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Jokes EtcRe: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by vizboy(m): 10:27am On Jul 20, 2013
Baba lawo
InvestmentRe: Gtbank Savings Account Interest Payments Replaced By Deductions by vizboy(m): 10:03am On Jul 20, 2013
That was one of the reason I stop using my fidelity bank account.
They just keep deducting
if it is not sms charge it would atm maintenance charge na wa oh.
PoliticsRe: Arewa Youths Oppose Elders Over 2015 by vizboy(m): 9:59am On Jul 20, 2013
hope they are coming to their senses
WebmastersRe: Domain Name Business; The Easiest & The Most Profitable Online Venture by vizboy(m): 6:49pm On Jul 19, 2013
Shawnmayor: ^^ i dont know how but mine was very easy. No probs at all, im sure of 2sexy's own too
dont know about that but anyway am done with them. moving ahead
WebmastersRe: Domain Name Business; The Easiest & The Most Profitable Online Venture by vizboy(m): 6:28pm On Jul 19, 2013
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SportsMathematician: It’s Impossible To Score 78 Goals In 45’mins by vizboy(op): 3:52pm On Jul 19, 2013
Three university lecturers on Thursday
expressed mixed feelings over the
ongoing scandalous results from a recent
Nigeria Nationwide League (NNWL)
Division 4 competition.
The three lecturers are: Akinfenwa Oluseye and
Onyeka Ubaka of the Mathematics Department,
University of Lagos and Ismail Raji(also a
Mathematician) of the University of Ibadan's
Department of Educational Management.
According to them, while it is mathematically
impossible, it is statistically possible to score as
many as 78 goals within 45 minutes in a match,
Akinfenwa Oluseye, a specialist in Mathematics,
told the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Lagos:
"it is mathematically impossible to score as many
as 78 goals in 45 minutes during a football
match.
"Mathematically speaking, it is impossible to score
78 goals under 45 minutes because 45 minutes
multiplied by 60 seconds equals 2,700 seconds,
and the 2,700 should be divided by the 78 goals
scored.
"That means that in the second half, a goal was
scored every 34 seconds for them arrive at that
score line.
"Considering the speed of the players, the field of
play and the short jubilation by players, one can
round it up to 39 seconds per goal and if you do
the mathematics again, you will find that it's not
possible.
"That means you will have 39 seconds to score
every other goal, which isn't remotely possible,
because you can't be that fast. Oluseye also
notes: "assuming it's the fastest man on earth
picking the balls and returning it to the centre, it
still doesn't sum up".
He added that even if the opponents were mere
statues, the goals would not total 146 goals in all.
"It is a match between two opponents and even if
one wasn't present at the pitch, one cannot even
score up to that number of goals because the ball
has to be passed between the players".
Ubaka, a specialist in statistics, on other hand,
said: "from a statistical point of view, it is possible
to score 79 goals and above in a match.
"Football is a game of chance, the probability of
scoring as many as 100 goals is not impossible;
chances are that the players are not good or they
are not standard players.
"Maybe, within the first half, the coach studied
their opponents' weaknesses and capitalised on
the slightest mistake to shoot at target.
"If the goalkeeper is not good, it is possible to
score 10 goals under a minute. Statistics and
probability prove that it is possible to score as
many goals and even more than 100 goals within
that duration," Ubaka said.
Raji, of the University of Ibadan's Department of
Educational Management, said: "It is possible but
there may be some conspiracy. There is a
tendency for that, but a team can score as many
as 80 goals.
"They can score a goal every 30 seconds. A ball
can travel from one end of a pitch under a minute
and if the winning team is not wasting time, it can
score as many goals as possible".
Plateau Feeders and the Police Machines FC, in an
apparent bid to win the two slots for promotion
from Division 4 to Division 3 of the NNWL may
have connived to achieve the scandalous goals, in
order to put their qualification beyond question.
Plateau United Feeders had defeated Akurba FC of
Nassarawa, 79-0, while Police Machines defeated
Bubayero of Gombe, 67-0. All four clubs have
been banned indefinitely by the Nigeria Football
Association.
Source: www.mycampus9ja..com/2013/07/mathematician-its-impossible-to-score.html
Jokes EtcRe: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by vizboy(m): 2:03pm On Jul 19, 2013
Agbero
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RomanceRe: I Know My Brother's Wife Is Cheating by vizboy(m): 5:27pm On Jul 18, 2013
i have a different view on this situation. It seem u are one cheating on ur brother with his wife.
Jokes EtcRe: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by vizboy(m): 5:19pm On Jul 18, 2013
truckpusher
PoliticsRe: Buhari Disowns Yinka Odumakin - His Spokesman by vizboy(m): 4:42pm On Jul 18, 2013
Pot calling kettle black.

That is the action of APC TO PDP.

Either way they are all the same theives and pen robbers.

The Devil I know is far better than the angel I dont know.


@mods why is this topic not on fp yet.
WebmastersRe: Domain Name Business; The Easiest & The Most Profitable Online Venture by vizboy(m): 12:43pm On Jul 18, 2013
2s£xy:
I have replied.
bros i don reply
WebmastersRe: Domain Name Business; The Easiest & The Most Profitable Online Venture by vizboy(m): 10:57am On Jul 18, 2013
2s£xy:
answers are in quote.
bros check your mail I just inbox you. Waiting for your reply
Jokes EtcRe: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by vizboy(m): 8:21pm On Jul 17, 2013
pant washman
Jokes EtcRe: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by vizboy(m): 9:28am On Jul 17, 2013
^^ aproko24/7
EducationSkye Bank Donates N600m ICT Centre To OAU by vizboy(op): 7:42am On Jul 17, 2013
Skye Bank Plc has donated a N600m state-of-the-
art Information and Communication Technology
centre to the Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-
Ife, Osun State.

The Group Managing Director and Chief Executive
Officer of the bank, Mr. Kehinde Durosinmi-Etti,
handed over the centre to the Vice Chancellor,
OAU, Prof. Bamitale Omole, on Tuesday.

Built on the campus of the university, the 700-
seater centre, according to Durosinmi-Etti, will
expand the frontiers of education and aid learning.

He said N150m was spent on the construction of
the centre, while N450m was used for
procurement and installation of equipment.

Omole said the centre would be utilised to
harness modern technology for effective and
efficient learning, and research.

"The problem of large classes will soon be a thing
of the past as lecturers and students can interact
real-time online," Omole said.

Durosinmi-Etti, on his part, said, "It is our desire
to support causes that are of benefit to aid the
extension of the frontiers of education.

"The application of information technology in our
education has assumed a more important
dimension as it confers several advantages."

Speaking on the occasion, the Pro Chancellor,
OAU, Prof. Rowland Ndoma-Egba, said, "With
this magnanimity from Skye Bank, the university
should maintain its lead in ICT education with a
view to developing software that are
technologically advanced, but purposely
indigenous.

"OAU is coming to a point that we should be able
to produce indigenous computers, iPads, iPods
and other gadgets to address the challenges
facing Nigeria."

The ICT centre has a tele-presence unit; cloud
computing laboratory; software studio and
Internet access laboratory.
source: www.mycampus9ja..com/2013/07/skye-bank-donates-n600m-ict-centre-to.html?
PoliticsRe: Why Is It That Every Topic That Insults Or Berates GEJ & PEJ Hits The Front Page by vizboy(m): 6:06am On Jul 17, 2013
the fact still stand and it cant be hiden that most of the moderator here are bias.
LiteratureRe: ... by vizboy(m): 9:24pm On Jul 16, 2013
loving these sh11t
PoliticsRe: A.C.N. Rivers State Carpets Lai Mohammed by vizboy(m): 8:37pm On Jul 16, 2013
Cross my legs,picks up my popcorn hmmmm

these movie is getting interested.
PoliticsRe: Northern Governors Demand Removal Of Rivers Police Commissioner by vizboy(m): 7:46pm On Jul 16, 2013
tokunboh: Morning of a thousand laughs.. Featuring Kwakwanso baby face, ameachi baba, lamido mouth, murtala 'the genius' nyako and aliyu go dye. Venue: portharcourt airport. For tickets, contact boko haram selling points nationwide. Grab your tickets now
Lmao cant stop laughing these sh1ttt is really funny
BusinessRe: Corrupt Firms Barred From Business In Nigeria by vizboy(m): 7:42pm On Jul 16, 2013
Good move by the FG
PoliticsRe: Joe Igbokwe: Please Stop Patience Jonathan by vizboy(m): 7:28pm On Jul 16, 2013
Am a big supporter of Gej but i have to say that the writer of the article is right. The damage done by the wife of the president has cost the president alot and he needs to call the wife,sit her down and put her in her place. Enough is enough
PoliticsRe: Posters Of Jonathan And Buhari Compete For Space In Abuja by vizboy(m): 1:17pm On Jul 16, 2013
If Na so. This one na clear victory for GEJ.

Na wa oh why wont these Apc of a party find another candidate or are they trying to say that apart from buhari they dont have any better candidate.

What happened to fashola,oshiobaba,rochas
why play games with something as important as these. Well I guess they are not ready to enter Aso rock.
CelebritiesRe: Ramsey Nouah Is A Year Older Today by vizboy(m): 1:12pm On Jul 16, 2013
happy bday to ramsey
PoliticsRe: Pro-amaechi Protesters Plan Rally In Abuja Today by vizboy(m): 1:29pm On Jul 15, 2013
Lol
PoliticsRe: Rivers State Crisis: A Balanced View By An Indigene by vizboy(m): 6:42am On Jul 15, 2013
loving these article. The write up was clear and unbiased.

Thumbs up @op
PoliticsRe: Farouk Lawan $3million Bribe Video by vizboy(m): 1:23pm On Jul 14, 2013
All these theif. One na one una cup go full.
PoliticsRe: Kerosene Price Rises By 200% by vizboy(m): 1:08pm On Jul 14, 2013
NA today. We don dey buy the kerosene btw the range of 120 to 150 long long time ago. Cant remember the last time I bought kerosene 50. Abeg e
PoliticsRe: Group Calls For Mass Protest To Oust GEJ From Office. by vizboy(m): 8:29pm On Jul 13, 2013
LMAO cant stop laughing.

Protest my foot.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Acquires Drones? by vizboy(m): 8:21pm On Jul 13, 2013
victorv12: See the toy they are calling drone?! Can those small things nuke the boko haram and the niger delta militants?! Na wa ooo!
a try will convice you
PoliticsRe: Rivers State: “try Us And See” Melaye’s Group Dares Presidency by vizboy(m): 7:52pm On Jul 13, 2013
Abeg me no dey understand all the tori oh.
How gudluck make dey for china take talk say them go arrest all the pro-ameachi lawmakers.
Abeg my people make una clarify.

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