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Buhari u really tried ....

This write-up focuses on the things ladies do, or how they
act when they are no longer virgins (though you might call
this general generalization) Just sit down, relax and read
meticulously 10 Ways Ladies Behave That Show They Are
No More Virgins


1. They Are Quick To Anger When Asked if They Are
Virgins
You heard me right.. Research and findings have shown
that non virgin ladies are very quick to anger if you inquire
about their sexual lives. The virgin ladies may smile and
keep quiet when asked; but to the non virgin ladies, they
will flare up and will embarrass you. You will hear
something like, is it your business if I’m a virgin or not?


2. They Become Moody
Don’t get me wrong because I’m not trying to say that a
lady who suddenly becomes moody has lost her virginity,
but all I’m trying to say is that, when a lady just recently
lost her virginity, she becomes incessantly quiet for a few
days. She may lock herself up in her room probably
because she has something up her sleeves.


3. They Pick Quarrel At The Mention Of The Word Virginity
You heard me right. I have noticed that many non virgin
ladies are usually uncomfortable when you place so much
emphasis on virginity. It’s either they verbally attack you,
or they tell you that you are still immature and really need
some maturing to do



4. She Becomes Outspoken On s*x Discussion
Many virgin ladies tend to be quiet when people discuss
s*x (though not in all cases). However, she used to be
timid before when she was still a virgin, but when she’s no
longer one, she may not be shy to take part and air her
views when s*x topics arise.



5. She Hovers Around Lecturers’ Offices
I’m a living witness of this. As a student, I have seen
some ladies hovering at lecturers’ offices even when they
have been told about how people avoid the lecturers
because they are known for sleeping with students. These
ladies are like, I only often go to his office see him and
nothing more. *if I hear*.




6. They Live a Life Of “Don’t Judge Book By Its Cover
Yes it’s true that we should never judge a book by its
cover, but it’s paramount to know that the world is fast
evolving into a different thing entirely. Despite the fact
that one’s appearance is the first letter of
recommendation; virgin ladies mostly tend to maintain
their natural look, but talking about the non virgin ladies,
they can spend eternity of the cosmetics shops painting
their faces just as we used to draw apples and yam on
drawing book when in KG classes, they wear waist chain
and won’t be shy to flash it when on okada. This is done
to attract various species of guys.



7. They Mostly Scam Guys
Yes many virgin ladies are usually very proud and tend try
to hold themselves in dignity. A guy will have to pester her
on a date before she finally agrees; but to a non virgin
lady, when you invite her on a date, she will bring gangs of
friends without even informing you. This is a bid to eat
your money ��.


8. They Upload Boobs/Buttocks Revealing DPs
In my personal belief, I have come to conclusion that
ladies who upload boobs and buttocks reveal pictures on
social networks are most likely not to be virgins; because,
virgin ladies seems to be somewhat shy to do that poo.



9. They Will Rain Curses On Me
You heard me right. For a write-up like this, they will storm
and rain curses on me. They will give reasons to justify
their act ......feel free to add the last one Thanks for
reading.
Have fun7

modath:
Aregbesola drropped the ball with his fiscal indiscipline but why the excessive attention on him when he is not the only gov owing ?

Where was the PDP when suswan was owing teachers for over ayear thereby keeping the primary school kids home for that year?

PDP should stop rejoicing over the state workers misfortune, Aregbe will survive the threats & moves (will pay this month), the workers may not be happy presently but he is the best Gov the state has ever had..

The seat will not go to Omisore even if he is impeached,so what's the Joy about

if aregbe is owing ur dad 7 month salary u wont be here talking trash

God of mercy i recommend no 11 for any 1 who engages in gay marriage or lesbianism in Nigeria

i was at fidelity bank at ikorodu 2day kom see crowd i was no 178 me no wait ooo

singer ty bello shares photos of her twins they are really cute...

Lagos – Some residents and business operators in
Ikorodu area of Lagos on Thursday, expressed
satisfaction at the cancellation of the annual tradition
Oro festival.
Oro festival is traditional festival that restricts
women and non indigenes’ movement, paralyses
economic and social activities in the town for its
duration.
Some of the residents and business men said that the
cancellation of the 2015 Oro festival was due to the
absence of a traditional monarch in the town.
They said that the festival, which was scheduled to
hold on May 16, was cancelled because there was no
king to give approval.
Mrs Silifat Adeyemi, a pepper trader at Ayangburen
market said, “I am so happy that the Oro festival has
been cancelled for this year. If it had held, we will
not be able to come to the market as our movement
will be hindered.
“I am trying to save money from the profit of my
trading for the balance of my children’s school fees
and unhindered trading activities is very crucial to
me right now,” she said.
Mr Femi Awobona, a bricklayer said, “normally, I give
my wife money for house upkeep on Saturdays but
when she told me about the Oro festival scheduled
for Saturday, my heart sank.
“This is because I knew I have to drop money before
then and I didn’t have any money. When I heard
about the cancellation of the Oro, I leapt for joy
because God saved me from disgrace,”Awobana said.
Mr Innocent Ekegazie, an accountant, said that the
Oro festival practice was archaic, barbaric and should
be abolished by the government.
“The Oro tradition is an infringement on the rights of
residents of the town and its practice is long overdue
for abolishing .
“It is not an ideal practice and the world is too
civilised for such an outdated tradition.
“It is unimaginable that on the day the festival is
celebrated, we can not go out, businesses will not
open, markets will be shut, even beer parlours will
not open.
“The government should intervene and ensure that
the cancellation is permanent. We do not want Oro
festival again in Ikorodu,” he said.
It will be recalled that since the death of the last
traditional monarch, Oba Salaudeen Oyefusi, on Aug.
2, 2014, a new king is yet to be coronated in the
town.

The White House was briefly put on lockdown
Thursday as the Secret Service detained an individual
for flying a small drone in an adjacent park.
President Barack Obama was not in the residence at
the time.
In a statement, the Secret Service said the individual
was seen flying the Parrot Bebop device in Lafayette
Park at an altitude of about 100 feet (35 meters).
He was detained by uniformed Secret Service officers
as the park — filled at lunch hour on a sunny spring
day — was swiftly evacuated and the White House
was briefly put on lockdown.
“As a precaution, the small UAV was swept and
declared safe,” said the Secret Service, which
released a photo of the red quadracopter — a
popular consumer model with a video camera built
in.
The operator was later identified by the United
States Park Police as Ryan MacDonald, 39, of
Vacaville, California.
That police agency said in a statement that the man
was arrested “for violating federal law.” It did not
elaborate other than to say MacDonald was cited and
it is to appear in court.
Obama was meeting Gulf leaders at his rural Camp
David retreat in Maryland at the time of the incident.
Flying drones of any size is prohibited within the US
capital — a point that the Federal Aviation
Administration is underscoring in a “no-drone zone”
publicity campaign it launched earlier this week.
In January, a DJI Phantom drone — another
consumer model — crashed onto the White House
grounds after it slipped out of the control of the
federal employee who was flying it in the early hours
of the morning.
The incident was deemed to be an accident and no
charges were filed.
A similar Parrot Bebop, weighing about one pound
(500 grams), was flown indoors in January at the
Capitol during a House of Representatives committee
hearing on unmanned aircraft technology.


dailynewsleaks.com/news/news24coke-small-drone-puts-white-house-on-lockdown

Lala247:
Yes ok .. Made some new bombs .I'll show u the pic
Let me not derail his topic

u already did dat Anyway I wuld like to see d pic too ;-)

ASABA—Nsukka indigenes, under the auspices of
Asaba, Delta State, chapter of Nsukka Platform,
yesterday demanded the appointment of Enugu
North senatorial indigene as a minister in the
government of President-elect, General
Muhammadu Buhari.

The group in a statement by its chairman and
secretary, Dr. Pius Ike and Dr. Leo Abonyi
respectively, said: “The Constitution of the Federal
Republic of Nigeria provides that every state in the
Federation is entitled to a ministerial slot in
reflection of the federal character principle.
“This being the case, it then becomes imperative that
Buhari should endeavour to uphold this constitutional
provision in choosing ministers from every state,
while insisting on credibility and competence.
In order words, it is expected that the APC
government should ensure that every part of a given
state in the federation, including Enugu, is given a
sense of belonging in ministerial appointments.
“It is expected and only proper, that the president-
elect takes cognizance of the fact that in Enugu State,
only two of the three senatorial districts in the state
have been producing ministers since 1999 when the
country returned to democratic rule.
“In fact, it is on record that the Enugu North
Senatorial District (Nsukka Cultural Zone) produced
its last minister in 1979 during the Second Republic,
in the person of Chief D.C. Ugwu, the then Minister
of Health. Since the country returned to civilian rule
in 1999, the Nsukka people that constitute over 50
per cent of electorate of Enugu State, have not
produced a single minister.
#www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/give-us-minister-
nsukka-people-tell-buhari/

O boy fine girls dey nairaland oh! Chk d PICS of doz dat comment

ginawest:
what a thread!

hello senorita

UOP LLC, a Honeywell company, yesterday,
announced that its process technology, catalysts and
proprietary equipment will form the basis for the
largest refinery in Africa, reducing Nigeria’s
dependence
on imported fuels and petrochemicals. Dangote Oil
Refining Company selected UOP technology for a
world-
scale integrated refinery and petrochemical plant to
be built in Lekki, near the capital of Lagos in
southwestern Nigeria.
“UOP has been designing state-of-the-art refineries
and
petrochemical plants for more than a century, so we
are well-
equipped to help Nigeria develop a massive new
installation to
meet its domestic needs,” said Pete Piotrowski,
senior Vice
President and General Manager of UOP’s Process,
Technology and
Equipment business.
“This project will enable Dangote to improve
Nigeria’s oil refining
capabilities, reduce the country’s dependence on
imports, and work
to revive and transform the Nigerian economy,” he
said.
In addition to processing crude oil to produce high-
quality gasoline,
diesel and jet fuel that meet Euro V specifications for
reduced
emissions, the new facility will produce world-scale
quantities of
polypropylene, a key petrochemical used in plastics
and packaging.
UOP technologies at this facility will include: the UOP
Resid Fluid
Catalytic Cracking process to produce transportation
fuels from
crude oil. It will also supply propylene, which will be
used as a
feedstock for polypropylene.
Others are The CCR Platforming process to produce
high-octane gasoline blending components; the
Unicracking process to produce diesel; the Penex
process to produce high-octane gasoline and the
crude
distillation unit (CDU) design, which will be provided
by UOP’s alliance partner, Process Consulting services.

Akkord4gov:
Probably,OP has been dating ugly girls

lol

Summer1:
Lol,wicked op..how handsome re u?

lol don't mind me ... I'm not dat bad

Twaci:
Are u calling me ugly?

I wouldn't dare ....

Ha!! Some guys are wicked. They just sit
and wrote down these signs of how to
know you are ugly as a girl. This isn’t personal
anyway. If any of these
situation have happened to you….no be
my fault. Lol.
1. Ugly girls will tag 100 people in a
picture and still get 2 likes, Probably from
her family members. 2. Dudes will feel free when
talking to you
because they see you as another fellow
dude. Some will even seek your advice
on how to woo another girl.
3. When a group of girls wanna take a
picture, they hand over the camera to her. If you’re
that girl, then you’re ugly.
(no one needs to tell you)
4. If no guy has ever paid your transport
fare in a public bus, then you have to do
something about your looks.
5. Whenever there is drama rehearsals in your
church, they always select you to
play the role of a witch, vampire or
demon.
6. Most girls with sweet names on
facebook and twitter like “mo cute”, “pink
Berry”, “Sexy Diva Queen”, “Nicky” are usually very
ugly
7. Ugly girls won’t even like this post and
would comment harshly because they are
angry with me right now for exposing them .

MsPat:
You want make the man give yu quit notice, okwa ya?! Berra play it cool...

thanks I'll heed to ur advise

bighead1:
Free rent things on point

lol I swear itz nt abt d rent itz all abt d girl I don't want to loose her to anoda guy

Osirimononaye:
Bro, just take it easy and calm ur mind, a girl can't keep it that much from a guy she'll surely, give u confirm green light, so chill and sip some orijin.

thanks man I'll wait a bit

MsPat:
You want make the man give yu quit notice, okwa ya?! Berra play it cool...

lol datz y I wanna play safe buh I don't want sumoda guy to take her away frm me

faith551:
Lol, u just made me remember something.
I packed into my new apartment in school, from the first day my landlords daughter had her eyes on me, maybe her dad noticed it.
On the day I was going to pay the rent, the agent told me that the landlords daughter is a no go area for me, damn!!!!!! Right in front of the girls father, looked like they already discussed it
So Bro, if you like the neighbourhood and wanna stay a while, it's a bad idea.

lol her parents are not alwayz around dey come bak only at weekend buh I don't want hurt dem or their daughter.....

Feranchek:
At 1am, I can understand the op.... buh not the others above me!!! Una nor dey sleep!!

Op, I've been there before. What I did was simple. Let her see you often with ONE gurl. Note her reaction(s) (words and/or deeds)
Playfully say something relating to her boyfriend "....what if your boyfriend wants you do go with a party with him...." (you get??) Note her reaction(s). If you're sure from all these that she really wanna go into a relationship with you, then tell her this playfully "... imagine you're my girlfriend now, we won't be playing like before..."

Feranchek

thanks man lemme try dat coz I luv the way we play with each other. I don't wnt that friendship 2 end

jworos:
Dude dey plan to stay free house till he graduate!

LOL :-D I love d girl for real I need advice

sinaj:
Dnt take her parents humbleness for granted if u knw ur feelings aint genuine

if she loves u too, u guyz can start on a low key

but u gotta b careful

thanks ..I luv her if possible I can marry he buh I'm still in skul I like the way we talk I knw if I start dating her we won't play with each other like bfr I don't want dat situation

IamOdin:
Use ur brain.

I don't get u

Hiii guyz plzz I need ur help on this I skul at osun state uni nd I stay at sadiat osogbo I rented a roon self contain nd my landlord his one of d most humble man I have eva seen even his wife they treat me like their child buh! I'm in LOVE with their daughter nd I'm also sure she loves me but I don't want to spoil d relationship btwn me nd thE parents nd I don't want to destroy me nd d girl friendship plllzzz wat do u guyz tink ......

Rose2014:

Me n u will trek together

I'm also going with u guyz this time we are trekking to saudi arabia

Shezhawt:
Not funny at all

did I say T'was funny oh sorry ;-)

Very funny nigerians no dey carry last

As a delta boy I've alwayz dreamt of being an igbo ohhhhh my God dis is awesome odikwa very awesome

Lil Wayne ---- how to love ... I loved her buh I later heard she had HIV thank my stars I no enta d place