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Romance › Re: Some True Facts About Ladies And Sex by vjsmiles: 11:48pm On Apr 10, 2015

Kindycute:
your ear well well well. u be robot.

Romance › Re: What Would U Do If Your 'girlfriend' Was This Tall? (photo) by vjsmiles: 11:48pm On Apr 10, 2015

agoadiv:
noooo, dats a notification cos ma data was on,thanks for remembering me..lemme uninstall

Romance › Can Nigerian Girls Do This? (photo( by vjsmiles(op): 11:47pm On Apr 10, 2015

can they really do this not the other way round ?

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Romance › Re: Some True Facts About Ladies And Sex by vjsmiles: 11:30pm On Apr 10, 2015

the person that wrote this down must be a robot pre programmed to write this hooha
the only sexual fact i know of is ^money,naira or kobo automatically arousesva woman's gutter therby causing the her mark clinton to stand at ease

Romance › Re: What Would U Do If Your 'girlfriend' Was This Tall? (photo) by vjsmiles: 11:26pm On Apr 10, 2015

is her eraser gonna be taller than my pencil?
so you stillllll 2go

Romance › Re: Can I Entter The Place? by vjsmiles: 10:56pm On Apr 10, 2015

jamillion(m), Enegod(m), IDGAF(m), Borrussia, daviyjones, ivyy(f), Ipledge(m), sinizia, naijaboiy(m), Chiam55(f), dechandel(f), vjsmiles, missclasssy(f), hriz(m), koolet(m), kenex4ever(m), OgaTheTop2, kitnah(f), richommie(m), Midehi(f), Unabefool(m), cherryice(f), EddyBlingzz(m), Burger01(m), Idowuogbo(f), Blackett, Deejavuu(f), theorbiters, Aprime(

a new troll is born
grin

Romance › Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush by vjsmiles: 10:50pm On Apr 10, 2015

all emmm ^crushers.....
which of the crushers do you want?
Alaba customized??
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTcoZ5WfWcXFxGT26PFu5VO_MgliQB5iTUlbujba5O3PxmvUioB[/img]

IKECHUKWU AND SONS?? [img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3KfKy6-knPRvyp2EOsQ9tUUtt1g6g4lUEsMyohvgPMDrrXGgr[/img]

MALLAM TANKO AND ASSOCIATES??
[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRU6zrEpdL3e4GxfeKNKnWuriH5Zam5Xbnnc3AVcYciU-U9B5S5QQ[/img]

KOREDE BELLO AND MAVINS CRUSHING COMPANY PLC??
[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSPjdQw3GiGRzJomK2hcUHID1DOr6S8t4J5blUsINQ0cbdq-fdyCg[/img]

be busy crushing when 95% of your crushees might ^never get to see you...
^tcheew
^tcheeew
^tcheeeew

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Romance › Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush by vjsmiles: 10:48pm On Apr 10, 2015

Romance › Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush by vjsmiles: 10:26pm On Apr 10, 2015

sylvalord:
crushing on someone
online when you haven't even seen his picture is the height of
stupidity. online crushing is dumb itself but online crushing without
even seeing a pic? your soul needs surgery.

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Romance › Re: Can You Lay Down Your Life For The Love Of Your Life? by vjsmiles: 10:20pm On Apr 10, 2015

Lala247:

sissy calm down na...

na evry thing you dey share??
you must be really generous o

Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade Shows Off Her Sexy Laps by vjsmiles: 10:15pm On Apr 10, 2015

Tashaamania:
Mine are sexier than these na , how come it isnt a topic on NL yet

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Romance › Re: SEUN I Hate This(nairaland POLITICS) by vjsmiles: 9:49pm On Apr 10, 2015

Chiam55:
But you can't even write in English so what thread you create

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Celebrities › Re: Mike Ezuruonye Shows Off His Cute Younger Sister by vjsmiles: 9:15pm On Apr 10, 2015

kestolove95:
One of d hidiot dat led Gej to failure

Young03:
Nonsense..
Only her boobs will attract me

cozy7:
If this "thing" is cute, then I think thst word has another meaning!

nedz:
Keyut?...the teeth tho

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Health › Re: See What An Auxiliary Nurse Did To This Baby. Viewer's Discretion advised. by vjsmiles: 9:07pm On Apr 10, 2015

Ewizard:
op u 4 blur d pic small nah..

as him small reach see his scrotum

dat kid go sabi nak 4rm under ooo, see as him spread d leg..

na person future hubby na dem castrate lyk diz oo..
chai.. deres god roo!

aunty nurse!

Health › Re: See What An Auxiliary Nurse Did To This Baby. Viewer's Discretion advised. by vjsmiles: 8:59pm On Apr 10, 2015

buygala:
o

a minute silence for this hooha

Health › Re: See What An Auxiliary Nurse Did To This Baby. Viewer's Discretion advised. by vjsmiles: 8:58pm On Apr 10, 2015

you mean no https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex012.gif till death due to some recklessness of a mama reject who didnt wanna go to school but ended up jumping from ~~pricks~~ to ~~pricks~~ in search of undiluted orgasm?

another minute silence for the sperm cells of the poor boy

Romance › Re: Should I Marry This Lady? by vjsmiles: 8:17pm On Apr 10, 2015

Biorony:
Hello NairaLanders, please I need your opinion on this issue bothering me. I have this lady I'm really in love with, people are kind of dicouraging me from marrying her been the fact the she is brief (short) and that she might have complications during child birth etc... Please I need your advice, no abuse please, because it's the matter of the heart. Thanks you all.

then follow your heart man..
follow it like you are following a truck full of cotonou customized weed...
nairaland don turn turn heart specialist hospital?

Romance › Re: Can This Stop Men From CHEATING! by vjsmiles: 8:05pm On Apr 10, 2015

Lala247:
It wont last ..

V.I.E.W.E.R.S D.I.S.C.R.E.T.I.O.N gravely advised
http://www.penisplugsablaze.com/site/mobile?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.penisplugsablaze.com%2Fpenis_plugs_members_picture.html#3128

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Romance › Re: Can This Stop Men From CHEATING! by vjsmiles: 8:01pm On Apr 10, 2015

Lala247:
And how will they attach it

in A.L.A.B.A there is a way

Romance › Re: Can This Stop Men From CHEATING! by vjsmiles: 8:00pm On Apr 10, 2015

Lala247:
E.g

Wetin they wan do self .. Dey cant hide from GOd

create customised ~~peበis~~

Romance › Re: Can This Stop Men From CHEATING! by vjsmiles: 7:59pm On Apr 10, 2015

Lala247:
Lol no one is bigger than 8 make una no lie

So imgaine u cheat , within that one day you go like 6 rounds ... U walk out with 2 inches left
Walahi the guy would rethink his next move

Romance › Re: Can This Stop Men From CHEATING! by vjsmiles: 7:58pm On Apr 10, 2015

naija boys will still make a way to escape...

Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Shares Adorable Photos Of Him and his son in a g-wagon by vjsmiles(op): 7:57pm On Apr 10, 2015*

lalasticlala

Celebrities › Re: Photos: Actress Rachael Okonkwo Scrapes Off Her Hair by vjsmiles(op): 3:05pm On Apr 10, 2015

agarawu23:
en

Celebrities › Photos: Actress Rachael Okonkwo Scrapes Off Her Hair by vjsmiles(op): 3:03pm On Apr 10, 2015

see G.O.R.I.M.A.K.P.A

Politics › Hilarious Picture Of Bus With Inscription:lagos Lagoon Bus For Igbos Only by vjsmiles(op): 2:53pm On Apr 10, 2015

[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQp-61G6Q0e5-k3Iy_hIq1Pm4ce1a0GJAwlgRu3GuSUwbF_fyIEn7RQtlSbgQ[/img]
ticket price #200

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Politics › Re: An Open Letter To Oluwaseun Osewa! by vjsmiles: 11:56am On Apr 10, 2015

Celebrities › Paul Okoye Shares Adorable Photos Of Him and his son in a g-wagon by vjsmiles(op): 11:29am On Apr 10, 2015*

sizzling hot innit?

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Romance › Re: 7 Reasons Why Many Ladies Will Remain Unmarried by vjsmiles: 10:43am On Apr 10, 2015

Nairaland General › Re: if These 3 Monikers Leave Romance Section Today Thousands Will Follow Them!!!! by vjsmiles: 9:27pm On Apr 08, 2015

[email] so what the ffuck is this myopic gutted hooha still ranting about? [/email]

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Politics › Re: Fashola Addresses Lagosians On Saturday's Governorship Election by vjsmiles: 9:24pm On Apr 08, 2015

no source?

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TV/Movies › Re: What Are Your Top Three Best Romantic Movies Till Date? by vjsmiles: 9:22pm On Apr 08, 2015

ivyy:
Okay

*draws her closer and hugs her tightly*
i'll make up ah promise

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