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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 0) On 29th October 2016 by vybrant(m): 4:56pm On Oct 29, 2016
nelsonjj:
Abeg Which Club Man U Play With?
the funny thing is that mourinho had already counted 3 points against these guys prior to kick off

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by vybrant(m): 9:15pm On Oct 19, 2016
tinch:
THOSE THAT JUST CONCLUDED THEIR TS...PLEASE I NEED AN ACCOMODATION AROUND THE TRAINING SCHOOL AT IKEJA. MAIL ME. OR CALL 08179295663
I believe you finally got accommodation.
How were you able to achieve this please?
Is there a way you can assist?
I'm scheduled to start TS this november
Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu And Tania Omotayo Hang Out (Photos) by vybrant(m): 6:41pm On Oct 03, 2016
Tania omotayo in the last picture....

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Romance / Re: 12 Weekend & Public Holiday Struggles Workers Can Understand by vybrant(m): 6:06am On Oct 02, 2016
After the weekend you'll be like

Crime / Re: Police Arrests House Guard Who Killed Employer In Ajah, Lagos by vybrant(m): 7:41pm On Sep 05, 2016
What's his name please?

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Career / Re: SURVEY REQUEST :would The Ambience Of The Company Matter ? by vybrant(m): 7:01am On Aug 21, 2016
Yes it does.
But what matters more is the edge the company will have over its competitors
Properties / Re: 8 Factors To Consider Before Buying Land To Build Your Home by vybrant(m): 6:47am On Aug 21, 2016
Nice

In Nigeria now proximity to the market or a 'provision shop' is necessary too.

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Religion / Re: Bishop Jonathan Muthoka Sex Scandal With Niece (See CCTV Footages) by vybrant(m): 6:41am On Aug 21, 2016
It's the devil's handiwork as usual

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Education / Re: Ten (10) Type Of Student You Meet Among Higher Institution Freshers by vybrant(m): 7:08am On Aug 15, 2016
A typical fresher's mind

Before matric: it's first class or nothing


Second year: Chai!.. if not for a certain course I could have been 4.5

Third year: jeez, this 2_1 go sure so?

Fourth or final year: Baba God let me just graduate with my mates

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by vybrant(m): 7:15pm On Jun 15, 2016
diablo91:


Lets say the person, wants to deposit 50k, which is the minimum , you tell the person to pay in an extra like 4k, so that by the time any charges are removed, it would never go below 50k on each account. Its important meeting the 2million naira target and also important not letting the individual accounts fall below 50k, otherwise the account would be invalid, so what would be considered are the number of valid accounts you have, and if its less than 10, it means you did not meet up, furthermore for those opening accounts in other cities, ensure the individuals put the code on the account opening form, else you just helped another prayerful banker meet his/her target lol...Good luck everyone, your going to have so much fun in this part.

1.Please how long does it normally take to get those accounts verified?

2. Do you get a feedback as soon as those accounts are verified and you are deemed successful/unsuccessful?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by vybrant(m): 6:51pm On Jun 04, 2016
Wiztonero:
After failing to get 10 accounts worth 2 million, I got a mail from Access Bank yesterday. The following is the exact content of the mail:

fya

Pls what could this mean?

Fya means 'for your attention'
Check the mail very well and u would notice that what you sent was actually forwarded to someone else; with you in the copy.

'Fya' is like letting 'B' know that what you sent to 'A' was actually for 'B'.

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Phones / Re: 6 Important Details You Shouldn’t Make Public On Facebook by vybrant(m): 7:42pm On Apr 20, 2016
Looking at the OP like...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by vybrant(m): 9:32pm On Apr 02, 2016
Dharniel:


sent...

Boss, kindly assist... chibuzo.charles@gmail.com
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Responds Perfectly To A Fan Who Says He’s Not A Rapper But A Fast Singer by vybrant(m): 7:28am On Mar 02, 2016
Nigerians!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by vybrant(m): 3:39am On Aug 13, 2015
samopad:
For those who have just finished TS. How is the allowance like? Then have you gotten your posting letter?

We were paid 15k weekly.
Yes.. more than 90 percent of us have been posted
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by vybrant(m): 7:18pm On Aug 11, 2015
Iamtosin:

Were people posted to marketing only or various dept

You should understand that The bank has needs, so Where you'll eventually be posted would be where the Bank needs fresh hands. Irrespective of which dept. you are chosen for, the bank would provide a suitable platform for you to learn and grow.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by vybrant(m): 6:26pm On Aug 11, 2015
Mannylex:


Aite bro... Thanks


By the way if my estimation is correct , You spent 3 weeks in TS. I thought it was usually 1 month?

The training is for three weeks.
Congratulations on being invited!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by vybrant(m): 6:19pm On Aug 11, 2015
Bcole:
and can you tell us about your experience like stuffs to expect and the likes i know the last batch finished on 31st i was at the head office sometime during the TS.



It was a breath-taking experience if I must say.. we all loved visiting d 17th floor (where we had free breakfast and lunch). The lectures were interesting as well but one must learn to take 'note-taking' very seriously. The bitter truth is if you don't study, you will fail(imagine going back to sit at home after telling family and friends you have gotten a job with UBA). Be compliance in your dressing too; there are certain modes of dressing and colours approved by the bank for both sexes.
Go there with a positive mindset that every other person that successfully graduated from UBA ACADEMY was not born with 2 heads. Just try to have fun, work hard and BE PRAYERFUL (this is very important)

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by vybrant(m): 6:04pm On Aug 11, 2015
Bcole:
please when is the next batch of training school?



Can't really say but I'm certain a few guys are currently undergoing the recruitment process. They want their numbers completed before sending out TS invites
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by vybrant(m): 7:18am On Aug 11, 2015
Mannylex:


Sup bro, are u still in TS? If yes, when are you ending ur training?

Still awaiting TS invite

I finished training exactly 11 days ago..

Be positive to be called up in the next batch for TS
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Gallant Nigerian Soldiers At The Field by vybrant(m): 3:37pm On Aug 08, 2015
Dis one wey wear ring dun soak himself inside jazz!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by vybrant(m): 8:18am On Jul 29, 2015
@AIZubair and Emaql8a ur exams covered every topic in the 'encyclopedia' or just what you guys were taught
Politics / Re: Tony Elumelu Meets With Obama In Kenya by vybrant(m): 10:24am On Jul 25, 2015
rattlesnake:
Elumelu
Tout
That stole bank money
Made many foolish girls lose their virginity
Now he calling him self a billionaire
Always stalking around big people
He's NOT an entrepreneur
Just a tout. ....ode undecided...seeking relevance
E.wu!! angry

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by vybrant(m): 12:03am On Jul 10, 2015
Emaql8a:
Congrats to u,remember telling u not 2 worry,U are on ur own as to accomodation wahala,bt I was fortunate cos my pple are based ova dia,,stay blessed.Anyways,we are writin d exam 2mrw
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by vybrant(m): 8:57pm On Jul 09, 2015
Emaql8a:
Congrats to u,remember telling u not 2 worry,U are on ur own as to accomodation wahala,bt I was fortunate cos my pple are based ova dia,,stay blessed.Anyways,we are writin d exam 2mrw
Yea.. thanks for the encouragement

Success in ur exams 2moro
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by vybrant(m): 5:07pm On Jul 08, 2015
lsoul:

Yeap, did u get d initial msg 2 resume on monday?
Yes. Still got a mail from the regional office confirming the Monday date
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by vybrant(m): 2:58pm On Jul 08, 2015
Emaql8a:
yea customer care
Your Accomodation challenge: how were you able to solve it?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by vybrant(m): 2:56pm On Jul 08, 2015
lsoul:



Did u get a text 2 ignore mondays resumption date?

Are they changing the date for resumption?

I don't want to tender my resignation letter now to avoid stories that touches the heart.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Bombs Every Northern State But Katsina And Sokoto...why? by vybrant(m): 5:57pm On Jul 07, 2015
Jigawa too.. even knock-out, I never hear
Politics / Re: El-Rufai Bans Beggars And Street Hawkers In Kaduna State by vybrant(m): 5:51pm On Jul 07, 2015
keyzid:
Ok. Now that he has banned beggars, what measure have he put on place to house and support these beggars? Or he wants them to start feeding on airs and his urine.

You need to come to kaduna and observe things yourself. Most of these beggars are healthy (so to say) and you would wonder what is keeping them from having a means of livelihood. I believe every single one of them have a family they come from and these families have a responsibility or more on them. the problem wit most northerners is they think having 500k is enough to marry and maintain four wives. When that change finishes, it now becomes all man for himself hence the rapid growth in number of beggars. They need to learn how to plan and live within their capacity, instead of giving birth to children who later litter the streets with rubber plates

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Health / Re: I Need A Serious Help Pls by vybrant(m): 12:08pm On Jul 07, 2015
Harkynkunle:
Thanks all.... it's not as if am hypertensive.... i guess anxiety + stress contributed to the whole thing... as it was around 170/80 when under check up... fortunately d last time i checked...it was 120/79....... with this i don't really think am hypertensive but i just pray this doesn't affect my journey so far......

So... have you been contacted by the bank ever since?
Politics / Re: Queen Elizabeth Honours Ahmed Adamu (Photos) by vybrant(m): 5:06pm On Jun 24, 2015
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