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Car TalkRe: The Official Car Comparison/Recommendation Thread by VJSMILESS: 6:18pm On Jun 20, 2021
OfficialDJ:
who did you give this to write for you? You dilapidated obtuse junk of a cretin grin

He asked for an honest review and of course with your idiotic, and half fried brain; you jumped at his post attacking his grammar...
You this illiterate Coccydynia who has a pedophilic tendency running across his generations...

My car gives you shitters much? K legged Loblolly..

You're a sorry excuse for a human and I'm obviously wasting my time insulting a hairy stupid Poltroon... grin

Do you honestly think that you can clapback at me? I'd give you another chance to do better, as this intended clapback is weaker than your erection..
You spineless albino Slubberdegullion...

Again, I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
You ugly Pilgarlic sorry excuse of a clown...
Jokes on your wife who made the decision to marry a chew bacon for a man...
I'd give you another try; obviously unintelligent nitwit... grin grin
who offend you bros grin grin shocked shocked
Car TalkRe: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by VJSMILESS: 10:46am On Jun 08, 2021
OfficialDJ:
when last did you see 50k Philadelphia the smelly mouth gay pedophile whose anal opening is larger than his nostrils grin grin

Yen yen yen...

You wan go tif your wife OSUSU money come give me?
When last you chop food with meat?


This gay fa.g must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen
... grin grin cheesy

Why should I satisfy you inconsequential lots with a picture of my engine bay..
If you want to see it; come to calabar, and I'd make sure you leave with a swollen eye, and a battered face grin

Red mud? Calabar has not a single pint of red mud..
That must be awka where the skinny headed gay yahoo boy heavenlybang stays...
Red muds are more prevalent there, and if you need to build a mud house for your obviously incapacitated and pathetically broke family, heavenlybang would supply you with red mud capable of building an estate of mud houses grin

Have your drank your Kai Kai today? Moronic kleptomaniac whose sole existence is servicing the butt of gay folks...
You can do more than this piss-poor attempt of a jab grin grin
at the bolded grin grin grin grin grin

Car TalkRe: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by VJSMILESS: 10:44am On Jun 08, 2021
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I dey laugh throughout the night till my wife ask me if I dey mad...
That DJ guy na better murderer..
Him don murder those guys walai..
I don even borrow him terms dey use for here... grin
Inception:
Omo even me dey avoid the guy o! He can yab for Africa true true grin

That guy mouth na Conc. acid with PH of 0.1 cry


Bros abeg e don do grin
Car TalkRe: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by VJSMILESS: 9:08am On Jun 08, 2021
OfficialDJ:
when last did you see 50k Philadelphia the smelly mouth gay pedophile whose anal opening is larger than his nostrils grin grin

Yen yen yen...

You wan go tif your wife OSUSU money come give me?
When last you chop food with meat?


This gay fa.g must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen... grin grin cheesy

Why should I satisfy you inconsequential lots with a picture of my engine bay..
If you want to see it; come to calabar, and I'd make sure you leave with a swollen eye, and a battered face grin

Red mud? Calabar has not a single pint of red mud..
That must be awka where the skinny headed gay yahoo boy heavenlybang stays...
Red muds are more prevalent there, and if you need to build a mud house for your obviously incapacitated and pathetically broke family, heavenlybang would supply you with red mud capable of building an estate of mud houses grin

Have your drank your Kai Kai today? Moronic kleptomaniac whose sole existence is servicing the butt of gay folks...
You can do more than this piss-poor attempt of a jab grin grin
you've got a follower Brody...

I almost hit a pavement with my car laughing at this comment..
grin grin grin
Car TalkRe: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by VJSMILESS: 7:16am On Jun 08, 2021
OfficialDJ:
I'd do you one even better...

Screenshot your account balance and I'd do mine... Let's see who weighs more....
Are you done selling your 150 naira earpiece in akwa main market to measure pockets with DJ, who's a full stack programmer earning five figures in $ and £ monthly? grin grin
I don't mean a random Google search image you broke okpa hawking slimy skinny headed yahoo boy...

Take me a screenshot of your balance, and I'd do mine... Let's see who's the broke deluded yahoo boy cum earpiece selling clown....

Jokes on you skinny rat...

Heavenlybang, the gay pedophile who frolicks the streets of akwa in tight skinny jeans, seducing men for a wrap of okpa...
Your life must be pathetic...

Who's this frustrated lonely depressed boy to tell me to snap my engine bay? grin

I give the commands not the other way round... grin
I've been reading this thread from day one; and you my guy are a brutal and wicked person grin

I came to make findings for my car, but your thread caught my attention....

This is wickedness brotherly....
Damaging..
Omor, people get bad mouth shaa. Remind me never to offend your moniker ever again grin
RomanceRe: Shocking!!! A Dating Site For Virgins Only by VJSMILESS: 11:56am On Aug 11, 2016
Fabulocity:
Nobody would click that link to your blog. Try Harder.
so the jejune reported me to the mod$?


I thought you had nerve...

Degenerated fvvk tard
RomanceRe: Cant Believe I Finally Registered by VJSMILESS: 12:29am On May 21, 2016
coolsix:
It's so sad that you try so hard to gain a presence but unfortunately, no one cares about you. I understand the economy and hardships where you are coming from may be gracing you so it's easy to bring your frustration to nairaland to randomly tag a person with insults.

With all your guy accusation isn't the op and her thread moving? Apart from me who had pity on you, did anyone give a fvck to quote you? That's it. No one cares. I did you a favor little boy
I hit a nerve?

don't fvvk with me next time...
fvvking fvvktard...
RomanceRe: Cant Believe I Finally Registered by VJSMILESS: 12:23am On May 21, 2016
coolsix:
Your busting is of no importance to anyone as no one cares. You are free to troll on threads seeking their attention by raining accusations and go back to pm them. You are free.

Until you have public proof, stop wasting space on nairaland with Bs
coolsix:
Your busting is of no importance to anyone as no one cares. You are free to troll on threads seeking their attention by raining accusations and go back to pm them. You are free.

Until you have public proof, stop wasting space on nairaland with Bs
dafuq is wrong with this retarded fvvktard?

you have a problem with me?
did I ever quote yho ass?

really?
me, vj, pm girls on Nairaland?
I'm not in yho fvvkeee up country so fvvk out n stop trying so hard to get my attention..

I don't give a fvvk boud tho existence or public display of inherent stupidity...
asslicking jejune grin
RomanceRe: Disgusting Things Girls Do Because Of Sex by VJSMILESS: 4:05pm On Mar 31, 2015
[color=silver] Undiluted trash! [/color]
PoliticsON Behalf Of All The E-tanoids, We Wish GMB Goodluck by VJSMILESS(op): 3:59pm On Mar 31, 2015
[color=silver] angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
GMB WE WISH YOU WELL angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
OYA GEJ MAKE WE DEY GO angry angry angry [/color]

RomanceRe: 7 Ways To Know A Cheating Girlfriend by VJSMILESS: 3:02pm On Mar 31, 2015

RomanceRe: 7 Ways To Know A Cheating Girlfriend by VJSMILESS: 2:52pm On Mar 31, 2015
D1ck:
Don't always rely on an Android dictionary. Try Google instead
[color=silver] oh well...
admit you made a mistake and swerve...
cheers [/color]

RomanceRe: 7 Ways To Know A Cheating Girlfriend by VJSMILESS: 2:21pm On Mar 31, 2015
D1ck:
Lol! you must be jokinggrin
[color=silver] makes sense? [/color]

PhonesRe: Blackberry IMEI Needed, Somebody Help!! by VJSMILESS: 2:08pm On Mar 31, 2015
econome:
Blackberry IMEI needed, somebody please help me!!
[color=silver] for? [/color]
Forum GamesRe: Whats Your Lucky Number?? by VJSMILESS: 12:06pm On Mar 31, 2015
[color=silver] dah leave all this myopic fallacy for now... [/color]

RomanceRe: 7 Ways To Know A Cheating Girlfriend by VJSMILESS: 10:43am On Mar 31, 2015
D1ck:
Why can't you just admit it.... You face looks so innocent for you to be lieing ; don't you think...
[color=silver] 'lying' [/color]
RomanceRe: Ladies You Met This Dude On A Blind Date. by VJSMILESS: 10:27am On Mar 31, 2015
[color=silver] B.A.S.E.L.E.S.S [/color]
PoliticsRe: Reactions After The Winner Has Been Declared (photos) by VJSMILESS: 10:23am On Mar 31, 2015

PoliticsRe: Photos Of A Nairalander's Situation Room by VJSMILESS: 10:05am On Mar 31, 2015
[color=silver] if they announce the result and stroke catch you(God4bid) who go help you?
O.Y.O o grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin [/color]
PoliticsRe: Found This Hilarious Pic On My Friend's DP by VJSMILESS: 10:03am On Mar 31, 2015

PhonesRe: How Du I Get My Free Data On Infinix Hot N I Nid Help On Rooting by VJSMILESS: 10:03am On Mar 31, 2015
[color=grey] send ifinix to 131 [/color]
PoliticsRe: APC, PDP Go Head-to-head In Benue by VJSMILESS(op): 9:23am On Mar 31, 2015
[color=grey] gooood poinnt [/color]
RomanceRe: 7 Ways To Know A Cheating Girlfriend by VJSMILESS: 9:15am On Mar 31, 2015
Darkrebel666:
~ It doesn't have to always be about sex.
She may have gotten tired of the person. Over-Monitoring is one major reason girls tend to cheat. When a guy is so insecure that he watches her every step like a secret service agent and gets jealous over nothing. Most girls don't like being a lab rat... i don't think dick size can necessarily make her cheat
Oh Well.....
RomanceRe: 7 Ways To Know A Cheating Girlfriend by VJSMILESS: 8:40am On Mar 31, 2015
D1ck:
This is a complicated aspect cos your dick can also make the pussy expand
your manhood is 8inches,her pineapple can never expand past 8inches except she is having outdoor sex with boys with bigger pencils....
a woman hood is supported with millions of elastic muscles which contract and relax...
_my point_
RomanceRe: 7 Ways To Know A Cheating Girlfriend by VJSMILESS: 8:30am On Mar 31, 2015
when her 8cm centimetre pussy has expanded past it maximum length to 10cm.. angry
use your measuring tape..... angry
PoliticsRe: APC Plans To Announce Fake Election Result –PDP by VJSMILESS(op): 8:26am On Mar 31, 2015
lalasticlala please help unban my vjsmiles...i was banned wrongly by antispamboot..
i need to be posting updates please..
thanks man
PoliticsRe: APC, PDP Go Head-to-head In Benue by VJSMILESS(op): 5:46pm On Mar 29, 2015
cc:lalasticlala
PoliticsAPC, PDP Go Head-to-head In Benue by VJSMILESS(op): 5:46pm On Mar 29, 2015
[b] There were signs on Sunday that the results of the Presidential and National Assembly elections might drag till Monday in Benue State.
Findings showed that apart from the slow collation process, voting was still in progress in areas that could not vote on Saturday due to hitches.

In Zone ‘C’ for instance, where the Senate President, David Mark, of the Peoples Democratic Party hails from, only three out of the nine local government areas have been collated fully.

Unconfirmed results indicate that so far, President Goodluck Jonathan and Mark are leading in the zone.

In Zone ‘B’, where the Senate Minority Leader, George Akume, comes from, the All Progressives Congress is leading in the seven local government areas with a clear margin, though not all of them have been officially verified.

In Makurdi Local Government Area, and state capital, where there are 11 wards, only four have been verified.

However, in Zone ‘A’ where the state Governor, Mr. Gabriel Suswam, and Senator Barnabas Gemade, are contesting the senate seat, only one local government area out of seven have been collated.

However, the two parties are fighting head-to-head in the zone.
[/b] http://www.punchng.com/news/apc-pdp-go-head-to-head-in-benue-results-inconclusive/

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