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Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by VJSMILESS: 11:05am On Mar 15, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by VJSMILESS: 10:59am On Mar 15, 2015 |
naijaboiy: Oga pray for us o  i sure will... it is well# |
Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by VJSMILESS: 10:58am On Mar 15, 2015 |
ivyy: Djzeey
Or
YOU stil tinking  not good at guesing |
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Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by VJSMILESS: 10:49am On Mar 15, 2015 |
AgapeCharis: Hahaha
That kind person rice no dey make brain  we go manage am....  who's wooing you |
Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by VJSMILESS: 10:48am On Mar 15, 2015 |
ivyy?you wooing who |
Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by VJSMILESS: 10:47am On Mar 15, 2015 |
precious888: You should go to the hospital so they check the expiry date at the back of your brain. It seems yours is under going decay and dessication
Did my profile state that I was female. Its obvious you are your thinking faculty is debilitated.
Brainless homo-sapien its desiccation damnnn it when quoting me make sure you are with a dict..... now run along guy and stop derailing here...calm down a lady might pick you and woo..you never know who might be crushing on your dumbtard dechipated odourated self  i have you where i want you..its a free world....
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Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by VJSMILESS: 10:40am On Mar 15, 2015 |
AgapeCharis: Someone may open a thread soon about a guy that committed suicide as a result of trolling  bros i never chop rice for some months now o... that go be opportunity |
Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by VJSMILESS: 10:36am On Mar 15, 2015 |
AgapeCharis: Someone that wants to be wooed  stop giving the guy inflated ego... |
Romance › Re: Get In & See The Babe With The Most Beautiful Face On Nairaland Romance Section by VJSMILESS: 10:32am On Mar 15, 2015 |
ivyy: Go away  i'm sorry for being nostaligia... cheers my lady |
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Romance › Re: Get In & See The Babe With The Most Beautiful Face On Nairaland Romance Section by VJSMILESS: 10:10am On Mar 15, 2015 |
ivyy: Always mean Learn to apreciate beauty learn to say it as it is |
Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by VJSMILESS: 10:08am On Mar 15, 2015 |
precious888: Please if you are quoting any comment, make sure you erase my moniker from the quote
You feel me hate dumb guys  dammmit!! same guy different monikers... be smart dumbtard!you making this boring 
hope i aint derailing @naijaboiy
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Romance › Re: How Can One Host A Visiting Girlfriend (during Exam Period) by VJSMILESS: 9:46am On Mar 15, 2015 |
guess you wont be in the library all day? in the evenings take her out and relax some nerves and when you r away try as much as possible to make her comfortable... dstv or any of this dishes are a good companion... with telemundo her problems are on hold... just try this and watch it go smoothly..
happy sunday |
Christianity Etc › Re: 8 Real Photographs That Prove Hell Exists On Earth by VJSMILESS(op): 9:40am On Mar 15, 2015 |
Trojan00: A bunch of random pictures to prove what! You are one delusional wacko I must tell you olu77: You have just added more complications to an already complicated issue. Nawa o! Op you are confused o 
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Christianity Etc › Re: 8 Real Photographs That Prove Hell Exists On Earth by VJSMILESS(op): 9:22am On Mar 15, 2015 |
bettercreature: OP,how does Natural disaster or tanker explosion make us to understand hell is real ? those two fiery red eyes? |
Christianity Etc › Re: 8 Real Photographs That Prove Hell Exists On Earth by VJSMILESS(op): 9:21am On Mar 15, 2015 |
blackjack21: A vj turned preacher 
09:18:48 Sun, Mar 15, 2015 it happens |
Christianity Etc › Re: 8 Real Photographs That Prove Hell Exists On Earth by VJSMILESS(op): 9:19am On Mar 15, 2015 |
867Y5309: Classic signs of a stolen writeup.. This should not even make backpage [/quote] dammmit are you steewpid  you didnt see the link beneath... you need eye sight rehab... im off to church [/quote] |
Christianity Etc › Re: 8 Real Photographs That Prove Hell Exists On Earth by VJSMILESS(op): 9:16am On Mar 15, 2015 |
AfricanApple: these fucking pictures just gave me more reasons to disbelieve in hell
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Christianity Etc › Re: 8 Real Photographs That Prove Hell Exists On Earth by VJSMILESS(op): 9:04am On Mar 15, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by VJSMILESS: 8:50am On Mar 15, 2015 |
dammit!! now look here little girl dont you ever i mean ever try pulling that stunt you tried yesterday... now run along...im done with you |
Romance › Re: Get In & See The Babe With The Most Beautiful Face On Nairaland Romance Section by VJSMILESS: 8:45am On Mar 15, 2015*. Modified: 9:03am On Mar 15, 2015 |
all i can see rabbit teeth hot legs average face nice body shape brown tooth.... dammmit i'm off to church |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by VJSMILESS: 8:43am On Mar 15, 2015 |
Chiam55: Sorry you're on your own There is no we  so if you die where will you going to? abyss |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by VJSMILESS: 8:35am On Mar 15, 2015 |
Chiam55: Ok good luck with that. Dnt believe everything you read.... issoryd... we shall see in hell |
Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by VJSMILESS: 8:23am On Mar 15, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by VJSMILESS: 8:22am On Mar 15, 2015 |
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Christianity Etc › 8 Real Photographs That Prove Hell Exists On Earth by VJSMILESS(op): 8:18am On Mar 15, 2015 |
[b] A wise and sagely woman once posited that heaven is a place on a Earth. And if that's true, then hell is just two exits down on the left. Oh, it exists, do not doubt it. It's real, it's right here and I have the goddamn pictures to prove it. Literally. These are images damned by God.
His Coming Shall Be Foretold
https://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/0/8/42208.jpg?v=1
his is actually an undoctored picture of a fire at a chemical factory in the Netherlands. It took 150 firefighters to put out the flames, and while the plant burned completely to the ground, no injuries were recorded despite the toxic fumes. Though surrounding citizens were warned to stay inside to avoid possible respiratory infections and rampaging Balrogs.
His Shadow Shall Block the Sky
https://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/1/4/42214.jpg?v=1
This is what happens immediately after you finish signing that contract with Satan, and all you're left with is a mysteriously echoing laugh. This is the Fourth Sign of the Coming, right before the ground starts bleeding but just after all cats disappear from the Earth. This is how you know God is displeased with your selection of Pope.
OK, so it's actually a picture of a volcanic eruption at Fimmvorduhals in Iceland. But if you don't think "flames overflowing the Earth, resulting in a dark red cloud blocking out the moon itself" is some sort of portent of the endtimes -- then thanks for reading
The Earth Shall Bleed https://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/0/5/42205.jpg?v=1
This is a picture of, no shit, a place called Blood Falls in Antarctica. Here's the actual explanation: "2 million years ago the Taylor Glacier sealed off a small body of water that contained a community of microbes. This small pool of wild animals has not seen oxygen, sunlight or heat since that time. As the earth warmed and the glaciers in Antarctica melted away, these organisms have been independently evolving for eons without any outside contact. Until now, when they've suddenly sprung forth from the glacier. The frothy water is rich in iron, which gives it the striking red color. These strangely alien microbes may exist nowhere else on earth, and they give scientists an idea of what kind of life may survive after the earth becomes uninhabitable by almost all other life forms."
So, there's a place called Blood Falls, located on the frozen, cruel and empty continent of Antarctica, that contains strange life forms which have been sealed away for untold ages, and have now awoken and spilled forth onto the world. Oh yeah, and they'll probably be the last things alive on the planet.
His Servants Are Among Us
https://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/1/1/42211.jpg?v=1
Let's be fair: This is just a portrait of an unfortunate woman. Unfortunate because she's lived just a bit too long and has grown to resemble some horror-trope crone. Unfortunate because she's clearly suffering from some bizarre health issues. Unfortunate because she does not have access to care to correct these issues. And perhaps most unfortunate of all, because she has given her body over to demons who now walk the Earth in human skin, only distinguishable by their black eyes and the goddamn horns growing out of their heads.
This is most likely a common skin condition called a cutaneous horn, which is basically just compacted keratin -- the same protein in hair and nails -- protruding from the epidermis. If this is indeed a cutaneous horn, they're often benign and can usually be removed surgically. Though that does not treat the underlying cause, which is either excessive sun exposure to already damaged skin, or the devil coming to live inside the empty shells left behind by suicides.
Beware of His Little Messengers
https://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/1/0/42210.jpg?v=1 If doves are the messengers of the Lord, then the Satanic Leaf Tailed Gecko is probably Old Scratch's preferred postal carrier. Though you should know that these guys are utterly harmless. They're tiny -- usually two to five inches long -- and are endemic to the little island of Madagascar. So you're not likely to stumble across one in the first place, and it certainly won't hurt you if you do.
It won't hurt you at all. It needs you.
It might ask you to hurt others, though. Oh, softly enough at first, in half-heard whispers borne on the wind, but they will grow louder, more frequent and more insistent -- until one day you wake up to find yourself in a bathtub filled with liquid that used to be your family. And what will the Satanic Leaf Tailed Gecko do? Why, just take a gander at that picture again: It will smile, friends. It will smile.
On a Fiery Steed He Rides...
https://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/0/9/42209.jpg?v=1
This is either a picture of the exact moment that Satan busted out his hot rod and started tearing ass into the apocalypse, or else poor Marty's stuck right at 87 MPH again. This photo was taken at Serra da Leba, a landmark road in Angola, and while it hasn't been digitally altered, it is a long exposure taken over 60 seconds. You could cry foul that a manipulated image shouldn't make the list, hypothetical reader, or you could choose to contemplate the implications of that fact instead. Perhaps evil moves at a different speed than man; perhaps it is a slow and creeping thing. And maybe, if you weren't so rash, so impulsive -- if you could just stop and consider it for one little minute -- maybe you could finally trace back its fiery path.
In His Unholy House
https://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/0/7/42207.jpg?v=1
The entrance to hell is a labyrinth. A vast, snaking maze of caverns bathed in fire, where the lost and the damned wander, uncertain and afraid, for untold eons. The fires burn so hot and for so long in those twisted, screaming caves that the rock itself melts and drips down like water. The burning liquid passes through skin like air; it fuses to bone.
This is the only rain in hell.
And the crazy thing? That's actually what is happening here. This is Fort Zverev, and if you couldn't deduce from the mockery of consonants in that name, it's located in Russia. They stored a napalm-like substance in the base of the fort, which burned at temperatures of over 2000 degrees. Then, in the 1970s, the place where they stored super-fire (hopefully to the surprise of nobody,) caught on fire. The resulting inferno burned so hot that it melted the bricks of the walls and ceiling so that they ran down like icicles. https://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/0/6/42206.jpg?v=1
The fort still stands exactly like this today. You know, just in case you're ever overwhelmed by the temptation of sin and want to remind yourself where you'll be spending eternity should you fail to mend your lustful ways.
The Gate to His Realm
https://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/1/2/42212.jpg?v=1
There are many different versions of the devil, and many interpretations of what it means for him to walk the Earth. Some say he is but a corruption of our best intentions, and that we invite him in when we are dishonest. Others say that Satan is a literal being, but it's his son who will return to the world, born of a woman to trick us into believing he is human. Me? I say the devil is like Shaft: Just ain't no need to be subtle when you're a badass motherfucker and everybody knows it. He's going to kick open the doors of hell and charge in, guns blazing and guitars wailing. And by the looks of these pictures, that happened a long time ago:
https://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/1/3/42213.jpg?v=1 This is an area outside of Darvaz in Uzbekistan. The locals call it (surprise!) the Door to Hell. It's the Russian equivalent of Centralia, and like all Russian equivalents of anything, it is much, much worse than the alternative. Whereas Centralia is a small town precariously placed over a never-ending fire and plagued by sinkholes, the Door to Hell was a large gas-mining camp that fell entirely into a massive sinkhole. The Russians, being classic Russians, decided that the best way to avoid getting poisoned by all the flammable gas in their flammable gas mine was...to light it on fire.
That was 35 years ago; it has burned ever since.
so all the atheist here on nairaland and the world change your beliefs and turn a new lead because hell is real... happy sunday 
[/b] http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-real-photographs-that-prove-hell-exists-earth_p2/ |