentleman, it all ends in d bedroom so uhm ehm can we hook up

rosalieene:
Have you ever felt so Embarrassed you wanted
to just vanish from the scene?

My wrapping skirt hook broke and my skirt fell off my waist to the ground!,It happened just directly in front of a popular boy in school then and some of my classmates and other pupils.... chai see embarassment. Till tomorrow I will never forget that incident. since that day till today I didn't even step my legs in the school again. For my mind they have seen my unclothedness lol.

chai.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, I just got off from work this evening and I began reading abusive texts from my male friend. He called me all sorts of names ranging from ediot to low life b!tch and everything one can ever imagine without any provocation.

It puzzles me because we just hung out two days ago. We dined out at this good restaurant and I even slept over at his house.

We even spoke on the phone yesterday evening. I just got off from work and happen to read the text which states, "How is my crazy Ogbanje doing?"
So, what exactly could be the cause of this whole problem?[/color]

madam check very well, dat yo guy must have a nairaland account

AuroraB:
wetin do your eye

the OP lie naim coz am