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EducationRe: Oh, This Thing About English On Nairaland, Me I Don Tire!! Take A Look At This.. by visitmazech(op): 6:59pm On Oct 02, 2015
cuteboy2:
Very funny grin grin grin

My broad ask dem oooo!

You just have to cram or remember them. There is no logic or science behind it.
I don tire, bro. Ha ha cheesy
EducationRe: Oh, This Thing About English On Nairaland, Me I Don Tire!! Take A Look At This.. by visitmazech(op): 6:55pm On Oct 02, 2015
lol cheesy grin

I don tire...
EducationOh, This Thing About English On Nairaland, Me I Don Tire!! Take A Look At This.. by visitmazech(op): 6:54pm On Oct 02, 2015
ENG 101
The thing about English. I am tired!!! grin

Ok, let us begin with the word BOX; the plural is BOXES.
But the plural of OX IS OXEN, not OXES, whyhuh

One fowl is GOOSE, and two are called GEESE,
Yet the plural of MOOSE is never MEESE. Whyhuh

We speak of MOUSE, or a house full of MICE.
But two 'HOUSE' is called HOUSES, not HICE, whyhuh

The plural of MAN is always MEN, but the plural of PAN is never PEN. Why?
If I speak of FOOT, and you show me two FEET, if I give you a BOOK, would the pair be BEEK??

If one is TOOTH, and a whole set is TEETH, why shouldn’t two BOOTHS be called BEETHS?
If the singular is ‘THIS’, and the plural - ‘THESE’. Shouldn't the plural of KISS be KEESE?

We speak of a BROTHER and also of BRETHREN. Though we say MOTHER, we never say METHREN. Whyhuh

Then the masculine pronouns are: HE, HIS, and HIM. In this same pattern, why don’t we say: SHE, SHIS, SHIMhuh

If the singular is SHEEP and the plural remains SHEEP, why doesn't the plural of PEEP remain PEEP instead of PEEPS or SHIP remains SHIP instead of SHIPS??

If the plural of PHOTO is PHOTOS and the plural of ZERO is ZEROS, why should I add “e” to the plural of POTATO to become POTATOES, and HERO – HEROEShuh

I beg my people. Me, I don tire! ….Let's start using a different language on Nairaland! Make suggestions - Igbo, Hausa, Yoruba, orhuh cheesy grin



Now, here is the main gist for the day. See what just happened that caused a big problem to this man because of language and other things. It can't fit here if I type. It's very funny! grin

Click to read - https://www.mazech.com/japanese

PoliticsRe: Meet Man Who Tattooed His Whole Body Including Eyes And Penis. Hmm, Take A Look! by visitmazech: 10:59pm On Oct 01, 2015
What's going on here? See what's new:

A 38-year-old Lancaster man has been sentenced to 110 years and eight months in California state prison for sexually assaulting three Antelope Valley girls ages 7, 8 and 11. The sentenced was passed on Monday September 28, 2015

OMG! Dis kind number of yrs na Goodbye be dat oh...

Read more - https://www.mazech.com/child_rapist

CrimeRe: 38-year-old Man Sentenced To Over 110 Years In Prison Yesterday Because Of This by visitmazech(op): 7:12am On Sep 29, 2015
Tallesty1:
They for just kill am
lol, make we just tell am 'Goodbye bro'!!! grin Mtcheew. This is sad!! No do, no do, no touch...people no dey hear. Huh... Now he don go life jail till thy kingdom come cheesy
CrimeRe: 38-year-old Man Sentenced To Over 110 Years In Prison Yesterday Because Of This by visitmazech(op): 7:07am On Sep 29, 2015
Hhmm, this kind of sentence carry weight cheesy grin cry

When they say no do, no do,,,people no dey hear! Shuooo...
Crime38-year-old Man Sentenced To Over 110 Years In Prison Yesterday Because Of This by visitmazech(op): 7:05am On Sep 29, 2015
A 38-year-old Lancaster man has been sentenced to 110 years and eight months in California state prison for sexually assaulting three Antelope Valley girls ages 7, 8 and 11. The sentenced was passed on Monday September 28, 2015.

Robert Carl Ham also must register as a sex offender for the rest of his life and pay restitution in the amount of $3,288 to one of his three victims, according to Deputy District Attorney Jon Hatami.

What do you guys say about this number of yearshuh

Hhmm, this kind jail na forever!! Bad thing no good oh… cry

See what else happened. Read details…

https://www.mazech.com/child_rapist

PoliticsRe: Job Applicant Sent Two Nude Photos Of Himself To Hiring Manager After Job Offer! by visitmazech(op): 9:00am On Sep 28, 2015
DaBullIT:
Ethically and morally wrong, but that is not a bad picture , shows no flesh , he probably forgot the number isn't the new girl he just met in the subway
That's not the man in the picture above. (His photo was taken off for privacy reasons) so he can get another job in life oh)

Read more....
PoliticsRe: Job Applicant Sent Two Nude Photos Of Himself To Hiring Manager After Job Offer! by visitmazech(op): 8:57am On Sep 28, 2015
Big mistake of his life after receiving a job offer he needed badly! Now the job is gone...
PoliticsRe: Job Applicant Sent Two Nude Photos Of Himself To Hiring Manager After Job Offer! by visitmazech(op): 8:40am On Sep 28, 2015
Oh my Gosh!

Read more and watch video... cheesy grin

https://www.mazech.com/selfies

PoliticsJob Applicant Sent Two Nude Photos Of Himself To Hiring Manager After Job Offer! by visitmazech(op): 8:39am On Sep 28, 2015
Please check the phone number before sending any text message. DO NOT EVER send nude photos, I beg you!! sad
A young man is crying after making a heavy mistake of his life!
Read on...

Shortly after being offered a job, a 23-year-old man from Illinois, USA texted two nude selfies by mistake to the human resources manager that was interested in hiring him.

The human resources manager informed Elmhurst police of the incident. The HR manager reported that the man sent her two nude photographs of himself via text in two different days. An Elmhurst police incident report said the man "admitted to sending the photographs, explaining they were actually meant for another individual and were sent to the victim in error."

Elmhurst Police Chief Michael Ruth said "We're,,,

Hhmm, you can't believe what happened at the end. Click link below to read full gist cheesy grin

Take a look - https://www.mazech.com/selfies

PoliticsRe: This Woman Again??? See What A Woman Is Doing With Goat On A Busy Street! by visitmazech(op): 12:31pm On Sep 26, 2015
Lol
PoliticsRe: This Kind of Thing That’s Causing People To Faint In China, I Don’t Understand!! by visitmazech(op): 7:33am On Sep 26, 2015
Who can kiss like them? ...Locking lips for over 2 hours!! cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: This Woman Again??? See What A Woman Is Doing With Goat On A Busy Street! by visitmazech(op): 7:32am On Sep 26, 2015
The goats sef no well, be like say dem get Kwashiorkor....and those people dey drink that kind thing. Shuooo! undecided
PoliticsRe: This Woman Again??? See What A Woman Is Doing With Goat On A Busy Street! by visitmazech(op): 7:27am On Sep 26, 2015
lol, see people on queue....
PoliticsThis Woman Again??? See What A Woman Is Doing With Goat On A Busy Street! by visitmazech(op): 7:26am On Sep 26, 2015
These people went to market yesterday again...and guess what? They sold a lot!!! undecided
Read on...

Chinese couple takes goat to street to sell raw milk straight from goat’s teat

A Chinese couple was spotted squeezing and selling milk from four goats on a busy street in China. They were apparently selling the bottles for almost two dollars each. Many people gathered and waited in line to get a taste of fresh-squeezed goat milk. The couple told reporters that the goat milk was quite a hit, and lots of customers were returning for more.

So friends, there you have it! If you're going to invest in China right now, it should probably be goat, and be ready for squeezing and tasting...

Lol,
Now here's the main gist + photos. You won't believe this one grin

Click here - https://www.mazech.com/raw_milk_from_goat

PoliticsRe: This Kind of Thing That’s Causing People To Faint In China, I Don’t Understand!! by visitmazech(op): 7:11am On Sep 26, 2015
Samtexboily:
grin wetin we no go see for white land
lol, I don tire oh cheesy
PoliticsRe: This Kind of Thing That’s Causing People To Faint In China, I Don’t Understand!! by visitmazech(op): 7:00am On Sep 26, 2015
Hhmm, people are dying in this Government approved kissing competition oh!!

PoliticsThis Kind of Thing That’s Causing People To Faint In China, I Don’t Understand!! by visitmazech(op): 6:58am On Sep 26, 2015
Kissing competition in China cheesy grin
Read on...

Every year, several Chinese couples take part in kissing competition. Each pair has a minute in which to show off their most ostentatious kissing positions, switching from pose to pose within the time frame.

Some choose to lift their partners into the air, while others jump onto their partners backs.
A number of pairs make use of the floor space in order to strike a pose while having a snog.

While some women fainted while kissing and were rushed to the hospital by their boyfriends, a young couple who kissed continuously for 2 hours and 43 minutes were,,,,

Click to read details. You won't believe what happened! undecided

See Photos + video here - https://www.mazech.com/kissing_competition

PoliticsRe: Still Worried About This News From India. Planned Rape Of 2 Girls As Punishment! by visitmazech(op):
Weird and sickening sad
PoliticsRe: Still Worried About This News From India. Planned Rape Of 2 Girls As Punishment! by visitmazech(op): 9:01pm On Sep 25, 2015
It's really sad!
PoliticsRe: Still Worried About This News From India. Planned Rape Of 2 Girls As Punishment! by visitmazech(op): 8:51pm On Sep 25, 2015
sad cry
PoliticsStill Worried About This News From India. Planned Rape Of 2 Girls As Punishment! by visitmazech(op): 8:51pm On Sep 25, 2015
What's going onhuh

Two sisters in India, one of whom is only 15-years-old, have been "sentenced" to repeated gang-rape as "punishment" after their brother had an affair with a married woman. An unelected all-male village council in Baghpat district, Uttar Pradesh, ordered that 23-year-old Meenakshi Kumari, and her 15-year-old sister will also be paraded through the streets naked, with blackened faces, as they are made to pay the price for their brother's alleged transgressions.

The rapers have lined up and warming up. Huh... cry

Read details and see recent development...

https://www.mazech.com/rape

CelebritiesRe: See What Strip Club Is Asking Graduates To Do! Why Be A Stripper After Grad?pics by visitmazech(op): 7:43pm On Sep 22, 2015
Huh... sad undecided embarassed

CelebritiesSee What Strip Club Is Asking Graduates To Do! Why Be A Stripper After Grad?pics by visitmazech(op): 7:42pm On Sep 22, 2015
Why should you go to school just to end up working as a stripper in a club Huh... sad

Las Vegas is known for so many things both good and bad. No wonder, the popular slogan ‘What happens in vegas stays in vegas.’
Read on…

A Las Vegas strip club ad encouraging class of 2015 graduates to apply for job as strippers has attracted lots of attention. One ad reads, “Now auditioning the class of 2015″

"It's not a shock to me that people just kind of go along with the idea,” Las Vegan Kayla Garninger said.
He continued "The advertisements are offensive and send a bad message to young women. You could completely change the route of a woman's life, of a woman who's trying to progress…and make something of herself."

The manager of the strip club, Rick Marzullo, sees no issue in it. Marzullo says,,,,


Click link below to read main gist and see main photos for yourselves!!! sad

Click here - https://www.mazech.com/Vegas_strip_club

PoliticsRe: Viral Video Shows Govt Official Molesting & Striping Woman Naked In A Restaurant by visitmazech(op): 2:18pm On Sep 22, 2015
Sapphie:
Molesting?? D first nd second pix doesn't luk lyk he ws Molesting her... They were both having fun na
Watch the video...
PoliticsRe: Viral Video Shows Govt Official Molesting & Striping Woman Naked In A Restaurant by visitmazech(op):
That kind of man sef! Mtcheew undecided
PoliticsRe: Viral Video Shows Govt Official Molesting & Striping Woman Naked In A Restaurant by visitmazech(op): 7:04am On Sep 22, 2015
Featuring...

See the prostitute that killed Google executive. sad

The prostitute, Alix Tichelman, 27, was sentenced to just six years in prison....

Read more - https://www.mazech.com/prostitute_killed_Google_executive

PoliticsRe: Viral Video Shows Govt Official Molesting & Striping Woman Naked In A Restaurant by visitmazech(op):
Oh, my Gosh!
This thing going on between politicians and women everywhere! How can we solve this problem huh Huh... undecided

PoliticsViral Video Shows Govt Official Molesting & Striping Woman Naked In A Restaurant by visitmazech(op): 6:56am On Sep 22, 2015
What is going on among government officials and womenhuh Huh... undecided

A Chinese government official has been expelled after scandalous videos of him molesting and stripping a woman naked in a restaurant went viral!

The video shows Chen Jianming, Deputy Secretary of a local Communist Party in Jiangsu province, eastern China, attempting to rip off a woman's shirt and shorts as the woman struggled to free herself from him. Chen Jianming also held the position of a town official in Wuyao, Jiangsu, China.

The woman is reported to be working in a gentlemen's club. The local government released a statement yesterday saying,,,,

Friends, I can’t type everything here. This man caused a national embarrassment to China. A whole government official doing this with a woman in public? Huh…

Click to read full gist, see all the photos and watch the video

Take a look - https://www.mazech.com/molestation

RomanceRe: Viral!! See What Old Woman Is Doing To Teenage Boy When They're Alone In A Lift by visitmazech(op): 6:46am On Sep 22, 2015
Coup: Military overthrows government in Burkina Faso. sad Read latest gist
https://www.mazech.com/coup

PoliticsRe: See How This Pretty Girl Is Being Rough-handled And Is Dying In Detention. See Y by visitmazech(op): 6:45am On Sep 22, 2015
Coup: Military overthrows government in Burkina Faso. sad Read latest gist
https://www.mazech.com/coup

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