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Pussyassnigger:
Bathing at midnight and smoking around the house

So u will be smoking in the presence of ur Kids?

Kai! Make dem nor make dis Will Smith commit o!

3kay945:
Haha! Stop being pessimistic. What problems will engulf you for 365 days?

Be optimistic bro, wahala no dey finish.

Well, he actually said 'some days'!

ikevictor:
Sleeping alone on my bed or your body must not touch mine if we're sharing a bed at night.

Meaning u wont fvck ur Wife?? Abi na artificial insemination u wan do?

bluefilm:
Porning

Lols, see my guy dey Represent him name!

Op, u re very Right on the Number 2! Some Fat individuals will enter keke and stretch out their bodies to oppress thin pple! Fat pple, make una change o!

After Marriage, there are some stuffs the Society/culture expect you to Abandon!

Personally, Don't think i can abandon some Lifestyles!.

Mine is.

1. Going to Viewing centre at night to watch UCL matches. (The crazy banters and Gbasgbos is Epic )
2. Going to the Buka to eat Banga rice and Assorted meat!.
3. Staying up@nights to watch Sound city and MTV Base.

WHAT'S YOURS?

Help move to frontpage. Thanks!

FalseProphet1:
I see you posting with this your username by this time tomorrow. You're going nowhere.

This I have seen.

Lol, even me sef dey reason am! How will she cope without NL romance section Gbasgbos and redpill matter?

Hmm, OP! So u leaving for gud? I Will miss you sha!

Iyaebe:
Go away impersonator, settle your fight with him and stop been childish, I guess they banned your fake kris216 account

He is an impersonator, rite? because the main Kriss does not talk too much!

Tinubu and his boy Osinbajo wants to Trick/hoodwink Nigerians! Act like they re@war with eachother, then gullible Nigerians will give the oppressed one Pity votes!

Op, are u really Kriss216?? The real owner of the monicker is a No-send Guy! Not a moaner like you!

Remaining my other Babe who has been absent for 2 days now!

Na wa oo!

Praiseeeeee the Lord, Alleluya!!

Welcome back, Datboredberry!

True talk from Nemanja Vidic but him suffer for Fernando Torres hand dat year sha! Baba dey collect redcard anytime him face El Nino!

Dickson178:
My brother, this same thing is happening to me oh . Underage girl want me to disvirgin with my bigger dick , hmm! Well, to cut the story short, I try yesterday and e no gree pass , so postponed it to Sunday, definitely I'll be using cream that very day

See dis Lie lie pikin! Bigger dick kee you dier!

OP, I like ur honesty! Unlike some idiotic guys dat will lie dat the girl is 21yrs when she is actually 13! Just preach to this Randy teenager of the dangers of Early sex! Let her wait for d right time!

Call ur Sister MadamVanessa. Make she call any of her 'Uncles' in lagos to arrange apartment for you!

Lol, quite a funny story! Op, come and complete it o.

CsRockefeller:
I agree with you. It's disgusting.

Atiku has won English suit because of elections! Hw about that?

superemmy:
I wonder why ladies are like that. One even warned me embarrassingly at my office in a serious manner the way i joke with her.

Naxo i start to dey avoid her like lastma.

Only for her to tell me this week that I have the audacity to talk to another girl.

You need to see my confusion

Lol, dats how they are. They will have Feelings for a guy and be forming Classy chick or Big babe for him! Dey feel dat they re too Big to date d guy! Funny enough, dey still end up with Worse guys.

Wat is wrong with Guys diz days??

Premiumwriter:
God save us from karashika.

So tickling now done become sexual harassment?

Ogbeni, it is o! Even to tell a female 'wow, you re sexy or endowned' is harassment! Dats d new Western interpretation!

SilentQueen:
I find this quite funny

What are you gonna sue him for again

My gender sef

Lol, u sef tire! Don't be surprised if dis boy she is threatening stops tickling her and starts playing with anoda female, OP will start missing him or even hating him! Ladies re sth else!

Hehehe. Na from clap, dem dey enter dance. You and dat Nigga will soon fvck!

I wonder how this post has not made FP!

Hmm, Rainboot man don create post! Wahala dey!