₦airaland Forum

CoolHunk:
You live in La Jolla? Wow! I'm forest green with envy. You're aware there's been some civil disobedience around you?

Lol. The Ferguson protesters...
Nah. I don't live in La jolla.

AlphaBobo:
Vivly.come here Fast!

For?

Ishilove:
But we're already living in such a world! I for one, admit that I have a thing for men with packs. Not one pack abs o... 12packs!!!

And heck, you've gat to be well packaged too, plus hold beta change in yopur pocket.

Is that so bad? Is that asking for too much?

I get it. I was actually trying to pass the jab back at the guy I quoted. He thinks a girl's gonna be pained cuz of a$$ and I wanted to know what he's got.

dplomaticVal:
not all females got attractive features,that's why men admire the few endowed ladies with voluptuous body because they are exceptional and a unique breed of women. don't be pained if you've got no butte, there are so many buttt pad in the mart

Lol. So wrong bra.
Just imagine a world where women objectify men by their abs, packaging, money and all. To what degree would you be pained?

This space is for sale.
At give away prices.
Discount and free gift too.

I keep looking forward to the day Men Will stop objectifying women and women will stop men from objectifying them.
Someone compliments your a$$ and you say 'Thanks'? That's crap!
See a woman as totally beautiful, a complete package and stop the stereotypes on a$$ and boo.bs.
It never used to matter before. Why the sudden change now?
Just my humble observation though and No, I'm not flat assed.
The objectifiers can now jump on my post.

ROZZAYY:
Hehehehehehhehehe no mind eroticangelina.
Btw I know a faster way of making d butt big and firm can't say it here. Just pm me.

LOlz, Thanks. Them block my mail o.
I don't need enlargement o. Just thigh gap.

Your salary is someone else's tithe.
Be humble!

I will never attempt squats ever again!
I looked it up on YouTube, did like 15 at a go and 7 later.
For three days, I couldn't walk properly. What's worse, my room is on the second floor. Climbing stair cases became a nightmare. Thank God it's back to normal now. Goodbye squats.

Nmeri17:
men!! decode55 I could go on for a very long time withon't bragging but it's gonn be hard to find someone with the quality of songs in my playlists. At this point you should agree that any damage on any of my storage devices is a national tragedy Let it be known that Duncan mighty has the highest entries from a Nigerian artiste. that nigga can turn a primary school rhyme into a club Banger!! damn. fav rapper eminem. make no mistake about it. I just dont wanno post his tracks here so yu don't delete those garbage other artists have been sound to make room for him please noborry shoo make me pour any playlist episode. I NEVER run out of d0pe tracks even if I listed 200 tracks on here
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tags: vivly guykhena

Lol. That was then brah! My playlist could be used in a club. That was so then. I had to format my Sd card because that wasn't the me I wanted. Took lots of courage though. Strictly gospel now.

lalasticlala:
I'm not a blogger yet. Beside, u should understand that some captions r exaggerated to attract attention.
Nevertheless, d woman is definitely cute, considering her age.

I understand perfectly that she isn't stunning.
Beautiful and weird does it.

Guy: Your Ex is real handsome
Girl: Which one?
Guy: Me! It's over

Is it Hot in here or Is the relationship suffocating me?
It's over.

Most Nigerian bloggers don't know the meaning of Stunning.

Thebrightest:
Hahaha! Bros no vex. I no know say we many wey dey run such things. Make i go edit the post.

You got me with this your siggy.
See me struggling to 'unlike'

kennygee:
He he he he he.

This your username.....
Are you sure you aren't KSB?

She doesn't need to be a legislator before she fights prostitution. She can start now in her little corner.
Politicians.... Giving unrealistic manifestoes since Lugard handed over power.

Nothing. We use that period to watch our weight.

Lero15:
I'm fine.


U r welcome in here anytime (even at wee hours), anyday.

Hope ur fine too?

Good. Thank you.
I'm fine too. No church today?

Hi Lero. How you doing?

Emyben:
Finally shaa, kulboy was faced with many difficulties offline and online, the antispam bot bans, the moderator bans. Realy affected the dude. Cant there be two Mr Nairaland?

MarthaK:
Naijaboiy doesn't seem comfortable with his new position as Mr. nairaland...
Hmmmmm

I feel like he feels guilty......
Hmmmmmmm

Babe, you owe me one month subscription.

macklef:
Lol. U sef u don yab am too much. No fall my hand o. Be calm like i envisage u to be.

Lolllllllllz. I'm a very calm person o. My friends know that. I just feel irritated by women wrappers and bu*tt kissers that form humility just to dey recognized.

macklef:
Lol. U sef dey use style find trouble bah?

lol. I wonder why he wont act humble today. Perhaps he is waiting to play the victim card when he is defended.

chibwike:
wow..never knew u cud sound so cool like this...am touched

Honestly, I'd love you to stop quoting me. There are several females you should go do that "ma'am, aunti mi" ish you normally do to.

Congrats Naijaboiy. You worked for it.
Congrats Emperorking20, You've got a great body and a cute face.
Congrats Tosyn2much. You're handsome too.

Congrats Kulboy. You tried. A lot.
You're still a winner in our hearts.

chibwike:
Lol..was just asking after you..kinda missed you..

Please don't miss me. Take your ass kissing to someone who needs it.

Idowuogbo:
Na fight?

No be fight o. Wetin him dey find me for? I owe am abi I know am before?