₦airaland Forum

emmalexabl:
Afeniferere are bunch of confused old fools who decided to chase rat when their brown roof house is on fire..
Fulanis have been desecrating their land and kidnapping their obas and they never coughed.,so how come eze ndigbo (igbo affair).,is giving them insomnia ??

This generation of yorobass are FOOLISH AND DEVILISH !!

It is easier to stay in front of a cheap device and write that another tribe is foolish and devilish. But please resist the temptation of drinking there water and eating there salt so that your generation shall not be cursed.

Lagos command should seek training from Phc command.

menix:
Make she even do go acquire husband.

Husband you said?
Dem dey pick am for book shelf?

It was an impressive move. Unconfirmed news had it that one of the robbers was caught and private security gunned down.

raymondk:
Fayose has said it all and I wonder why some nairalander cannot appreciate d truth. Nigeria is going back to d era of political winch hunting that occcured during obasanjo regime. Obasanjo should go back to jail if we are ready to fight corruption truly.

It does not matter which name you call it but if you are not a thief or have a kleptomaniac as a friend no one will call you a thief.

It was not funny when we caught a female student union exco holding the wall while bleeped from behind by a year lower student. She had a room for herself in the female exco block. School press had a feed day on her.

I was also caught red handed when i was doing my IT with Guinness Farms in Niger state.
We were in Lagos to play MD's cup with Ikeja brewery. We were lodged in Ikeja capital city hotel right there in Oba Akran. A party was organised for us, there was this IT girl that we did medical together in Ikeja brewery that i met in the party. After dancing for a while, i told her she might need to rest so i gave her my hotel room key. I sneaked out of the party to meet her in the room, due to my inexperienced my only condom burst while struggling to wear the rubber. I then decided to let her go back down stairs.
However while the party was going on she decided to come and sit with me on the couch hand rest, i started checking out her exposed laps.This made me to walk her out to the outside bar. Alone with her , i carried the beautiful damsel on the table and i f....
While this was going on a friend traced me there with sound mixed with pleasure coming out from her and saw the babes using her hair to rub the drinks that splashed on the table. After the whole events i realised i bleeped without condom. I took some capsules the following morning.
At every seminars, school and church events where they teach about HIV my mind raced back to that events

SSpeter:
lemme be cautious with my language....dude it's a university of technology all their courses are 5yrs for Btech they even use "school" and not faculty....ensure you know something before you doubt

Op No matter how hard you try, you can not convinced all the doubting thomas on nairaland.

Idontbilifdis.

This is an humanly caused tragedy. I curiously waiting to see who get punished for this.

As much as i respect their faith but i can not understand this.

hedonistic:
Same here man. I have flown Dana exclusively for the last 2 years or so. Apart from it's relatively cheaper air fares (Arik is disgustingly overpriced for nothing), the odds that Dana will crash is close to zero. Why? Nigerian aviation history shows us that no airline has crashed twice.

If there will be another air crash of a popular airline, it wouldn't be Dana. The likes of Arik and Aero, hmmmm...... Fliers beware. Na Turn by turn.

Fear current just passed through my body after reading your comment.

I am sure he was sitting at the back seat without strapping his seat belt. Common culture among the rich and security operatives.

dandollaz:
Amechi is a big thief,i stay in ph and i know how rivers made alot of money under his administration but noting much to show exp sch n health centers.he should go round and see what wike is doing within 2 months.pls go and sit down for your poo n allow wike to cont his work yu must bring rivers money back.people who praise amawusa in this forum should visit akwa ibom his counterpart will call ameachi barawo,ole in obj voice.

You knew Wike is only patching potholes and resurfacing existing roads, which is quite good. But to say on this forum that Rotimi only built school and health center is mischievous. If i do not know any road built or expanded by RTH, i know of old aba road artillery to slaughter, rumuobiakani to aba expressway, Ada George road by mile 3 to location, rumuosi flyover, choba NTA road and the popular owerri port harcourt road.

Sorry my dear.

But Southerners that he could have appointed were been run down by there people.

Did you guys noticed that the nomination letter was signed by group of Princesses.
I have not seen where Princesses are in charge of nominating of an esteem position.
However do they pick Oni from maternal lineage? Just curious.

But you just still have to protect what you have. I met so many black that wish they are africans. Some are still traumatised whenever you talk about the slave trade. President Obama is a lucky man because he is traced to Kenya. Even the Jamos are not as lucky as Nigerians. Recent Osun festivals in Oshogbo, come and see several Caribbeans saying that they are Yoruba indigenes. And here you are fighting each other on net.

Nicepoker:
both of them were inside the vehicle.

Yes i understood but all i knew she could not have responded faster than the dog.

Gurgle:
I dont think there was time to run out with the child since the dog had already started getting angry. If she had gone for the child, the two of them would have started dragging her

It would have been better to stab the dog in the eye with something to weaken it or distract it, because you have a low chance of getting to the baby first

Nna mehn..I hope I can remember all this grammar im spouting if the time for me to fight a dog ever arrives...chai...
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By the way, theres nothing spiritually wrong with the dog people.

Do you know how the couple must have been pampering that dog through all their years of childlessness?

When the baby came, the family transferred all their attention from the dog to that child.

Nothing spiritual about it, its just common jealousy and it happens a lot

And I agree with drabeey about culture..people take it too far..a dog is an animal and treating it like a person is just deceiving yourself [/size]

I could not have said it better you just wrote out my mind.

Nicepoker:
U ran out of the car to call madam. Why didn't u take the baby along.

If she had tried picking the baby she would have been bitten.
The dog must have noticed attention was giving to the baby more than her. A beast is a beast no matter how you treat them animalistic behaviour must surface.

Atlantian:
Lagos-Seme Border is still open and Customs Officials are still taking 50 naira to pass people. Idiroko bush tracks are free way. Niger-Nigeria Border, Cameroun-Cross River Border and Benue Borders are still open. What are we doing about those ?

Why using this forum to do sale out, only because you have #100 ten MB on your phone.
STOP exposing nation to risk.

A guy gatecrashed test and interview my wife conducted for her company. A south african colleague declined to interview him but they eventually agreed to hear him after he gave out the name of the casual staff, a cleaner that linked him up. They were shocked to find out he was better than the chain of people that attended the interview. He got the job and they are happy to have him on board.

jazinogold:
I gatecrashed the last navy exam but if you see Weytin dose people do to me eh! Chai....every explanation of how u got in na slap n kick dy follow m!

You get mind o. NAVY kee?

mrrock:
I personally do not consider Buhari as my President cause it's a shame. A primary school certificate holder cannot be my president. The man is a stark illiterate.

Lagoon is still open.

Buhari should stop talking.... Osibande should start talking on his behalf. Enough of the embarrasments.[/quote]President Buhari errors can be forgiving but yours can not be forgiving for calling calling Prof. Osinbajo, Osibande.

philcupid:
Op,your trend is controversial ,which kin question be that: you meet guys who are looking for a domestic LovePeddler, what do you expect, keep on faking been drunk, for your information:there are so many good guys out there and also the bad ones too, some girls rape guys too when they get drunk, so no dey do like say only guys dey rape, GIRLS DEY RAPE Oh, my dear Op, live a good life, draw closer to God who is the fountain of all things good and good things will come after you.... Am a witness dear, am not judging you but look into yourself and sieve my words.

You are right- GIRLS DEY RAPE Oh -
A friend of mine came back home from BAYELSA with a Nembe girl. After a night out, my guy a complete gentleman decided not to do the usual on a first day but eventually woke up seeing the girl roving on top of him without condom.
What do you call that?

What is the hues and cry about been British.
My neighbour a britiko, his wife left him because he refused to relocate. That was when we all understood why she married him.

Old news. Op!

Adufetohposh:
Wao! I see oshio baba is contacting beauty from his lovely wife

Where are you from?
I still dey laugh.

I am sure if her partner had been a policeman she would have been forgiving. Policemen hate when non policeman bleep there girls.

all4naija:
Shut the f**k, chicken brain! This is not about TIME, this is about bias in what seems to be lopsidedness in this corruption charade by the former dictator! You are only trying to deceive yourself here not me. I can reason with my brain and know very well you aren't making any sense. Indeed, 4 years is enough to probe the world - if that is really his intention to mean well for the nation. He shouldn't forget to bring his looted PTF fund back to the nation and beg the people for mercy! I hate hypocrites! Buhari is a dullard. A certifigate recipient and a cattle herdsman who supposed to be in jail!

I am not a party rat like you. Whether PDP, APC or other political parties are involved with corruption in the nation doesn't matter to me. What matters to me is to see them face the law than singling out some because of their part affiliation. It is clear you are nothing more than a political tool, a hoodlum meant to disorganize the society. the type who screams here and there without bases for reforming action. You are all primitive people who cannot create a working society that believes in civility and moving forward.

I have presented my points with emphases and if they are too complicated for you to comprehend you should ask rather than saying I have no argument when I do. Please, go and get your head checked. Either you are brainwashed of your inability to reason or you are suffering from political sentiments. That is not helping the country to move forward. You are all barbarians!

I am not the person to tell Wike to probe Amaechi. It is the right of the president to put in place a mechanism that would do that. The type to prosecute those of lesser evil and the geniuses at the root of it left untouched. That means corruption is not going away when those who are the true criminals are left to move freely.

Buhari is a scam! He is the true dullard who has no capacity to rule in the modern time. He is an old primitive dictator! Nothing more! The president wouldn't want Amaechi to be probed because it will indirectly affect him. He is one of those who sponsored his presidential election. Where do you think he got the money for the election from? We are talking about the old dictator who claims he has no dime in his account during elections. That cattle herdsman is a complete liar!

Amaechi has not be indicted because those who are supposed to do that are the same people in the party with him. The president of Nigeria wouldn't even allow that to happen in the first place because he receives money from him for his election. What is so hard for you to understand there? You blockhead!

Oh! sorry, biko, pele.