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Onanuga is like an Overfed Bingo!

Barking Woof woof woof without making any SENSE.

Who doesn't know Tinibu is a FAILURE as president.

JobAndVacancies:
that 420 one cup of rice go reach you?

Lol, good question o

It was the Stress of getting home to fetch money and coming back again that made me try to Manage the 1K.

The distance from the Market stalls to my house is very far and it was already about 7:40,8pm.

Zonefree:
Guy, you be wan use 1k cook rice for this present Nigeria? You get faith sha.

Lol,
But 2years ago or even 2023, This was a Possibility.

Infact, you could use 1K to eat Morning and Night food in a Buka as at 2019, 2020!

As I was coming from watching Arsenal vs Liverpool yesterday, I checked my pocket and saw 1K.

I decided to buy things to cook Oil Rice, instead of getting home to pick money and coming back again.

The woman told me Rice was 420, Egg 220 and with other little ingredients, my 1K started to struggle.

Back in 2015, My two pals and I will buy Spaghetti of 120, 3 Eggs of 90, groundnut oil and tin tomato and make Jollof at the cost of around 400.

But N1000 now is struggling to cook a Basic Oil Rice!

So I ask, HOW ARE YOUNG MARRIED GUYS COPING IN THIS ECONOMY?
I asked my friend and he said 'Na God dey run am'.

Police Work no be am @all.

WorldRichest:
LG will get their allocations directly, so evil governors cannot cheat the LGs again

University students school fees are being paid by FG in form of loans.

University ware getting monthly pocket money

Enjoying What?

Are you aware of the Brain Drain Statistics we have in Nigeria, currently

In UNIBEN alone, a Lecturer friend of mine told me 30% of the Staff have travelled abroad in the last 3yrs.

And how is Loan an Enjoyment for Students?

Lavor234:
Rice sellers and Dangote

How has Tinibu's govt favoured Dangote

Buhari Administration Favoured Npower beneficiaries.
Some of them even supported him in 2019 Elections because of that.

Now in Tinibu govt, are there Professions e.g Doctors, Bankers, Mechanics, etc
Whom are Enjoying some Benefits of his Regime?

drimzsmoke:
My penis

Hmmm. 🤨

This USELESS bulaba regime has Affected every Sane, Hardworking Nigerian.

Civil servants
Barbers
Betshop owners
School owners and teachers
Hotel owners,etc.

Only Agberos, Criminals, Drunkards and JOBLESS Boys like Helinius who still lives with their parents are not affected.

Continue to put in the Effort.🤨🙂

Kudos. 👍👍

YEYE, Incompetent Tinibu parading himself as president.

I thought his supporters said he will hit the ground running
While m0rons were claiming the regime will favour them.

Elon Musk sef na Pluto Boy
Him na Tesla kid.

ItisWell22:
Whenever it just crosses my mind that kids born when I completed my secondary education, are now in the university.

Omoooo

Hehehe. It happens. 😊🙂

It is a SIN for a Christian to use the mouth that should share the word of God
To be sucking Dicck and tewtew.

obonujoker:
Sex styles are not a sin on marriage....

The only thing I think is a sin is Oral and Anal sex

Ogbeni, the recognized sex style for Christians is Missionary.

Other Sex styles like Doggy, 69, CowGirl reverse, etc came from PORNOGRAPHY.

I

Clearly a Sin.

Some sex styles are from Satan e.g. Doggy, Wheel barrow, One Leg up, Angle 90, CowGirl and others.

Nplfmod
Take to FrontPage.
Thanks.

Nplfmod.
Take to FrontPage.
Thanks.

Nplfmod.
Take to FrontPage.
Thanks.

'Don't make any form of Noise at night'.

Such a Timely thread and a FrontPage material.

In a state like Edo with Universities such as UNIBEN, AAU, Auchi Poly, Benson Idahosa University, etc
It is an Illiterate that 'wins' their Governorship election.

Simply means Education is a WASTE in Nigeria.

danijesus:
This thread is unnecessary

See your mouth.

Why is it is Unnecessary?😏

Even in the Edo Election,some APC Tribalistic m0rons were still looking for ways to Drag and mock Igbos
As if Igbos had voters Cards to vote or Have any Business in the Elections.😏😒

[quote author=WhizdomXX post=132123222][/quote]Ughelli voted Omo-agege?🤨

I heard the Governor wanted to Fix the Project in Otowvodo Junction and His moves were Rejected.

Aristotle, with Quotes such as
*Man is a Political animal
*You are what you repeatedly do.

BTW, Our nairaland Mods won't take this Post to FP o.

Na to Fill the Frontpage with USELESS Wuruwuru APC victory in Edo state.

OP, Why is Ughelli excluded in this Gov's Flyover project?

APOPTOSIS:
😭😭
Make moderator no send me virus
70% women, 30% men
First 20

2251794046.
Zenith Bank.
Savings.

Mods allow this Good Samaritan to help us Abeg ehn. 🙏😟😒

Wetin Portable find go Benin

The YEYE Boy went to waylay either Tinibu, Atiku or HE Peter Obi for Begging if any of them show up for Campaign.

Oboy In this terrible HUNGER regime of Tinibu/APC,
any Family that sees any Young Man that is coming to marry their Daughter, should throw Baki and Celebrate. 🕺💃💃🙂

Average Nigerian 'Give me something' Mindset.

Collect 2 Cups of Rice from Politician Today, and Cry about Fuel Price tomorrow.

Helinius, get a Life!☹️

At 35yrs, you behave like a 12year old boy.😟

Get SENSE plz. 🙏

Angelfrost:
Okay... At this point, I'm already laughing!


Please, wake me up when Police and Army embark on their own strike.

When he go Happen, e go be like Film for your Eye.😏

One Mistake Tinibu made is making a Yoruba man Chief of Army staff, because of his Stupid Tribalism. ☹️

In the Army Circles, Yorubas are not that Respected and since when Lagbaja Man took over,
things seem to have Crumbled in the Nigerian Army.😕😕