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LiteratureRe: Deceitful Couple by vonn(f): 11:54pm On Dec 27, 2014
Tiff, bikozienu
LiteratureRe: In Memory Only (Romance) by vonn(f): 7:55pm On Dec 27, 2014
How far Op nah?
CelebritiesRe: Adorable New Photos of Actress Oge Okoye & Her Kids by vonn(f): 7:29pm On Dec 27, 2014
Allureoftheseas:
Kids aint cute one bit.
Stop hating.
It will do you no good.
LiteratureRe: The Devils Advocate- The 666 (I Am Not Responsible For Whatever You See Or Read) by vonn(f): 4:19pm On Dec 26, 2014
HumbledbYGrace darling, you already know what. We are getting married next year, no demon can put asunder.[/quote]Dyoungstar
Mehuh??

Under my very nose!!!!
LiteratureRe: Deceitful Couple by vonn(f): 12:08am On Dec 26, 2014
Merry Christmas Tiff.

Music/RadioRe: Nairaland: So You Think You Can Sing 2014! (season 2) by vonn(f): 8:42pm On Dec 24, 2014
GIYAZZ:
May Antispambot ban you forever! grin



You no go go sing your own, bad belle!! gringrin
tongue
Music/RadioRe: Nairaland: So You Think You Can Sing 2014! (season 2) by vonn(f): 7:44pm On Dec 24, 2014
Op, nice voice but......



















Horrible song
RomanceRe: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by vonn(f): 5:13pm On Dec 24, 2014
Op stop wondering when you'll see pix of construction sites.....

EducationRe: Memorable Secondary School Experience by vonn(op): 10:58pm On Dec 23, 2014
Beesluv:
It means 3737 in my sch
Lol......... Lesbianism is 3737 in mine.
SportsRe: Your First Swimming Experience by vonn(op): 10:52pm On Dec 23, 2014
Tolexander:
guys or gurls?
These your questions sef.

Female friends....but guys were around.
EducationRe: Memorable Secondary School Experience by vonn(op): 10:45pm On Dec 23, 2014
Beesluv:
What does 'o yes' stand for
Means agreeing to anything others decide to do.
SportsRe: Your First Swimming Experience by vonn(op): 10:40pm On Dec 23, 2014
Beesluv:
It was fun.
I couldn't move my legs for some minutes when I came out. I was walking like iron man grin
Lol...
Did you learn to swim that day?
SportsRe: Your First Swimming Experience by vonn(op): 10:36pm On Dec 23, 2014
Tolexander:
not really a fast learner jare.

You went to the pool alone or with friend(s)?
I was with my friends
EducationRe: Memorable Secondary School Experience by vonn(op): 10:24pm On Dec 23, 2014
Beesluv:
So you were a 3737 huh
You're strange oo
Did I mention that anywhere?
SportsRe: Your First Swimming Experience by vonn(op): 10:21pm On Dec 23, 2014
Tolexander:
My first swimming experience wasn't really that bad. I was just playing in the shallow part, held on to the wall of the pool and flapping my legs until i was able to float without holding anythin.

Two memorable things about the day are bruise from hitting my toes on the floor of the pool and having swollen and red eyes like a 'ganja' man from water getting in contact with my eyes.
You are a fast learner then....learning to float in just a day. Kudos


cheesy
EducationMemorable Secondary School Experience by vonn(op): 10:16pm On Dec 23, 2014
There are some incidents in our secondary school days that won't be forgotten in a hurry.

Mine was the day juniors broke into our ss3 hostels to damage and steal things when we went to write exam.
We rioted when we came back. Beat anyone we found. Spoilt bunks and windows. All of them ran away in fear. Teachers could not stop us. The riot delayed our dinner till around 9pm.
A teacher called the police on us but we locked ourselves in the hostels. The principal and VPs came to beg us before we came out.
(Our punishment much later was #3000 fine during clearance)

Did I mention I was an 'o yes' member?
I joined in the running about but I ddint spoil anything ooo
*winks*

What was yours?
SportsRe: Your First Swimming Experience by vonn(op): 10:00pm On Dec 23, 2014
Baddestguyp:
I can't swim
Seriously?
But you would like to learn, right?
SportsRe: Your First Swimming Experience by vonn(op): 9:59pm On Dec 23, 2014
CrazyScientist:
It was a pool party ,my friend jumped in with all the girls all over him, I felt I had to taste the girls 'anointing' too , I jumped in, next I was shouting: "HELP, HELP!" ,it was the same girls that rescued me and pressed the water out of my stomach lipsrsealed embarassed
Lol. See falling of hand.
SportsYour First Swimming Experience by vonn(op): 9:52pm On Dec 23, 2014
I'm not usually comfortable near water(stream). I still don't the mind to stand at a river bank.

My first time in a swimming pool was memorable. After gathering courage, I stepped slowly into the cool water.....but I couldn't feel the floor. I had to stylishly grab the wall.
I was a complete jjc..... I still am.

When eventually my toes touched the floor, the water covered my nose so I had to raise my head(I'm petite)
It was annoying because any disturbance on the water surface made it difficult to breath so I had to stay close to the walls except times I made use of the floater available.
People tried to teach me but being my 1st time plus fear of drowning, I couldn't grab much.
My friend swallowed enough water to last her three days.

*how was your first experience like?
LiteratureRe: The Devils Advocate- The 666 (I Am Not Responsible For Whatever You See Or Read) by vonn(f): 5:39pm On Dec 23, 2014
HumbledbYGrace:
Mira why would you call Vonn your babyhuh Don't ruin my christmas mood please, its not easy to concentrate on this beautiful piece with you being all friendly to HER!

cheesy

Are you writing on future or past or present tense?
Lol....
HBG, I can feel u turning green already.

tongue
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FamilyRe: How Can I Free Her From My Bondage by vonn(f): 7:33am On Dec 23, 2014
awizl:
I'll be very practical with you. You're a cheating pathetic dude with no self control or common sense and I respect that. You're not alone, lots of us are just like you. However, you must realize you're on a destructive path which you must continually strive to deviate from permanently. Having said that, while at it, you can buy yourself time and play safe by making it a priority to continually toast and shag every girl that you can.
It will help you not get too emotionally involved with one person and make it easier to shake off anyone ....some will even dump you themselves.

Your life will be miserable, wasted, and chiefly pathetic but this is a time buying exercise you should engage in, hoping to make adjustments along the way that will lead you to the right path eventually. Proceed with sense, make superficial choices, endeavor to toast a new babe every 2 weeks.....hopefully one day, one will shock you back to being responsible or you'll get tired of stray vag recognizing that there's actually nothing to it..or ...you'll get to realize why your wife is special when you see the antics of these godless girls...or you'll lose your head and destroy your life or someone will destroy it for you.

This is not the easiest way out of your predicament but it is a practical one and i know it is the one that will walk you out ...because, let's be honest with ourselves...you're never going to let that vag go..it has to happen by itself....This is how to make it happen by itself
Lol......I love you for this advice.
FamilyRe: How Can I Free Her From My Bondage by vonn(f): 7:20am On Dec 23, 2014
redsun:
As long as you take care of your primary responsibilities, the kids and co, then sorting out another free woman wouldn't be much of a problem,as long as you play safe.

Man shall not live by bread alone.African system allows polygamy and males by nature are polygamous as long they can afford,protect and defend a harem.
In other words, you're supporting op.

Wait til your wife takes care of her primary responsibilities, the kids and co, sorts out another free man without much of a problem and plays safe, let's know if you'll open teeth and keep cool.

Man must not live by bread alone....... Indeed!
African system allows polygamy.........please that's a lame excuse.(that's how you know those who know they are wrong but want to feel right)
In other words, op should continue abi?

Please don't give people WRONG advice.

You're free to quote me dear.
FamilyRe: How Can I Free Her From My Bondage by vonn(f):
Eiyaaa.......
This juju and stupidity strong ooo

Your co-workers know about your relationships and you're still feeling like james bond...

*i wonder how she prays for a husband when she can't leave someone else's husband.

Op, wake up
You can't tie yourself to a tree and expect to move.
You are the one holding yourself.

You can't sleep without seeing her in a day...... But you can sleep soundly having it at the back of your mind that you're cheating on YOUR WIFE..

I know, if that was your wife doing the same thing you're doing, even if it was just for a day, the house will collapse on her.
LiteratureRe: The Devils Advocate- The 666 (I Am Not Responsible For Whatever You See Or Read) by vonn(f): 6:23pm On Dec 22, 2014
D9ty7:
I was serving a three days ban when you started this story. Though I got the mention, I know I can only comment when the ban is lifted.
And here I am today, a free man.
I am yet to read this piece, and I have no excuse for that, maybe my busy schedule caused it I don't know. But I know this story is gonna rock cos I have seen some great niggas around here who won't read wack stories, TemitopeDaniel, Chistar01, LarrySun and Vonn. Give me one reason why I shouldn't join the train. You have none I suppose.
We gonna see this to the end, but if it scary, am afraid, I will run away.
Boo, lady would have been better for me oo
BusinessRe: How A Lady Stole 55,000 Naira Inside First Bank At Lekki by vonn(f): 4:49pm On Dec 22, 2014
Sorry to the guy shaa.
But Op, what did you do when this was happening?
You would have called the lady.......
or still woken the guy when you saw her leaving. undecided
LiteratureRe: The Devils Advocate- The 666 (I Am Not Responsible For Whatever You See Or Read) by vonn(f):
Is this horror?....
I'm allergic to scary stuffs ooo.
Thanks for the VIP mention anyway.

*following*


Modified*

I've gone through the three updates so far.... Nice start...... Interesting.

But before you go far, I'll like to point out some things I observed:

The work needs more spacing.

Mind your punctuation.....(Especially your commas and fullstops)

Be careful with tenses.(they can be tricky a times)

While using dialogue, I think its better starting each person's statement on a new line....makes reading easier(or what do you think)

(I would have shown you areas that need corrections but I'm not good at picking and quoting particular set of words on NL)


Keep it up!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Send Your Christmas Shout Out To Your Love ones by vonn(f): 4:00pm On Dec 22, 2014
teewai3:
shout out to
Allurefunky, misshoree, Faitty20, TrishaP, Lalamimz, hoyinkansola, vonn, jvera, queenmorenikeji TemitopeDaniel, SammyHoe, Evathyst Adufetohposh, farano, mizcalvina, jennylove7575,
ruthobaz, Tannie , missterious, icebebe, Spaxon, Elkewwty, lulukay, Mprex,Coolval222, Kachisbarbie, Lorlaahlozz, BaddieKay, moyarhtohbadt Shugajay,
yhermmie, sirnoel, Harbosede02, donigspain, kayemjay, missberrypop5, princesa, MaziOmenuko, repogirl, xenaf, Freshboi, dbrown, Beennkumar

Wishing you all a merry christmas in advance
and a very prosperous new year
Same to you dear.
Lots of love
Jokes EtcRe: akpos funniest joke, and more. by vonn(f): 2:05pm On Dec 22, 2014
@Shollay20...
Please stop filling this thread with links.
We know you opened it.
Jokes EtcRe: Picture Of The Cuttiest Automatic Teller Machine In Nigeria. by vonn(f): 1:54pm On Dec 22, 2014
Access bank
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club 2 - 2014. For Nairaland Writers Collaboration 2014. by vonn(f): 11:16pm On Dec 21, 2014
Awwww....... now I'm gonna cry.

Masterpiece!!!!!!!

Brava to ALL writers who made this possible.
TV/MoviesRe: Your Best Movie Of The Year (2014) by vonn(f): 10:40am On Dec 21, 2014
Expendables 3
LiteratureRe: Our Love Story ...... (A Story Filled With Revenge, Love And Romance) by vonn(f): 8:32pm On Dec 19, 2014
Nice story u have here but.......

Work on ur spacings.
Spacings make reading easier.

punctuations matter a lot. Know when to use ur fullstops and commas. Quotation marks to indicate when an individual is talking.


Then cross-check for wrong spellings before updating.

I think you should also try to step up in your descriptions. Take your time to explain.....but don't make it too long that it becomes boring.

Also visit other threads to see how the writers make their own constructions and choice of words.

So far, the story is good.
Keep it up.

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