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Lol, had many experiences as a kid! Dog once pursued me into a gutter! But now, once i am harmed with any small weapon like a stick, rod,etc can't run from any Dog!

OP, If the Guy is an only son or only child, he may be forced to live with his mother! In dis case, the lady must learn how to co-exist with her future mother-inlaw!

Hmm. See story. Likes if OP is blowing Big lies. Share if he is telling d truth.

Op, Na true u talk! Very nice observation!

Hmm, towtow issues! OP, It is when she is breathing slowly and using her hands to rub ur body while using her legs to kolobi you!

OP, You are good looking abeg! Since nah Girls u dey find, Just have Money, self-confidence and a strong Baritone voice!

MadamVanessa:




I am so sorry dear, I don't mean to hurt you. But I must say the truth.


You shouldn't be surprised or hate yourself if no girl like you, because of truth, no girl with her right sense will like to settle for a young man who looked like all those people bedeviled with down syndrome.

Haba, don't be hard on the young man! He is not looking bad@all! Kizz Daniel, Bella smurda and co are not that handsome o! Na Money and Fame help dier ministry!

siofra:
If I call you a goat now, lala will ban me but you think like one.

Hmm, see Yabbing! Diz nairaland babes really got bad mouths!

Gadafii:
Women are also very selfish and inconsiderate most times to their husbands

A man can be married to a jobless woman for many years, take care of the house and the household and there won't be any problem.

Let him be jobless for few months, everyone go know say na the woman dey take care of the house

Few months, u say?? See you o! Under 3-4 days, she will start grumbling or getting really paranoid!

The opening sentence of that tweet is very CORRECT! My female colleague always say 'God, i need a Man to help me think abeg'! Ladies natural need guys to emotionally and financially support them!

Jobless and entitled Girls everywhere! If Mosdii talk now, some NLanders go dey vex!.

Op, u have the body of a Gorrilla! No offense!

Richsteemit:
Chaiii!! Omo he dey pain this guyooo! Hate is real!!. Conte and ancellotti is better than guardiola. I'm short of words. With this your abule stats. Before guardiola came to man city, man city was a still a developing team.

For you to Say Man City was a Developing Team before the arrival of Guardolia shows you lack football knowledge!

I Suspect you are a Indomie Generation Lad!

Sorry, can't engage you further!

Angelfrost:
Guy... What are you saying na?!!

Abeg abeg... Put some respect to Pep Guardiola's name! Good or average squad, he will still excel!

What!

Bro, Guardolia CANNOT excel with an Average team!

Look@what Klopp achieved with Dortmund! Look@Conte with Tottenham currently!
Can Guardolia excel with such teams?

In the Coming weeks, he will be brutally Exposed!
Like in ten years ago (2012), he will leave for his Sabbatical with Tears!

Richsteemit:
See this hater. Overated coach that has turn premier League to farmers league. Man city is getting that treble this season. I'm a man u fan. But I can never hate a world class coach and my mentor. Whenever I'm playing FIFA I always play like guardiola. Best coach in history. Thank God real Madrid is a attacking team. Dem go collect aam woto Woto.

Some of you know how to talk Anyhow! Farmers league only with a single point lead over Liverpool?

Guardolia has won only 2 UCL which he did with Cheating!
Cheated Chelsea in 2009 semis and Arsenal in 2011 second round.

Conte has won 2 titles with relatively average Inter Milan and Chelsea. Simeone has won 2 la liga Titles with an average team!

Can Guardolia do that? Those two coaches are far BETTER dan him!

AAA593:
Did you watch another match? Taught city how to play violence football with counter attacks. Pep Flabbergasted at violence football. Shocking.

Defending one goal advantage in the second half is now a crime. You should be clapping for city. Nawa o.

When PSG went to play against Real madrid at Santiago Bernabeu, Did they play defensively to protect dier 1 0 lead?

Man City were simply Outclassed! They only shine when they meet Burnley and Newcastle!

DominionGreat:
It's obvious sense is far from you

SHUT UP and leave him alone!

Ath Madrid dominated Mancity yesterday! Klopp of Liverpool defeated that team 2 0 at that same Stadium earlier dis season!

Simeone is Better dan Guardolia! Even Antonio Conte is Better dan him!

He is a Damn, overhyped Mofo!

Dats y its called Champions League! Guardolia had a lucky Escape yesterday!

I believe Real madrid and Ancelotti will teach him a bitter lesson just like in 2014! Even Liverpool will win the EPL and FA cup! He MUST go trophiless into his Sabbatical!

Very Arrogant, Overrated Coach!

jrusky:
Don't mind them. Annie should stop breaking down in tears for God sake.

She should stop making 2face look bad to people if she is no longer interested she should quit the marriage or what type of nonsense is this?

What of if 2face is a Muslim and choose to marry as many wives as he want what will she do? Or is polygamy a sin? Bible did not say polygamy is a sin nor Qoran not traditional belief, so what is all these cry cry all the time?

Yes, 2face bleep by having plenty baby mamas but he had learned his lesson so Ann or whatever should move on or quit.

Annie is manipulative and using 'Victimhood tactics' to monopolize Tuface! Tuface too is forming Good boy/ladies man for social media. Lets pray dis woman loves him 4 real.

You see why forming 'Good boy' is Bad. Dictating to a whole Tuface on how to use his own Penis! Can she give Wizkid dis silly advice?? Baba no get time for rubbish o!

Candidlady:
Poor reasoning! She conquered y'all!

Since y'all wanna turn here to a RP gay orgy y'all can have it!!

Nobody Conquered anybody! She didn't leave with any Anger or ill-feelings for we, the guys. She left to focus on a project!

Okeatu:
Going to my mom over the weekend

Mummy's Boy spotted! If u marry a jealous or posessive wife, problem go dey o!

MeghaneMorgane:
Waking up late and sleeping late

Won't ur Kids need to be prepared for school?

Pussyassnigger:
Bathing at midnight and smoking around the house

So u will be smoking in the presence of ur Kids?

Kai! Make dem nor make dis Will Smith commit o!

3kay945:
Haha! Stop being pessimistic. What problems will engulf you for 365 days?

Be optimistic bro, wahala no dey finish.

Well, he actually said 'some days'!

ikevictor:
Sleeping alone on my bed or your body must not touch mine if we're sharing a bed at night.

Meaning u wont fvck ur Wife?? Abi na artificial insemination u wan do?

bluefilm:
Porning

Lols, see my guy dey Represent him name!

Op, u re very Right on the Number 2! Some Fat individuals will enter keke and stretch out their bodies to oppress thin pple! Fat pple, make una change o!

After Marriage, there are some stuffs the Society/culture expect you to Abandon!

Personally, Don't think i can abandon some Lifestyles!.

Mine is.

1. Going to Viewing centre at night to watch UCL matches. (The crazy banters and Gbasgbos is Epic )
2. Going to the Buka to eat Banga rice and Assorted meat!.
3. Staying up@nights to watch Sound city and MTV Base.

WHAT'S YOURS?

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