Djreloaded:
you thought you'd escaped?

This retarded hillbilly ran to the mods to ban my main account and you thought you'd escape it?

You've been gallivanting the thread giving useless advices and suggestions that'll end up ruining people's cars just like that 2008 rusted jalopy you drive....

Ya'll better not listen to anything this half brained dimwitted, faggotted moronic sclerosis infested hermaphrodite has to say...

His mother sacrificed his destiny for a plate of yam, and the ancestral curses placed upon him is manifesting


Ya'll better not take advice from a retarded coccydynia who was born on the highway, where most accidents happen.

This man sef
WTF

OfficialDJ:
This foolish retarded hermaphrodite had better sell that 40 year old archaic junk box before it pushes you to the same death your father died

Tell your mother she should come over as I heard she was masturbating with a pestle while I was away.
Awww. Poor thing ..

And tell the smelly old hag to buy deodorants and sprays while coming so she doesn't dilute my house with her terribly dangerous body odor....
On the flip side - she's got a good kitten, albeit a VERY dirty one, so I'll manage

You're obviously an evidence that God has a sense of humor.
Because....

OfficialDJ:
I expected you to be better with disses after such a long timeout..

Stop boring me with unintelligent ramblings a 5 year old will ;Dstruggle to comprehend.

You better sell that nonsense jalopy you call a car that they've used as a burnt sacrifice in your family.

Else, that contraption will explode with you in it, and what a terrible way to die just like your father who died falling from a palm wine tree breaking his tiny discombobulated neck...
Sad sad tale of a family riddled with dysfunctional curses

Gentlemen, the vawulence is here again
This guy

Haaa . Bros

OfficialDJ:
you're an easy fry.
You're just a pathetic scammer riddled with low self-esteem issues and a nack to impress folks who do not give two fu.cks about you.
https://www.nairaland.com/520025/mercedes-benz-thread/530#126106712

Oh I'm pretty sure my ///AMG can buy that contraption you bought with stolen funds from people...

Gtfoh clown..

Go play with your mates..
This retarded hermaphrodite thinks he can measure up with me?
Makes small change and his senses are out the window..
I'd gladly forward your credentials to my contacts and you're done for...
Móron.

OfficialDJ:
And Your Mother orgasmed and convulsed like an epileptic patient on life support...
I had to use face masks though, as the stench emanating from her vagina was too pungent.
Smelly woman, smelly child..

Which kind wicked mouth be this

OfficialDJ:
Who's this unintelligible albino cow?

How's that FWD junk treating you?

Any man that drives a CLA is gay, and you're a suspect.
A big one...
I bet those Lagos gays ravage your as$hole on a daily....
You pampers wearing retarded hillbilly....

Stop quoting me - I've given you more attention than you deserve...

And before you reduce my iq with your senseless and unintelligent ramblings, write in pidgin, so we understand you better 😹😹

Djreloaded:
oh, I even thought I was bantering with a fairly used intelligent person..

Man's a stark illiterate...
Sigh.

hahahahaha,,,,,
Fairly used intelligent person

Na wa o

Djreloaded:
when men dey talk this retarded pot-bellied bald-headed jejune go put mouth..
I got a 28 million naira car for my wife last year without much fuss...
Dealt with an auto dealer here...
Check screenshot...

Dude, you can not MEASURE up with me...
Ee sure me die...
You'd better sell that ancient of days you call a benz before it kills you.

Big man

OfficialDJ:
kill your dad first for birthing a retarded fu.ckwit..


I would prefer a battle of wits, but you appear unarmed.

Keep boring me with weak pathetic sentences that makes no sense

Two wrongs don’t make a right. Take your parents, for instance.

Ahhhh

OfficialDJ:
This retarded K-legged dingbat.

Aren't you tired of being battered, scattered, and dilapidated like a thief?

You're following your family's generational foolishness and it's glaring...


I am not your mate - if I dey lie make ogun kill me.

Financially, physically, mentally, intellectually.

Go argue with your ilks, as this is a losing venture....


You broke, frustrated gay, Grey haired whimpering albino, with a perchance for being a pedophile.


Your mother's rotting v-agina gave birth to a dyslexic hermaphrodite..

You're so ugly that when you were born they had to put dark tints on your incubator.
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Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you they don't laugh.

I am not saying that you are stupid, just that you are constantly unlucky when you try thinking.

My offer still stands - show a copy of your bank recent statement amounting to 500k and win free money...



Gay pampers wearing albino hillbilly.

wowwww

Updated score

Buygala -0 officiald J. 9

Full time.

Over 8.5goals
Clean sheet
12

Kingdemu

Kingdemu:
A clash with OfficialDJ always humbles that cow called Buygala

Halftime -

Buygala 0-officialdj 4

Keep it coming boys

Cc-Kingdemu

Vawulence everywhere.

OfficialDJ:
I'm not your bro. My brother can never be a Grey-haired anus fu#king duckling.


My offer still stands - show me your account worth 500k and you'll be credited immediately.

But of course - that'll never happen...
You're a broke frustrated,adopted marauding albino charge and bail lawyer who pours out his frustration on car talkers who don't know better.


Your ancestors must be turning in their Graves.

wow.

Buygala, avoid this guy for your mental health.

Because wow

Kingdemu:
Hahaha... officialDJ has always been Buygala's nemesis. He has severally stripped his ugly nyansh naked. I'm always happy when CarTalk's resident dundee is given a taste of his own medicine. Useless charge and bail lawyer who feels he can jump on every thread to show poor parental upbringing. I just wish one day I'll meet him just so I can spit on his dull baldhead.

when you meet am, abeg disfigure him face for me. Annoying guy

Net worth of a cassava stem.
Kingdemu come see o

OfficialDJ:
As usual; the broke Abuja gigolo strings incoherent, half-witted, moronic posts in a bid to have some savagery.

I don't avoid s_tupid people, and your foolishness and perceived ramblings is a security threat, IQ wise to all meaningful car talkers.

Your brain must be likened to an unripe mango, as it only allows you to use the foolish part of it.

I'm sure that gap teeth in between your rotten dentition is a perfect description between you and posting sensible answers.


You cannot avoid me. I'm your nemesis, and will continue to be until you are Baptized with wisdom and the evil spirit of unrivaled foolishness, retarded behavior, and generational foolishness leaves your body.

Broke, discombobulated, hermaphrodite.

it's the new month dj, stop this thing

OfficialDJ:
your perceived 'success' is probably my throwback...

I don't square up with d%cks.

damn

At throwback

I think most Nigerian roads are off-road enough for this car....

Personal opinion though

OfficialDJ:
people like you, usually, mostly, DEFINITELY don't have balls.

You can't bet what you don't have

OfficialDJ:
plot twist - I'm kendrick Lamar.
Miserable souls looking for who to vent their life's failures on

hehehe.
We get characters for this nairaland o

Gravatar:


Normally I no dey follow you yarn, because sometimes e be like your head dey touch

But this guy you dey quote, na master of alternate monikers, na only weyreypey/praxtech beat am for that department

Make you no waste your time.

If you know, you know

no use style insult buygala

I'm not even light years close to being Dj.
How dumb can you be enough to link me up with someone because we both used a word.

I registered 2015. Dj, this year.
See how foolish you look?

Wow.

OfficialDJ:
DO NOT SHOW THAT CREEPY INSECT ANYTHING.
Let him wallow in his misery.

Do not bro... At all... Warning ⚠

hahaha. Okay bro. Peace

buygala:


Account balance wey we fit tell our niggas to move a few millions in for borrow-pose purpose ...something wey men wey dey hustle japa dey do 24/7

Or even silly bushman like you fit use photoshop run am come screenshot am to deceive your grandfather, not me



Official Idiot,be a man and take up a challenge that can't be rigged.....Post your vehicle reg and let me post mine make somebody verify who be man between us..none of them dating later than December last year




Bumbling slowpoke ...even when I was 13 and at the height of juvenile delinquency, I wasn't as shamelessly silly as you are presently...Almost 30 and u still dey behave like person wey dem nak 2-by-2 plank for head when e be baby

stop this show of shame bro. It doesn't tell well of you.

And speaking of the nairalander Dj says he gave a ride, it's me. That was three weeks ago. I know him personally and come occasionally to his state to do business.
No be everybody for here wey dey suffer bro.

The ride sweet no be lie.
The guy really dey well off

If you want pics, come my WhatsApp, if only Dj go gree.

One love chief.

OfficialDJ:
i would never post a car here for all ye occultist to send me a road accident

Caveat, I gave a ride to a nairalander here with my German killer..

Last time i checked, you're still gallivanting the North with your beat up jalopy turned Honda accord...

Get a life actually actually.
4 cars and counting, and I ain't stopping there.
Not everyone here is a sharia charge and bail lawyer turned yahoo boy...

If you're doubt, let's do a video of our account balances and post

Broke anini

gbas gbos

OfficialDJ:
we?

Who are the we??

Weyrey my man; have you tuned your 190 up to 300 HP?

Violence everywhere....

FirstbornWds:


Hahaha. Little wonder you think I will be so petty to like my post.


What's that literature mod name again sef?... Ehen, hen, Divepen, does the name VJSMILESS ring a bell with Fidelix Ukwanyi, the notorious scammer?

Lol, I am so loving this.


Modified:

Divepen, Dominique, kindly do us justice by helping trace back Stevengerard, Fidelmalek, VJSMILESS, Fidelmalek and Forevermore back to the name Fidelix Ukwanyi... A simple search on NL will show you the name of a notorious, petty scammer renowned for duping writers.


Why hasn't the name VJSMILESS popped here before until this slowpoke came here? Obviously, it's to throw tantrums and like his posts....

Away from me now, you'll obviously see behind the veil, the face of a scammer.


I am just getting started.

Wetin concern crayfish with tilapia?

Face front fight who you dey fight

OfficialDJ:
Gravatar, continue using your alternative moniker to massage crushed battered and scattered ego.
A baby knows you drive your wife's shitty box toyota corolla, which was handed to her as a wedding gift by her father since 2009...
Without that car, your leg for don get mileage of 832,910 km...

This obtuse skinny headed she male who gallivants nairaland defending that shit box, just because he has one.


You really think you can Diss me? Hard fail...
If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth, you oblong headed buffon.

The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it an overripe banana. Your wife must be so patient to dwell with a low iqed nitwit like you.


I'd like to explain what I just said to you, but I don't have any crayons with me
You matured toddler

. I don’t think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking.
Dilapidated stunk junk of a cretin.


I'd give you another chance to try again crackhe.ad

Stop it