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Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha...this made my day!!!!!

nnamdiokere45:
collect ur share n disembark

true talk but this disembark u talk,u na German man.Aro Bagger!!!!!

2BB4CB3E:
hahahahaha! what i mean is that its cool to have one serious babe! but have other chicks on the side!
you can have strictly side chicks but even me that climbs any big yansh i spot! i still regard and recognize my girlfriend! thing is you cant kiss every-girl! cant be romantic with every-girl! there has to be a number1 but even my babe eh despite the fact that she is beautiful and is my number1 i stress her more than most guys will stress their side chicks! but its cool to have a number one but if you dont see the need for a number1 cool! that's allowed! but dont shut off ur emotional side bro! that's dangerous believe me!

lozzz..for me,no need to have a serious babe shaaaaa...na serious babes dey kill person fast unless the person applys ur rules...its alright..
I just keep wondering why women never cared for who care for them,never cared or have the dream of having a good man in their life.
My new ideology now is:To treat everywoman who comes my huz like a queen,once she leaves,i will forget anytin about her...i go as far as cleaning her legs...men,though i was geniue then but i still do them,but now with my Hrt Locked...
Sometims i clean her legs and call her idiot,fool, u will die soon,ewu,anu...hahahahahhhahaa...chaiiiiiiiiii

2BB4CB3E:
[b] step 4
fruit eating!

who ever told you that sex doesn't bring love is a liar, that desire to please the next person, is love, when you maintain a particular babe for too

long, for instance you are eating one particular fruit always! naturally you start having feelings for the person! that thing you all look at and say

its just sex is much more that that! funny enough girls have a higher tendency to fall inlove with a guy because she is sleeping with him, whether

you are good or bad, although good maintains and increases her affections! so naturally when you continue sleeping with one girl, ur love for her

grows, let me use myself as an example, i start having a sexual relationship with chioma, at first i just eat fruit and thats it, the more i continue

with just her, the more attached i become soon i will start kissing her, being worried abt her satisfaction, then (this is the dangerous part) i tune

her into the perfect partner so now she knows everything i like without me saying it, overtime i wont notice that i have fallen for her until i taste

another fruit and choma was on my mind all thru! thats when ure gone! i dont have a solution for this one! all i will say is this! Dont allow urself

get there! while ure enjoying chioma also allow urself enjoy others in-between! NEVER EAT A PARTICULAR FRUIT 10 TIMES IN A ROLL, ALWAYS

PUT GIRLS IN-BETWEEN
Be faithful to ONLY ur WIFE[/b]

am reveiwing ur post shaaa...am reading them everyday...
My advice or contribution on this Rule is this:No matter how u love a woman,no matter how u claim to foolishly love,Never,Never,i say never keep or Bleep one woman....
I use to ve the mindset before to keep and date one girl,but i kills faster than a bullet.....Have many women,and never stay focused to any of them...this as am doing will never make u fall in love...
For eg...u are dating one babe,u call her all times,sometimes she wont pick or busy ur line,u get worried,u wont eat,u wont do anytin,u keep calling but when u have like 5 or 6 babes,any person who refuses to pick,u go ahead and call another..
Keeping one babe is as bad buhari,lol..joking..its very dangerous!!!!!
Kudos @op

Bro morning sir...To be frank,This ur write up has become Bible for me...i Read it everymorning and nite before going to be bed.....It has saved me....after Reading the part of calling,i use to Remeber how i was calling like a fool...the idiot will busy my line and i will keep calling,Texting her to pls pick my call...ah tell ,since i ve come to digest dis ur post,am hating the babe like say make i shot am..lol..joke oo..
But the hatred i ve for is too much.
Now there is sometin i want to ask...Does it mean,that when a guy is after a girl,he shld call her very well and maybe after eating the fruit will now stop calling like before to avoid being or falling...
The fact is women knows when a man is caring....
I won the heart of the idiot cos i was too caring...i cook for me,clean her legs,massage her...men i do everytin to make her happy.
Am confussed cos if u dont care for a woman,u hardly get her..so are u saying we shld apply those rules after eating the fruit??

Simongm:
Oh, the app is for players! Running out of the thread>>>>>>>>

u will run and come back some day..lol......Write todays date down,u will someday hate being in love.....To be a player is all about smartness..Women are never worth loving!!!

Davland:
Can it work on Q10

for now its an apk fime meaning it works in Andriod,will look for BB own...

hoseamatoh:
https://www.today.ng/news/national/154094/presidency-blames-niger-delta-crisis-slow-2016-budget-implementation

liers...Let him go and cruch them naaaaaa.....No school in Nd,No hospital,Nothing...kudos Nda....Dont stop blowing the pipes

TastyTuoyo:
Thank God all men are not the same.
My dear brother, whatever you had experience with women that has built up this horrible assertion in you pls try and destroy it. Forgive and Forget. Women are priceless gems and they deserve every loving.

lozzzz..i just dey laugh u...
Well the truth is that women never deserve Good men in their lifes
its now i know its nt good for a man to be good to any woman!!!!!

Women are nt worth loving,for me they are just tools to be bleeped hard...very wicked souls!!!!

Good morning my good people Of Nairaland.Its ma pleasure to Contribute immensly here cos Romance Section has Helped me alot since i got Heartbrake from a woman i love so much.Truth is:No matter what u do for a woman,She will Cheat and break r Heart...
Never Trust any woman in this life.
I have come to understand that in a Realtionship,All u need is to BE SMART,pLAY UR CARDS WELL AND STOP BEING IN FOOLISH LOVE.
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This thread is for people who have made up their mind to be Players,then for those in StUPid love,it might still help but i urge u to be Smart:Simple.......
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To the matter:This is an andriod app u can use to hide apps,files and images in ur phone....i know u will say there are many apps for hidding when it comes to andriod yes but this app is the best,better and a must have for we Players. ....
The name is :Smart Hide Calculator,
its indeed a calculator but its main use is to hid apps,ur lover will never find out,the babe u are fooling will never find out...She can se it and do calculation with no knowledge of what is inside...
Link to get this app:
http://www.soft9.us/download.php?app_id=331079
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My Regards to my mentors in Romance Section:Paulkillerman,Obatemi and 2BB4CB3E.
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I could have dropped it in phone section but had a second thought to drop it here as it could be used as a device for Players and those who dont believe in love.......
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How to use the app.
1.download it from the above link
2.sect ur password
3.hide any folder
4.freeze any app u wish,its disappers from the list of apps u have....eg...i freezed by xsender and flasheshare......when the babes comes my house,she wont see any app to use and send files to her fone...player dey sweet oooooo lol.
Pls u can share other powerful apps u know........ah tell u its good to fool any woman who thinks she is fooling u.......

vayne:
So they didn't see Oba akiolu
Red days for the afonjas ahead

i wish it was that Vagina Big Mouth oba.....next is him...I love what is happening in Nigeria....Truth,Osibanjo is a puppet and the yorubas will suffer immensly...This is just the begining!!!..Hahahahahha..i love this News.....call me ipod,me no send,War is looming again and the old dieing Dullard does nt and will never care....

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nice write up but the truth is this:The Rudeness of women makes them never to get married on time...
Another thing is living a promiscious life at young age....This time they date like 100 men which lives them in the middle of the see.

BornnAgainChild:
Depends on the type of sisiter you refering too cos Sister pass sister.......

hahahahhaha...sister pass sister my dear!!!!!

foolinlove:
No contact is designed to help you get over heartbreak and move on quickly.

I must stress that there has to be a break-up for this to work properly for you. If there is no break up then you will always be wondering about something you never actually closed off (and no one needs those kinds of regrets). For this to work, there must be a break up. When someone treats you badly, and even though it makes you sad, you can break it off and use this no contact rule to regain your peace.

Why it works:
The ex's contact is a drug to those in love. You will crave their attention because every time you hear from them it gives you a hope things can be the way they were. When you have contact with them it will be like you are high on a drug - you will have a fleeting happiness moment.

Your happiness moment is linked to hope. You will be hoping, praying that they respond to you again. Then the cycle continues: you crave more contact, then you get some, your hope increases, then the hope fades, you crave more contact and so on. As the cycle continues you get addicted and you can't move on properly to be with someone who cherishes you. The only way you can move on quickly and properly is to BREAK THE CYCLE.

How it works:
When your love drops you, or they have cheated, say "ok. I wish you happiness." make sure all ends are closed off (like you don't have items at their house etc.) and then cease contact altogether. Remember, if they have cheated, they do not truly love you - you need to move on for your self and your peace. Do not forgive, because you will have suspicions and trust issues for the rest of your relationship and it will be miserable for both of you.

Do not tell them you are doing the "no contact rule" with them. Just be silent. Do not contact them no matter how much you want to. If they contact you, do not respond to their calls, texts, messages etc. Where you can, block their facebook, instagram, snapchat, whatsapp, EVERYTHING.

If you are strong enough, you can look at what they send to you. Cry, gnash your teeth, pull your hair, whatever. BUT DO NOT RESPOND AT ALL. Keep a diary of all the times you want to contact them instead. Day one, day two, day three, day four, day five and so on. Write all your feelings, talk to friends, but DO NOT CONTACT THEM. Even if they are begging you for one more chance, DO NOT RESPOND (see below for how this affects your reconciliation chances).

The longer you go not contacting them, the stronger you will be. You will start moving on and it will be longer between the times you think about them and crave them. One day... you will realise that you haven't thought about them for so long! When you do think about them, maybe your feelings have waned so much you wonder why you were attracted to them in the first place.

When to break the no contact rule:
NEVER. If you think that something is so important that you need to contact them, you can get a friend or a family member to do on your behalf.

If they contact you with this "come pick up the thing, or I need to pick up the thing, I need to tell you something", give their details to a friend or family member and let them respond to the request. Make sure you are not around to see them if they come to collect or drop off items at your house or school etc. You are to have NO CONTACT AT ALL.

The effect on your ex:
If you stay silent, it sends a message to your ex that you no longer have time for them. That they hurt you and you cannot be friends with them any longer. They will realise that you are better than craving after them. Your ex's respect for you will grow.

If they do want to be with you truly, believe me they will find a way to let you know - either through your family member or turning up on your doorstep to beg you. You will know when they are serious about you because they will say and do things they've never before. Do not accept a weak attempt at reconciliation. Only accept what you know to be serious and true. Remember: reconciliation is not possible if one of the parties has cheated.

If they don't want be with you, they won't try that hard. They will accept and you are free of them and their hurt forever. You have broken the cycle and you can move on to someone who can cherish and truly love you.

It is about you, not them:
No contact is about YOU - it is not about making your partner come back, even though the no contact rule can do that sometimes. No contact rule is a tool to give yourself some peace and some respect. It is a tool to help you MOVE ON. Most relationships end. ALL the guys/girls are the wrong one until the LAST ONE, the one you truly love and loves you with heart, soul and mind.

It is hard. It is very VERY hard. But you are worth it.

wow,the best....am happy to see this

Blackfire:
no u didn't upset me my dear..
I once lived a rugged life+ player + casanova ... I really lived a bad life.

For some years now i ve changed.. Living a celibate life, call it on a low key.

So talks like that trigger the already chained beast.

*walks out like a monk*

no wonder u lived a Rugged life...Thats the Probelm with Women..After living a Promiscious,idiotic Cheating life,u then need a man who will worship u like God...lozzz..I pity una...No wonder that Guy smashed ur hrt who knows wht u did to men.....what goes around comes around!!!!

schumastic:
abeggy, is it not women that made them that way, you ladies should not make one remember things they v forgotten

the fact is this:Everybody cheats but in the Game of love smartness is all u need...only fools Bleep one girl,fall in love or Trust a woman

foolinlove:
I'm no lesbian, I just hate men.

Lemme ask you this: someone gives you box of chocolates and you know that 90% are poisoned. Will you eat any of those chocolates since you don't know which ones are poisoned and which aren't?? I wouldn't. That's why I choose not to date anymore. 90% of men (probably more) are cheating a$$holes. I'm not going to let anyone cheat on me ever again.

the fact is this:Everybody cheats but in the Game of love smartness is all u need...only fools Bleep one girl,fall in love or Trust a woman

fbtowner:
ewwww who did this to u ?


take it easy dear op is an asshole

but u have been dating the wrong guy


and the problem is on ur mindset

ALL MEN DONT CHEAT i repeat ALL MEN DONT CHEAT

im 100% positive on this if u luckingly meet on u would remember my word

the fact is this:Everybody cheats but in the Game of love smartness is all u need...only fools Bleep one girl,fall in love or Trust a woman

foolinlove:
I was never side chick. But I will never be anyone's chick again. Men are just cheating a$$holes, if you truly LOVE you will not disrespect. I hate all of you.

the fact is this:Everybody cheats but in the Game of love smartness is all u need...only fools Bleep one girl,fall in love or Trust a woman

2BB4CB3E:
just reading the pain in ur words eh! ur wound must be fresh or old and really deep, its not just abt sex jor, i have gone after girls that have smaller ass than my gf, its just curiosity! the need to explore and find out, funny enough love wont make a man faithful grow up and stop deceiving yourself, i love my gf but i was with another girl on Friday! the only advice i have for you is this dear
ALWAYS MAKE SURE THAT URE NOT THE SIDE CHICK

hahahahah..Na her type mr Paulkillerman from PH dey call,Bleep hard and give 20k and she will forget the Husband or BF sef....Fools.....women are just meant to the bleeped hard........only fools Bleep one girl,fall in love or Trust a woman

piperson:
ur player level no be here.. infactu don finish d game. Ashewo grade 10

life and women has really Taught me never to fall in love again..Its better to be a Player than a lover....I ve now learnt to live a Pretentous life....I can tell u i love u while i dont ..Its all about the mind...Learn to use it.........
Will remain Gratefull @ op...will pm u now...check ur mail......
pls Create another topic here on how to woo a woman or how to initiate sex.

2BB4CB3E:
[b] lol yansh matter is always hard my brother, happened to me too

honestly eh, no matter what i say now, i doubt if you will listen

because when mine happened i didn't listen

thing is this, aside from the fact that she has hurt you,

you have 2 main problems that fuel this madness
1: its paining you that another man is enjoying that yansh i take it that its big! even more painful
2:you feel the need to prove yourself that you can get her back! its like a challenge for you!

first things first;

sit down and accept that she is gone, you will still see her around but accept it!

now that u have accepted that (look at it like a fone that you lost)

now delete everything about her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you know her number by heart then recite the number with errors

for instance like lets say her number is 0801234567

when u think abt calling her, play with the tot as follows 0801234847, 08012348576,

believe me do that for a while, even if it takes a month you will forget it!

now finally that honorable yansh lol, bro there are bigger asses oooo, dont be fooled better, softer. some that you can even taste
by just looking at it self

dont worry God arrange food plenty!

delete her number and watch how her leaves your mind slowly (ACCEPTANCE WILL GIVE YOU PEACE)

she is gone!!!!! you will still take a guys babe one day, its turn by turn

incase of next time dont call a girl like that ! IT NEVER WORKS!!!!!!!!!
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truth u are a saviour!!!!!
Pls ur number make we dey whats app naaaaa.....am on Revenge on women....

Well back to my story:Since i noticed she is a flirt,i dont do things that will make Jealous.....even if i caught another man Banging her,i will simply waite for my turn,....No be her Pussy dem dey Pound,no be she go Tire?...
She made me hate love...then i never wanted to cheat on her cos i wanted to Prove a point to her:That alll men are nt same but now menh,i have like 5 Girls contact.
I use to tell her that am Gratefull for meeting her in life cos she opened my eye

Antina:
Op, its not enough excuse to fornicate, if u are not careful enough u may even contact what u don't bargain for. Be careful. All girls are not same.

My little cent though

Character Keeps a Man Not Beauty,Money Keeps a woman Not Love....... ‪#‎ Fact‬

There is sometin u said that caught my attention.There is this girl i used to love..Men i did everytin for her that she even confess that am a dream man but i never kwe she is a flirt...she broke my hrt even to the extent of hidding in a car,when she saw me.....she is 100% cheater and 100% too Promsicious..U dont need a native doctor to tell u,but even after all this things,i still love.
She made me cry cos i gave her everytin but the The truth is that a Good man is nt what she wants in her life.....i dont love her again like before,even sef she is suspecting that i dont love like cos before,i dey Call her till she pick her call...I be what u call MUMU...even if the fone is off,i will keep calling it till she ons it...men i nearly went mad but this days.i call once,if she picks,we talk,if she dont i wont call again.
But after reading ur Natural Remedy for Heart Brake,i then Realise that her Yash is what am now after since am i dont love her again,so this always make me think of her all time....
So pls Prof how do i remove my Mind from the Yash

2BB4CB3E:
lmao

bro p.s drop ur number make we dey chat for whats app...am gathering force against women..dem wicked die eeeeeeee.....the likes of Paulkillerman,Obatami and u are now my Mentors......
Killerman believs in destroying the Pussy of any woman........

God bless u for this write up.....u saved many souls..i will meditate on this day and nite....tanks bro....chaiiiiiiiiii

2BB4CB3E:
alright let me be brief
never assume that ur boyfriend will marry you!
dont allow him to meet ur family!
dont get carried away by his looks or talents in which ever places his is talented
dont EVER allow urself to feel guilty or jealous! remember if you weren't amazing he wont be with you!
find his mumu button and hold control dont ever let it go!
be mindful of the mentally u give ur friends abt him
NEVER invest ur 5 kobo into a man unless he is ur husband!
always make sure that he says 'i love you 'first
deny him sex as often as possible trick is to maintain that desire in him
NEVER allow urself to be naked or walk around naked around him! if he turns on the light quickly grab somtin to cover urself! u have to maintain his curiosity
and lastly NEVER EVER allow him to realize that he satisfies you, be a mountain that he has to keep cracking his brain on how to conquer

make my babe no go read this one....she go use am against me...lol

AccessME:
I really don't know why Nigerian girls are like this no matter how you try to please them, make sacrifices to bring fort their needs to bear, they still go ahead to have side guys arising cases of distrust amongst pairs and I tell u.. when there is love, a Nigerian guy can go extra mile to keep his girl but Nigerian girls ends up sabotaging efforts made to them by guys. I am warning u guys.. i am not saying never trust but have limit in trust you have for girls because Nigerian girls can betray at anytime all is usually because of unsatisfactoriness and insatiable needs.

any man that loves a woman is fool