₦airaland Forum

Atiku Abubakar is scared of meetinf empty stadium in Rivers state that's why they are ashamed of doing their rally in the big stadium i gave them
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Governor Nyesom Wike

https://twitter.com/OfficialPigo/status/1624037853440212993

S-s-s-s-h-h-h! Q-u-i-e-t! I’m in the Forest of a Thousand Demons. Please, don’t fear for my safety, I’m ok. It’s dangerous, though. I can only listen, watch and text. S-s-s-s-s-h, s-i-l-e-n-c-e! It’s election season, the forest is buzzing with a frenzy; demons are on the prowl, campaigning.

I mustn’t be seen, otherwise, a quick requiem will memorialise my life, time and death. But I don’t want to die yet, so I lay hidden on a fat bough of an iroko, covered by dense foliage, peeping down the forest. Four prominent politicians are on the ballot, seeking to lead the forest and its demons in two weeks’ time.

Uhmm, the Forest of a Thousand Demons isn’t a place to hear the peal of laughter. It’s a place where eight messengers of death–genocide, suicide, homicide, infanticide, patricide, matricide, regicide and mariticide – gyrate to the dancing tongues of flame in the furnace of grief. It’s paradise in chaos. It’s hell. The Forest of a Thousand Demons is Nigeria.

The aforementioned messengers of death have since 2015 graduated from tenanting in Nigeria to gaining citizenship approved by a government in lethargy as dirge mourns and death kills across the land to the rhyme and chime of sorrow.




Up here where I lay silently, nature is at peace; the sun is up, birds are chirping, insects are humming. Down there, the whole forest is in bedlam. I see the brainless, leading the brainy. I see some people walking on their heads. I see able-bodied men and women crawling on their bellies. Some are running to nowhere. Some are laughing and crying at the same time. Many are in perpetual agony and grief. Nigeria!

There’s a huge conflagration at the Centre Bank of Nigeria and many affiliate banks because the Guv’nor of CBN, Godwyn Emefiwere, has gone totally gaga. And the King of the Forest, Old Major, is baying like a cold-blooded crocodile, mouth agape, dead to emotion. Animals in human skin.

I see unending queues: Queue for fuel.


Queue for money. Queue to buy money. Queue to breathe. Queue to queue. Queue to die.

I see some ants going about their business along a tree branch nearby. The ants are orderly, they work in a single file, no one is shunting nor shouting. Though tiny, they are vigilANT and brilliANT in the way they provide security. They practise democracy without voting. They live in colonies without enslaving. The ant: patriotic, selfless, hardworking and honourable; pays its dues to the anthill through service, unlike man that evades tax and responsibility.

Ants don’t have in their midst any DINOsaur, FFK or Foetus kYAMu miscreants misbehaving and futilely using blankets of lies to cover sunlight from shining on the slime and grime of their PRINCIPALities.

Silently, I watch, I listen. I can’t talk, or else, I’ll be meat for the demons. They never liked me, I know. I never liked them, either. Yes, I am Odesola, a hunter. I believe in my pen-gun, and I believe in the Bible, too. Quietly, I opened my Bible to the Book of Ezekiel 28 to read about Satan and the reason God was so annoyed with him that He cast him out.

These are the words of Ezekiel 28:17: “Your heart (Satan) became proud on account of your beauty, and you corrupted your wisdom because of your splendour. So, I threw you to the earth; I made a spectacle of you before kings.” Baba God, the leaders of this forest are more wicked than Satan.

S-s-s-h-h-h!!! Quietly, I flip through the Bible…uhm! What sin did Esau commit? He sold his birthright. What sin did Moses commit? Momentary lack of faith in God. What did Samson do wrong? He loved Delilah, a Philistine. Ananias and Sapphira were killed because of financial corruption. The demon leaders in Nigeria are a million times worse than these personalities, Baba God.

Lord, the sins in the Forest of a Thousand Demons down below are greater than those of Sodom and Gomorrah, which you utterly destroyed. This forest was, hitherto, named the Land of Milk and Honey until greedy leaders plundered it, so I pray that the fate that befell biblical Ananias and Sapphira for defrauding the commonwealth should also befall Nigeria’s thieving leaders.


Baba God, thou art unquestionable. I’m not in doubt of thy mightiness but I’m pleading with thee, on behalf of over 200 million Nigerians, to visit with pestilence the households of all leaders who intentionally caused the fuel and new naira notes crises besetting the country.

For making Nigerians flee their fatherland for greener pastures abroad, thereby separating husbands from wives, and parents from children, may our leaders’ joy and health as well as those of their families and generations unborn be separated.

Yeh, my chest is aching from the long period of lying down. Let me adjust by sitting up, quietly. It’s so hot here.

Ha! Jesu! My boot slips off, lands on Emefiwere’s head, gbaa!! I’m dead! Blood spurts. Emefiwere shouts, “Anwu na m ooo! I’m dead!” Two dead bodies.

Members of the Ass-or-Rock cabal, including Daurra and Tunde, rush to him. “What’s it, Goddy? Blood? What happened?”

Daurra asks. “I don’t know o. I just hear ‘gba’ on my head. E be like say na God punch me,” Emefiwere responds.

Emefiwere: E bi like say blood don enter my brain o. I no fit see again.
Tunde: Blood?

Brain? No talk like dat nah, Goddy. You no wan chop interim government life after May 29?

(Daurra brings out a bundle of $100 notes from his pocket, waves it at Emefiwere’s eyes.)
Emefiwere: Ha!

That’s Benjy, my friend.

Tunde: Who’s Benjy?

Emefiwere: Benjamin Franklin; his picture is on the $100 bill.

Daurra: But you said you couldn’t see.

Emefiwere: Mark 8:25 says, “His eyes were opened, his sight was restored, and he saw everything clearly.”

Daurra: You scared me, I thought Bat had got you. (He daubs Emefiwere’s wound with some methylated spirit.)

Emefiwere: Yeeeee! Medulla oblongata m oooo. I’m dead!

Tunde: Will you stop shouting, you dis vulture-headed man? When you dey rake millions of dollars on exchange rate, you no sabi say uneasy lies the head that wears the crown?

Emefiwere: But they have broken the head nah.

Daurra: Young man, stop the theatrics and let’s map out our next strategy, abi you wan go jail on May 30 ni?


Emefiwere: Jail?

Daurra: Yes, jail. So, you don’t know that if Bat becomes president you’re going straight to jail?

Emefiwere: But you vowed he won’t become President.

Daurra: He won’t if you keep quiet and let’s map out how to create another national crisis that would necessitate an interim national government after Old Major leaves Ass-or-Rock.

Tunde: This naira currency redesign strategy isn’t working as planned; the Highest Court has ordered that old notes remain legal tender.

Emefiwere: I’ll refuse to print new notes.

Tunde: Is this your yam-like head totally empty? What does it matter if you refuse to print new notes when the Highest Court has ordered that old notes remain legal?

https://punchng.com/godwin-emifiele-and-his-central-bank-of-darkness/

Recirculate Old Notes- simple solution

Throwbacks: Peter Obi Refused to Pay Minimum Wage

Nyesom Wike of Rivers State requests to join in the suit with Zamfara, Kaduna and Kogi states against the CBN ....


https://twitter.com/DeeOneAyekooto/status/1623361743996026880

Atiku and Obi are the Enemies of the masses

Sanwo-Olu Reduces Transportation Fares by 50% on Trains, BRT Buses,Boat & LAGRIDE

FLASH: Governor of Lagos State, Mr @jidesanwoolu has announced a 50% reduction on all Lagos State Public Transport System for the next one week through the Cowry Card system, this measure is to cushion the effect of the Fuel and Currency crisis.


Governor @jidesanwoolu also announced that the Buba Marwa concrete road construction in Ijegun Egba (about 60% completion) has been suspended, to ease movement of Petroleum Products to various filling stations, in conjunction with @nnpclimited & Independent Tank Farm Owners.

Governor @jidesanwoolu says the State Govt has agreed to give protection to Filling Stations that are willing to sell fuel to Lagosians on a 24-Hour basis, Mr Governor says this will make fuel more available to Lagosians.

Governor @jidesanwoolu also announced the setting up of Food Banks across the State using different methods of distribution, to further cushion the effect of the current situation across the country.

On the currency issues, Governor @jidesanwoolu commends the Supreme Court and the Judiciary for the wise decision on the issue.

FLASH: Governor of Lagos State, Mr @jidesanwoolu has announced a 50% reduction on all Lagos State Public Transport System for the next one week through the Cowry Card system, this measure is to cushion the effect of the Fuel and Currency crisis.#ForAGreaterLagos pic.twitter.com/OQk9ojl7EB

— Jubril A. Gawat (@Mr_JAGs) February 8, 2023

Unifier

Fela's Shrine is a local Shrine, I'm a global star...."

P-Square attacks Kuti Family

PDP has never won Yobe and Bauchi States


God Bless Incoming President Bola Tinubu

The voice of the masses

Atiku and Obi named Enemies of the Masses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwZgehF433w

God Bless Incoming President Bola Tinubu

President Buhari Enjoys 24 hours Heroism From PDP & LP Until Yesterday , comment section of this tweet is full of wailing and gnashing of teeth

God Bless Incoming President Bola Tinubu

Photo: Daddy GO Dinning with Tinubu and Fashola

Wailing is allowed

Mr President, let me say this, I know you're committed to the victory of our party, I know you're committed to the progress of Nigeria,however, be mindful of little ants around you, you know that those little ants can remove the trouser of a giant"

Bola Tinubu
04.02.2023
https://twitter.com/WESTCURATOR_/status/1621870964060323841

Elder statesman and First Republic Federal Commissioner for Information, Chief Edwin Clark, on Thursday, came so hard on Governor Ifeanyi Okowa of Delta, with a prayer that he does not succeed in his ambition for Vice Presidency.

According to him, the governor should, in his own interest, openly apologise to his colleagues in both the All Progressives Congress and the Peoples Democratic Party he had allegedly deceived into taking a decision he never believed in.

Clark also gave Okowa between now and May 29 to give an account of the N250 billion 13 per cent derivation fund which he collected from the Federal Government as exposed by Governor Nyesom Wike of River State or face action in court.

“I wish to refresh your memory on the official figure issued by the Federal Government of Nigeria on the buck payment approved by President Muhammadu Buhari, which your colleague of River State, Nyesom Wike publicly admitted to your annoyance.

“You have between now and May 29 2023, to give your report to the people of Delta State as per how this huge amount of money was being spent by you to your people, otherwise, we will end up in the Law Court,” he said.

Several calls, SMS and WhatsApp messages to the Delta State Commissioner for Information, Charles Ehiedu Aniagwu, for a response were not replied to.

Clark stated these in an open letter to Okowa dated Thursday, January 2 2023, titled, ‘Your dictatorial government and the reign of unaccountability in Delta State’, obtained by The PUNCH in Abuja.

The letter reads in parts, “Your Excellency, my letter will definitely come to you as a surprise because of my unusual silence over your nearly eight years of governance in Delta State.

“But my unusual silence does not mean I have kept a blind eye over some corruption and misuse of power by you.

“This is particularly, having regard to my activities during your predecessor’s reign where I openly criticised them, and I was tagged as a troublemaker by my detractors; hence I did not act for some time during your administration.

“It is my intention, therefore, to release some of this ugly information to Delta State people by your lack of sincerity, lack of honesty, and lack of transparent administration. This is especially as the Delta people are scared of you and unable to speak out against your government.


https://punchng.com/you-wont-succeed-with-your-ambition-clark-tells-okowa/