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PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Smart Monkey Seen Wearing Barca Jersey In Abuja Market by Visocrate(m): 12:56pm On Aug 30, 2015
op this is not monkey , a monkey does not have a long facial muzzle or snout ok that should be papio better still a baboon
FamilyRe: Your Opinion Is Needed. by Visocrate(m):
I don't feel demasculinized when she drives me in fact it shows love and respect even in the family but not to gathering where social opinions may be viewed from an inverted angle anyway nothing wrong in that but not to all places o like in Igbo land where they may start saying hmmmm his wife is controlling him is better he does the driving to the paternal house and paternal uncles but she can drive to her maternal families and relatives houses too
Nairaland GeneralWhen Your Bride Studied Automobile Engineering (photo) by Visocrate(op): 12:25pm On Aug 30, 2015
this is what happens when you bride studied automobile engineering and her car broke down on her way to the venue of her wedding while the man in suit is busy trying to get a mechanic she is busy fixing it herself

Jokes EtcRe: Just For Fun Hilarious Joke Of The Day: America No Pass Naija Joor by Visocrate(m): 11:53am On Aug 30, 2015
this guy self

Christianity EtcRe: Prayers Christ Expects Every Christains To Pray by Visocrate(m): 11:46am On Aug 30, 2015
good prayer points

PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Economy In Worst State Since Buhari Became President by Visocrate(m): 10:32am On Aug 30, 2015
let's do a little classification here of the ruling party
kingdom...........APC

phylum.......….....Apicehominida
meaning they have or behave like apes

class...............Gastropoda
meaning they work and walk like snails very slowly and sluggishly

order....…...........Apcideae
meaning they have shells to resist complains and to fight back

family................Apcdae or Achatinidae
meaning they are the fulling part and the largest so far in Africa

Genus…...............Achatina
meaning they make unrealistic promises and can't actually fulfil them as they say they will make one dollar to be one naira

Species....…........fulica
meaning they operate in what we call pseudodemocracy

this is the classification of the party in power
FoodRe: A Nairalander Cooking A goat PICS by Visocrate(m): 10:19am On Aug 30, 2015
na efik Nlander I guess because the them eat 404 pass everybody
CelebritiesRe: Photo: See How Adamawa State Governor Sat In Atiku's Presence by Visocrate(m): 10:16am On Aug 30, 2015
he is not the governor but he owns and controls the governor and the state he owns the land and the people in the land work for him
Forum GamesRe: If U Had To Marry Your Spouse Where You Met, Where Would Yours Be? by Visocrate(m): 10:13am On Aug 30, 2015
facebook
FamilyRe: 6 Things You Should Never Do With A Newborn Baby by Visocrate(m): 9:43am On Aug 30, 2015
very educative and straight to points
anyway look at the grids on the face of this little baby is like what did this woman Robb on this breast it wasn't like this when I sucked it a while ago how come it is tasteless and bitter now please explain to me before I start shouting grin

CrimeRe: Delta Publisher Commits Suicide Over Poor Newspaper Sales by Visocrate(m): 9:14am On Aug 30, 2015
its just frustration may his soul rest in perfect peace Nigeria a country where nobody pays attention to his brother let alone neighbour, when he was alive all his cohort ,relatives and friends forsook him now they will use the money that they would have used in feeding and helping him to bury him very sad , sometimes even when it looks as if suicide is not an option why then do families and even doctor advice euthanasia that's to tell you that sometimes a man's condition may warrant taking his life though I stand to be corrected ,
I can recall a friend of mine that took his life in Lagos 3months after our service in 2013 reason being that frustration is at it peak and nobody was actually fending or looking after his financial life and he had to commit that anyway I didn't support that move but if our government cares about her citizenry such a thing will not have a place in our society , to worsen the situation both the educated and the non educated are now equal before the government
TravelRe: More Photos From The Airforce Helicopter Crash In Kaduna Today, 7 Killed by Visocrate(m): 6:32pm On Aug 29, 2015
Just thinking of the state of their mind when the plane was hitting one house to another and when the pilot could not control it
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Near Death Experience With The Nigerian Police - DIARY Of A Jobless Youth by Visocrate(m):
very interesting story I didnt want to read it before because of the volume but due to some comments I summoned courage to read it anyway it is a nice and funny story sha waiting for part three
PoliticsRe: Man Sues Actress For Looking At Him On TV With Her Big Eyes. See The Actress :) by Visocrate(m): 5:32pm On Aug 29, 2015
madness who asked him to watch her, abi na shey put on the TV for him ne
CrimeRe: Car Thieves At FCMB Rumumasi In Port Harcourt Caught (Graphic Photos) by Visocrate(m): 4:25pm On Aug 29, 2015
they may not live to tell the story
RomanceRe: Types Of Boobs Lol Guys Pick Your Choice (photo) by Visocrate(m): 2:45pm On Aug 29, 2015
pointers all the way shows that the girl is still intact and a virgin
RomanceRe: But Why Are Nigerian Girls Daft Like This (PHOTOS PG 18+) by Visocrate(m): 2:29pm On Aug 29, 2015
prepare your back for like five bokoko abi na koboko or kobokobo before you go talk true wetin happen wey the girl no see any other person except you ok

PhonesRe: MTN Gave Me #33000 Free Call Bonus by Visocrate(m): 2:10pm On Aug 29, 2015
yes its true dial this code *567# and select option 3 after the message sent to you though is not for every body lucky me too
FamilyRe: People Born On The 29th Of Feb How Do They Celebrate Their Birthday by Visocrate(m): 1:46pm On Aug 29, 2015
every four four years that's bad for celebration mehn I go do am like that jor
CelebritiesRe: PHOTOS: Rukky Sanda Displays Bosom In Sexy Outfit To Movie Premiere by Visocrate(m): 1:42pm On Aug 29, 2015
grin
FamilyRe: ‘she Denies Me Sex And My Doctor Says SEX Is Good For My High Blood Pressure’ by Visocrate(m): 1:36pm On Aug 29, 2015
konji is a scaler quantity and if you are science incline you know what they say about scaler quantities abi so make them kwantinu
PoliticsRe: Photo; Check Out This Dollar Case Cake by Visocrate(m): 1:21pm On Aug 29, 2015
very nice and wonderful
RomanceRe: Guys Did You Use Nokia 3310 (photo) by Visocrate(m): 1:18pm On Aug 29, 2015
died long time ago and I even attended the funeral

ComputersRe: dont open this by Visocrate(m): 12:39pm On Aug 29, 2015
Then I did that's Nigerians for you did I break any law
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Amaechi When Told He Will Be The Next Ambassador Of WEST GERMANY. by Visocrate(m): 12:35pm On Aug 29, 2015
oya you want fight come close and receive one blow seven years jail sentence

Jokes EtcRe: D Describe Him In One Word by Visocrate(m): 12:33pm On Aug 29, 2015
I did not only smile I laughed loudly

RomanceRe: Funny Thing That Happen In This World...... by Visocrate(m): 12:23pm On Aug 29, 2015
censor ko infra red remote ni guy its census ok
CrimeRe: I Prefer To Live My Life In Prison –murder Suspect (Photo) by Visocrate(m):
the gods of your virage grin must have cast a spell on you how do we trust you to release you again after series of unsuspecting deception and lies oya go remain for jail first make we they think about others ok
Nairaland GeneralBREAKING: Airforce Helicopter Crashes In Kaduna, All 7 Passengers Dead by Visocrate(op): 11:24am On Aug 29, 2015
No fewer than 7 persons have lost their lives following the unfortunate crashing of an Air Force helicopter at the site of the Old Nigerian Defence Academy in Kaduna, North West Nigeria.
The helicopter was on its way from the NAF base in Kaduna en route Abuja. NEMA confirmed that all seven passengers on board died.

thesummary.com.ng/index.php/news-categories/national/item/3117-breaking-airforce-helicopter-crashes-in-kaduna-all-7-passengers-dead

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