₦airaland Forum

"... I saw carton of nose mask, carton of hand glove, big container of jik and some other items. I asked a lady in the ward and she said if I refuse to provide the items treatment will not commence on my brother." Truly pathetic! It will all get better with time.

Misogynist2014:
Private! I'll open it up and check what's up, kini big deal? Only in Nig does things like a woman's body have so much value.

Knock yourself out @ the bolded. Though a woman's body should be valued,op's question has nothing to do with a woman's body,that question is something personal and it's awkward to do so.

chibwike:
why will u ask her..such a question in the first place

Exactly! @op,some things are meant to be personal/private. Don't over step your boundaries.

I've heard numerous stories about this akudaya but i will share 1 that really shocked me.

A young man who happened to be the only son of his parents died miserably. Though i wasn't told where he died or how he died. He was the heir to the fathers wealth as the only son.

The man was said to have established a business booming with lots of customers in lagos(why always lagos?).... He also got married but not legally to a pretty young lady there and they had kids...

When the young man sensed his time of existence as partial human was coming to an end, he talked to his wife about seeing his parents (i still ask myself, why now?). The wife agreed. They were few distant away from home before the man came up with excuse.... He told his wife he needed to get some items from the market. He gave the wife direction on how she'd be able to locate their main house. The wife with the kids kept going. On reaching the house, the mother of the man saw them and asked if they were looking for some one. The lady described whom they were looking for and coincidentally, she was speaking to the mother in-law.... The lady told her that she's the wife of her son... The old woman, amazed by what she heard couldn't believe it.... She took the lady to the place where the man was buried and told her that he died a long time ago.... The lady was skeptical and decided to call her husband on phone but it wasn't through.... That was how the man disappeared into thin air till today.

The question i still ask myself is - Are the kids half man-half spirit?

Tales by moonlight. I've heard different versions of this story but nobody was a first hand witness. They were all told by some other person. Akudiya abi akudaya does not exist.

I saw an abnormally tall man today,infact the longest I can ever imagine. The sight of him was so shoking that I didn't know when I shouted "Jesus!". I felt embarrased after that,I bet the guy felt embarrased too and regretted approaching my desk.

Guys,thank you for proving me wrong. Up Naija!

Are you a human being? Nothing personal, just curious

emusmith:
Are youa Dolphin?
Jes curious...

I Love Dolphins. They are very beautiful.

By fire by force!

I wish them all the luck in the world. They will need it.

What time is the match?

Why can't we digest the fact that this is a polygamous family. Maybe you got it all wrong from the start. Then, I used to have a one sided image of a man and two or more wives each time I hear the words Polygamous marriage. For some of us talking about end time and Noah,Polygamy has been there from time immemorial,we only got it twisted.

Na wa o! What kind of dirty story is this? How did they come to the conclusion that she died of Marathon sex? Our people and half baked/cooked up stories. Like they always say,the dead tells no story. RIP to the woman and her unborn baby.

What is it this time!? I only hope it isn't the Boko boys again.

2012 and 2013 Salary arrears? I only hope fake drug dealers don't use this opportunity to spread their tentacles. Nigeria!,well,it will all get better with time.

Very beautiful!

50calibre:
Shut up!! Nigerian girls are not good enough for a successful guy who wants peace.

Nigerian girls are trouble, they're also an inferior breed of women (they made themselves inferior). Why settle for a VW golf when you can afford a Ferrari?

I planned only to read funny comments on this thread but on reading yours,I had a change of mind. I bet you are a Nigerian so let me ask you this,do you have sisters?,if you do,then they must be oozing with inferiority complex of the highest order. Don't get mad,you implied it,I only affirmed it.
That been said,it's high time we stopped making interracial marriages such a big deal. It's not something new anymore. Mikel deals with the Russians alot,it is only natural if he is dating one of them. Instead of ranting on whom our "big shots" date,we should be more focused on building and establishing ourselves(esp.women).

Holy Molly! Does Cultism still exist? I thought our students have moved past that one.

Some Nigerians and their superstitous beliefs! It's a big fat lie.

Very tragic. My deepest sympathy and condolence go out to the affected families and friends. May God comfort them during the period of bereavement.

One word: RavishingGorgeousBreathtakingClassy

freecocoa:
Only if the guy is a virgin will there be any "inspiration" here for people who actually care enough to get inspiration from such stories.

Me? I'mma get up on that horse and grind it hard to see if it's what I need, I can't take the risk, I no wan come back to create thread for NL after 2 months of marriage.


Hehehehe , what a script, angel took you plenty times to haven to go and meet the lord, chei!

The woman wey give vaseline as gift never hear of ky jelly abi na gel ni?

Ndia ga egbu nmadu with all these their stories one day.