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GamingRe: Official Football Manager Thread For PC by vosquare: 6:49pm On Aug 17, 2016
Chidexter:
That's why he said u should have a torrent downloaded.
On pc?... Not on phone... I download torrent files on phones not pc
GamingRe: Official Football Manager Thread For PC by vosquare: 12:44am On Aug 17, 2016
theoneJabulani:
download it from kickass torrents its so easy. Just 1 gig file. Make sure u have utorrent or other torrent downloader
I don't know how to download torrent files on pc
GamingRe: Official Football Manager Thread For PC by vosquare: 7:50pm On Aug 16, 2016
Mehn... To download fm16 na die... Downloaded fm16 twice from ocean of games... To extract na problem...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leicesters Vs Manchester United:Community Shield (1 - 2) On 7th August 2016 by vosquare: 6:03pm On Aug 07, 2016
Pogba never finish transfer una dn dey chop am... Na this Saturday na... Epl go hear weeh grin
GamingRe: Official Football Manager Thread For PC by vosquare: 4:04pm On Jul 26, 2016
TheAziz:
lwkmd you be boss be that, i played fm15 to 2035 i won trophies scatter, as my system spoil na hin i come get this fm16, ol boy dz fm16 hard gan. m
Me just start 15...currently in 2018...my system too spoil... E pain me gan.. Chai
GamingRe: Official Football Manager Thread For PC by vosquare: 4:03pm On Jul 26, 2016
RobinHez:
grin




My laptop Neva show o... embarassed
Wetn do am?
GamingRe: Official Football Manager Thread For PC by vosquare: 9:24pm On Jul 25, 2016
TheAziz:
thanks bro, but have you won ucl with these wonderkids?
if I start to dey name all my cups, mods go ban me last ni
GamingRe: Official Football Manager Thread For PC by vosquare: 11:03am On Jul 25, 2016
TheAziz:
please guys; which striker can i get, i need a beast up front, lewandowski and suarez are saying they aren't interested in joining Chelsea. i need an experiences beast
Volland
Icardi
Castillo
Facundo
Henriquez
Kane
Sorry but i deal with wonderkids smiley wink
PhonesRe: Mtn Needs To Be Sued by vosquare(op): 9:55am On Jul 24, 2016
It's not proper o.. Even d weekend sub is not connecting
PhonesMtn Needs To Be Sued by vosquare(op): 8:29am On Jul 24, 2016
I subscribed for the 2,000 naira 7gb yesterday and it has stopped this morning. And my gb is smiling at me. Who else is experiencing this?
PhonesRe: Difference Btw Airtel And Mtn #25 Night Browsing. by vosquare: 11:19am On Jul 22, 2016
Jeffy1206:
what about the fact that you can re subscribe on the Airtel? Op abeg no lie jor.
Bros... Is it renewable?
EducationAfter JAMB ‘jams’ You, What Next? by vosquare(op): 8:09am On Jul 22, 2016
After JAMB ‘jams’ you, what next?


My header might seem a little funny and embarrassing. Kindly pardon me as it is a popular language used by all and sundry- Jambites, parents, teachers, even university students in Nigeria. UTME, University Tertiary Matriculation Examination is an examination written by students who want to further their education to any tertiary institution in Nigeria and is controlled or directed by the Joint Admission Matriculation Board (JAMB). Most times, you hear things like“Hope Jamb no jam you” or “shey jamb don jam am?” The language is not new to JAMB candidates as they hear it most times after the examinations or when the results are being released. It is widely believed that the JAMB examination in the past few years have had has a lot of discrepancies ranging from improper marking to very erratic distribution of scores. Hence, this brought about the funny expression of JAMB “jamming” someone.

Anyways, today I’ll like to drop a little something for those who JAMB has “jammed”. Pardon my expression please. It’s just to create a little humour in the post. Now below are some few tips on ‘What next’ after an unsuccessful attempt at the UTME.

1. *PRE-DEGREE*: Pre degree, as the name implies is a programme organized by a couple of Universities in Nigeria to facilitate admission into the organizing university. It mostly runs for 9 months- 1 year, depending on the university.

Thankfully the programme requires no UTME result to be admitted into the programme. Just an entrance exam and if you pass the cut off mark for your combination, you’re in. During the programme, the students get lectured extensively on the subjects they will take in the forthcoming UTME exam.

They will also be required to write internal exams for which they will be graded. Anyone who scores up to the Pre-degree cutoff for his/her desired course will be admitted without even writing the POST UTME of that university. The advantages of this programme are:

 

1. The student doesn’t get to sit at home idle.

2. He/she gets lectured by highly sophisticated lecturers.

3. They get a lower UTME cutoff mark which is 180 (for universities whose cutoff marks are 200 though) as against their POST UTME counterparts.

4. Once they pass their cutoff marks, their admission is secure.

5. They get a taste of the university life.

Some Nigerian Universities that offer this programme are: OAU, FUTA, OOU

1. Diploma/ A’Levels/ IJMB/ JUPEB: This option is for those who feel they cannot lose one year in their quest for admission. Diploma, A Levels and IJMB offer a candidate the opportunity to gain admission into a university upon completion of the programme not into 100Level but to 200L. Diploma is offered by UNILAG, I know for sure. It is quite expensive and requires no other criteria except passing the programme. A Levels/IJMB/JUPEB are practically the same thing. It is just like the regular WAEC exam but advanced. It will require the candidate to still register for JAMB and write a POST UTME exam to the University of their Choice.

 

2. *Skill Acquisition*: Not my personal opinion but a public one. Majority advice, due to the economy of the country, for a school leaver to acquire a skill so that he/she can get established anytime or anywhere, even in school. It would go a long way in generating little bits of income for them and even get them set up once they graduate.

 

Those are my little titbits on what next after JAMB ‘jams’ you. I wish you all the best!


Cc Lalasticlala
Seun
Ishilove
Source: http://www.themchub.com/jamb-jams-next/
GamingRe: Official Football Manager Thread For PC by vosquare: 6:53pm On Jul 11, 2016
Very much satisfied with my fm15
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Portugal Vs France : Euro 2016 Final - (1 - 0) On 10th July 2016 by vosquare: 10:58pm On Jul 10, 2016
If Messi and Ronaldo wn turn coach, Ronaldo go b like guadiola and Messi go b like van gaal
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Portugal Vs France : Euro 2016 Final - (1 - 0) On 10th July 2016 by vosquare: 9:40pm On Jul 10, 2016
Seriously... This is afcon final... So many blacks mehn... And I'm happy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Portugal Vs France : Euro 2016 Final - (1 - 0) On 10th July 2016 by vosquare: 9:15pm On Jul 10, 2016
iamkingzlee:
E pain am oo!! grin ntorr!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Portugal Vs France : Euro 2016 Final - (1 - 0) On 10th July 2016 by vosquare: 8:55pm On Jul 10, 2016
Payet... Dem go break ur leg like eduardo own.. For making my Ronaldo cry, dm go spoil your career like falcao own cry angry angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Portugal Vs France : Euro 2016 Final - (1 - 0) On 10th July 2016 by vosquare: 8:48pm On Jul 10, 2016
Wetn dey again?... My Ronaldo... My almighty c nana... Tunda fire payet in fact tunda fire payet once again cry cry
GamingRe: Official Football Manager Thread For PC by vosquare: 4:42pm On Jul 05, 2016
VIPERVENOM:
that's Scorpio theme
Thanks
GamingRe: Official Football Manager Thread For PC by vosquare: 8:24pm On Jul 04, 2016
VIPERVENOM:
There are generated players that are very good. Especially germans and brazilians. Check out these defenders dat i bought for only 500k pounds combined
How fa venom, please what skin are u using??
Music/RadioRe: Watch Official Video: D’banj – Superstar by vosquare: 6:21pm On Jul 01, 2016
Globalhustler:
Abeg wetin hapen inside the video. Data no dey for streaming again.
Globalhustler:
Abeg wetin hapen inside the video. Data no dey for streaming again.
Glo had made your points useless
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by vosquare: 1:26pm On Jun 24, 2016
I'm just waiting for marshmallow on my xiaomi redmi note 3
PhonesRe: Top Android App For Music And Videos Lovers by vosquare: 7:24pm On Jun 06, 2016
Smartixy:
Nice but power amp full isnt free now
Good things does not come free cool
PhonesRe: Top Android App For Music And Videos Lovers by vosquare: 10:50am On Jun 06, 2016
Music - Poweramp and others
Video - MX player and others
CelebritiesRe: Singer Small Doctor Beaten In Agege by vosquare: 9:21am On Jun 06, 2016
grin grin grin grin
valdes00:
Today in history
*****
Today is exactly 2 years,
4 months, 5 days, 15 hours 45 minutes and 10 seconds that I shared a beer with a friend that bleeped my then babe... Ain't gat no tym to fight a nigga cos of a babe..
grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Please Where Can I Download Nollywood Latest Movies? by vosquare(op): 3:53pm On May 27, 2016
Widall:
I need to watch dat movie DRY
whr can I get it?
Not only u bro... Really need to watch it
FamilyRe: Its Children's Day: Upload A Pix Of Your Kid/siblings And Send Them A Shout Out by vosquare: 12:47pm On May 27, 2016
smiley
PhonesRe: Please I Need An Android Phone Of Between 40 To 50k. by vosquare: 7:27pm On May 24, 2016
moremuch1:
Go for this Huawei phone, buzz me on 07038880763(whatsapp and calls) to get it now
I recommended it also but d screen is not as big as tecno boom j8
PhonesRe: Which Network Have High Speed In Internet Between Glo And Airtel by vosquare: 4:05pm On May 24, 2016
EngrSeries:
I think it depends basically on the location. I'm currently in Abuja ad Glo is blazing here. But it sucks in Lagos....
How can a network suck in lagos for God's sake?... If it's so, then it sucks everywhere
PhonesRe: Which Network Have High Speed In Internet Between Glo And Airtel by vosquare: 3:55pm On May 24, 2016
lekjons:
you can't compare Glo's H+/3G with Etisalat or Airtel's 2G..

if i'm to rate all them, it'd be like;

1. Etisalat
2. Airtel
3. Mtn

NB: i didn't add Glo because i belived they're supposed to be dealing with voice call and SMS onlyundecided

PhonesRe: Which Network Have High Speed In Internet Between Glo And Airtel by vosquare: 11:02am On May 24, 2016
Which kind thing b dz na... How u go dey compare emenike and Suarez??

Glo and snail speed

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