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PoliticsRe: Robbery, Militancy Scare, Technical Issues Render Eastern, Delta Ports Unusable by Vondoola: 7:35pm On Aug 15, 2018
Bear in mind that those ports were operational in the days of yore. Neglecting them was a scheme that is now having a negative adverse effect in our economy. If there is absolute devolution of powers and true Federalism is practiced, there is no way those ports will not serve their purpose. So the issue of the ''federal govt has built'' is uncalled for because the motive behind the negligence is now backfiring.
Corrinthians:
The surest and shortest way to address the Security challenge is for the traditional rulers and governors in the affected domains to call their subjects to order. We can't continue to blame the FG for just about everything.

It is just like saying because there's a local vigilante in your area, you can't hold your child to account for stealing but rather blame the vigilante for not preventing him from stealing. It makes no sense.

The security situation were talking about here can't be said to be such that it can't be handled by the local authorities if they put their minds to it. The FG has done it's bit by building the ports, let the local play a little role by ensuring cargos berth safely. It isn't too much a "favour" to ask is it?
CelebritiesRe: Laura Ikeji: I Show Off Because I Came Out Of Poverty by Vondoola: 6:47pm On Aug 14, 2018
Foolish and stupid reasoning. Common sense they say its not really common
Mcoutureankara:
By DIAMONDZ BLOG

30 year old Fashion entrepreneur Laura Ikeji, younger sister of Linda Ikeji has taken to her instagram page to tell her followers the reason why she is always flaunting her wealth on sociaĺ media.

See what Laura Ikeji wrote;

http://diamondzblog.com.ng/2018/08/14/why-wont-i-show-off-i-came-out-of-poverty-laura-ikeji/
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Vows: Saraki Will ‘definitely’ Be Impeached by Vondoola: 9:02pm On Aug 10, 2018
Who are you saying wants to better our life? I think you are out of this country of ours or you've not been around for a long time. Yes Buhari had good intentions but he does not know how to go about it just like in 1984. Idagbon was the one calling the shots then, but they had to kill him. Buhari is just a figurehead the APC used to come to power, and those around him have been in the game so long that there is virtually no way he(Buhari) could see all the lopsided loopholes they are using to tarnish his image. Talk-less of that man called Oshiomole who made sure the average Nigeria worker will be a slave to labour all his/her life without having any meaningful achievement for his/her sweat before being dismissied instead of being retired. We know them and if you know you know. to
sarrki:
Why do you like supporting those that ruined this country and hate those that what our life your life better?
Music/RadioRe: Davido's 'Nwa Baby' Video Set To Be Released Tomorrow by Vondoola: 9:45pm On Aug 09, 2018
How jolly is it?
FamilyRe: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Vondoola: 2:20am On Aug 05, 2018
The man is dead Keep the money wait for relative news to ensure the notes are not marked then your life is made. Spend am like poor man sha
SirVintageCock:
will teach them
:- the principle of don't ask don't tell. How to keep a secret.
:-that Opportunities comes but once in a life time.
:-how bodies and treasures are buried in the wood
:-that the novel treasure island ain't a fictional story.
:- How to drive as someone pointed out earlier.
:- How to not trust bankers or banks.
:- That there are different classes of stealing and this ain't stealing but a civil duty

Hell.... there are many lessons to learn here and nobody says they have to be moral.
Lalasticlala...let's hear what Nigerians think
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lesbian, Moji Solar-Wilson And Her Wife Pictured Together by Vondoola: 12:15am On Aug 04, 2018
Cum let me give you girls holy water so you can make babies, because i am not seeing ant form of happiness in you two. All i see is a force smile and solemn face. You need a real man to bring out the real pleasure and gain from love if you don't know.
AcuraZDX:
Moji Solar-Wilson who hails from Ijero-Ekiti in Ekiti State, got married to her lesbian partner in 2017. She shared the new photo of them on her IG page this morning.
''When you walk in love and with love, life becomes breathless'' she wrote

Gist From Zenithnaija.com
More Below


https://zenithnaija.com/nigerian-lesbian-lady-moji-solar-wilson-shares-new-photo-with-her-wife/
PoliticsRe: Fela Durotoye Cautioning A ‘Big Man’ To Join The Queue At Abuja Airport (Video) by Vondoola: 4:46pm On Aug 02, 2018
There was no bullying. The guy was being unnecessarily stubborn displaying that kinda ''who is this one to talk to me attitude''. I have passed through this at the same Airport before. I had to arrive PH 1:30am for a flight that would have landed at 8:45pm due to side buying of tickets. Even this retired flutist T-mac bypassed the line that day. If not for my boy who is an Ikwere breed that came to pick me at the Airport that day, it would have been hell finding a cab that will take me to the city center. We need to have discipline in our lives abeg.
Crocky23:
He went too far, it was OK at the beginning. At the end it became bullying.
Car TalkRe: Toyota Corolla And Toyota Avensis, Which One Is The Best? by Vondoola: 10:30am On Jul 26, 2018
AVENSIS...is way better off than Corolla in almost all ramification
PoliticsRe: Face-off Between Oshiohmole And Ngige To Be Resolved Amicably, Says Lai Mohammed by Vondoola: 9:15am On Jul 26, 2018
fedora04:
Ngige was not hired by oshiomole so why the fuss. He should face his party business. if there is any thing to be said it should come from his boss who is the president

On a second thought.... Oshio has a stake in this NSITF trust me..Yesoooo....he sure does have stakes if not a stake. That dude was a criminal during his union days and he defrauded Nigerian workers on all fronts before graduating to the higher fraudulent institution called politics. He is a grand fraud-star whose antecedent are known to us prior his deviation into politics
TravelRe: The First Flight Of New Airbus BelugaXL Cargo Plane That Looks Like Whale by Vondoola: 4:55pm On Jul 21, 2018
Is that not a Dolphin in the sky?
Automotive1:
https://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img921/5913/OBlK2R.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfOFq3fCVdw

One of the biggest planes in the world ,the Airbus’s Beluga XL(Extra Large) aircraft nicknamed the “whale in the sky” took off for the first time on Thursday from Toulouse Airport in France.

The oversized transporter, derived from the A330 jetliner, will be used for carrying complete sections of Airbus aircraft from different production sites around Europe to the final assembly lines in Toulouse, France and Hamburg, Germany.
https://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img923/7608/1kImXB.jpg

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Beluga Whale

The 125 tonnes extra large Airbus Beluga XL aircraft carrier is powered by two Rolls-Royce Trent 700 Turbofan engines.

The 53 tonnes (117,000 lb) payload aircraft will be able to carry both wings of the A350 XWB jetliner at once, instead of the single wing the smaller BelugaST can carry . That's an extra 30 per cent capacity over the current Beluga planes (pics below) that it will replace.

https://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img924/6969/loKL57.jpg

Airbus’s Twitter account tweeted: “Whale, whale, whale … that’s a lovely day for a maiden flight don’t you think".

https://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img924/4386/CG8grw.jpg

Other oversized cargo planes around the world includes the Antonov An-225 Mriya ( with world record single-item payload of 418,830 pounds and record for total airlifted payload of 559,580 pounds ) ,Lockheed C-5 Galaxy (the largest aircraft operated by the U.S. military with 240,000 pounds payload) and The Boeing  747-8 Dreamlifter (max. payload capacity is 250,000 pounds.

https://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img923/8681/rNLx4j.jpg

The first BelugaXL aircraft will enter service in 2019 operating with the existing five smaller A300-600ST Beluga fleets (pics above), before they are retired in 2025 by 5 new BelugaXLs .

https://autojosh.com/watch-the-maiden-flight-of-new-airbus-belugaxl-cargo-plane-that-looks-like-a-whale/
SportsRe: Chelsea's Yellow Away Kit For 2018/2019 Premier League Season by Vondoola: 6:53pm On Jul 20, 2018
E no fine sha
CelebritiesRe: Ali Baba Challenges Anthony Joshua, As He Shows Off His Bare Chest by Vondoola: 4:40pm On Jul 20, 2018
With dat ur kpai kpai chest wey mojole no dey naim you wan train for 2yrs abi. No be chest be the koko na your bicep naim matterooo
SportsRe: Germany Players In Tears After 2018 World Cup Exit (Photos) by Vondoola: 9:03pm On Jun 27, 2018
Sunday oliseh don cry back then nah
alertness:
I have never seen super eagles shed tears on the pitch owing to a game loss before.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: "Why Adams Oshiomhole Is A Proven Liar" by Vondoola: 10:26pm On May 26, 2018
Oshiomole's antecedents speaks very negative volumes. So annoying that he should be in the corridors of power. He derailed the average Nigerian worker's aspirations and now he is drinking champagne and laughing. God dey sha.
CelebritiesRe: Davido’s Girlfriend, Chioma’s Message To Trolls by Vondoola: 3:24pm On May 10, 2018
The smaller the lips the tighter the kpekus and that is what is driving OBO on gear15
seyizma:
Those lips are too small for ....
CrimeRe: Keke Rider Attacks Man In Maiduguri, Days After Rape Of Female Student. Photos by Vondoola: 4:14pm On Mar 22, 2018
BAN THEM SIMPLE
PoliticsRe: A Tale Of Two Leaders: Trump Vs Buhari by Vondoola: 3:08am On Feb 18, 2018
Kolo mentality..ala Fela
CelebritiesRe: Moyo Lawal: "Apologies To Everyone Who Felt I Let Them Down With My Nude Photos" by Vondoola: 3:06am On Feb 18, 2018
Go down low a lil bit nah
HealthRe: 7 Foods That Will Boost Your Digestive Health by Vondoola: 3:15pm On Jan 19, 2018
Yeah right....you forgot to add some vegies abi?
veekid:

Car TalkRe: Nissan To Unveil Mind-Reading Car System That Speed Up Drivers Reaction Times by Vondoola: 7:16am On Jan 05, 2018
A good one if i may say, but, will it be made to accommodate other members who will also drive the same vehicle? Tailoring it to a particular driver has its demerit as this would make one family to have more vehicles than needed, except that family head is a politician or a civil servant abi?
Automotive1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBBxuwdFjMU

Nissan will unveil its Brain-to-Vehicle (B2V) system at the CES 2018 trade show, being held next week in Las Vegas.

The automaker shared a look at its B2V tech ahead of the show, demonstrating how it improve reaction times by around 0.2 to 0.5 seconds, which, while a seemingly small period of time, could actually make a big difference on the road, where split-second decision-making can mean the difference between accidents and narrowly avoiding the same.

By catching signs that the driver's brain is about to initiate a movement, such as turning the steering wheel or pushing the accelerator pedal, driver assist technology begins the action more quickly.

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During trials, a driver wore a device that measures brain wave activity, which was then analysed by an autonomous system. 

By detecting and evaluating driver discomfort, artificial intelligence can change the driving configuration or driving style when in autonomous mode. 

B2V is the latest development in Nissan Intelligent Mobility, the company's vision for transforming how cars are driven, powered and integrated into society.  

Nissan's goal is to offer the optimum level of driving assistance in manual driving mode so that a driver can be in complete control of his or her car.

And, by measuring brainwaves in real time, the firm can also customise the vehicle's autonomous driving system to best match the driver's style. They hope to implement the technology into their vehicles in between five to 10 years.

Source https://autojosh.com/nissan-unveil-mind-reading-car-system-speed-drivers-reaction-times/

Cc Lalasticlala Mynd44
PoliticsRe: Gelegele-gbene And The Ijaw, Benin Crisis – Before Edo State Burns by Vondoola: 5:33pm On Nov 29, 2017
Elose11:
My friend, you started well until you began delving into your so called Benin folklore you know next to nothing about. That so called folklore is as told by the Ijaw.
Benin never migrated from Ife. The Benin folklore says that their ancestors originated from the sky. Therefore, the Benin king then was known as Ogiso, meaning king of the sky.
Ife came in when the kingdom started having internal strives.Since they could not agree on a king among themselves, they then send to their prince who had earlier fled to Ife to escape been killed to come and rule over them.
It was this Benin prince who had become a ruler in ife and is now called oduduwa, that sent his son to rule Benin.
As you can see, my friend, there is no where in Benin folklore where it was said that the Benins migrated from Ife. It was only a Benin prince who had now become the ruler of ife, that sent his son, oranmiyan, to rule Benin in his stead. And only when the Benins requested him to come over and rule over them
From history there was no ogiso as king but ogisos as warriors cum judges...i stand to be clarified on this if you have a contrary view
BusinessRe: Nigeria Loses $90m Investment To Kenya As Coca-cola Expands Operation In E’afric by Vondoola: 7:47am On Oct 25, 2017
ninocia18:
Bia ooo, wait. Are you saying that ehmmmm.... Wait. No coke again.
You people should stop running ooo. Na all of una follow destroy Nigeria. Things are now hard but you forgot how during fuel scarcity, price of coke will increase and will not come down when fuel is released. Now you are looking for greener pastures after turning Nigeria to a desert. I don't blame you sha. Na we just dey fall our hand anyhow. Black men will ever learn that white men are just opportunists. Only going to where they can gain and using it till there is nothing left for the next decade.... Na to begin sell zobo. Okwa the new big thing.
Yes zobo is it . Na our product. Over to research and development for the next levels. Our mumu don do.
PoliticsRe: Kachikwu’s Letter: Presidency Lobbies Senate C’ttee, Seeks Soft Landing For Baru by Vondoola: 8:54am On Oct 18, 2017
dre11:
• President meets with Wamakko





https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2017/10/18/kachikwus-letter-presidency-lobbies-senate-cttee-seeks-soft-landing-for-baru/
Well ,the dude blow whistle , he never said anything about sleaze. It is a clarion call that no matter what gives always stand for the truth. The presidency can come up with any form of gimmicks but the situation has been laid bare for us all to see. I was disappointed when guys I think are well enlightened are seeing this venture as an oppressive and sectionalzed move whilst not having the brain wave that the move is strategic to seeing ourselves as peoples that can decipher the motive of the gmd 's action as based on insurbodination. Any which way we day count the doings and the ensuing result go dey for posterity.
PoliticsRe: Ibe Kachikwu Arrives Presidential Villa For Meeting With Buhari by Vondoola: 1:13pm On Oct 06, 2017
Why should he be fired for going against kwarruption. Se the other side of the impass abeg
Opakan2:
He should have stayed out of politics.. that ExxonMobil pay am pass.

Look at him now.. a mere minister of state for petroleum (soon to be fired)
HealthRe: Stop Squeezing Your Woman's Breasts: Medical Doctor Warns Men by Vondoola: 8:35pm On Oct 04, 2017
Stop this ranting jooo...health experts has said that squeezing the female breast with pleasure can lead to early detection of breast cancer. Which one come be your opposite yarnings? Gimme chance abeg
EdifiedCEO:
https://cdn.ghanaweb.com/imagelib/pics/22788422.jpgDr. Wiafe-Addai has asserted that the breast of a woman is a very fragile part of a woman's anatomy


The president of Breast Care International Dr. Beatrice Wiafe -Addai has urged men to handle the breast of women with care as it is a very fragile part of a woman’s anatomy.

Speaking on the sidelines of the breast cancer awareness month which is celebrated in October every year, Dr. Wiafe-Addai told Starr Fm morning show host Francis Abban that contrary to claims that the sucking of breast by men reduces the risk of getting breast cancer in women, those claims are untrue.

“It is not true that the more you suck a woman’s breast it prevents the risk of getting breast cancer. What is true is that women who have children should breastfeed, and breastfeeding has some positive effect on the woman as far as breast cancer is concerned. But not adult men to go and suck the breast thinking it will protect the woman from breast cancer, that is not true, it is very fragile so let’s handle it with care…don’t squeeze it like you have some mango or orange that you are squeezing to get some fluid out,” Dr. Wiafe-Addai counselled.

Dr. Wiafe-Addai also advised men not to abandon women diagnosed with breast cancer but rather help to fight it.

“If you find something in a woman’s breast don’t send her to her family home because she has been diagnosed of breast cancer. Give her all the morale even if not financial. So that she knows that someone is with her through the fight. The fight against breast cancer is not an easy one so women need all the support from men, society and the nation,” she noted


http://www.newshelmng.com/2017/10/stop-squeezing-your-womans-breasts.html

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PoliticsRe: Independence Speech By Alhaji Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa – October 1, 1960 by Vondoola: 8:25pm On Oct 01, 2017
You are very correct. After watching him on TV i started wondering how we got it wrong. The guy is too fluent for a man from the north
Bhella5:
One of the best Hausa man. Very educated sombori.
EducationRe: Bostwana Student Wears Towel To Campus (Photos) by Vondoola: 5:37pm On Sep 29, 2017
Straight from the pool i guess
streets2empire:
A student of Botswana university got the internet talking when she appeared in school wearing a towel. The pictures was shared by a twitter user named Oaitse @Oaitse42. see pictures and reaction below:

Source: http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/university-of-botswana-student-wore-a-towel-to-school-hot-yes-or-no
CelebritiesRe: Khanyi Mbau Boobs & Abs Surgery Costs R95,000 (N2.5M) by Vondoola: 4:38am On Sep 29, 2017
So you never hear of debolo, eshu or the devil which is the reversed form of lived. We have natural beauties in abundance and these fakes have nothing to prove but to keep on living fake lives caused by the ruler of this world
Iceman2017:
cry cry cry
Just to please men....

God, I don't even know who you handed over this world to, the person don spoil am finish.
There is nothing left to see again.
PoliticsRe: Governor El-Rufai Weeps On Meeting Boy Whose Eyes Were Removed By Ritualists by Vondoola: 5:28pm On Sep 27, 2017
The Devil can only manipulate the physical but e go fear fear for the spiritual when some badass nigs go overthrow him gov wey them jam am
Tolexander:
That is to tell you that the Devil can sometimes be scared seeing some human atrocities!
CelebritiesRe: Wikipedia Updates P'Square Status. Highlights On Their Fight & Split by Vondoola: 5:53pm On Sep 26, 2017
They are identical twins nah. Research has shown that the tendency for identical twins to always look share and feel same is real. But this teir quarrel come pass me sha
rentAcock:
Anyone can change anything they want on wikipedia, this isn't news. It's about time these two clowns broke up, its not cute anymore. It was okay seeing them perform as twins when they were younger, now they look like two grown ass men still dressing up identically, that's so gay. Why would anyone expect these two family men performing as a duo at this age?? Sooner or later they had to breakup and they've cooked up all this pseudo animosity so their gullible fans wouldn't know they have an ulterior motive all along.
PoliticsRe: IPOB Gets Fund In Paris From Holland, Hungary, Hong Kong, Malaysia, Turkey by Vondoola: 8:06am On Sep 23, 2017
That is how persons who are not conversant with history go about distorting facts. For me, IPOB or whatever they are called are the ones that derailed their aspiration by not using careful articulation and thinking outside the box.
zinizta:
OJUKWU GOT BETRAYED BY AWOLOWO? HOW? I THOUGHT ONE WAS THE THEN EASTERN REGION PREMIER WHILE THE OTHER WAS IN PRISON FOR TREASONABLE FELONY? WHEN DID THEY SEE TO DISCUSS SECESSION. PLEASE STOP WITH THE FABLE

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