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She still looks good.

nice

What are you guys blabbering about?

what kind of inspiration can one get from beer drinking especially for ladies?

Nothing meaningful I'd say.

Come to think of it, I evn think that the Government descriminate against them.in the military.

Else, why do we never see them in the army, navy or airforce?

holythug:
yea, y can't we be given reasons why they shouldwell i blive some take it for inspiration

Beer Inspiration? ha!

@Poster

Chei, see wetin your "appauling" and "appaling" don cause for nairaland
You don go put leg inside aboki shit.

Sorry O!

I hate men who are so egoistic!

X-ray

Her butt is outta this world.

No wonder Reggie Bush dey kolo for her!

This poster and Kanu sef

*Signs*

Ini Edo is beautiful!

obongyi:
And if you don't want to answer,don't bother disgracing yourself by leaving dumb answers

if you do not know, you are the one disgracing yourself with all these threads about Kanu.


And we would not stop giving u answers to your dumb threads until you leave kanu alone!

I go for Nonso, but Mike has really got a nice diction.

obongyi:
Who thinks Amarachi got married to kanu for his money

What business of yours what any body thinks?
Come oh, how the thing dey take affect you sef?
Are u a spurned lover of kanu or what?
Abeg live Amarachi alone jare! Whether she marry for money or not should not be ur headache!

Genny is pretty, but Ini is sexy as hell!

Did u hear that another word for love is pain?

Jealousy ain't such a bad thing if it is channeled towards a good motive and it is regularly put under check.

Our God himself is a jealous God

ndumart:
@Incagold
Of course we choose people we fall in love with.why havent u fallen in love with mad people, lepers and their likes since u can't choose who to love?. Love is a thing of the mind. Did he not know his sister in law before he got married to the wife? O give me a break. this is pure lust

This is a fact. we choose who we fall in love with.

me

An Albino is an afi

sorry oh

As far as I am concerned, the husband is a scum and the sister a bitch!

No wonder some wives dont allow any of their relations especially women live in her matrimonial home. Who could blame them?

topup:
[color=#cc0066]'HA! You don't? Tell her Matthew' At this point Matthew calmly walks over to Katie, and with a menacing look in his eye he begins to say;
'Natalie is everything I need, I was supposed to move with her abroad. But you had to just make things so hard. I asked you for the money to buy the tickets but you declined.' Tears rolled uncontrollably out of Katie's eyes. 'Now you're going to have to give me the money now, by force!' He snatched her mobile from her hand, her purse, her credit cards, he ripped the necklace he bought her for their one year anniversary. He grabbed her earrings, engagement ring and paused one moment as his gaze drifted over her cleavage. At this point Katie, wanted to punch him, but her hands were tied back and she could not move.

'Sayonara!' Matthew and Natalie yelled as they both ran outside and climbed into Katie's car. She suddenly relaxed and collapsed on the floor as soon as she heard the noise of the engine fade away. 'Hmmmmmm' Katie did not waste a second, a plan was already brewing in the back of her mind. Logic dictates that she should have been angrier at her own flesh and blood, but Katie was angrier at Matthew because to her Natalie was like a stranger.

In the car both Natalie and Matthew laughed as they both congratulated each other on their fool proof plan. 'Baby, you were amazing! Tonight! I'm going to make it up to you.' Natalie said. 'Matthew, you better do, I had to put up with that bitch for almost a year.' They exchanged a very wet and passionate kiss and the car swerved. 'You arsehole! Don't kill us!' Matthew put his eyes back on the road and they drove to a hotel in the city centre.
There was something quite right about the two of them, deserving each other, both had become the worst they could be, Natalie betraying her only sister and Matthew using the sister for sex whilst longing for the older one.

The atmosphere was charged with hormones and the two of them looked at each other. It wasn't desire, it was greed, greed to take as much from the other, hopefully a compromise would be reached, where both of them would take each other to a climax. As Matthew and Natalie began the kissing frenzy, with his eyes closed, Natalie quickly reached into the bedside table and pointed a gun directly in the centre of Matthew's face. 'Stop. Right. There. She said' Her eyes ablaze with a sinister expression.

Meanwhile, Katie sat on the bed and began looking for something in the room, anything, any proof. The flat was empty, no letters no detail. It would be hard to prove that this was Matthee's regular accomodation since there was nothing left in the house and Matthew had only 'moved in' today. For all she knew, he could have broken into the house. She wasn't that bothered about not being able to report either Natalie or Matthew because what she had in mind was something she wanted to do as quick as possible and sweep under the rug. It would not do good to bring police attention to such a thing.

There was a knock on the flat door just as Katie was about leaving, and her train of thought ws interrupted. She hoped it wasn't the owners of the house, as she tip toed to the front door. 'It's Me!'
Katie's heart beat stopped for at least 3 seconds, and then she slowly opened the door.'
'May I help you?' She answered naively. 'Matthew!' Her shock was written all over her face!
He stepped back as if expecting a slap or worse a knife wound or gun shot wound. Putting his arms protectively over his chest and crossing his legs. 'You came back?'

He was genuinely surprised at her response and started blabbering the events of the night to Katie.
'Please, Katie, she made me do it, she had a gun to my head, and she said if I hadn't followed her that she would have killed you.'
'That's terrible, what are we going to do.' Katie replied.
'I don't know.'
'Where is she?' She asked.

'I have no idea, she dumped me at the side of the road.'
It was at this point that her gaze drifted to his unclothedness, and Katie tried to wipe the slight smirk off her face.
'Well come in then'
This was just too good to be true, Katie thought. . .
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I'm such a cheat, but y'all complaining it was getting boring. . ., it's still a game! Feel free to add more!

Must you always write so a long a story?
Make it brief girl.
you said five lines initially abi?

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided
not to report it because the thief was spending less
than his wife did.

too bad for d wifey, serves her right

dry *hisses*

Dear Nlanders, this is the reason why women should avoid taking alcohol or this would be their portion!

Good relationship? yes
perfect relationship? No

@Topup

I feel you girl.

His good naturedness
His career
His physique
His Voice
His family background

Let her go dude. Don't waste all that love on her.