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 Nairaland General › Re: Types Of People You May Encounter In A 'face Me I Face You ' by vjsmiles(op): 3:45pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
BabaPeace:
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| Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by vjsmiles: 3:43pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
D1ck:you think you got a problem with me? i choose when to suffer fvcktards like you.... run along now |
| Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by vjsmiles: 3:36pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
Unibenstudent:i take that as a typo error |
| Romance › Re: Does This Mean That She Is Disrespectful? by vjsmiles: 3:29pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
ronald4lif:what is punny?  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Vjsmiles And Cherryice Chatroom by vjsmiles(op): 3:28pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
cherryice b, mhe sorry.. evn though i did nafng.... my email wz hacked by some devils and maybe they sent those mails to you... dont even have an idea boud the content of the mail... im sorry  |
| Nairaland General › Types Of People You May Encounter In A 'face Me I Face You ' by vjsmiles(op): 3:08pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
[b] oh! you just paid your landlord(did i hear somebody greet u congratulations?) and you will be moving in soon. well be prepared to meet these kind of people............ THE RICH TENANT this category of people, you will not know the reason why they cant go and rent a flat because they are rich and have a car even while the landlord dont have okada. he will always be the one to charge the whole compound phone when light is off and their generator will work overnight and u will be like pls God let this man fuel finish or make nepa bring light because the noice is just too much and your room is next to his room. it is well shaaa... OVERTIME TOILETER/BATHER bros abeg do quick na ur co-tenant== wetin na? no be now i enter. (and he has been in the toilet since morning)  THE GOOD SAMARITAN love your neighbour as u love urself. you will always meet new and different people in his/her room and when the landlord ask u will hear "na my father brother o" little by little dey will be 15 in one single room and the co tenant will stART fighting with them that dey must be paying extra money to pack the suckerway THE AMEBOS hmmm "soboleyoke" highservice" sekeshaajo" tatanfo" you will definitely meet this kind of people in a "face me i face u" they will always want to know all what is happening in the compound either good or bad and they will always be the one to spread false and true rumours.. THE OBSERVERS/WATCHERS if i say watchers i dont mean security o, these kind of ppl will always like to monitor your movement they will be the first to know weda u drank garri at night because dey will always know its long u cooked. you go dey hear "bros na canteen u dey eat dis days?" . (aproko )THE OLDEST TENANT hmmmm!!! he/she knows all the history of the house and all records of both present and past tenants , so dont just cross ur bandary if you dont want to hear the history of your life. THE REVEREND SISTERS oh! sister nkechi and sister nkiru, when dey were supposed to get married, they are waiting for rich guys with range rover sport cars, duplex houses and huge bank accounts but the lucky guy didnt come now they are above 40. their prayers will always wake u up early morning as a reminder.. all is well with poverty [/b] 1 Share
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| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by vjsmiles: 2:42pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
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| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by vjsmiles: 2:39pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
Lala247:you and who automatic ticket to the pearl gates |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by vjsmiles: 2:33pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
Lala247:hell is real sissy |
| Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by vjsmiles: 2:17pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
KingTom: check my previous post i don the go church since 12:am today |
| Romance › Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by vjsmiles: 2:15pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
Lala247:you mean 69 style  |
| Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by vjsmiles: 2:11pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
KingTom:
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| Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by vjsmiles: 2:08pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
KingTom: it is well.... |
| Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by vjsmiles: 2:03pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
KingTom:you met any? because that smelly ass pussy cunter aint wild in any category im off to church |
| Romance › Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by vjsmiles: 1:57pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
Lala247:what! my sissy is now bad dammit 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by vjsmiles: 1:55pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
KingTom:dumb girls aint wild on bed... |
| Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by vjsmiles: 1:54pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
so nهbody wants to woo onihaxy? my niggah that makes 100% of the ladies wet virgins included with his sumptous stories FACT#ladies fear God o dammmit |
| Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by vjsmiles: 1:49pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
KingTom:where did you get such assumption from ....allergic to sme*** pu*** so nah i'll pass on the ram... dammmmit |
| Celebrities › Re: Eva Alordiah Is Stunning In New Photos by vjsmiles: 1:40pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
i see a fine face springy neck sተupid baldness dammit i'll pass 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by vjsmiles: 1:37pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
KingTom:hate dumbtards... |
| Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience With Jehova's Witnesses Yesterday... Very Funny. by vjsmiles: 1:34pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
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| Music/Radio › Re: Lil Wayne Disses Birdman In Young Money Cypher by vjsmiles: 1:33pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
fvcking fools 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by vjsmiles: 1:31pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
KingTom:it is fvcking well |
| Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by vjsmiles: 1:29pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
Lala247: cc:naijaboiy 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by vjsmiles: 1:27pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
lala247 sissy who is the luckuly fvckard |
| Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by vjsmiles: 1:24pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
[quote author=Tallesty1 post=31638849][/quote] dammmmmit  you puئsies have a knack for attacking the gbagaunist? damn damn damn... just came back from church |
| Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by vjsmiles: 1:16pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
Chiam55:whenever he is quoting vj,he needs a dictionary check have a fvckin knack for misuse of words and misspellings |
| Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by vjsmiles: 1:14pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
ivyy:follow your heart |
| Travel › Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by vjsmiles: 1:13pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
experimentist: 3 Likes
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| Celebrities › Re: Happy Mother's Day: Nigerian Celebs And Their Mother (pics) by vjsmiles: 12:29pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
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| Entertainment › Re: OMG!! Meet Nigeria's Hairiest Lady, Queen Okafor (pictures) by vjsmiles: 12:27pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
disgusting... |
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