Who wud want her dress be sold to highest bidder? It definitely going to be a bad market for her blv me, trust nigerians na

LarryBeryl:
Regardless of what happened the dress is fine. Believe me she's already popular and she will get more customers

Baba is a failure!
Wailers rejoice at the repentance of a zombie
Somebori shud please give this mama wailers' form to fill just for record purpose.

Free forms still available for any interested zombie.

This is one repentance too many

wailers association let's pick up our heels and make merry to give mama a grand welcome parry

u are such a lucky dude!

ayopleasant:

To receive nd I av bin paid

This is no longer a browser' problem! It's a case of scam! How can I be locked outside after paying 2people 10k each? The money wey I for take do better thing for ma life. I have sent numerous feedback yet no show.#thereisgoduooooo#

galaxy15:


it's all maintenance, they're are back and running.

Paired to receive or to pay?

ayopleasant:
doublecash is on again.......I have bin paired dis morning..Lego

This is no longer a browser' problem! It's a case of scam! How can I be locked outside after paying 2people 10k each? The money wey I for take do better thing for ma life. I have sent numerous feedback yet no show.#thereisgoduooooo#

What?? Where are u from? From the north?

Enapesunday:
he is the through son of is father, clean he up and tell he story of My own life

Leave the nnachuks guy, I dey wat 4 d day e go bring hn complain come here, I go finish am

Teedawg:
Nigerians and their epic replies lmao

Wha is GHW again!

wyzoe:


Sorry about the issue.

1) Try a different browser. It just might open

2) Cut your losses and try G H W. It's on my signature. I'll answer any questions you have later in the day cos I'm about to hit the road now.

I tried it this morning and it's the same old story. Have they merged or paid u?

ayopleasant:
the site is now open.......lol

Sorry dear!

247Dior:
I'm in this mess too.. painfully its my first time, now I can't even login... they are now saying invalid username and password

Hmnnnnn? Really? U are lucky! But hey must have taken bak what they have given u I guess.

ChinoJeff:
Actually I got paid 140k after my 1st registration and later invested with 70k which has been hanged as they refuesd accepting new members. Saying the site is undergoing maintebance and cleaning. Hoping they will resume soon. It actually paid.

Thanks bro! When devil want cash person e go make the package be very attractive. It's one of those things but there is a lesson learnt

nnachukz:
That was a sacrifice for the gods. Maybe it was unacceptable one.

On a serious note, you shouldn't have fallen into such trap. The signals were there for you to see.

I think I've just been duped! It's funny but I don't know how I got into this mess!
Before i register on the platform, I was warned to be ready to send N10, 000 to whoever I would be merged with within 48hrs.

To my utmost surprise, I was merged with someone I was to pay money to immediately I registered unlike MMM that would take few days to merger an investor.

I registered two account and I paid into two different account, I was meant to receive my money plus the extra 10K within 24hours but till today that makes it the 3rd day I have not received any money.

The site has refused to open since morning. I hope I've not been scammed

Holy black shit!!

Na alien!

veekid:

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show them craze; it's a new year!
Wait o; that black guy in the third picture; is he a human being?

Click the link and kwontinue reading make the blogger make some dough from ur megabyte

Lincoln275:
a lady appeared and what ?

Oshogbo weed at work

Which part of the World are u living in? Definitely not Africa, let alone Nigeria.

TrapQueen77:
I dunno but I do not believed in ritualists.. Ppol will kill ppol by either chemical or mechanical but not juz by any voodoo

20 GUIDES TO HELP YOU LIVE FRUITFULLY IN 2017

The easiest way to a miserable life is to think everybody is talking about you.

1) Learn to ignore and overlook many things if you truly want happiness in life.

2) Never allow anyone to steal your joy from you.

3) Never worry yourself about what people say behind your back because its none of your business as long as you are true to yourself.

4) Sometimes minding your own business does not keep people out of your business.

5) No matter your situation in life people will always talk. You can never stop people from talking about you, what you can do is to stop giving them what to talk about.

6) There is a time limit for every rumor in life. Never allow freelance broadcasters put your life on hold.
Do what makes you happy. Anyone who cannot feel your pain, has no right to judge you in life. 70% of those who talk bad about you behind your back, wish to be like you.

When people can't be like you they try to bring you down and condemn what you have. Those without money will sarcastically say money is not everything in life. (Is poverty anything?)

7) Never allow anyone to put you in a position of depression and self pity in life. Those whose life has no joy will always find every means to remove happiness from other peoples life.

Enemies are inevitable if there's GRACE of GOD in your life. If no one has never gossiped or talked bad about you means nothing good has ever happened to you. Grace can turn an old friend to a new enemy.

Never feel bad when old friends become new enemies. They are just tired of acting painfully like enemies as friends.

9) Never allow the opinions of people who didn't see your tears stop your laughter in life. You don't owe anybody an explanation to be happy.

10) Never see yourself through the eyes of those who don't value you.

11) To be beautiful means to be yourself. To stand out is to be out-standing. You do not need to be accepted by others. You just need to accept yourself.

12) Never beg anyone to accept you for who you are. Anything you acquire through begging will require begging to maintain.

13) Be humble but selective. Being selective doesn't mean you are arrogant or proud. It simply means you know your worth. If you are conscious of your personality avoid too much familiarity.

14) Sometimes when you treat people too much like celebrities, they end up treating you like ordinary fan. You are equally important.

15) Never downgrade yourself while trying to upgrade anybody in life. Anyone who sees you like an option doesn't deserve to be a priority in your life.

16) The dream of a fool is for everybody to become a bloody fool. Avoid negative people if you have a dream. Those without mission will say your vision is just an illusion.

17) Negative minds will never give you a positive life. Anyone who is always reminding you about what is wrong with you has a personal problem which he/she wants to take out on you.

18) Most people spend half of their entire life analyzing the faults in other peoples life, when their own lives need urgent repairs.

19) Never worry yourself about enemies and friends, because everybody in your life will eventually fall into one of two categories.

Some will hate you and some will love you. Loving you or hating you are both in your favor. When people love you, you live peacefully and happily in their heart; and when people hate you, you become the landlord in their head living painfully in their brain everyday and giving them sleepless nights.

20) Never allow negative people to rent a space in your life, kick them out of your life and increase the rent.

May God continue to guide our lives on the right path even if our souls doesn't want to be so. Amen

Please, enjoy your holiday..

Why am I finding it hard to register? Is any one faced with this predicament too?

I am finding it difficult to register
Can u help?

christlyke:
Let's take this as an example.
This is what MMM-NIGERIA is truly about.
I PH 1 million naira, I get 1.3million naira, I repeat it for 4months that would have made me gain 1.2m + my startup money 1 million = 2.2million naira.

I then decide the startup a poultry and fish farm, I buy 5plots of land for 100k each. Now the person I paid that money to is also an MMM-NIGERIA participant, he provides help with that 500k, he is helping someone attain the level I just attained which is the 5plots I bought.

Again, I decide to fence my land, and fix up the farm, buy chicks and fingerlings tanks, feed, set a borehole, etc.
All of the money I paid the workers, luckily these workers are in MMM-NIGERIA, and they PH also.

They are also on their way to becoming their own boss, unknown to us all food will become cheaper because we will have more farmers and also, we will start thinking export.

I will still keep on mg PH because I will be seeing the need of looking into preservation and storage techniques or good marketing techniques and packaging that will take my products across border.

Hmm, I could go on, but it pains me that some people do not know the beautiful advantage of this system and what it can do for young entrepreneurs.

Lets take care of our MMM-NIGERIA community.
Together we change the world, together we fight poverty, together we boss up, together we become truly the giant of Africa.

Peace ✌.

Forgetttttttiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Abeg I wan register for that MMM and I don't know how.

Somebody pls help!!!

Some Nigerians can be very funny. I saw these abbreviations
somewhere and it caught my attention.
Look at them .......

NAIRA - Never Allow Igbos Rule Again

PHCN - Problem Has Changed Name

HAUSA - House Animals Using Seat of Authority

APC - Association of Past Criminals

NYSC - Now Your Struggles Continues

PDP - People Deceiving People

PHD - Pull Him Down

MTN - Maintain Total Nonsense

ABACHA - After Babangida Another Criminal Has Arrived

NEPA - Never Expect Power Always

BUHARI - Brought Unnecessary Hardship Among Reasonable Individuals.

Feel free to add yours and lets know what is trending in ur area!

Wwhatttttttt!!!!!!
NCAN enugu district, over to u!
This time d head is not flat but oval!

For ur burnt mind!!

Deckylicious:
May Her Burnt soul RIP

PictureorIdon'tbelieveit

Choi!!!

Doyin400l:
Who be buhari near a white man.
I praise that Oyinbo . him no his right to live freely anywhere in the world.
Godbless u Oyinbo
Godpunish those naija officers. bu rantashi bastard, growing chewing, Fura d nunu sipping Cow.

See his head! He looks no better than the dead

Sowieeeeeeee!!!
I just defriend u!

I think say OP dey plan to die ni, I bin want tell am make hin go drink acid cos the question dey funny