MetroLane:
Jonah inside the belly of a fish.

I don't know if this one is miracle

or

punishment.

But man, I wouldn't mind being in a whale's stomach for one one week to escape the troubles of this world.

Make I just clear my head small.

Faller:
Na dis kind leg person dey use enter wahala.

You go dey your house, your leg go dey next compound...

Who thief? dem go say na you

SmellySperm:
2go era

There was a day I japa but she was sharp to notice I was the one,she screamed my name and i increased my speed

Yinkakolawole:
Women just hate to be lonely. I understand this a lot when i read my bible, when adam went to work, lonliness of eve made her to eat the forbidden fruit.

Amotolongbo:
While the young fraud is statmenstruating with woodworks at his new club.

Against Peru, he could not para

iamyemiakins:
I like men who give assurance and reassurance.

Men like me!

Today, I called my ex just to break up with her again.

TheStrongest:
Morning guys..
I hope everybody slept well..

I done notice the incessant begging on this thread, it's terrible and appalling.
Like some guys can't even celebrate other people's wins without looking at getting a share from the win.
While I acknowledge the generosity of most givers here, abeg make the begging reduce small.

On that note, I've decided to share a means I've been using to make some money via betting without actually betting. It's not really a new business model as I've taught some persons from this thread in the past about this.

If done well, it might turn to your primary source of income because it is very lucrative.

To be very very very clear, I NO DEY COLLECT SHISHI from anybody to share this.

I would love to take the class this evening, but I'm yet to decide on the channel to use. Telegram or WhatsApp?

To be clear again I no go collect 5 naira from anybody, not before the class, not after. I no need your money.

If you do this properly, you fit dey get a minimum of $200 monthly. That's a good side hustle.

Those interested should kindly suggest if we should use Telegram or WhatsApp for it.

9pm today the class go hold...

We're still working on our App.. more info will be revealed about the progress this week.

Do have a wonderful day ahead.

Faller:


I had the same experience also. E no easy to dey carry woman matter for head

Kobojunkie:
There is truth to the saying. If you love a thing or person, rather than chain it down and selfishly guard it, you set it free so it can blossom and become the best it can be.

HumanCalc:
He gave his chef a gift and now culinary skill is now soooo very important. If he had given it to his bodyguard then I am sure you would have said "Please if you're in "Bodyguarding" school, be serious about it. Please for the sake of the gift, be serious about your "Bodyguarding" education". Shut up!!!!

Akpu1981:
Umahi you are a stupid woman being

ThatFairGuy1:
What an effrontery. I forgot, no smoke without fire

ThatFairGuy1:
It's not your business. Face your POVERTY RAVAGED SOUTH EAST

Kwara1stson:
you have no right to call someone ugly or worwor, such person didn't create his/herself n there is nothing they can do about their looks. if ur father had been one tenth of what Gov. Obaseki is, I repeat you won't be barking like a rabid bull dog

Kwara1stson:
if you have someone close to him in your lineage you won't be ranting like a rabid dog on SM.

LLSAINT:
Lazy youth
If na BBN, you go watch TDB (Till Day Break)