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Aspireahead: post utme date has been announced... scratch card is on sale..
it was hard finding this thread though..abs Vivly....how was service?

I'm still in Church .

Na who swear for Brazil?!?

Mtcheeeeew.

She looks like a doll

Tiyazman: Lol, if you had the power to ordain yourself the QUEEN of Nigeria, would you?

I would, if only Nigeria practices monarchy.
Are you saying that's Coogar's alternate handle or he ordained himself?

This made front page??
That list is so .......
Who put coogar on the number one spot??

Ratatouille
Rango
The croods.
Penguins of Madagascar
Kung fu Panda
Infact, all I've seen.

Aren't you guys tired of recycling old, stale pics that have lost flavour and humor already?

hensben: thats called platonic friendship.

Thanks. I wonder why some people think a guy and a girl can't just be friends.

All these plenty friend zone talks. What if the guy just wants to be friends with the girl? Nothing serious?

Ajibel: lol nau 27. Half of them maybe alternate accts for a banned id

Now 36. The night is dark and full of

Matthewbriggs: I reject it ... I would rather build my own platform than be a mod. I would grow it and nurture it to not just become one of those forums trying to survive but instead morph it into a world class product.

I am more of a boss kind of person I am not a good follower. And even when I follow my bosses respect me because I think like them, I see what they see.. Therefore I can rengineer their minds and make them reason.

Its takes a boss to understand the angle a fellow boss is coming from.

#MathewBriggs

Seriously Matthew, you never miss an opportunity to try to impress....... 'I' kills faster than AIDS. Ask Nebuchadnezzar.
You sound like you need a favour from Seun if not a mod position.

Ajibel: Nairaland has 1200000 members

26 people just registered now within a space of 1 hour.

Phew!!!! Finished reading from page 1 to whatever page I'm at now.

Caracta: I see NL moderators and I see slaves. Honestly, my heart bleeds for them. I just don't get it. What could be wrong with your personal life that would make you carry NL matters on your head like crayfish? Especially when your boss spits on you anyhow.

Oh Lord, please save these ones from the e-shackles that have held them captive.

And Matthewbriggs is really fighting hard to be one.

TroyJay1: https://www.nairaland.com/1806169/jollof-rice-pineapple#24569688

same thing that's here

Thanks. Homesteady; no summary?

Biko wetin dey happen for this thread?

mikuz: lolololololololol
which one be back to normal section? You no well, so na abnormal section be this? This is the best section in NL after ssexuality section

Now seriously, you're good, I didn't write that good in my first lines ever! Talent dey waste, I think you should think about becoming a femcee. See the way you obliterated Cooger on the spot! I thought I was the only one brave enough to pull down his pants. We need you here jare Teddybiyaki should have a competition.

. Thankies. Might consider it. Have fun battling.

mikuz: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha . . .

Vivly wetin you dey find here?

Lol. I follow you so I get to read all the drama threads here. *back to a normal section*

You're always called Kim./ Just like a drama queen, you give them the reaction they need/
You skim to write bars, they diss behind bars/
You're their King. All hail king Kim/
Cooger ain't a match for you. His lines are just dejavu/
He wants to be your Kanye cuz your name is known from East to West/
*loading*

After all this man has committed, where will he go after his death?

Tolexander: is it real?

Don't be Thomas.

Tolexander: sexskillz! please, wanna ask you a question.

Is this crush whatever real?

Choi!! I can't believe you don't believe.

Tolexander: are you afraid of rivalry?

I can cope, thanks.

Tolexander: ya, you can!

Try me out to confirm this. You will surely have a testimony!

How many loves are you looking for?

Ajibel: wey no get search button. I complained buh Ugochukwu replied that I just type my search keywords and hit "enter". I was flabberpointed. Where did he see enter on my "phone"

Just type in the key word and it'll search itself.