Romance › Re: Nigerians Are Such Prudes by Vjcray: 11:29pm On Jan 05, 2016*. Modified: 12:04am On Jan 06, 2016 |
[size=14pt] the only thing making me "prudish" right now that hippopotamus horn you call a leg on your profile. ..
You could pass for a Ruffalo... .
Now run along and Stop seeking obsolete attention... . Goat.. [/size] |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Ruins Relationship. by Vjcray: 11:28pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
|
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Ruins Relationship. by Vjcray: 11:20pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
|
Romance › Re: How To Overcome Masturbating? by Vjcray: 11:19pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
djeezy: First time you're making sense. Nice one. [size=14pt] Is that meant to be a complimentary insult?
I don't step on toes because in life, a feet you step on today might be your point of breakthrough...
Live your life and forget about people's hate speeches....
Cheers.. [/size] |
Romance › Re: Would My Unfriendly Neighbors Ever Speak To Me? by Vjcray: 11:08pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
obiorathesubtle: this would be easier for me if it was your business.. But it's quite difficult as I don't know what to say.. But cheers to you too  [size=14pt] it Contradicts rule 10.....and you are lucky I didn't use report button. ..
Now fvvk off my mentions.. Innit? [/size] |
Romance › Re: How To Overcome Masturbating? by Vjcray: 11:04pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
jooas: thanks you really help.. I was thinking if one can see a doctor about it. [size=14pt] Cheers... [/size] |
Romance › Re: Would My Unfriendly Neighbors Ever Speak To Me? by Vjcray: 10:45pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
obiorathesubtle: Maybe you're invisible.. IJS [size=14pt] what kind of buffonery is this? Cloning someone else's picture and putting on your profile is silly... Retract it...
Cheers.. [/size] |
Celebrities › Re: Five Star CEO E-money Waaring Skirt (photos) by Vjcray: 10:35pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
|
Romance › Re: Would My Unfriendly Neighbors Ever Speak To Me? by Vjcray: 10:31pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
|
Romance › Re: Do I Look Like Jim Iyke? by Vjcray: 10:07pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
mamagee3: [color=deeppink]Hi all, ever since I was younger I was told that I look like Jim Iyke. People always say hey you look like Jim Iyke's younger sister.
So, do I look like Jim Iyke?[/color] [size=14pt] comparing you to this lizard is an obscure insult to that beautiful creature.... .
Go use your menses as a face cream and maybe you can look like Burkina faso's footballer banner...
Low self-esteem Ruffalo.... [/size]
|
Romance › Re: Guys Between A Talkative And Shy Girls Who Do You Find More Attractive? by Vjcray: 10:06pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
[size=14pt] give me a lady with a high sense of humor any day anytime. .. [/size] |
Romance › Re: He Wants To Break Up Becaus She Went To Cook For Her Bachelor Male Friend. by Vjcray: 10:00pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
|
Romance › Re: How To Overcome Masturbating? by Vjcray: 9:58pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
[size=14pt] well.. .. For a start you will need a rubber band. . This may seem funny but it works.. .
Place a rubber band around your wrist. Every time you get the urge to masturbate, flick the rubber band. This will eventually condition you to associate masturbation with the pain, thereby deterring you from the act. The mere thought of masturbation may even cease to cross your mind. Again, If you masturbate frequently because you feel lonely, find ways to be as socially engaged as possible. This means that you should join as many clubs or activities as you can, accept and give more invitations to people, and go out of your way to make more friends. If you want to date someone, consider asking a friend to set you up or join an online dating site. Stop watching porn!! !. One of the reasons you may be masturbating so much is that you know that you can access porn within seconds if you want to. However, if you don't have the willpower to stop looking at the porn on your own, then you may have to take other measures to get the job done: Consider installing porn-blocking software either on your computer or perhaps phone.. Of course you will know the password to bypass the blocking function, but just having it pop up will remind you of your priorities. You can also type a random password in a text file, copy and paste it when you enter your password and verify it, then delete the text file. Then, you will not be able to know the password of your own porn-blocker. This is the best way to keep you strong and spare you the struggle.
I typed this long epistle because I have been a victim before....
Cheers [/size] |
Romance › Re: How To Overcome Masturbating? by Vjcray: 9:48pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
Mskrisx: Deep your privates in a boiling water or better still hit with a sledge hammer....it's my pleasure don't mention pls.  [size=14pt] are you feather brained?
He needs advice and your loved IQED brain could come up with this?
It's a pity. .. [/size] |
Romance › Re: How To Overcome Masturbating? by Vjcray: 9:41pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
[size=14pt] firstly, do you masturbate? [/size] |
Romance › Re: These Nairalander Should Go And Marry!!! by Vjcray: 9:30pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
|
Romance › Re: These Nairalander Should Go And Marry!!! by Vjcray: 9:30pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
|
Romance › Re: Babes Allow Ur Guys To B Landlords Dis Year by Vjcray: 8:58pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
R Rexhenrex: Lwkmd...they will buy a hair that the amount is worth 2plots of land,then start complaining they always have headache! Why won't u av headache It takes a guy with sense to spend spend wise not to pls a girl. alwelldinho: }1 quality Brazillian hair = 78 bags of cement. }1 quality designer handbag = 10 tankers of water. }1 quality pair of designer shoes = 1 trailer load of sand. }1 iphone 4 = 5,500 pieces of blocks. These're enough to build a 2 bedroom flat. Ladies!...Babes!...pls, allow ur boyfriends to be landlords this year!!!! [size=14pt] this two posts are as old as my grandfather's boxers... [/size] |
Romance › Re: These Nairalander Should Go And Marry!!! by Vjcray: 8:54pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
midassultan: .you go soon get heartattack bayi. Op was obviously joking vizkiz: see as you just carry nairaland matter for head.  Continue like this and you wouldn't last 2 months before you die of heart attack [size=14pt] I don't give a fvvk about what you think he is doing. I just made my point and I don't seem to know how that affects you..
Mi raye oshi mehn...
Cheers [/size] |
Romance › Re: These Nairalander Should Go And Marry!!! by Vjcray: 8:53pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
midassultan: .you go soon get heartattack bayi. Op was obviously joking vizkiz: see as you just carry nairaland matter for head.  Continue like this and you wouldn't last 2 months before you die of heart attack [size=14pt] I don't give a fvvk about what you think he is doing..
Mi raye oshi mehn...
Cheers [/size] |
Romance › Re: These Nairalander Should Go And Marry!!! by Vjcray: 8:37pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
[size=14pt] go through your posts over and over again...
Now tell me if what you just posted makes sense. .. If you don't see any atom of sense in this.. then you are a fvvking feather brained Ruffalo.....
You need your mom's Breastfeeding over and over again until a tingling piece of sense is stuck to your brain ..
Cheers . [/size] |
Romance › Re: And She Told Him 'Masturbating Is A Spiritual Bondage'. Is It A YES Or No? by Vjcray: 8:23pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
Tunchi101: do you think it's spiritual? [size=14pt] mi raye oshi mehn . .
Who the fvvk will want to think that masturbating is a spiritual thing?
That person needs his or her mother's breastfeeding again... . And fast too.. . [/size] |
Romance › Re: Share Your Emotional Moments Here by Vjcray: 8:08pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
[size=14pt] and why should I share my emotional moments on a public forum like this?
Some things are better left unsaid. ..
Cheers [/size] |
Romance › Re: Did I Goof? My Experience With A Lady I Love. by Vjcray: 8:05pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
|
Romance › Re: My Friends Girlfriend Is Fucking Me Why Na?? Abi Her Toto 2 Dey Hot? by Vjcray: 3:09pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
[size=14pt] you are a fvvking perverted Ruffalo to open a thread this afternoon showcasing your inherent and undiluted feather brained foolishness.. ...
Go scrub your self of this dirty spirit and make good use of yourself.....
Cheers... [/size] |
Romance › Re: Is It Ok For A Woman To Be A Cab Driver? by Vjcray: 3:06pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
|
Romance › Re: Should I Travel With Her To Canada Or Not? by Vjcray: 2:55pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
kodedbis: I met this Lady late last year August precisely through a friend of mine ( match making things) she is 3years older than me , am 28 she is 31, I really like her but I find it so difficult to love her ever since we hv started dating and she as been so supportive to me financially because am Jobless now, but the main issue now is that my uncle in canada want to help so I can join him in canada and he says I must include my fiance name so it will b easier for me to get the visa, and now I needed like 50k to seat for ietls exam before d canada process can begin , I don't hv 50k for d exam now and when I told my gf about it she has promise to give me d 50k I needed provided her name will b included as my fiance. My problem now is that how will i go to canada with a woman I don't love and if I didn't include her name there is no where to get money to do d exam now and i must do it this month, she is d only hope I hv for now concerning the money I needed, my fellow nairalanders should I collect d money from her and divorce her when we get to canada? or I should i collect the money from her and travel without her and pay her back later? or what should I do ? Am really depress now. Your advice is needed urgently [size=14pt] this is what you deserve. . [/size] |
Romance › Re: How Do I Date A Nigerian Lady? by Vjcray: 9:04pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
[size=14pt] Nigerian ladies don't need a guy boy like you.....
Your mentality got me thinking about the future of our our Nigerian youths who are abroad and suddenly think that Nigerian ladies are not good for them anymore.. .. ..
If your dad where to marry a foreigner will you be spewing this nonsense?
Well, your life, your mentality, your fvvking business.. . [/size] |
Romance › Re: Hilarious! See How An Arsenal Fan Tricked His Wife by Vjcray: 8:56pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
|
Romance › Re: Guys Please Don't Ignore This "VERY IMPORTANT" by Vjcray: 8:30pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
[size=14pt] can someone please explain to me the new meaning of "important" [/size] |
Romance › Re: Shocking!!Olamide And Don Jazzy Beef Terminates 8 Year Old Relationship! by Vjcray: 8:16pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
[size=8pt][/size] |
Romance › Re: Girls Are Wicked: New Type Of Zoning by Vjcray: 8:13pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
|