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depumpin:
best advice but oga u be mtn ni everywhere u dey

I use weekends to roam my line.

popweezy:
So many girls have come my way since i've grown up. Even though they loved me wholeheartedly, I don't usually know how to love them back. True true, I no too get money but my packaging no dey carry last..

For the first time in my life I have a genuine feeling for a lady for good 3 years.. she go dey use me play tinko..but I said I will do every possible best to marry her. I said I would Neva give up on her not until I saw her Wedding I.V.. she is getting married to an old brother..

Aaaah!! I've been looking for rope since to do the needful..where should I start from for God's sake.. I'm in pain!!!

Op that not the end of the world. I am sure someone who will love you more will come your way.

Please see a specialist.

GeneralPula:
But 45secs too small sha

That just a welcome note.

Tsolutionifede:
not desperate, God wishes first

That nice. I hope you meet the woman of your choice soon.

PrimadonnaO:
Sometimes, it's not really about "knowing how to chat." You won't just connect with some persons.

Personally, if I'm making an effort to talk to you, I wouldn't reply with "one liners." If you ask how my day was, for instance, I'd state specifically what the day was like... rather than just saying "it was fine."

If you can't pick something from there to further the conversation...then you're on your own... or you don't give me responses that could strengthen a conversation, then of course the conversation trails off.


But with some persons even when you do all these, the conversation almost always reaches a dead end. This could be because y'all don't have enough common interests or one person is simply not vibing with the other.

This is a matured comment. Op I hope you learn from this.

Walk away...

Naaaaaaaaaah Naah Naaaaaaaah I rather remain friends to both of them or enemies to both.

jonaifame22:
i jus hope what i am thinkn is not what it actually is, i was at my shop earlier today when olivia called me and she asked me to come over that the wants to see me,so i closed up and went home, as the bike stopped me in front of my gate,Olivia was already awaiting my arrival, and on sighting me she flashed her beautiful smile at me exposing her set of teeth neatly arranged and well positioned like students on the assembly ground.



I went to her and it was a warm reception as we hugged like long lost friends who had jus found themselves in a strange land ,her beauty is something to shout about,I did not need to look hard before seeing her lovely big breast on her chest screaming for my attention like a hungry five year old child who had jus returned from school, she strapped a small handbag containing her lip gloss and perfume as we broke from the hug i looked at her from head to toe as her bum short exposed the beauty of her soft fresh and yellow laps like an art painting on a canvass, I was proud of my self



i decided i would keep her company when she told me she wants to come pass time wth me since she's bored at home, and also considering the fact that sales in the morning was not bad as i made 5200 already and we went in the house and she asked me if i had food and I answered her assuringly, when we got in I changed over to the inverter and there was light, then she dropped on the bed like a pebble dropped in a river, as she laid on my bed my eyes strayed from the TV to her laps like a lost dog faraway from home, the beauty of her laps was before my sight as I looked at her hungrily like ripe mangoes in a basket,my dick began to stretch like someone who had jus woken from a long slumber,she caught me staring at her and she said " u jus be looking at me as if u've not seen me before na u know wetin u dey look" on hearing dis words i stood transfixed and I felt guilty like naira Marley when he was arraigned in court.


chai Olivia is sweet kai, well so I went to the kitchen and i prepared indomie, and I went outside and bought a plate of goat meat peppersoup and I set it before her and we ate and we laid in bed and she began to tell me of how she lost her virginity riding a bicycle and i said to her since u lost ur virginity to a bicycle and gals do love guys who took their virginity, then that means u would love bicycles alot,she jus laughed guiltily And then we moved on to other topics,and then she told me she wants to settle down cos she feels like having a baby even though she's still very young, as i heard this words my heart sank like the titanic ship on april 14, 1912 in the atlantic ocean because I'm not ready to father any child at the moment


as she spoke she was sounding melancholic and I mved forward to comfort her as my hands dropped on her body it landed safely on her breast,chai my sense of reasoning betrayed me to the konji prevalent in my body at the time being then I began to caress her breasts slowly and she responded slowly like a dull student attempting to answer a difficult question in a classroom, I moved my body over hers as I squeezed her body erotically, she moved her legs and dropped them on mine, and quickly i moved my lips to connect with hers and we locked lips exchanging several litres of saliva as we kissed heavily,I unbuttoned her clothing and I sank my hands into her brassiere and my hand landed in between her breasts and fellowshipped with the both breasts like where two or three Christians are gathered and as my hand worked her breasts my other hand crept into the dark Alley of her laps right inside her pant and troubled her clitori's erotically as she whined allover my bed from one side of her body to the other with her mouth wide open, and then I unhooked her brassiere and her breasts were before my very eyes like an examination script to be marked by a lecturer.


Being that I have the gift for interpreting the female body language, I cld deduce that the breasts hung in a proud stance as if to say that even if I squeeze it as hard as bitter leaf it would not wither, well I wish i squeezed it, because jus as I pulled the pant and it was open before me like a kidnappers den that has jus been exposed after been operational for a long time,I heard a knock on my door and it was my neighbour telln me that NEPA are cutting the wires on my street so i had to go out, then Olivia left as well, only for her to return to my shop dis evening with few clothes that she wants to keep some of her clothes with me cos she doesn't want her friend to know she jus bought them

lepasharon dacblogger mhizkel, blissgregory,smellinganus,obontami, pls EPP me how can I handle dis situation

Op you better close shop and start writing..

depumpin:
but wetin she go dey find around my room in de night....mum go dey sniff and be checking my movement atleast am not a kid

Mom's are usually protective. Are you the only male child or only child?

charliboy654:
Wtf is an inverted nipple. I never hear that one b4

We learn everyday..

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Hell NOO!!! that's a weak man

God forbid. unless my husband allows me cheat. sex is suppose to be enjoy by me also.

can't keep my vaginity for all these years only to hook up with indomie man

he must be hung like a horse and sex for at least 2 hours straight

2hours, are you guys shooting movie

depumpin:
tank you

Your welcome. A better advise no need to pack out. Just carry your babe to a friends house or plan when your parents ain't home and feel alive like 5alive.

depumpin:
Good evening nlanders Pls pardon my errors....my name is David i stay with my parents and am 23yrs old
my problem is wen ever i bring a gal my mum would chase her away and i dnt like it bcux is like an embarrassment
for me....plz advice me

Op if you have the resources to move then move but it's better to pull enough resources and plan not just because of kongi.

united442:
hahahahahahahahah.....guy no kill me with laugh ooooo

this is what your dad got when the condom broke inside your mom...ahahahhahahh

Bross abeg easy.. Mehn

united442:
hahahahahahahahah.....guy no kill me with laugh ooooo

this is what your dad got when the condom broke inside your mom...ahahahhahahh

Bross abeg easy.. Mehn

depumpin:
to cure konji sir

LOL kongi no dey kill bro.

Tsolutionifede:
I am a man 33yrs, my income at an average is 100k, i am looking 4 a serious relationship from gud girl, at least OND and be ready to further, and must be beautiful and God fearing, i love Jesus, but not religious.pls i dont want a retired olosho, i cant maintain them. Location doesnt matter, we can sit down together and chose best location suitable for us.

Op is the guarantee the lady is not a retired olosho or holy Mary. I hope you meet your match soon if not head to Allen, Ikeja Lagos on Friday.

cornel994:
I'm sure there are plenty of girls to meet ur spec offline sir. the internet is full of Hawks sir

Savage

aseosa:
I Have being hearing from people recently that if someone marrys a black and a white woman together in the same age group the white woman tends to get older than the black woman.

Mayb it due to their gene's.

jbblues24:
Yup.

Hello.. The products still available.

I almost dropped my phone..

Wilson125:
So i met this girl when she was in ss3 n i was about to start uni, we were both young but she was younger, we fell in love then but never had sex, after her secondary education she went to lag to stay with her uncle b4 she was offered admission into uni, when she was in lagos she told me she was not interested in relationship stuff anymore n i tried everything but shit didn’t work, her mind was made already.. i was still trying even in her uni days the day she asked me if i was that dull to see the zero possibility.. all through her uni days n even her nysc days in 2016/2017.. babe didn’t reason me in any way, after her nysc she had a job but the pay wasn’t reasonable..the thing is that in 2018 b4 she lost her job she started calling me on her to check up on me, i was even very surprised on the first day, didn’t know she still had ma number, now she wants back n she’s serious, though i still love her but when i ever I remember the words she used on me, different thoughts will fill ma mind, she has all the qualities i need in a woman but i’m just confused if on let her in ma life again cus sometimes i feel she back cus m doing well or something...

Well OP, I'll give you an example of a friend. He loved this lady back then in Uni but she told him to his face she can't go out with student. Well the lady is still home unmarried today begging my friend because she knows he has everything she needs.

I am not much of a lover expert but any lady who can't love you when you are on your way to becoming something tangible isn't worth much of your time.
I mean you beg her back then while in Uni but she refused. I am sure she definitely would have gone out with some guys back then and things didn't work out.
Marriage isn't a trip but a journey together. So think well.

Eglobalma:
I had a talk with a female friend of mine and she brought of the topic like a joke. She said she noticed that naked mad men always have huge gbola and it was kinda funny because it is very true. I noticed it too, they walk around naked with very huge gbolas thats obviously useless of course and sadly many real men dont even have such. Wait is it a criteria to have a huge gbola before u go mad? Who else noticed this?

Op not every Nigerians noticed the above discussed topic. But some real men you are sane possesses such criteria.

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destindd:
Some say falling in love is the closest we mortals have to magic.

There's no explanation for it, no rationale for it. The idea that two human beings can confidently swear themselves to each other forever is so implausible that we can only chalk it up to other-worldly forces making it possible.

Some say falling in love is just biological, that it's what happens when clusters of pheromones collide and randomly, by the graces of science, connect two people together.

No matter where you land on the romantic/cynic spectrum, it's hard to put love into words, to pinpoint exactly what it feels like when your and your partner's heart and soul and body and mind are all in perfect agreement with each other.

But that sure as hell hasn't stopped us from trying.

Few days ago, in my own personal attempt to do so, I asked people to describe the exact moment they knew they were in love with their partners. The responses were uplifting, hilarious and gave us all a little hope that real, true love is out there.

I like the fact that she sent me a message and I can't get my eyes off her profile picture. I made an approach by replying the gorgeous looking young lady. But, she hasn't reply yet. She is everything. She redefined the qualities I looked for in women.

Her forum name is Lisa....I won't complete it.

Chuckles!!

Good for you Op. Well my advice for you is treat the lady with care and avoid making promises.

tee59:
but the guy is richer than you now. Go and make more, more and more money and the girl will go for the highest bidder.

Highest bidder. Ohhh no