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Seun:
God created the first human couple and placed them in a garden with a talking snake and a tree that they were never to eat from. The talking snake convinced them to eat from the tree. For this, God cursed them and all human babies that would ever be born. Centuries later, God made a pact with a small tribe of shepherds in the desert - the jews. He would be their God if they followed his very strict laws.

God was surprised that the jewish pact didn't cause God to forgive all human beings, so thousands of years later, God prepared a new plan. God would impregnate a virgin, and she would give birth to God. God would grow up to be crucified for calling himself the Son of God. God's brutal murder by humanity would pay for humanity's sins against God. Then God would rise again after 3 days but only appear privately to his followers, proving that God was indeed the Son of God. Then God would chill for 30 days as God's followers met in a closed room, and afterwards God would descend on them in little flames of fire and cause them to preach God's good news in many languages.

Because of God's sacrifice, God would forgive any person who believed that God died for humanity's sins against God. After death, God would send the believers to a place where they would spend all eternity telling God how awesome he is. God would throw those who didn't believe this story or were not told about it into a lake of fire where they would be burnt alive for all eternity, demonstrating God's justice and love.

In an alternate reality, God said, "I'm angry that you ate from the tree". Adam and Eve said, "sorry sir". God said, "ok I forgive you". The end.

PiccoloBrunelli:
Hello? Earth to Project400. I repeat. Earth to Project400. This is 2016. Nobody does physical home button anymore. This is Earth to Project400. Over.

Seun:
Faith in anything that is not true is bad. More people have been killed in the name of God than in the name of the devil.

DoroBen:
That misstechy girl was so lucky. Just checked out mr techy omo see price on top of domain

chubbyG:
the last time i checked money can't buy dignity nor respect...,a typical Nigerian would say "it's good for them,wetyn Dem dey find for gay club"?,..... it's still d same set of blockheads that'll be screaming " say no to jungle justice" when a petty their is killed......
cause it's a gay club doesn't mean everyone killed were gays besides who are we to judge
double standard mofos
Always respect the dead...

RIP to the dead..

seyema:
Because that place is not a zoo