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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Too Clingy Please Advice. by vjsmiles: 7:27am On Feb 25, 2015

HERE THEY GO AGAIN
TYPO HER NUMBER LET ME UNTANGLE HER IF SHE IS BEING TOO CLINGY.....

I WOULD PRAY FOR A CLINGY KIND OF GIRL THAT WILL LET ME NOT FALL ASTRAY N THERE YOU ARE BLABERRING ABOUT RARE STUFFS.

NO OFFE?NSE

Nairaland General › Re: Most Common Names In Nigeria by vjsmiles: 7:25am On Feb 25, 2015

BET THE MOST POPULAR IS EMMANUEL

Food › Re: Weird Or Not? (pics) by vjsmiles(op): 7:23am On Feb 25, 2015

richol:
calabar tins

SHOPRITE TO BE PRECISE

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Food › Weird Or Not? (pics) by vjsmiles(op): 4:14am On Feb 25, 2015

PHOTO OF DOG HEADS BEING BUTCHERED AND BEING PACKAGED...
AINT THAT KINDA WEIRD

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Vjsmiles And Cherryice Chatroom by vjsmiles(op): 4:07am On Feb 25, 2015

cherryice:
kid accidentally spoilt my phone, the screen went blank and I just had to format all cntacts, will get a new one by the weekend

KAY

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Terrorists Captured By Cameronian Soldiers ( Photo) by vjsmiles: 3:53am On Feb 25, 2015

YOU CAPTURING THEM TO DO WHAT?
DID THEY "BOMB" US ALIVE
KILL THOSE BOMBERFUCKERS AND GIVE THEM TO THEIR AWAITING VIRGINS ?

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Terrorists Captured By Cameronian Soldiers ( Photo) by vjsmiles: 3:53am On Feb 25, 2015

nzeadachie:
NO WONDER, SO THIS IS WHAT MAKES BUHARI TO HAVE HBP, SEE THEM VERY DIRTY HUMAN BEIGNS, THEY CAN'T EVEN BATH I ~~THOUGHT THERE IS RIVERS IN THOSE PLACES~~

HOW ONE LINE CAN SPOIL A WHOLE BUNCH OF WORDS

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Family › Re: Man Reportedly Attempts To Marry Spiritual Wife In Ikoyi by vjsmiles: 3:25am On Feb 25, 2015*

Midehi:
tripping ke, dont u think 6 pack is better.

SO I AINT GOT SIX PACKS

Family › Re: Man Reportedly Attempts To Marry Spiritual Wife In Ikoyi by vjsmiles: 4:07pm On Feb 24, 2015

Midehi:
bros ds ur tiny body & ur 3 pack...lol

TRIPPING ?

Politics › Re: Who Are The Richest E Warriors On Nairaland? by vjsmiles: 3:47pm On Feb 24, 2015

WHAT KINDA JOBLESS ATTENTION SEEKING THREAD IS THIS?

CAN YOU DECIPHER WHAT YOU MEAN BY "E WARRIORS" ?

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Romance › Re: 5 Types Of Guys Who Are Not Husband Material by vjsmiles: 2:37pm On Feb 24, 2015

WILL THIS EVER STOP

Nairaland General › Re: Antispambot Is On Banning Spree!!! Help Me by vjsmiles: 2:35pm On Feb 24, 2015

A TROLL NEVER DIES

Crime › Re: BREAKING NEWS! - Ebonyi House Of Assembly Complex Burnt To The Ground By Unknown by vjsmiles: 1:35pm On Feb 24, 2015

GOD

Romance › Re: Nigerian Women Spent Twice More Than Nigerian Men For 2015 Valentine by vjsmiles: 1:20pm On Feb 24, 2015

PICTURE ANALYSIS FROM KONGA JUMIA OLX AND OTHER SHOPS OR......COMPLETE IT

Politics › Re: What's Wrong With This Campaign Picture by vjsmiles: 1:17pm On Feb 24, 2015

"MERCI" BEAU'COUP ?

Romance › Re: See The Pix And Tell Me What's Wrong by vjsmiles: 1:08pm On Feb 24, 2015

ADVERTISING PHOTO

Jokes Etc › Re: Check Out This Hillarious Picture by vjsmiles: 1:05pm On Feb 24, 2015

MARKETING STRATEGY

Romance › Re: Dude Wants His Money Back(picture Of Chat) Funny Stuff. by vjsmiles: 1:03pm On Feb 24, 2015

ABA BOYS SENSE

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Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Said Am Not A Wife Material, Plus Our Chat Pics by vjsmiles: 12:55pm On Feb 24, 2015

nkemdi89:
The former church I used to attend before I changed parish our pastor wife during one of her sermon said as a young girl when you visit your man you don't need to do any domestic chores according as quoted by her " the kitchen is not your kitchen until he is married to you, the room is not your room until he is married to you, the bed is not your bed until he is married to you, me when I was still dating my husband whenever I go to visit him I will just cross my leg and watch him do everything" imagine the number of young ladies she has brainwashed with such sermon.

THEN THE FOOD FROM THE KITCHEN AINT YOURS UNTIL YOU GET MARRIED

Romance › Re: Famous Nairalander Need A Help by vjsmiles: 12:46pm On Feb 24, 2015

YOU BORING IN WHAT ASPECT
?
DRESSING?IF THEY FEEL YOUR DRESS SENSE AINT UP TO DATE YOU SHOULD IMPROVE ON THAT I.E VISIT LATEST SHOPPING MALLS BOUTIQUES AND OTHER SMALLER SHOPS IF YOU AINT FINANCIALLY BUOYANT.

COMMUNICATION SKILLS? AFRAID THIS COMES NATURALLY BUT YOU CAN GROOM IT TO REACH ITS PEAK..
DOWNLOAD E BOOKS AND LEARN HOW TO SAY NICE AND SWEET THINGS TO LADIES THAT WOULD MAKE THEIR HEAD SWIRL..

LOOKS?IF YOU AINT DAH GOODLOOKING? IT AINT REALLY MUCH OF A PROBLEM THOUGH BECAUSR YOUR CHARACTER ENGULFS YOUR OUTSIDE LOOKS.

TRY TO BE ROMANTIC, DO THINGS THAT SHE WOULDNT EXPECT YOU TO DO,TRUST ME BRO YOU ON A LONG THING TO GETTING ANY LADY OF YOUR CHOICE..